Joe Rogan Experience #711 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 Do do do do do do do we are live And not that it matters. Yeah. standing right next to Matt Edgar a lot of our friends were hanging out on the They're also saying he ran across the street, which is another thing. Like they've done these experiments with people where they've put them in stressful situations like a fake bank robbery. Especially when it comes to something like a murder where someone steps out and boom, just shoot somebody.

4:02 of the instance, they're notoriously unreliable that's why like We picked out some pumpkins. But my memory, my important thing is totally sober, having a great time, lots of laughs, putting out information like uh this is what the guy definitely looked like based on who based on Isn't it funny that fake beards are not allowed, You can go in there with a mop of hair.

6:25 all the way down to your ass or even crazier like there was a dude that I was Well, there's not enough people that have big hair like that But the, what was I going to say? of um of producing music. Look at that wig. Is he in prison? Wow, he looks like a totally different person when he smiles. Like, bitch, I'll fucking kill you. Maybe that's why he shot her in the mouth.

9:47 Yeah, they did an HBO movie, I think. There's too many movies. he's going to make it. So it's like someone gave you a spoiler Benicio del Toro movie it's supposed to be pretty badass but we couldn't get a just on iTunes and Netflix, and I was scrolling through them, and I started thinking, this is a never-ending equation. could see a movie like you couldn't run a movie long enough to see for someone to see

12:25 him how to be a Jedi. Oh, this is the greatest movie ever. I remember it couldn't have been It's like Kermit the frog and It's a masterpiece. watching i'm going oh we were kids though right yeah well we were younger but we were it just Ooh, excited. Those Japanese people fucked you. Godzilla versus King Kong? And if you know anything about, like, firepower and guns,

15:36 But yet those little baby bullets are killing them. that it would be like, boom, boom. So when you fire the gun, it's a 300 Win Mag, which is a big round. any of that shit back then it was just an explosion in a metal tube shooting I never watched it. over and over and over again this fuck survives the most ridiculous preposterous disaster scenarios to watch godzilla kill this bad guy

18:12 No. It starts off like a kid's summer teen movie. It starts off horrible, But then I go to Doug and I'm like, I just did about Godzilla hacking with computers smokes too much pot, we should explore this. He gets so high all the time. We'd have to get him a cane. green to blue and having blurry vision. they said my eye structure was fucked they shit their brains out

21:19 but they don't show consider a couple things when you're talking about your eyes you definitely don't have to think about You don't know what you're taking when you take those things. And they also have links to every single boner pill that you can buy. It's like a Mona Lisa on those things, man. He took a Chinese Viagra. Like we never found it in Alpha Brain or True Mood or something like that.

24:38 just don't clean them. They do a shitty job of cleaning them. Most of the time you're okay. But He's the guy who works for the U S anti-doping agency. And he's the guy who works for the u.s anti-doping agency and he's the guy who busted lance armstrong because they're a little bit better at busting people and there's a little bit less people has never been tested.

27:00 and he'd pop those little pills and chew them up. Yeah. had ended up having Viagra in it but they had a new formula version which the going to sell you some shit and tell you it's one thing but it's actually something else You're actually going to give them steroids and Viagra. Yeah, like a good buddy used to drink that red line stuff every day before the gym like yeah five

29:43 It was weird. A lot of that stuff. You're going to put on weight and like, boy, are you sure? you know, it says, you know, They found it. I don't know what you're taking. I know. Also, you know, that's a symptom of diabetes. No. I stopped doing that also. I've been drinking like every Just fucking imagine how bad your cigarettes have to be for the FDA to go, you know what?

33:35 And they were using all different new filters. You either get cool. Cools are either Who smokes Newports? It's all white guys who are trappers. They're all, what happened to you, man? Camel unfiltered. That's all white guys You know, used to smoke Lucky cigarettes You weren't reading Playboy. You know don't touch it. Well. He's old I never sit down and go, what's the best business model?

36:34 Either you're going to go the route of the internet and the internet's going to out-internet you every fucking time. There's some really good stories that have been written for Playboy of those Playboy interviews this they've always had playboys always Right. But Playboy, yeah, no one's talking about Playboy because no one's talking about magazines at all.

39:02 Yeah, it used to be $10 a month, though, or something like that. But are you sure it's not on Sirius anymore? On March 9, 2013, Kevin K and andrea announced that playboy morning For Playboy to come along and say, hey, we want $10 a month or $7 a month or whatever it is. podcast your radio show Wow, it's 17%. They were talking about doing that with something like Spotify and making,

41:57 But they were talking about doing it where it's like $7 a month for his show. Good fuck. Howard's been on the air for decades, and he's got all this stuff banked up. a month? And then they're all thinking, if I just to keep that fucking thing alive. A million a month! Five million a month. We're out of shitload of writers. He's like, I have seven. buy it so yeah it's funny yeah um i just don't think they can make it. It's like you can scrape out as much money as you have,

45:07 and all these different magazines. The actual print thing is just not going to be around anymore. They're like, listen, I'm telling you, It was one, two, three. We're getting a message from the Western Front. Yeah. Ham radio. It's just a matter of time. So because that element of you say something, someone reacts, there was probably way less trolling.

47:55 Let's see. um, he's flying it around and we're watching the image on the cell phone, Because he's just maneuvering it, you know, moving it around. Yeah, it is cool. Oh, did I post the Ustream? We still haven't figured out how to do the Ustream. and then you have regulations but well how does that technology work to where people in other countries are listening to it?

50:09 AM radio, rather, goes further than FM. It's the same thing. You can play it, but there's like fair use. We've been successful for decades. It's just like this total negative meeting with these misers and these money people and these numbers crunchers. of these radio stations they just have so much man it's so crazy yeah i do it out of pure uh But even they have to worry about being fired.

53:27 the business model, that he said over the past five years. we're going to cancel Sirius. do anything about it like come on that's a great story if that's what's gonna get you to quit Betamax was way better. It's so amazing look at the quality that model doesn't work anymore the model of uh like broadcasting shit randomly through the air Pump up the volume. Yeah.

55:58 Podcasts don't change the world. you have wonderful hair, and the movie listening to a show yeah man he was changing the world with those kids i bet a lot of people It's not true. It's one of the goofiest pictures. Wow. It looks really basic. Head injury. It's all Jesus, people. you can't do that you can't adopted what the fuck is that so what were you saying i just had a flashback

59:09 UHF was like the. I forgot about that though. cool. It's one of those movies like, But she keeps telling them that she loves him. If you have a Blu-ray. Maybe I'll pull it up real quick. Nobody knows how to get water. And we live in these giant population centers. America is a bomb waiting to explode. computers stop working, and we really, we have to live like the early settlers, like people are

1:02:56 All construction and manufacturing would cease and desist. People would go crazy. three fda approved narcotics yeah well there's a lot of that. Reuptake. Yeah. there's that causation causality paradigm like that, you know, Why was the guy on anti psychotic medication in the first place if he's on it? That's the scary thing. Coke and SSRIs. Like, I'm worried about,

1:06:32 The point is this. when it comes to and then the when the power goes out all of it stops all of it stops and All of it stops. And if the power goes out for a year or two years, If they say, ladies and gentlemen, crime that you know what are you gonna do they're gonna keep the people in jail make them starve to They saw one segment of a very long car chase

1:09:02 that had nothing to do with it. And when there's no food, man, no food and no water. and all electricity goes out i don't have numbers to my my friends my family i don't have any ways Showtime does some crazy shit, man. His whole body's going to convulsions. He's about to die. Every vein in his body's collapsed. So she's got to It's kind of hilarious never watched the artists that work for homeland they wrote shit in arabic how about homeland is a stupid show about how homeland

1:12:12 appearing in the latest episode apparently they get shit wrong about like alliances and conflicts having these scenes and they're putting them in these fictional shows, They should have, like, the thing at the that stuff where they told you this bullshit attention to this you know you missed all that stuff where him making those facial expressions you can manipulate the

1:15:12 future I can have it look like Reagan, during his administration, he gave some speech and somebody, some bad people somewhere Who is the the guy who's got? white people lips but the paper lips are what's moving see it's interesting right like it's not I mean, it's probably already happened. It's a must listen. But then you hear his story and you realize, well, he actually did wind up going to college and did wind up going to school. And just he would just had a kind of a tumultuous life.

1:18:38 They were doing something that 99% of people are going to have a real problem with, everything's going to be encrypted and when you have compressed encrypted data it's going to be so they can get here from another planet, But to us, it's like trying to send an internet signal to someone who was on the Santa Maria back in the Columbus days. What the fuck's an email?

1:20:29 You'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? If they chose to send something non-encrypted. He's just out there. comprehension front page of cnn right now uh supposedly some high school kids uh hacked uh It was on the American. Included files regarding security clearance application. CIA director. Jesus Christ. With your private emails. doing it, they were already trying to figure it out.

1:24:48 I we us we have to we have to you know we have to figure this world out Clinton was at 18%. I mean we're like laughing. You know those thieves they robbed somebody what? When you're a journalist, you're supposed to look at the actual event and look at the with a biased spin that makes that guy look like a kook? find the poll am I supposed to see this somewhere

1:28:02 good lord That's a boozer. throw in the towel that'll fix our problems. He's a serious hardcore socialist in a lot of ways. But I think that's they came to us and they extended their love Like, what are you, there's no Unless the president has no fucking say whatsoever on how things go down, unless it's that dirty, Do you think news should be put under stricter guidelines for, you know,

1:31:50 Oh boy It's good It's good It's good It's good It's good Jesus Christ. Look, I like trannies. You can come clean. just because he was a nice guy and he wants to give them a ride home, People joke about it all the time. Like, nope, not you. Yeah, but it's also the gay thing. Sure. you post the wrong link on Ustream? Yeah. I said, I don't want to give his trophy back to him.

1:35:50 He should come back. I don't think Raw was as good as Delirious, Imagine if you're Eddie Murphy. There's a bunch of drunks wandering through the parking lot trying to take a picture with Steve Rennes easy. This is hilarious. She applies to an all-girls college, a super liberal all-girls college. She decides that she is transgender and decides that she wants to,

1:38:33 Now, who, you would think, would need diversity more than someone who's a transgender man? then they're supporting the patriarchy. This is the left eating itself. One fish will just start swimming weird. they've made so many safe places masculine of center man It does make sense, though. Fuck you. Transgender woman can't be diversity officer because she's a white man now.

1:42:01 It's beautiful. It's culture. class, but we all knew that girls who went to Catholic schools were hoes. And we all knew it. You're constantly worried about being outed and doxed and called out and shamed. Fight to the death for that position. But why are they concentrating on nonsense? you come up with ways that you can all work together. queer masculine of center shut the fuck up you're a girl you're a girl or a guy whatever you are

1:45:56 There was a woman who was like, she was making history. sexually identify. What exactly does that mean? have to be special and it has to be mary gonzalez texas state representative identifies as pansexual Fuck you for taking this seriously. and shovel snow over at Jamie's That's like, what is that? How many thousand Well how much for the driveway I do not miss those days.

1:48:41 He did a special on San Francisco. zero degrees by the ocean is a motherfucker dude that's not like the cryotherapy tank and then they call the cell phone There's this other guy I know. in San Diego Friday night. but he's also been doing comedy about that I go, God damn, people His comedy's amazing. He's excellent. with him, one of the things that happens, you got to know like when to back off and just let him

1:53:09 And it certainly reaches more people. When I first moved out here, I would, like, go to almost all his comedy shows with him, you know, just because I had no friends. He's so fucking funny. Oh, you can't tour you're stuck. Kim is going through this, right? That's a fucking there used to be a lot of sitcoms back in the day like in the 90s when I was on news radio

1:55:54 bang theory is big bang theory seems to me like like uh you know how they do that music that they And they wake up, what did I just watch? Yeah, same thing. they do that for is like a basic thing in hollywood so where she can't tell the competition like oh places we own your brain while you work here we own your brain that's retarded that's retarded

1:58:21 But what are the secrets? say if you work for an intern and then you can't be my slave anymore? Well, you're going to take it, and you're going to learn, and you're going to go profit elsewhere. Get a waitress job. Do you watch The Daily Show? I saw the bit that Russell said he stole from him. I mean, it's like Louis C.K.'s Bag of Dicks joke. There's a classic.

2:00:57 But he mixed it up a little with Russell, by the way, that woman that I don't know who the other comic is, but it seems like a smoke versus fire thing. And then he's there. people are getting to him it's like hmm so they stole his jokes but they're friends well okay And then he said it was a prank. We don't need to go further. That's what go no further

2:03:05 I don't know, there's a few comics there, You're going to do other people's music. of Bill Hicks's shit. But some other guy who is bilingual realized it and was like, what is this It's gonna fuck you up. much, I'll do a strong part of a bit and then I'll back off of it. And almost like put myself in a no pause bam bam bam next joke oh my god was that a pause are they not laughing fuck steal and then

2:06:54 they hated me. He's fucking flinging jokes around. You think he's like oh? If Dave Chappelle put that picture up, I would be like, what is Dave doing here? I mean I have the material I stopped 1500 bucks yeah i should just do that for fun does he know what he's doing i don't know probably I think I'm going to do it at the Ice House. But don't try to make it like this big swooping camera and all that bullshit.

2:10:07 Everything's awesome there. You know, it was fun. Who knows how many times over decades. Did they recall yours? Is that i3? Are they? So this is some update. but they've been testing it, and there's some video showing it used in New York on 12th Avenue. Just look at that fucking screen. This is on autopilot right now. Yeah, that's fast Engaging it now.

2:13:16 put 90 on those things just tape now the nine over the two so many problems I can and really insignificant. He's probably got one already in his basement. It's because he's incredibly powerful. Who knows, man? Yeah, with no chemtrails. Redband on Twitter. Pittsburgh and Ohio. We're doing Kill I'll be back tomorrow with the Iceman, Wim Hof.