Joe Rogan Experience #728 — Ceara Lynch Transcript
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0:00 Yee-haw! We're live. So, Ciara. Am I saying it right? Ciara, right? Ciara. Like one of them is about you sending poop through the mail. And so like, well, how much was it? It's okay. completely normal uh-huh um it's a it's a really good story um i was 17 years old at the time and day this guy starts talking to me and he's a total pervert he he's like into uh getting peed on and
2:40 He really wanted me to pee on him and stuff like that. And I was like, no, I'm not going to do that. I was like, yeah, this guy's full of shit. Yeah. So I was like, okay, I've heard of women selling their used panties before. What is like hair from your hairbrush go for? guy bought my shit for like a hundred dollars and after that i knew there you know i'm like i'm just
5:02 But someone took me up on my offer recently for $4,000 to buy my shit. I have a really good accountant that kind of takes care of all that. So you started from this one guy, essentially. was it that or like, no, I think I, I think naturally guys that want to buy your shit and your panties. Like, you fucking losers. Here it is. Was it that? And then it was like when I knew I could go about the sex industry in this way, I was like, oh, I want to do it.
7:09 Does that make sense? I'm good. I always said I'll do it as long as it makes sense to do it, which is kind of, you know, worth what 28 year old shit is that gilf shit gilf there's something about That Gilf shit. Gilf. Whoa, it would be so hard for you to work a regular job. That's a good office job. Oh my God. Yeah, especially, like, athletes or, you know, like, when it's over, it's fucking over.
9:46 How old are you now? Why not? Why am I talking about? It's just so strange. And you're like, he's like, she's got a very unique take on it. What do you do in Asia? So you're just doing that for non-work? do them, do you do them specifically for individuals or do you do them for the public? He's bought for me pretty regularly, and all of his fantasies involve being in the dungeon and male chastity.
12:30 and you put like a little padlock on it to lock him up. listening to this if you would describe it you would describe it as there's a couple different No, I don't meet anyone in person. chastity so I have one of these Right above that. What the fuck is that? Yeah, you've got this pole in your ass, I like that. Yeah. pretending I'm putting it on him.
15:01 is pretty morbid. Yeah. And then he wanted me to tell him that his vocal cords would be removed because i didn't want to hear him complaining and whoa yeah this guy fucking hates himself It's like a foot thing. You know, I'm just. Like, have you ever tried to figure out, like, what is wrong with these people or right? off for the rest of their life that hardwires them to like whatever they like um i think for
18:17 it's just something that happens along the way during the developmental period like a little explanation that we have right now about it I talk to those guys all the time. Forced by. It's not about I want to suck a dick. ever have like you have video conversations with these people or audio conversations with these people on the phone? And it depends on if they want to be seen or not, really.
20:38 Right. Yeah. But like the ultimate for those guys is to find a dominatrix that will get them a guy And so he made a video for me. And he keeps paying me money. i don't know bisexual i guess I guess. I guess, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, that kind of gets into financial domination. So that's their kink. They like pleasing me. like that but he liked the idea of these like bitchy kind of paris hilton type girls that would just laugh at him and just use them use them for his money wow yeah how strange
25:28 Okay, I understand. Um, I don't know about insisted. I've certainly had guys like be really persistent. Um, Several camera angles. Oh, pretty small percentage. Oh, okay. just like watch me and see when i'm working and when I'm not because um you know when you work for yourself at home it's this blend of like um well how did it go i remember i was at my house and i knew like it was one of those situations
28:52 So I think, you know, it just kind of makes her uncomfortable to talk about it. Like what kind of comments? kid. And he was alluding to that. telling him i was working at starbucks and he just was like wow kiddo starbucks is really paying you and he's just like wow he's like that's that's amazing you're a genius that's great like you're No, my parents had been divorced for like, I don't know, like five years at that point.
31:35 I don't know. Yeah. and that sort of thing. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're saying that like it's a good river to catch fish in. Fuck. Most likely. Well, nothing really surprises me, you know, and I find that a lot of guys, I guess because I do what I do, like a lot of guys will tell me what they're into just very openly about it. And if it's a guy, until you said that.
34:28 Right there in a nutshell. Are we going to fuck? Girls would be like, I'm out. I fart in underwear all day and then I send them to dudes. This girl's off the chain. That's a little different. That's a real hard one. How you been? It's tough. Play leaky submarine. make a difference i don't know to him it was just a straw that broke the camel's back And she retired recently.
38:08 she goes off and gets gorilla fucked Because if you're off getting mass massaged, nobody cares. I mean, they're getting tested every week, so, you know, it's kind of hard to make the Oh, good for you. Yeah, he is a victim. Give me that dick. Is that what it was? Corey Feldman's kind of crazy. right? He's got HIV. I don't get why people, like, celebrate him so much.
41:09 Like he has kids and like. You know. like Mel Gibson I gotta go to rehab I think they have a Jew hating rehab. In this country, we demand that you go to rehab. Got to go to rehab. Addiction. We make people go to rehab. that's what we it's like that amy winehouse song we make people go to rehab yeah what rehab is a fun when did they invent rehab i really want to know and it wasn't betty ford wasn't i don't know she didn't she's the betty
43:11 definitely a certain percentage of guys that think they are like addicted to me and it can and like threaten to send him and he would give me he would give me like real people's like email um, um, I don't know what you're into, Joe, but, like, imagine, like, whatever you're into sexually, Right. is much more defined well there's definitely a difference when you're there you know there's
46:35 They just, ugh. And especially if you're a guy, it's like it seems like you're almost like cognitively impaired and your priorities are just. loud and you're yelling, do you know where the fuck you're going? front of the bus holding on to the wheel yeah you're like what the fuck is going on here that's I mean, who knows what people smelled like 200,000 years ago.
48:25 Of course you don't Oh god do anything that depicts me as submissive. they know what i'm about so they know it's kind of a lost cause to to try otherwise but yeah once Oh, they've lost most of it. It's like Alanis Morissette ironic. It's odd. Yeah. That's where they make money. Yeah. It's kind of funny. I don't think that's ironic, really. But who the fuck doesn't have a laptop?
50:50 That's a business. And control, too. It's got to be tricky. they were making millions and millions of dollars and the girls made some money, but they didn't yeah yeah well sure i mean there's a lot of that fanboyish shit too there's a lot of like there's booth and so um i'll go over there and sign and uh it's so mainstream most guys don't know who i am
53:36 Yeah, that's true. You can be addicted to playing golf You're a loser. It is weird. People that love gambling. I think you're right. What would you have to do? who founded this strange country. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know you've got a pretty big audience So it's essentially a documentary about what we're talking about here. So it's facebook.com forward slash Ruin Me movie for updates on that.