Joe Rogan Experience #688 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 Ladies and gentlemen, the internet is a fucking crazy place. The Planned Parenthood was, they were accused of selling fetuses and actually not just selling fetuses, Anyway, the video if you want to search for the video because the people that are buying ask if they can see some of the product or some of the samples, I think is Dude, it's fucking I remember seeing this video because it was made for a recent bill or something like that in Congress that the anti-abortion people put as a shock video, a scare video.

4:48 you can figure out a way to pull up a link that says it's debunked. So let's just Google it just to see. Okay. called stem express that buys aborted baby parts from Planned Parenthood and sells them to researchers there are no graphic images in this video but Dyer's comments about shipping And I mean, we've actually had good success with that in the past.

6:51 STEM Express says it's almost like they don't want to know where it comes from. because it seems like in the conversation, experiment? I mean, it's not like they're asking people to get abortions that would normally have But in what Planned Parenthood is saying is, no, we just donate it to the to to science and people that want to use it for medical research.

9:12 what is cnn saying they're saying it's a hoax too yeah there's a company created to go against the And that was the hoax. Okay. about the bottom line, about how much money The details of the process is enough to trouble anyone non-medical people don't talk about the price of requesting, removing or shipping organs, I just don't understand. Yeah, but you keep saying that, but without further explaining.

11:50 weren't really what they were saying they were, right? Is there a chance the audio you were hearing wasn't what didn't match up the video? left or right issues where you're either a left-wing person, you support abortion, or most they were talking about 22 week old they were talking you know they were talking about what i think i don't want this baby that's when it gets kind of creepy in my opinion. Yeah. Well, we all know people that are

14:49 Some people think that they should be blowing up abortion clinics and shooting doctors. We all knew that existed. Yeah. I mean, if you look at anything like that, Whatever is in that video that's fake, you know, that's not. Whew. outside the jeep you dumb fuck and just just jacked him it's hilarious that people are that They do all kinds of fucked up shit to your car.

18:12 And you're just looking at these people that are free, and you're stuck in this enclosure, and they're driving into your house. Like, babies can feed them. It'd be really interesting to see if animals could talk and be like, no, dude, you don't understand. the lion costume of course that had to come out yeah you knew that was coming out i mean who who

20:11 They can put photos? You know why because there's 66% of people so fucking stupid they post on CM TMZ She's a beautiful animal. it you know that these people the idea that there's like there's two types of of hunting And so it was attacking other males and killing them. only time it makes sense is that it has to be killed they don't have to kill You can kill as many wolves as you want in BC.

23:21 lions or anything, they fed hundreds of people with that Rhino. Mountain lion supposedly tastes just like pork. They don't have a mountain lion season in California because we don't have a hunters because they literally have less deer. And the reason why they have less deer is because Yeah. Did we put them there or did they just kind of. There was a story that I tweeted the other day

26:23 history have been eaten by wolves. That was a huge issue until people started killing the fuck out of wolves. And that's why we look at wolves now like they're our dogs. We look at them like they're pets. They were never pets before. They were always these terrifying animals that killed human beings that's why they were always a part of folklore that's why they were always a part of stories like the Little Red Riding Hood

27:27 They're like, what the fuck? but now they they implanted them they took them from canada where they have a real problem with Wolf attack. The governor of Russia's largest region has declared a state of emergency after a surge of wolf attacks. of animals is completely shaped by these cities. But these animals out there don't give a fuck Every day, 5,000 human babies die because they don't have water.

30:54 and she's got males, little male babies, they fucking slaughter them. So these people that are happy now, we finally have wolves in California. they bring back dinosaurs? We need more dinosaurs. Somebody released a funny video where they showed that photo of Steven Spielberg in front of the dinosaur. I guess Nestle, Come on. Yeah, the bottled water and alcohol

33:00 million gallons of water If a corporation makes, you know, X amount of money one year and then the same X amount It says here, the most popular size bottle The whole thing is gross. and he was bringing it up to one of the other politicians and the politician was sort of like late night preachers pretend to be the servants of God. Really? They're just making

36:11 The Lord will give you that back tenfold. and how I was going to pay for food. they're just like making you come they're like oh they like it's like this stimulation thing that really frustrated and angry and you rip other people off and do you think in the future that's contribute they want your money they want your money and they want your time He's trying to do kind of like a cross between Hugh Hefner and Michael Jackson or something like that.

39:48 And she said to her friend how it was just like brainwashed girls looking for their chance maybe with Michael Jackson or his childhood, with no need to name celebrity. like that like wannabe showbiz circle, They were terrible. And if you listen to him talk, he was a moron and his books were terrible. They were terrible. organization I think for a lot of people the structure any sort of structure is

42:42 believe it. But if you could see that, oh, he doesn't really know that if there was like a light bulb that went over a person's head when they were telling where you could see whether or not someone's being honest. a little clip of him introducing you Maybe. Maybe. It's down here. I've been a singer and musician for several decades now. Not much. What?

45:30 professional model, and Cory's angel in training. He's sexy and gorgeous, and I love him. Rule number one, we will put them on the angel diet. these slutty outfits they're not they have to wear like these bra and of course oh yeah I'm sure there's a face to it this is all 100% fake 100% It's getting them exposure. Of course, because this is his hustle.

48:23 mean if they do get big, they'll have him killed. He took his band. You're obsessed this is this is crazy he took he took his band and he opened up or he played at a minor Well, they're authentic with their art. Look at them. Look at this guy with his camera. But listen, man, if you're that guy, Guaranteed. Someone's going to toss it back to me in a second.

50:57 Eddie Vedder at him like he's a freak. So like He threw his hat again! Why wouldn't he just stay in one place? Because there's no one there? What? Can you imagine if he got booed by retarded people? legitimate issues. And you're kind of on the outside like that, was on the real world his name was puck puck yeah is he dead no i saw him on a sunset like uh

53:53 I pulled it out of the back of my ass. That's what TMZ says. Jesus Christ. But you know what I mean? It doesn't seem like a mean person. goddamn normal for someone who has grown up like in the public eye but he has been kind of out of She was in Taxi Driver and she's famous now and she seems pretty fucking fun. What does that mean? I'll have, like, one line and be like, okay, I'm good.

57:19 Two shots in there, too. Like it has absolutely killed people. and it's it's awesome it's strong as shit but it's not 10 times stronger um so a 16 ounce star Standard. I was trying to sell you a script. I'd be surprised. So iced coffee is, did you see Floyd Mayweather's new car? CCXR? This article right here says 6.7. Why? 10 times more, Red Band. Have me on your show, man.

1:00:45 A kid fell and accidentally punched through a $1.5 million painting. And then this lady comes over. Oh my God. Which they're trying to table where'd you get it it's a priceless piece of art from the LACMA, Ohio is a great museum. Even the My kids love art. were the fucking art. And I went It's a safety risk I I want to fuck. And then they had fucking jazz, which is my other least favorite thing.

1:05:00 And this fucking shithead with his rolled cuff jeans, like, please be careful, that's a delicate book. I wasn't being rough with the book, I wasn't even touching the book. They have one exhibit that's all junk. I mean, just total dog shit. Just let them shit all over the ground and you That's it. like a half of a fucking side of a of a barn oh look at us we're crazy we're crazy look at the

1:07:18 Because I was going to take my, I was trying to figure out which way to go. God damn it, it makes me angry. You don't think you don't think people know what the fuck tar and feathers was like what are you trying to say? up a nail that's it and hammer the fucking nail into Reaffirms that she's the queen of everything. You want to hear it? And we got interrupted by a pop-up

1:10:55 Why don't you, that's a good, good question. Why don't you Google Ted Cruz is a dummy and then He's just so fucking stupid. And so, Putin, you better believe First of all, stop right there. No, no, no. A confident large black man who's threatening. Okay. There's nothing wrong with gay people. This man says he's not gay. that's the one scenario we could do it in 2015.

1:13:51 He's barely holding it back like a dam, like a creaky wooden dam holding back the river Which, again, there's nothing wrong with that. Lesbian? I don't want that. I don't know. It's like when we had Bert on and Bert was talking about how he doesn't believe that you die. But do you die or is no who knows who knows if this is even real if you're listening to my voice you have no idea if you die

1:16:24 I believe it, I think we're all programmed but I was thinking how weird it is you know when your mom is there because your mom gives you love you remember she gave you love fucking light wouldn't come through god I gotta get up in the morning and you newborn what you really start remembering is once you hit like five, six, seven, once you have language and words,

1:19:31 Yeah. Some of them, they speak later. And it's, it's a, it's weird like some of them start speaking really young some of them they speak Well, something's happening. I should talk to her. when I was awake. and you're just, thing. It's my block of Ohio and then when you're awake, you can think about that person. You might not even remember, but you dreamt about shoes. You just you might not even remember but you you dreamt about or you just like shoes yeah it doesn't have to be connected with your

1:22:43 that's something that, for whatever reason, Have you ever heard of the Mandela effect? When a large group of people have a vivid memory I know it's been talked about before, but it's come back around recently. Yeah, there's deep Reddit posts about it now, Oh, my God. It's just not. so have you extensively looked into earth people arguing against if I you know who one of them is my buddy max eberly how'd you know did you see it or did you yes yeah

1:25:53 about where are all the pictures from Earth and from space. fuckers like god damn it there's there's shit to think about but then there's that man yeah man I'm just fucking around. We talked in person before. If there's a guy that's on a fucking photographic You've watched too many movies. Big fucking cats. I got a little cat at home. that regularly kill shit.

1:28:44 If you're gonna walk Iron Man suit. That's what you should be in. Blade was black. The flame Superman's black, I'm like, come on. No. Okay? But you know who is black? He was a dark person. And I said, oh, this is so ridiculous. White kids? Wow. But my precious little babies need to be lied to. kid that's another bully and then we printed out a bunch of them and then put them all around the

1:32:44 It's a natural instinct right like like do that to little kids? It's a natural instinct, right? fuck with me and i avoided them like i'd see them in the hallway and I go the other way and try to find another way to get to the bus bullying because they would develop confidence Dodgeball. You know, it was new in this neighborhood. And I'm like, this is crazy.

1:35:22 Remember that? He's got a book called Outliers, about people that perform really well at things. Yeah. lot of people don't like this aspect of jiu-jitsu some people have this meathead idea that the way Well, it is important for the blue belt to, at some point, spar with black belts. better. That's important. But to drill, the most important thing is drilling. And when you drill,

1:38:18 I'll resist it a little bit so that you strangle me and choke. kid teaching bullying oh uh getting better so the the idea by that is, the real problem with that is, else in their class. his birthday is a week after mine, but he's a whole year older than me. And so he played sports with us the whole time. He's smaller than me and doesn't look like he's bigger than all of us,

1:40:28 And that advantage, according to Gladwell, It's not good for the blue belt, but it's good for you, you know, because you're already Like what sports did you ever play? Yeah, see? probably not a good month. like in the early 1930s because it was right after the depression was over and like right after World War I. And also he was talking about people that were born and that went through World War I. And he

1:43:16 I mean, hard work and dedication and focus, all those things are hugely important. he had access to some computer uh programs that other people might not have had the opportunity figured out the same way or would they have figured out another way or would they have been discouraged Got on MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour because of stand-up. Two shows, both of them on TV.

1:45:48 Luck. luck involved in everything that happens, but there's a lot of other people that were trying And he worked hard and he got there. How many bullets is that? a lot for something to carry you know what's interesting like look at It's going to be a real problem for amateur pilots for sure. Program it in. drugs into courtyards and stuff like that.

1:49:17 What are those things? That's what this is on top. No, there was two gunmen that came into a Pokemon convention. They're like the most adorable, nicest people in the world. W-O-R-L-D. World. That's why I say it. Okay, keep saying it like that. World. This is world. Pretty much. Dean Del Rey, some secrets. Because she's on television now? All right.

1:51:58 Peace.