Joe Rogan Experience #689 — Abby Martin Transcript

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0:00 We are doing this show in the honor of Derek the Safari Guide who was killed by Cecil's cousin in Africa today. it just seemed really manufactured especially when I read interviews with people who lived there Well, no one had heard anything about him at all A day. And she was like, but lions matter more than black lives. Yeah. him with death threats um over and over again people going and smearing blood on his office

3:15 We're all human beings and you can't do that. Was that what did it? So we can't really trust what he said in his book. praised, especially when we're looking at something like the Iraq War, which was a complete disaster. I was like, yeah, fuck it. heard like rape like genital mutilation so detailed that i was like is this isis actually So I shut that down.

7:39 that my mom got doxxed. So my mom's personal information got exposed. And so luckily, I was already moving Dude, it was so funny. Yeah, I mean, They're like, okay, Second of all, you know, to figure out what really happened because there were definitely some fabrications. And while we were doing one of these fundraisers, it was hitting me. And so I was trying to figure out,

11:54 A lot of people join the military because they have no options. You didn't think it was good? No. It's just not a good movie. That's when I was like, oh, Bradley Cooper is a douchebag. when, you know, ignoring... and the idea that they're not as valuable because they live over there. which is more than 100,000 innocent civilians. and forth on twitter and shit what have you gone back and forth with him about? Oh, like, he actually wrote, or he, you know, just a firehose of bullshit,

15:43 I think what he's trying to do is being. But all he did was basically cite official casualty count numbers from the Pentagon. Yeah, I just think it's funny that that's what he hammered in on his meat, But the International Business Times did a study in 2006 that said a million were dead at that point. That is calculated in that, And a direct result of like this.

18:26 Saddam, we can never out him at this point because this is exactly what's going to happen. Yeah, I mean, it was all gross before that, too. They beheaded some guy who's the head you know it's just the whole isis thing is so disturbing because it is like Well, we've got to invade them. And the United States pretty much universally was like, fuck you.

21:14 I mean, fuck man. It's adorable in how ridiculous it is. How are you supposed to kill people? There was a bloodlust in America. Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia, which is where all the fucking hijackers came from, we were like, Let's go. I mean, it's insane. Ideas that these people have it's like it's way easier to stick with them It's an amazing quagmire that we're in right now. It's so interesting, though, when at like every like civil war that's happened in the last ten years like Libya and then

24:35 Whether or not it's gonna trigger World War three whether it's gonna trigger a new nuclear war and he's playing poker on his phone You senile motherfucker Yeah, it was great. Vladimir running RT. Because this is fucking KGB, motherfucker, you know? Or something like just like completely. Are you kidding me? How many has he done himself? Yeah. that's a fucking guy he's winking with the wrong eye too

27:34 the guy that got murdered in broad daylight Roy Jones Jr. is going to be a citizen. they enjoy that music. to keep his visa going. in Russia just for fear He was so careful too. you remember the Hope and Change website? Wow. What do they show you? um, You're a bit of a lefty. And I think that you saw all the neocon establishment really promoting Obama until the Syria thing happened where we backed down.

30:49 Yeah. Whoever would be the most dominant militant force So it's like, yeah, no one's, I don't think anyone's really defending Assad, but it's about people's sovereignty. but it's never been documented and then distributed to everybody. it's horrifying. And, you know, we can see ISIS videos all day long of these crazy Hollywood style sets where people are getting beheaded and it's like in the Gitmo jumpsuits.

33:05 Yeah. You're like trying to figure it out on the fly. And we're just supposed to accept that because that's just a bad person. No, I don't have a better way. take hold of what's going on. War and countless casualties and refugees and the civil war thing that happened there. This is the trick. Are we going to go invade and take out the dick? I mean, it's just like, why are we picking and choosing what we're putting in front of the tv screens and brainwashing everyone saying what are you what are you going to

36:23 So I just think I don't have the answers. Chris Kyle, rest in peace i don't think that um there's any clear solution and i think that's a real part of the problem i decapitations and assassinations. The Empire Files. Starting in So it's like a 49% owned. Telesaur? So you can just watch it on YouTube or if you're in Latin America, you can watch it on Telesaur.

38:54 Using their resources to help get the information out about the crazy empire we're living in. Ship me there. and they were going to send her, or they how it would be. It would just be like when, did you ever when since Shane Smith went to North Korea and they had a fake restaurant set up for Whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. It's like 10 people. No. The idea would be that this nuclear bomb would go off.

41:32 The bomb killed the fucking greatest American actor of all time. Look at their old helmets. Holy shit. Five miles away? happened i mean i'm sure a good percentage of them died of horrific cancer awful a few outliers survived because of freak genes but most of those guys just like the Gipper not the Gipper I don't remember though, but they they had all these battleships that they stationed around where the bombs would go off.

44:17 Yeah, that battleship got fucked up. They had no idea. Turns out, And I think it's one of the greatest crimes against humanity that's ever been done. myth that we grow up learning is that the bombs were necessary to end the war and that they saved lives and And it really just is totally debunked at this point. And so countless people died. I think in each city.

48:00 And it's also like irritating that the U.S. is the one fear mongering the world about like he can't have a nuclear bomb. We are. Is what led them to add that They had one nation under God Before that, before the McCarthy hearings, they didn't have under God. One nation under Buddha. It was before it was- Well, I forget. Slack-jawed faggots. Sure but still

50:30 He was referred to as Scruffy. but that chris kyle said that it was uh jesse ventura that's when he was goaded into saying There it is. No fucking way. I mean he was fucked You know. it doesn't mean that the military is bad yeah murder's not us shooting looters ruling class that's not us like Lies aren't us. Yeah. Murder's not us. Shooting looters, that's not us. A ruling class is not us. Like, these people who are making

53:20 they're the ones pulling the strings. in the world that's consolidated like military superpower that's the only solution to everything which whatever the number is whether it's sam harris's number the one that he adheres to It's pretty easy to support that and then they it just piles on and next thing saying that and he's you know mcgovern when he was doing that thing you know he was an old guy

56:55 And he didn't win. He would write crazy shit. And it was really funny because they interviewed Hunter in the documentary. He's one of my favorite people that's ever lived. Muskie had these breakdowns I don't even know where to start today When you think about 1972, how many Now look at this fucking dog and pony show. Did you listen to it? And all about, you know,

59:52 Why don't you come in here and smoke a joint with me, Barack? Let's do just a little mushrooms. He's on the fuck with list. we have, that's like fucking bullshit. Well, how do we have that? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I guess we want to kill better And when they do develop antimatter research, I mean, when they do develop antimatter weapons,

1:02:15 is that they keep doubling down on the fucking star wars fantasy that reagan had gorbachev went battle asteroids, to have these nuclear mass. Like, you have a You didn't mean people that don't know what an asteroid is a lot of them are iron No, go ahead. that have either been murdered they were doing it they were spending fuck loads of money on this and apparently it was never effective and um if you you could pull up the numbers just pull up like there's a list of all

1:05:02 Let's see. You find it? Like, what are the odds that all these people were murdered? And it's, like, fucking a billion to one. Yeah, well, very suspicious. Someone did like a number. Like, you know, they did like a percentage. Like, what are the odds that all these people were murdered? Dude. Here it goes. Dead Right. And those scientists are all dead as fuck. Dude.

1:06:39 How do you say that? Look at this guy. railway line. Police maintain he'd been drinking Union at the Royal College of Military Science. Circumstance of death. Died a result of falling from a hotel room in West Africa while working for British Telecom. Like, scroll down to the bottom of this list so you can see how many people were on this There's a lot of those people.

1:09:04 That's a very good way to say really fucking smart. And he realized that it was based on lies and shit. And he had this diary and crazy and then look at the jessica lynch thing remember her yeah and they said she was raped And it's like, what are you? to do that. And it was one of the first times that we had women in active duty too. And We want to lock you up

1:12:21 It's never been the case. Just through another caveat. What do you want destruction? So it's like a prisoner the prisoner act to pass the branches in military and in it i guess because citizen journalism is like on the rise and it's Right. That makes sense to me. Didn't you work for Russia? Probably barely tweets. It was Obama's tweet and emojis and smiley faces imagine obama tweeted just as his

1:16:06 and how back in the day we had the fat lady at the circus horror movies and shit like we don't have the Coliseum but we still like Because I'll watch the, I'm walking on sunshine, Does this shit exist in the third world or like any other fucking... Is bullshit? How does that work? Is it just super? But there was one where they did, that sci-fi show that I did, where they, there's a thing

1:18:32 mocked him for his chemtrail believes but then these fucking dummies that made I had them remove it from the show. That's what they do. because there was werewolves outside. work and stuff and every single thing, because I'm like, isn't there anything else fucking happening that's going on now? you know i'm sure there's been some mind control experiments there was definitely those lsd

1:21:15 Guys went to whorehouses, they would slip Here's why it's bullshit. really good acid, during that whole time. that's why vitamins, if you get vitamins Unfortunately, it doesn't last. Weed, we just, so we just took this Anyway, Arches National Park, obviously that iconic, like all the orange arches that are carved in millions of years. And that's the top of the grand staircase Joe. That's the newest part of the grand staircase

1:24:08 arches that are created by just wind and time and I was just like oh my god And I was just like, what the fuck? I was like, what do you mean all the evidence is circumstantial and I was just like what the fuck I was like what do you mean all the evidence is circumstantial it's like all the That's crazy. This guy was this rich Mormon dude, Yeah, yeah.

1:26:39 It's a wonderful story. Can you imagine him just wandering? Got real goddamn close. Mitt Romney's family was one of the fucking Mormons That's what happened. Yeah. And back when there was no cars, you're on a horseback in America, on a regular basis. There's These people, they have these ranches and they're armed to the dick. company fucking agent orange all this shit.

1:29:27 People with money. Show us where the money tree is. It sounded like he was like harvesting human beings like we grow them here they going to do with the tissue? Don't want to see hands. convenient yeah yeah more convenient for me to think that this is a bundle of cells yeah i mean the whole thing is just like yeah it's like abortion's legal and i would rather them utilize the tissue for something that's scientific instead of just throwing the garbage

1:31:27 I just don't yeah, it's super confusing because the video implies that Planned Parenthood was Extends your benefits. some girl being a slut. Yes. a bunch of really rude shit. I think that was even over the top for Rush. Just Google that. Yeah, exactly. Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown students. Yeah, play it out. Contraception even if they have religious like I trunk it

1:35:12 He's in like third, fourth tier markets. But, yeah, that was just- Well, he's just gross. I forget where I read it from. Oh, my back is not so good. I hear a gay man. Dude, that is how he, some women's clothes and suck some cock. We just don't like gay people who are homophobes. Okay, that's about as straight as he's ever sounded. The world's on fire.

1:38:44 They were blown away. Those two things. That's what he does best. Okay, November of 2016 is a long time away. Right? Cupcakes and cocksucking for president. He's just trying to fucking stand out. It's like, I'm going to still prosecute marijuana abusers. that hate gay marriage people that are really dumb or people that are secretly worried that dicks are delicious

1:40:51 What does a guy like that fit in in the Empire? He's not really. No, they don't. It's okay. It's true? They said they painted the rock when they got the offensive word, saw the offensive word, and then painted it over. Well, it was not until the 80s that we realized that it was a bad word. For what? They could be used to cure something. dead baby ritual?

1:43:21 in about five minutes. Yeah, I did an art show seen a lot of horrible poverty, went to Haiti, saw bad things, but then there's really nothing It's just like society has just like abandoned this portion of their people. How do we nail this I was there, we were filming Fear Factor downtown America. And that's when they sort of opened up the doors and let all these people out on the street.

1:46:28 And I remember like I posted it. Once you go homeless, you don't have any money. shelter and there's a ration system and stuff but it was just interesting to see like the low crime rate when people have that's interesting. it's just interesting because people just have a completely different mindset like i remember i everyone check out the Cuba series I

1:48:35 defectors so one of them is basically trying to subvert cuba's whole medical internationalism like doctors to get oil from venezuela to like get help um it's interesting because people are like But the most disturbing part is this medical internationalism where you have like 75,000 and just be an American citizen if you're Cuban. I did not know that.

1:51:13 But the problem is a lot of doctors defect and they come over here and then they're caught for years and years and years. debt in america and they're like i'm here to get my medical license so then i can go train and be a doctor wow free so a lot of shit can be talked about how things are run but it's a totally It's going to be lifted. where they lifted some economic things.

1:52:38 to see what happens, give us Guantanamo Bay. But it's connected to Cuba. this has to be agreed by both parties to continue or I'm sorry to dissolve. And they never accepted a dime. what the country would be like without US interference. That's fine. You can go to Congo right now and hang out with warlords. Like it was in the news yesterday. Look, it's 2015.

1:55:01 No. Isn't that nuts? Have your I guess the man needs to escort them to the voting booths because they still can't do anything without a male permission are trapped in a dungeon, Yeah. Listen, that's it for today you fucks. We love the shit out of you and we'll see you soon. Bye you so much for inviting me. Anytime, my friend. All right, that's it for today, you fucks.

1:56:31 Okay.