Joe Rogan Experience #7010001 — Honey Honey Transcript

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0:00 OTPHJ Now it's official You got a radio voice Now it's your radio voice Donald Cowboy Donald. Cowboy was like, you got a radio voice. Fuck, do I? I mean, I've told you guys this before. I have a question. Have you ever had problems with it? Weirdly set up for it, I think. Like, I'm standing up while I'm doing... And by the end of the fight, I was standing up, screaming.

2:10 and you don't lose your voice, I think is remarkable. is that like there's an actual note? I've always been the sexy one in the family. Oh, my God. Because you're like not just freaky people and there's a In general, though, you listen to Otis Redding. the rare poets that I think that a visual aspect like enhances it intense stuff that he wrote about life and mortality and his you know vision of

5:13 Bring it, dude. like, no! The best. Did you just write a poem Pagosi was a guy who actually he was doing like more he's like one man shows people liked you was he was he very famous when? Well, he was famous enough that we're talking about him. Who's the filmmaker? But who's the guy who did that? Demme, yeah. I mean it seems like mainly that right that's kind of the comedians realm now

9:11 That's the wrong way of phrasing that. And achieving the laugh is like the proof that you're on the same level and You would think. The bombing is too hard on the soul. lot tougher than a lower deeper and deeper though you know I mean there's a people in cincinnati are they gonna hate on you now next time you're there cincinnati is fine Baltimore is a great town, but we only really went through there once,

12:04 We were talking about the amount of bravery it takes to be a comedian. They put it back together and it blew apart again. Maybe younger. When you say blew apart, did he get shot? But the point is, like, he was talking about how crazy Baltimore has always been. and you couldn't buy a house in a certain neighborhood I mean, it's like the, Someone brought that up on the podcast, and we were like, what?

14:40 Like, first of all, the level of overcoming slavery. Slavery was abolished. That's fucking crazy Like, that amount of age. God damn it. You're right. This is going on all the time. You just didn't breathe. Guys, how are we going to fix this shit? a bunch of things that could be done that are just not done sure and one of the major ones is they You have a problem.

17:56 I think they should admit, first and foremost, that a horrible crime has been done. It's collective efforts. That could be the start. like we don't have some kind of solution, you know, like this think tank, but you have this are people are wondering how did we get to be grown adults with this chaotic They were monsters. look at the universe now it's just like I don't know what's over there I have no

21:19 At an extremely high level. run now just because it's been done to vote against the wishes a piece of paper There's a lot of fucking Jimmy Whites, man. It takes too much time. You need a quill and you just sit by a candlelight No,ill. And you just sit by a candlelight. You want to make sure that every area, even the high population areas, they don't dominate the rural farmlands.

24:30 People didn't even know if they ever really did know you. Yeah. Love San Diego. Jesus. it's on AMC and it's it's really it's really well written I'm only in like season two so I don't And it's really, for some reason, it like just cuts right to my soul. maybe not together because there's so many immigrants and so many people that Like there's robbers robbing the train that gets them their pay and if they don't get their pay they're broke

27:39 Yeah yeah. You and Mel Gibson getting along all of a sudden. The world is fucking falling apart, okay? It's just there's so many fucking people communicating now. you know, but they're really good people There was like a slow, a ginger backing out of him. Ray, you've got to take it slow, son. HE'S A MIDDLE CLASS BUSINESS were sitting at a table with my parents and I was just it was so cool to watch them interact with

30:35 No, he did, but he had to drive, and that was responsible I'm speaking. You said it's so subtle. Like, people love your shit. I'm not right about everything. let me move there when I was 16 and it it was fucking crazy. And it honestly was one of those, have. And they were I'm hearing a lot of fucking memory lane. What did she just say? Yeah. Slow and short. Slow and short.

33:39 You start thinking, I don't want to be that loser again. My dad used to smoke weed. My dad used to smoke weed. He's had that a few times. He's staring at the void, dude, for real. forgot his name he's long gone though of course Of course. Of course. Yeah. Every neighborhood has, like, old people that are angry. One of the most evil women of all time.

36:01 But she's like one of the most famous serial killers of all time. and as she got older, her appearance faded. Her punishment was just stay in your castle. It was hundreds. But, I mean, she still had her money. one would say, and now he's the end of her life, they put such a monster when they found what she had done that they found the bones of these hundreds of

38:36 Wait, was that on American Horror Story? Not interested in that. crazy things and they're getting arrested Oh, yeah. There's been a bunch of them lately. One of those. Strange. Tell me what it sounds like. I don't know. He's not listening to me. They ate a lot of cheese. You can do some crazy shit with this. How is she? where they're activating all these overtones.

41:17 Thank you. Well, we can all do it. B flat. or for some weird kind of developmental reason, That's so crazy. I mean, it goes on for minutes, which she'll just... You can do it, Joe. I just, that's insane right now that was more like Because if you really want to learn martial arts, But what I'm saying. My kids choke me all the time. It totally is. But when it's nice, right?

45:34 I think everything is like that. those lines, and they're, like, something about watching someone nail movement you know it's just like it's inspiring yeah it's It has to not matter to make this I wouldn't even think about it. when you're when you're drumming like when i watch a like a heavy duty drum solo i think half of what I could eventually, I'm sure, learn how to play drums,

48:21 But if they know where the fucking stick is going, Can you come on the road with us? there is not many tickets left. It's Honey Honey. I think the show with you, me, and Stan Hope and Diaz might have been so epic. We fucking never did. We never did. We're doing it, we've got to do more of those. We fucking never did. No wine before it's time. But I remember

50:08 I saw it in the movie theater They had smoke signals Something that you'd seen In my mind, for whatever reason, Refill, guys. and it's interesting bartending rule Oh, that's good. or whatever from the van or whatever we're doing on tour. SO MY DAD HAS NEUROPATHY. BEN'S GOING DEEP. OKAY, YES, I'M GOING TO EASE UP ON THIS. I'M GOOD. I know. There's plenty of places to eat around here. Hey, cheers, guys. We'll work this hey cheers it's great to be here

53:10 and killed himself, apparently, Oh, God. Allegedly Really recently A couple days ago that the murder-suicide is very small. But because I think they're still investigating it, right? You know the story, right? These people, you think about what a ghost hunter is. I don't not believe in ghosts. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, cut the commercial Well, no, same with there's like love frequency.

55:41 He was. Early in life And he would have been like That would have been a good one for Hitler. We were in Montana for about two weeks. Like we were in Wyoming, we were in Yellowstone. Well, that's not true. animals don't want to have anything to do with people they want to get the fuck away from you if at all possible want to put myself in that position of that

57:35 But although one of the guys that got killed recently and I know I might sound like a total caution and fear too. You're like, holy The instances are so small. No, I have not seen grizzlies. and you have to be ready in case that happens. But there are occasions where, like, I know a guy who went hunting in Alaska and they got charged by a grizzly bear and wound up having to kill the grizzly bear.

1:00:05 Glacier National Park. controversial show because you don't really eat grizzly bears i mean you can but they do not And, of course, like I'm not from those areas, so I have all these questions about what's it like out there in nature. in Yellowstone, but it's like, I don't think aware that it is, it's on the table if you're out there. I don't want to be fly fishing for salmon and there's a grizzly bear across the river.

1:02:40 because... Well, you wouldn't want me, first because it's such a bizarre experience. It's in the fucking middle of your sidewalk. We only have this, like, really elevated idea of who she was. It doesn't give a fuck. And, but people don't think about the fact The city not being natural itself is bizarre. Well, they'll open up a window and throw a bag out.

1:05:19 Or just like, but especially like a little piece of paper, you know, like some fucking top of something. Listen, Joe. me seriously ever. I don there's so many fucking birds. Listen, this is why it's really important. If you're going to talk to me, you can't take me seriously ever. They have the parasite. They're so fucking needy. His cat was doing that paw thing.

1:06:52 If you're smaller than a cat, it would And the dog would be like, got it, got it. So they make these distinctions. I'm saying cats these pretty same cats can't won't make the house leave watch what happened and you did the test with your cats? I want to know. I've never had a pet rat. But, you know, then you see these videos of, like, huge African lions in, like, these reserved areas of, you know, of Africa snuggling with the guys that work there.

1:08:34 than the idea of a wild dog. and the dogs just never came home You didn't read about that. Joe told us. Wow, so there's photos of you guys That's crazy. Oh boy. Yeah. On the road, we've got to pack. Taser lying on the fucking seat, You can't be alone. they're going to say, And they were like, we could do this. No, it's tough. Do you think that the way that you

1:11:33 there's obviously a deer population that's out of control, like a lot of places, And she looked outside the window and she said there are two coyotes in their tree line. wolves they used to be more wolves but I'm not exactly sure if you really want it's going on now where we can get new Samsung about how wolves changed Because you don't want lions in L.A., okay?

1:13:41 But a large lion, like a 600-pound lion. We would kill them all. I'm not an extremist. That would be the perfect way to end it. Or is it just Blu-ray? Khaleesi from Game of Thrones. Wow. That's what we're talking about, dude. Yeah. And then, but they're also, at least Elon Musk is, but a bunch of these guys are investing in AI. its highest form other than artificial intelligence yeah it's like the highest form of innovation sure

1:16:54 Oh, God. Bullshit. No, it's not that I'm tired of It's scary. Do you yawn when you're scared? Yeah, I get so scared I yawn. Bullshit. but we assume that the string has to stay, There's no rule. We keep saying that. Well that was that before Ebola broke out because it was like people that was part of the like You know, you could click a button and just kill a lot of people.

1:19:12 And, you know, there's all these incredible things, they're not, they because they lived in the town and they wanted to have their entertainment for the night. And like it was just we had this moment. We want to just hang out with our friends, go to dinner. us most of us and I think this is what we're able to do now that we we weren't And we love you.

1:22:14 I think it's always been fucked because it's filled with people. It's like as light as it is dark. If I gave you two bullets, one of them was for the turtle that you were going to kill to stay alive for the rocks together to light up dry No. we, the whole fucking structure And, I don't think it's that bad. You would freak out. If it is or it isn't I am attracted

1:25:00 Wagyu, how do you say it? I guess it was because fats have always been super important because it was hard to get food. too like there was a thing on tv the other day about a kid who was a senior in high school. That's incredible. They're going to run out of oxygen and start dying that would be incredible. Have you started to bleed yet? I hope you have a woman doctor that's not a fucking creep.

1:27:07 This is a terrible story. That's really fucked up. an inappropriate story, but I'm not. I remember being like, so. About what? That's true. They get mad. Oh, boy. but if you make a joke on stage about a woman's malodorous vagina, Yes, I do. instead of just looking at them as being completely different. It's very possible your dick could be stinky as fuck.

1:30:34 To a woman? What's wrong with me? Those guys are babies. Most guys are just going to wash their dick. dick, it's clean. It's not going to continue to stink. I think some dudes will freak out about it. They'll be like, what do you mean? What's wrong with me? That's the issue of having any sort of a yeast infection. Alright, so don't go throwing that around. As soon as Ben and I were locking eyes with each other, we went right into the toilet.

1:31:56 It's ruder for some just sort of devalue by that. Lies. Like a little one. I'm saying like a little terrifyingly small little dick. All you need is some acidophilus in your life, girl. I hope that my mom and dad never listen to this podcast. They're very good. They really do help with the posture. Ergo Depot. And you're on your butt in some sort of a weird way.

1:34:02 I've perfect fucking posture. Well, it's really interesting how they've done all these studies on your posture. you know no guys are it's above the dick Why did I not know that? Serious or not, it's serious now. and he puts his feet down on the ground Like you're fucking, like shit's going on. That like when you smile. That's a fucking t-shirt that we should sell fake it till you mean it

1:36:36 Have you ever been to You didn't have to rhyme, dude. Why is it wet? I can't. It's still going. Everyone has a bonus. Oh, you cry for happy things? or not that was exactly what that girl meant it didn't matter because that's what ronda saw and What it was was what had happened in this country, The biggest star, the biggest star is, sweat this, She's beautiful.

1:40:07 and a tear leaked out a little bit when I had You guys were in Vancouver while it was happening? And I said to Ben, I was like, I'll bet a bunch of people from this bar are coming to our show. People that would be into MMA wouldn't be into They didn't know who the people were that were coming in boats. Like, universally, the people that I introduced to you,

1:42:00 too. worried about physical activities that Did you ever see the SNL with Lucy? You want to know how Mormon they are? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of their albums is like them, and it shows like Mormon mythology on the album, No one wants me. That's pretty cool. Wait, what are we doing here? Why are we getting our fucking planets? I didn't find it. Because I was like, is this real?

1:44:16 They had a lot. When I was a kid, I used to watch the Donnie and Marie show on TV. Sorry And he would be like, towards that. It says, Interesting. I don't know if it matters I don't know if it matters. because it's a super slow process and if you dwell on that, you don't have any time. falling into orbit of the sun and becoming this planet that we're on.

1:46:52 I think it's like fairy dust and leprechaun cum. We like to go old school. This might be the most fucked up we've ever been on one of these podcasts. I'm not good at it. You guys are so good at it. They just, for whatever reason. Yes. Turn the back of the hand towards the back of the head. down on that that's how you do it I can fucking do yeah you got it you do it the

1:49:36 A hundred percent. of all the martial arts. What did he say? you'd be like, yeah, fuck you. Like, when you're punching people especially, You don't know that. You could run into some crazy, messed-up chick who wants to fucking duke it out. We were playing this festival. It was sloppy. I wanted to do something. and I called the police, Like, if there's someone who's small and they're getting beaten up by someone big, then everything changes.

1:53:08 Just kiss already. Let them fall. Don't always stop fights, but some fights you have to stop, right? Don't hug each other. Whenever someone tells you that they're hardcore they're never hard yeah I'm all about longevity, the positions we're in now. Flailing is one of the best words ever. Dude, you're flailing. Sure. Like, you know, you say something that's 30, and she goes, oh, this bitch wants to get crazy.

1:56:35 You stab her in front of your mother. You're a cunt with a stagy pussy. Occasionally, yeah. You're watching a number exchange It's a competition Someone hits you with a 32 Are you out of your mind? Oh, my God. Then we do that sometimes, but then we're okay with it. We had a big fight like last week. You know what? Can I be honest? the numbers game,

1:59:16 different things favorite word today. together and go through all these incredible Well, my relationship with the comedians that I work with is less intimate because we don't in your band like it's very very talk about numbers um having the right combination of people She's really great. She's very sweet. We're covered. great experiences like where we just, you have to like work your, it's like we're all

2:01:54 I know you're mad at me. You're like, tell that fucking guy to just turn it off. Like, you want to meet new people. As much as you guys get in fights, And you genuinely care and love each other. studio musicians they brought in, never met each other, you guys are almost like one like well-spread out person. It would be different. Just do a little Molly.

2:05:16 it's weird but it's also part of our dynamic you know and it's i think that's part of all what Yeah, his mom is my brother's sister, clearly family. It's weird. to it has to be defined and then what the what what's the definition of a band of really Are you guys accountants? What is it? when you guys did that Angel of Death acoustic version on the roof,

2:07:45 to people on social media. we became friends, Like, it changed us you hit a button, you pull the lever, And so I can't take any credit for it. It serves a pretty pertinent purpose And really learn from the things that you say. You know what I mean? We're going to freeze frame that and jerk off. That's fucked up. To have that tattooed. You do? It's a grandma flower. Shazam. You know how many dudes are going to freeze frame that and jerk off?

2:09:55 I don't know. on all these other people. they don't say a word about it. people that tweet about, Thanks man. Why are you poisoning Just why? All I can say is that there's a fascination with where it comes from i i don't know if there's any one answer to it but i i just all i can say is Right. You know, we, I think think in general we have good values

2:14:03 i think a lot of factors in your environment even taught to you. their suitcase You know, like you don't know. And even if you don't die, it's like, what are you? Yeah. Don't do that. I was going to buy it. I'm just kidding. These are jokes. They're all twats. Sign up here if you agree. Did you ever see Supermarkets, you think? and alkalized water.

2:17:29 It's like they want to be above the stupid shit they see every day that's moronic and pedantic. No, brass tacks. It's not like that. It's like, oh, my God, Joe, you're so hot. I brought her to sitcom. a bathroom break yeah exactly see and then we'll come back and we'll do a super positive that That's good. Alright so this is