Joe Rogan Experience #722 — Tony Hinchcliffe Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! special time to ring the gong. Turns out there was hundreds of people there. Like, if we look at it from the past yeah i don't of architecture happening people wanting people wanting to create their own kingdoms and stuff I read it, and then I put it down. that has who knows how many fucking thousands of people in it

4:17 And that's really the crazy part, is I don't know, like, I don't, I mean, Maybe I'll just start a religion. Well, he's the most prolific bullshit artist ever. he outlined in the science fiction stories before he ever put them down as the actual reality of Scientology. name is she was in like some show with like mike or molly one of those you talk about leah remini

6:48 and what you did during the wedding. I think maybe it sort of gives it like a vibe, like sort of a tone. If I lived here, I'd be so pissed. And I'm just thinking to myself, like, I started thinking about prayer and what it is. another enact a physical effect on your body like the power of the mind yeah it's it's real like if you actually believed they could do it.

9:40 Yeah. because the water was so fucking cold so he couldn't see where he was going so he wound up mycotoxin a biotoxin and in this uh biotoxin that he like he showed that he could activate his immune system with his own mind. We just don't know how to do it. Yeah. My whole clock and everything was all messed up yesterday in an hour Yeah. Like if you do,

14:25 They would tell you to exercise to lose weight. You would never see someone with my build running, I feel like, where I'm from. People don't exercise in the middle of the country, man. like Californians exercise. I think people are just pretty ignorant. more intellectual aspects of life and then you had people that were like more physical people I don't think they thought of the discipline of, you know, activating your body, like using

17:59 Oh, yeah. But I think there's also, like Ari Shafir is a perfect example. He was in town just a little while ago, Anytime I do mushrooms, But I feel like it's like you make the muscles tense and then massage them out rather than just get a massage. Because a lot of comedy is kind of mean. And know and a lot of comedy is like what you what you're creating with comedy is

20:38 of roast writing is being fucking mean yeah yeah and it's hard to do that if you're if you're all kumbaya'd out if Yeah, I think the writing is... that was kind of pointless. and you can't really crack it anyway The words haven't been created yet to describe what goes on in that zone. Because the words, they don't exist. most of the time on the plane but when we were at the airport going through that security line

23:34 the cathedral starts banging their bells kaleidoscope like yeah and that's exactly what it was like it It was like a kaleidoscope of Pope. keeps going on and on and on and on and as you get closer it just shows you it's the same thing And you get into this weird world of space where it's mostly just empty air. the deeper and deeper they go with this kind of stuff.

26:32 and they kept going through everything and through everything That would be the ultimate trip. What if it got to the point where they could detect And that supermassive black hole is one half of 1% of the mass of the entire galaxy. Each one of them has hundreds of billions of galaxies inside of it holes in the center of them each one of them has hundreds of

29:03 There's going to be sports, race. It's going to be sports. Like, in the future, there'll be no need for comedy. comedy won't like we're reaping that everybody should be able to see But in small groups and small communities, you can find some pretty peaceful existences. where it makes you appreciate Right. I'm just pitching here. make a hilarious muhammad thing of him just getting whatever you know butt raped or whatever

32:41 all these people in paris because of a cartoon they killed a few people that were doing those charlie abdo cartoons yeah i think the real and gun people down in their mind this is like what you have to do to get back at the infidels You'd have to figure out how to rewire their brains. What do you want to do? Yeah. Yeah. No. But I love making them in person.

36:13 You like puns, laugh at your puns because they're so ridiculous yeah but it's almost like a reluctant laugh like It's definitely a different muscle. also like a different comedic instinct like we're talking about guys who get trapped in certain like totally unrelated things unbelievable you know i was thinking of him i just told you about or i mean i mean i'm not taking anything away from mitch because he's the one that did it but

40:29 But my goodness, if he didn't do it, of that banana joke that i love so much which one's that um because somebody asked me if i but that is another thing. spaces is so important in comedy i think like people really don't know that i think they think that it's hard to figure out you said the Hedberg thing and and that's pretty funny on paper. It wouldn't be

44:00 You figure out how to do it. looking at the world how is it funny coming out of your head yeah it's interesting the more and you know, one of the things that I do is sometimes I'll rattle off things and I'll count on my and stuff. But when I do talk He doesn't want to be trapped holding He's kind of always done that, too. Huh. Ari does. those no had to go no hands i don't think so maybe i have you keep the mic in the mic stand

48:21 You're not like, oh, hello, everybody. where he's like a teleconferencer it's a little little microphone that comes get like a headset Like, his style of comedy is different. and then he performs it almost like a one-man show more than That's what the headset tells me psychologically. and Richard Pryor live on the Sunset Strip and all that stuff. Sound checks give me the chills.

51:21 It's just weird. Christopher Titus. That's what's crazy. I don't even know what he talks about Yeah, he had to. it right. The thing still almost never worked. I think you should still get back to the You know what I mean? a six hour show they changed my battery for my uh my battery pack because i have a wireless battery They'll say things like that.

54:43 But those batteries, they change those batteries at least once during the course of the ufc like they put a fresh one the guy that invented the wireless oh dean del rey had him on his podcast and dean was explaining If you just Google Dean Del Rey's like wait what like the guitar is not connected to wires what the fuck yeah you know and then they have to have a

57:01 You know, there's that on-off switch, and there's a button there. And I walk up, and it's like a 15, 20-second walk to the mic sometimes that's the ratio I'm giving for this, Yeah, with 3,000, 4,000, 5,000 people watching, my other fingers relax so i don't want to grip it too tight at the bottom because i worried that it like trying to brush your teeth with your left hand.

59:49 If I needed a physical thing in my hand that I was tugging on that made more sense, what i mean like he's getting that out of the way something's about to happen like i don't know i They'd have the regular stage, and then they'd have the sellout stage, where they would take the wings off the side. comedy like there's a certain type of intimacy in those clubs like uh stand-up new york is like that

1:01:53 I think the belly room almost might be too small, but it's a good proving ground. that miracles could happen that's what happened. Joey Diaz made this audience think You know, I feel like it's not supposed to be that way. but going back, it's been a year now since I've been back, room think about how much performing has been in that building oh yeah there's nothing like it

1:04:08 And it's the, like Mitzi used to call it, the home for misfit toys. with human beings for five or six hours and then boom like that doesn't happen anywhere Like, da da da da. how to record music until, like, what? other you know Barbra Streisand sayings or Da-da-da-da-da! is Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Podcast. relay history which was why it had so much flavor to it it like it was designed to rope people in

1:08:07 A lot of early acting was very over the top. Oh yeah, well you think about what you can get done And now acting, I feel like has been, you know, so amplified. tapes to study it was in the 80s because before that you had to have like a projector you had to see how they do it you could watch every anderson silva fight that he ever had in the ufc anybody

1:10:47 and when that person hits you in the hologram, through you they'll kick up into the point where it touches you and you'll feel it on your chest these different ways to experience it instead of being able to experience a part in the in the actual movie itself yeah all these different ways to You're going to be able to manipulate your perspective shooter or you're going down these hallways you can pause at any time and look at the ground look

1:13:07 You could choose. watching it with other people. I bet it's been a while, right? Yeah, exactly. and you said, thank you for that information. like a different dna for that movie like that he didn't want two people to see the same thing. And it makes sense completely that, not to mention somebody next to me. You only do that if that chair is empty. Well, you can feel that in a movie theater.

1:16:10 like a hacky like premise but how did that become the theater food because it's delicious and it's And every time somebody opens the door, you can hear it popping in the lobby too. They show real old movies. And the bag of chips. Some asshole was next door just clanging on those bells yeah Quentin Tarantino's movies. You think about how many cops and how many interactions the cops have all day long.

1:19:46 cops have been murdering innocent people, Oh, God, God. What is it? Gee is the movie supposed to be about oh god god what is it So was he growing it for the movie, or is it fake? vipers david caradine vivica a fox michael madsen Uma Thurman, and Daryl Hannah. My ass. some fucking awesome movies Pulp Fiction was such a game changer you were watching on the way up here

1:23:00 that samuel ends up retiring from the game because of the bullet holes in the wall was like so good it was like funny there was a few times where i laughed out loud like i was like Because I knew that, oh, the Martian. Like, when they were talking about coming back to get him, I'm like, they're going to get him. on Matt Damon getting off Mars. Whereas even a movie like Alien,

1:25:38 I've been on a movie Rampage lately I think Ben Affleck's the same thing. Matt Damon is like, you know. being like a really dangerous proposition, a dangerous ideology. It was so dumb. what he's saying and he's like it's racist oh my god it's racist look at what you're saying it's movies he was good in gone girl though did you see gone girl he was good in gone girl but you

1:28:54 Much better performance. i didn't even notice that was him like he's so good in it yeah i felt like that in that um what I love what South Park does with Matt Damon. Oh, I love it. Just to make it through the ranks. Yeah. To get to a position where you're an actual movie star Yeah. christian bale's a dick it's like to that guy but we don't even know who that guy was right maybe

1:31:55 was performing yeah he had all these dates that he was doing while the accusations were coming out He's like, oh, okay. where he's taking care of children. it must be fucking devastating Can you imagine having Bill Cosby on a podcast before he's dying? I believe he has daughters. even know i've never heard of it before but it's like you know what is that what what is that if that's a fetish then why couldn't you just pay a prostitute

1:35:34 into that. He must have been into the game when he drugged them, a very unique way. Yeah, we could talk about that. but not much before like a they would just sit around and watch him eat wow Wow. Like, what? That's some freaky stuff. Yeah. never you're never coming back here again yeah and they said he was like the worst guy they had ever and would be insulted

1:39:37 because they're carrying their bag and you're carrying your bag. He didn't want to carry anything. That he was better than that guy who he wanted to tuck him in. shut the light out the king is When did you do it? of drinks have a couple drinks relax okay you know voluntarily a girl has a couple drinks and you know You stop and think about it. He's just been going everywhere.

1:42:45 Well, also, they probably don't think, what is the point in adding their own story to a 50-person story? And if that comes through, if they wind up, like, he might actually wind up going to jail. the reason why we know about what he did was because of the deposition that they released Like, what is happening with that case? I was going to make a probable cause be joke and didn't a minute ago.

1:44:40 We always just bang our head against the wall. You'll never know if he really did those things or if, you know, he just got weird with those kids. Oh, my God. I'm going to grab my laptop. He's the one Castrata. that that is Listen to this. That's a guy? During the 17th century, boys in Italy began to be castrated in increasing numbers. Norcia, an Italian region famous for its pork products

1:49:13 and of those, only a handful became superstars. Being a castrato could have unexpected physical tall torso wow yeah this is incredible man really so this article is uh symphony music s-i-n-f-i-n-i music.com and it's all 20 facts 20 known facts about castratis That's a guy with no balls. How fucked up were the parents that let this be done? Their seven-year-old boy. How fucked up were the parents that let this be done? Their seven-year-old boy, let

1:52:13 No, it doesn't. that's worse is it Would they tell us? That's just my own personal theory, by the way. Yeah. Right? You fucking son of a bitch. I can't listen anymore. that was clearly a media blitz like king of pop marries the king of did he marry her yeah we Let's see. Lisa Marie Presley by her father Elvis in 1974. and eventually helped convince him to enter drug rehabilitation.

1:58:07 Mm-hmm. Wasn't it the actor? Didn't she marry Nicolas Cage? Relationships. at an Oceanside ceremony the most famous guy the world had ever known. At been married to the most famous guy the world had ever as your fucking dad, Yeah, bro, life's crazy for us. He was like a heartthrob for a very short amount of time in the 50s. You don't take him serious as an actor, though.

2:01:00 Yeah. Melbourne, Australia, which by the way, This is the end of our podcast from Melbourne. One Shot. Yes. And we're fucking psyched. whoopsie, but I think