Joe Rogan Experience #708 — Steven Crowder Transcript

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0:00 So this is the first one ever live. It says offline. Let's see. Success. Someone call you a Jew fag all the time. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, you which is funny cuz I'm not Jewish or gay that were really mediocre. And so we have these, this is the new, YouTube was new, uncensored, and there were people who liked it because for some reason they thought the impressions

1:58 Like you're giving them the attention that they so desperately seek. That's a horrible film. You watch it with your girlfriend I was fascinated by it, and that's what got me into it. to America and had these experiences I mean, I probably was like 15 And then I watched it again when I was like 39. Like I took my kids to see this. There's a show called wild kratz. Yeah. Well, I worked with PBS

4:13 And they put on these suits. Nothing like an actual lemur no very inaccurate. Yes, they can be aggressive I'm like, holy shit, my five-year-old just schooled me on crocodile, the gendered assignment. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You have lampreys. worry about up there in the Great Lakes. Yeah, well, there's boats, they jump out of the water, Oh, yeah, yeah. And I think they're coming for the bait you can find videos if you bring them up have you ever seen the video of the

7:38 makes you feel so wonderful. They care This way? Kill them all. Jesus fucking Christ. I would assume they just move with it. I don't know. I went on one of the things, you're like, that's a fucking, and you get a perspective, Sometimes I'm proud of it. Amy Schumer and I got in an argument on Fox News a long time ago. And I was like, okay, well, that's fine.

10:25 she goes she goes well where do you perform stand-up you perform in the city and this point was that it's the final taboo and my act is very not having sex So you did this for years? You didn't have sex? as far as being a hypocrite. And that's why I did it. the problem is, as New Testament, you're talking about some... He was on his deathbed. he? Harrison Greenbaum. He's on the last comic standing. Oh, I didn't watch it. Anyways, he was

12:53 He goes, well, you know, first off, you just didn't use it pejoratively, and you didn't even ask me. And the thing with Norm was he went on, he did this bit about the Bible, and you have Roseanne Barr on Last Comic Standing. I go, well, you're missing the point of the piece. It's that everyone was upset at Norm That's true, Gaydar. Well, he should go on TV and say that.

14:35 He's a nice guy. Where was this interview being held? You can obviously say no. So we're kind of bridging that gap. I go, I'm friends with Alex Jones Do you do impressions in your act or do you find it hard to bring him in? Well, you saw it from, like, 1991. they used to shoot a ton of stuff in Montreal. Now, not so much. And so I was in my teens and

16:59 she was the fat shaming thing. And I didn't think it was particularly funny, but I defended her in a way that's, I mean, it happened in Canada years he, whatever And he was actually banned from public speaking, lost his church, had to file an appeal. people, nine of whom are the guy's I mean, that guy, Phelps, was so fucking nuts. I'm not saying I am Jewish, but I don't understand why that's not relevant.

18:59 They were training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. They're very nationalistic like on the Brazilian message boards that people were saying, You know, I saw a kid wearing a Che Guevara shirt. was quite racist. because Jacare He's black. I mean, I might be wrong. Yeah. I check for you. here nervous well they also know that i'm a brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt so i i practice

21:50 the Gracie family that like You don't have to name names. five of them. You know, it's just like, it's like a name right now oh so she's like I was out with so-and-so and I'm like gay so-and-so cuz I know five of them you know it's just Like really gay. this lie alive like, hey, Was the girl faking it or did she think that maybe he was straight? in the world of standup. In my world, Sonny, my patriarchal world. The sun sets on the west

24:44 They're crazy. And the last time I talked to her... I don't think that story goes somehow or another. I think there's a reason in there. I think in her mind it's somehow or another, she wound up with two fucking gay guys. And the last time I talked to her. I don't think that story goes somehow or another. But she dated one guy. That's what's going to happen.

25:47 I have no idea. I could be completely off base. hog in the trunk. And everybody's like, oh, shit. of a car for a bit and when I say it's kind of like the Ronda Rouse it was like a week and I No, no, wait. He was very polite. And, you know, I think a lot of them got massacred in Detroit. They came over and stole their land. Is that what they say? they use the word Eskimo.

28:48 say to the right of Attila the Hun, like libertarian conservative. And that's by design. You're a sexist. candidate we've had in 40 years. I don't think But he sends your stuff along. And now he could easily be like, oh, you know, he'll just tell him like, Micro, but not macro. something out that Ben Carson hasn't. You asked me about And you... and I believe that there are some very smart Christians.

31:47 They may not agree with him, Bernie Sanders or Hillary or O'Malley. No one understands what caused it. It doesn't reflect my position. Okay. 100%. You have people who are career politicians. You have Chris Christie, who basically wants to prosecute using drugs. the lowest rating of the NRA. That was their badge of honor. You only got a D minus. Just joking around.

35:13 There's a lot of fucking hoops you have to jump through. Well, I got in trouble. They should say, that's a loaded question, and I'm not going to answer it. You might get crap from Sean King, who's a white guy about it. That was a really, that and the Lena Dunham video. And, you know, they're like, you have to leave. Well, that's what James O'Keefe or Andrew Breitbart of the Planned Parenthood videos do because they're journalists.

37:13 Yeah, you can watch the full footage. You can watch three, four hours. parts. Yeah. So they were, right? So why is everybody saying that it's a hoax? Well, why did That's why I don't release full. He will get mad at me listen man. I was dressed like Ben Carson And she was talking to me and all my friends and I was like, something is fucking going then they went how'd you know and i go well i'm i'm i'm guessing some insincerity here she's working

40:07 No, I can't tell how they dress. They're doing something that's illegal. I mean, that happened with me one time with the union incident. was like fuck man that seems like really inhuman you're talking about fetus parts and that they But I think once it becomes a fucking human being, like you're looking at a little tiny there you have some people who are pro-life on principle and then you have

42:31 Three months is weird because it's not viable outside of the womb, aborted fetuses but i'm not saying that i'm i am pro-choice scientifically um that is much more than a cluster of cells it's not going to be solved in this i It's not, hey, you can have a reasonable position, you can argue being pro-life, and I can say, You can't say that's the same as a pig.

45:01 I'm not even saying you can't have abortions, but let's be honest about what it is. the distinctions, man. I don't like being gay rights. I'm pro gay marriage. No one running for president. Maybe I just heard it. It was your own head. No, I've said some racist jokes. like Paula Deen the deposition was have you ever said the n-word anyone who's anyone who's who's

47:15 I don't know. All right, sorry, what were we going to say? He's always been a nice guy. French Canadians who are trying to mimic urban And it was kind of a shock but really funny did a show recently. Get on stage with him at the comedy store? It was with Tony Camacho. Yeah. I was nervous coming in here I don't, He's a national treasure. idiot too. I was. Outlaw Josie Wales

50:03 him and you, I'm Clint. that you know who they are. So it's kind of like Steve? Well, because it was at this kind of thing with conservatives and i've been through it on the way up you know you got to keep going carmel is on the way up to I mean, it's been actually rated most beautiful area in the country for a few years running. Well, there's some beautiful spots in this country, obviously.

52:13 He's probably been going up there for a long time. You just punch in some prostitute with an afro and you're like you can't like blowing him away with his 44 Magnum patriarchy and all these Tumblr blogs. I don't think Tom Hardy's gay. Me neither. Yeah, I always say there's two types of dudes Oats and Garfunkel. What are you, sucking a dick with a lab coat on, a beaker in your hand?

54:38 It was all of a sudden everyone's doing acid and they're free love, You don't have to take my word for it. And be like, but you don't have to take my word for it, and it's like okay Which is generally not a quality found in the gay community. They can say some things. Because he had that when he was here for the big earthquakes, you know i don't know and fucking riding it out riding the storm out that's a negative stereotype

56:59 Wait, what was that? I was emceeing a political action conference. And one of the jokes in the video... Like, hood pass for knickers. tomorrow's HuffPo. They are not the friend of stand-up And they're looking for things that they can attack. If you really want to be a progressive person, you really want love and acceptance in the world, I read the Sherdog.

59:22 So when I hear beautiful day from you two, I still think of Sakuraba light kicking Henzo Well, meanwhile, how many of those fucking dummies eat meat? Because they're not getting that shit from a cat food tree. There's a subject. Not just the protests and everybody standing outside of his fucking clinic and ruining his business. And everybody was freaking out.

1:01:16 the letter from the guy from Zimbabwe? Yes! I know. I used to be Batman. That's one of those films I went back and watched, Chris O'Donnell. Yeah there he goes You ever see Of James Dean And it's so bizarre because he was kind of like one of the first naturalists. And then you go to James and he's sitting there talking and he's like, and you're like,

1:03:35 James Dean? Well, they started- I mean, that's got to be tough because you're a sex symbol and you're Marlon Brando. Yeah. I don't know a lot about cars. what's funny is I bought my car. It was a 2003 Taurus, but it was in the back 13 or 14, and this was like lot 11 or 12. Those are pretty easy to control for the time. as a kid right i saw that car i don't know a lot about cars at all i mean i was buying a torus

1:06:15 And that's just kind of the way, the human condition. Right. Because, you know, everybody would know kind of what's going on. Help people that I know are watching this to just see a jumble of bodies. My dad and I were talking. Let alone around. against him. ass kicked by a hockey player in a street fight. But why can't you do that? life is- Wait a minute, the CrossFit thing, they don't get strong? What do you mean?

1:09:30 He needs to increase his maximal strength. and my dad is still of this philosophy, guys are doing that just doesn't seem Marcelo Garcia, very aggressive, submission-oriented, attacking style. but a lot of people were playing this sort of point game A white guy from Africa. It's like, oh, it's just South Africa. What is it? When you go back and watch it and you realize that Mel Gibson is crazy,

1:12:35 He got so many people who went after him, and I just don't think he was expecting or used to that kind of pressure. up I let people listen for context I go this is the funniest thing you'll ever What? get really yeah they're close friends Robert Downey jr. that's what he said The cops that pulled him over were saying he's just fucking spouting out all this fucking anti-Jew stuff.

1:14:57 A pack of wild N-words, right? No, he could have like, you know, Michael Richards. Well, he's in those movies with Danny Glover They seem to get along wonderfully and that's one thing I've talked about with people people go Yes. Do you have a black guy at home for dinner? He's a Negro. It's fatty. has a cider mill up in northern Michigan, lawn chair with my.357, take a couple of them out while they're eating some Fugees.

1:16:45 you're actually going to get really surprising ballistic. Yeah, they just eat the apples. I don't think I've done a stellar job of that today. I'm not used to That's why I won't ride the motorcycle out there in any rural area with a deer. You can shoot as many as you want all day essentially in these fucking people's yards. And they have tree stands set up.

1:18:45 I just, 357 is my gun of choice. where so we've got quite and I have a beautiful like almost collector's item an old 357 smith Holy shit. Like, it's ethical and Certainly more productive population of these They look weird. I can't catch it, but you would have messed it up It's a weird I think Ronda Rousey has one. He's a little bigger. I volunteered at shelters,

1:21:39 and know about that dog. He's stark white. Black boys? And he's all white. Yeah. Whoa. it's like the woman Like you couldn't say, Well, that's the whole thing. Really? And this one dog everyone was scared of. So no one wanted to take him out. Because you made fun of the font? because we know the owner in and the guy who owns it was a fan. He's a great guy. He's a great guy actually.

1:25:19 a lifestyle do you want to live? Because this guy pretty good. Burger patty machines. He's like, listen. giant non-kill dog shelter, and he's just like, but everyone just hates him. But they are the 1% in a lot of ways. You know what's top 10%? Can I use your show to plug that? But I'm saying your politics, do you think that? Is that what you're talking about?

1:27:22 Here's the thing. My thing is with the gun issue. kind of a gate. If I do it, yeah. pretty fucking ballsy where It was before that. And he said, when you're dead, it's a story, kid. So the second one, but I mean, even you as someone who doesn't subscribe to either faith, Yeah. You're talking about a completely different era. Yeah, exactly. back then, that they had like gang wars between silk and cotton.

1:31:03 But my point is, I don't have a problem with, you know, like Tom Cruise. Well, my point is, a lot of people said, you know, Scientology's messed him up. if someone converts from Islam, do they deserve to be executed? Scientologists, you can find crazy Christians, but don't look to Christians. Look opinion and you go off the reservation, all of a sudden just completely ignores that and

1:33:19 I mean, that is what Christianity, that's the difference between Christianity and Islam. He did all those things. Clinton announced her nomination, all conservatives became sexist. So with Ben Carson, well, he's a bigot. So he's black, right? All conservatives were racist. And then when Clinton announced her nomination, all conservatives became sexist. So with Ben Carson, well, he's not really racist.

1:34:34 which, of course, couldn't be allowed in the United States. I'm also afraid of the Moonies. the rights of other people. it is not Islamophobia. It's just a legitimate criticism. It's a ridiculous idea. They're Michael Shermer had an interesting piece on the differences between Islam and other religions. He's an interesting one. Let's talk about Islam.

1:37:37 I think we can agree that pragmatically, even if they have a gay bath house, it's not the And that guy, the reason why the Vatican has so much power. They would take. I think people toss religion into the same thing as people of faith. Here's what I think. well, I've made my decision and it's likely to change. And I'm likely, my faith has changed. Yeah, black helicopters. I'm saying, until you have

1:40:08 right to. Than someone who is an atheist? Oh. Oh, yes, yes, yes. That's not what, no, no. That's not what I mean. Let's say I don't understand the Bible in its entirety. So there's no mysticism. that science we'll explain to you How did something come from nothing? I don't think they know. And that's what Ben Carson argues about. Well, maybe we think that maybe some of these molecules came in, you know on the backs of foreign crystals

1:43:26 a box of Cheez-Its who has no concept of science. in the second amendment. My mind is not likely to change on free speech. It's not likely to from the dead. I mean, it doesn't science. I think that there's, look, figure, right? And they're going, well, David, up until Here is his kingdom. Yeah. axed it. Um, cause you said it better was if I send you into the forest, how long you send me an email I said if I send you into the woods with a hatchet how long you can send

1:46:30 It came out. Keep it going. Were you doing the vegan bit before 8? It was in Colorado, Rocky Mountain. and we didn't even realize that they died off? the power back? you're like, There's very few people of the water, machine that we call technology going. talk about, um, you know, the pyramids and that the pyramids were built by black people, but it's,

1:49:09 has an African face, don't you love Like strawberry blonde curls? he said savage. He's calling black They deserve to be devoured. Well, Amy Schumer got attacked. Oh, they were playing train wreck while some guy opened fire And when you have Harrison Greenbaum coming on saying, I'll support free speech, but I won't support hate speech. You know? Well, they've come to

1:51:36 Michelle Collins and joy Behar should Now they're prescribing rules of comedy once they're offended. Yeah, and I think that what she did was kind of clunky. You know what, though? Do you want to get... How about that? At least he was for a while. you're catching ghosts fat no not that but when Sarah Silverman Silverman says it's not hard to get with the times.

1:53:41 Like, I used to say gay, and I don't think you should say that. when i'm joking i do not mean them they're like i say a bunch of crazy shit and the reason i say that gets more and more preposterous. But it's like, the idea is, Right. Well, Amy's my friend and Sarah's my friend. And now she's saying it's not hard to get with the times. The people who are the real free speech warriors,

1:56:05 Because you're super wealthy and you're successful and then you come back a week later. a passing of the guard with stand up to a lot of these truth tellers online because they're not I mean, she wasn't attacking people. It was a little risky, but it was like what you did what you did in YouTube that was way more risky People don't understand that in the United States, first off, all the rights you're talking about, ironically, when you're saying you don't want a rigid religion, those rights come from people who said they came from God.

1:57:59 This was the first society that said, OK, these rights don't come from us. It's written from a, taken from a private letter from Thomas Jefferson to the Danbury Baptists it as readily. I see. So that makes sense. Yeah. So your public school was a religious school. Yeah, I understand. You didn't go through catechism. Damn, I got sent. I got a call at preschool. This is a

2:00:16 And I go, no, that's not, let me break it down for you. How old were you? home. Lying to your kid, lying to me. Well, yeah, because she had to keep the life for Jesus Christ. Well, my dad did. Why? Well, didn't Obama fuck that up? I mean, it's a word slip. Especially with how much he drinks. Yeah, people tell me it was his annual physical. For an old dude.

2:02:34 lena dunham's dad's paintings yeah well i want to also bring up why i keep we keep bringing her up Yeah. people are talking about that Well, you were honest about it. to me. If you dress like me, And you also mocked it because it was being paraded around as if it made sense. It's a Bieber wig. This is old. You were dressed like that in the other one?

2:05:10 tell the story that is in her book parking lot and he stuck his fingers in her nether regions. And then she got home and she wasn't sure Again, I don't want to get into the personal stuff. Okay. And they don't have any recourse. You know, Lena Dunham goes out and says one in four women are raped. I'm not robbing family dollar. Regretful penis and vagina is rape.

2:07:28 Texting this guy. people had sex. And nobody felt like they Everybody who drinks and is young and especially when you young, you don't really know how to drink well. but you don't like it after it was over. They got together. They had sex. And because there was alcohol involved, the girl was raped, which is insane. And you can bring up her dad's paintings, Carol Dunham.

2:09:23 Carol Shelby. Her dad's got a painting of a woman, her ass? in that household? Whoa! And this is the to kiss her. And she's the feminist. Lena Dunham Look at that one. This is kind of along those lines. seems to me like god damn it man this is really weird shit so she's raising that It's creepy. He would claim it's pointing out the irony or the patriarchy.

2:11:53 What show is that? that they're going to prop her up, despite the fact that an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm or I'm not a big fan. How dare you? But you can in Game of Thrones. I don't know. I just couldn't But you know what? He broke out of it, man. In fear of walking back? she doesn't shower as well I am mean. And, you know, the real, what they used to put on people's birth certificates

2:15:11 Racist and they forgot to tell all the United Negro college funds they were allowed to which is kind of fucked up well what's funny what I find I'm going to bet a lot. I have no problem Well, there's money in that. There's not just money. I mean, I shouldn't say there's money in it, but what I should say is that there's success in that. and that means that I am of mixed heritage.

2:17:27 The Moors? I think- Crusty sidekick. Oh, that's hilarious. You're not the only one. Caitlyn Jenner can go through hormone replacement therapy, get all the plastic surgery, start Yeah. box. You broke my brain The five-year-old said that. If you say it, that's a little weird. I'm like, I don't see a fireman. Oh, girl. I wrote that, okay, this was my argument.

2:20:33 Because she took male hormones. It's not even natural to your body. that I enjoy over the basic woman. It's that much of a gap. So to act like it goes away because, But because you said this about Fallon Fox, which is entirely accurate, by the way, and I stand by it, I walk it back zero. It really does. And she found that there is a big Board-certified endocrinologist went into great detail about the significant advantages in bone density

2:23:30 The average man has a- know the rage that I get. I don't. I'm mental. Why did you go into Joey D's head? I don't They attacked her. and that leads to cancer, right? Too much estrogen in the body. They talk about that, transgender community. But don't drink from that plastic I'm not I didn't want to bring it up. I can't be left-wing. I talk about it

2:26:29 What is it that is causing folks to do that? What are we gonna do when someone? just decide to go out for a drive. Girandoni air rifle? Belt and flintlock? When was the Second Amendment drafted? I'll send it to you afterward. Please, Google it. That's not the argument, no. Right. And that was the First Amendment. Is it Fear and Loathing? Now, that's the moment right there where I could have just lied.

2:30:02 And so he was on I think was a dick Cavett show. It's a fucking hilarious interview And he was well, there was a rumor going around. And so he was on, I think it was a Dick Cavett show. I was soaking wet. We wrote about it at letter with Crowder. So that's gun control, right? Right. illegal, you weren't allowed to have a handgun. self-preservation. So, a lot of

2:31:51 You're one of those guys, I can bring something up and you go, yeah, that too. You can Google it, and people will say the footage was edited, but there's also 12-minute people tried to say, Oh, it's a whole conspiracy on the internet. Listen to this. Shoot, there's 2,000 other people and so I just cover. Let's watch no we have to do this. Yes. Yes That's a terrible technique.

2:33:41 Did you get hit? Yeah. So if there is a union, you should join their union. We reported on it. it to be legal in New York, but even then they were like, well, can you send us a cut of the video before it goes up? And I was like, no, was it, you know, the Senator, When people say Koch brothers or big oil, big pharma, you look at the top political donors of all time.

2:36:00 That's Gray Maynard. They take your dues. if the station casinos all went union right and the meanwhile the people that work in the casinos The video got released and the culinary union looked horrible for him thing happened that day. I still have a piece of the tent. And there were Here's the beauty about assault. You're only allowed to hit someone if you really believe that your life or your health

2:38:57 That's the person who caused the issue. Yes, he is. He was fucking that. Carlos Fodor. What is his real name? Oh, yeah, broken up fights or stopped robberies and stuff well Well, the worst part is, like, there was one where it was like the domestic abuse case. Have you seen that one? What? That's why there's such a high. Not Yeah, by far. It's not even close. What?

2:40:43 First of all, I believe it he's a very good fighter. but that's probably Well, And that's usually what happens in domestic abuse. Yeah. Theodore Roosevelt, I think it was Teddy Roosevelt Most men never reported. They dragged them through the street? It's higher in lesbian communities? Well, per capita. I would wager. Is this just reported domestic violence?

2:42:40 No, she's not like that at all. I don't mind seeing it. That shit drives me crazy because I grew up with it. She's six foot and she's got this. They don't hurt each other. But here's the thing. and they'll get into fights. You call him Gay Jared? It's N-O-T-G-A-Y. No, no, no. National Violence Against Women survey found that 21.5% of men and 35.4% of women living

2:45:30 Comparable with 7.1 and 20.4% for men and women, respectively, with a history of only opposite sex cohabitation. Drunk Bostonians. I was in the middle of competition back then. I'm like, what are you doing? That's why it's Massachusetts. He's had some issues with cognitive behavior, you know, Yeah. He's soft-spoken. and they saw it as like an act of disrespect

2:48:03 sandbagging. Right, right, right. And then I was like, we've had people who were demoted from... and it's so bad for the whole overall community of martial arts because it turns people off when they realize that there's that kind of politics. And he's developing a system that would work with mixed martial arts competition, You know what I mean? It's fun to go against a grand field rebel.

2:49:41 Nino Chambry trained with Eddie. Well, he's about 210. Well, Brazilians really hate him. He was... Just a little ball of hate. It was in Japan, wasn't it? Dominic Cruz massacred. Kakuno. Japanese people They're racist as fuck Banana. We actually had an issue with them we give you a contract. Rogerio Nogueira and the Arona fights. Well, that's unfortunate.

2:52:34 back then. But the Vandeley headbutt I mean, he was doing really well with Chuck until he got clipped. Fast footwork style a more defensive-oriented style Yeah. No, it's true. That's why in his last fight, he goes, look at me. except for guys like Cyborg. well, you're just big. It's flyweight. it's a lot harder but even him when he got older that shit went away too and the only thing that

2:56:30 And he really wasn't a 185-pound guy. No, but George, I'd like his style better because Georges' style is so unpredictable. You never knew what the fuck he was going to do. Either you don't wrestle or you wrestle with the best in the entire country. That's because you don't know how dark it is inside that dark. This was a lot of fun, man. Our site is louderwithcrowder.com.