Joe Rogan Experience #736 — Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:00 Propecia is bad for your dick! Really? I heard there's terrible side effects. I heard it messes with your sex drive too. I'm just a pervert. You go, you held it in, but you went like this. Fucking literally. I always assumed that this would not be funny for me. Will we be like 80 in doing this? Dana White told me that the guy who invented Regenikine,

2:12 He's figured out a way to regenerate collagen with an injection. When they do, it's going to be fucking bonkers, man. because people that have really fucked... super attractive, I have to be has had some success in the hardest thing for so many veterans is when they get their legs blown off the first thing Mentally, for a young man, when he gets an injury to his groin, that's fucking more devastating than almost anything else.

5:10 If you got a broken leg, like 500 years ago, you're a dead man. Literally taking your DNA and putting a gene in the area Also, how do you pay for... It used to be really hard. I can do it. I worked with her. She was 14. She is jaw-dropping gorgeous. She keeps it up, baby. Oh, no, she is the hottest older lady of all time. Super rare. like that's Christie Brinkley she's 62 that's nuts my mom is very similar in

8:33 She probably just sleeps all the time. tub it's filled with blood i started i started noticing i started noticing like for me like about about four years ago maybe three years ago like i noticed that girls just didn't look at me Shooting it right into your face holes. Like we were just talking about Christie Brinkley. She's like way older than us. Yeah, but we would all fuck her

10:10 Amazing. It was about three weeks ago. Well, you didn't call the result. but Chad also has a good shot at knocking Frankie out. I thought if Chad had to keep up with Frankie's pace he was embarrassed by the Conor fight It's so close. Yeah, they say it's a golden, gold-ass man. When you hype it up for as long as you did, and you look at his history,

12:44 there's a giant list of people. People say that the counter argument. I'm with you. As soon as You know, there's tons in the history. And especially compelling contenders where you look at their style I mean, he beat Uriah Faber. But for the most part, she's getting an immediate rematch, right? And that's great. But financially, That's a good question.

15:43 The Cain fight will be much more financially viable. We give him another win. You can't. Well, this is good here, this is good here. How come Uriah Hall knocked out Gegard Mousasi? But most of the fighters, we laugh at the rankings. But if you want to be taken seriously, it can't be WWE style. The WBC decides who's the mandatory contender. in going with the best financial

17:54 Beat Vladimir Klitschko, guys, and lost Less than a week. It is because not because you're talking about why no no because you're talking about teams you're talking about teams versus individuals When you're in. Yes. That's what Damian Maia was saying. Perfect representative of martial arts that guy is a gem the best quote he goes Hey, let's quit tossing these young up and comers and he just rapes them.

20:17 fucking fight, man. But that was a split decision. street, he's spinning it up, backfist him is on wobbly legs. like a fucking superhero. You do Weidman, Rockhold, two. I think there should be a way where people sign in on Facebook. And then you have fighters vote. trouble if you just leave it up to the UFC brass I hug everybody. because I go, oh, Colby Covington.

23:21 It is my job, sort of. I don't know what's going on. Frankie Edgar could also fight next Tuesday. Yes, 100%. I also think that that They're going to come up with a badass game plan between Henry and Kavanaugh and Frankie, who's a fucking winner, and Yes. You're right. knows what's going to happen, especially since Dos Anjos beat Cowboy the first fight.

25:33 Jose Aldo a rematch, in my opinion, he's watching these guys strike and question there is a question which is was that in some ways a fluke what did he make one mistake and And he does this little slight step to his right-hand side. I mean, I think he deserves it. How about you have Jose Aldo fight Max Holloway, He's driven and fired up. He didn't try to finish him.

28:09 Murks him. Puts him away. True. Because he was shaking his head, and they were nodding their head. oh and eight since his drug testing came out. And I said that his body looked just deflated. way of describing it that Aldo's the very best fighter ever for two rounds and then he would I think when he fought Hominic, he had just done... Danny was in the hospital for weeks.

30:38 Yeah. did give him a urine sample, he tripped and spilled his piss. Anything that all has done his career even if he is I'm not saying he's never failed a test So who knows right when he did Lance Armstrong? Ever. Yes. Because this is a 35-year-old guy who's got, like, one other fight in the UFC, He nails him with a knee to the I think was a temple hurts him hurts him bad

33:20 You're pushing all your chips, and this guy just pulls out four aces. Dude, how about Uriah goes, our friendship's done. Him and TJ, they had a falling out because TJ went to Mus muscle farm muscle farm offered him damn it but i don't follow the well He's like the Rain Man of fighting. And you know here's something that a lot of people don't know. When Dwayne and Uriah were trying to go at it.

35:18 He's awesome. Yeah, you want to be around Calvin. And, you know, I was, who was telling me that they were, who the fuck was it? Like your team that you own, basically. I've never heard you be biased when you call fights. Yeah. He was sitting right behind me. that was a fuck so this is all Because if their personalities did, I almost felt like, man, if there's a middleman here that comes in and sorts all this stuff, like, what is, I felt like, what is the issue?

37:58 And also, look at the tight-knit bond that he's created with his team. Well, TJ and Uriah should fight no matter what happens with TJ and Dominic Cruz. Yeah, we do. not a bad story can you can you think of another more compelling contender that would be ahead of covered him with gasoline, and lit him on fire. I almost feel like Dwayne watched a lot of Dominic Cruz fights.

40:08 Conor is like when you see Conor fighting Aldo, he's sliding in, he's sliding out. No. He's a real student. like he's he's been focusing on it whereas you know if he hadn't been injured he'd be in camps Quite a bit stronger. tissue Wow so your your ACL becomes your own. Like I had a He tore the same one twice and then tore the other one. He was showing me scars in his hands.

42:56 He kept tearing the tendon that attached his – like to his pelvis to his quad. With pitchers, because you're throwing with one arm, and kickers, like NFL kickers, they have real problems with that, like back problems and shit. No, man. anywhere near Matt Hume. He was coming He was pretty fucked up. he's much smaller than dominic dom's tiny too he is thin but he's taller and longer and bigger and

44:58 excited for that fight. I'm going to be there. It's in Yeah, that's a good card. Mm-hmm. Rafael Dos Anjos. God damn it. Stop. That's what you do. I mean, CB, Liotto beat him. That left kick of Liotto's is nasty. I thought they fought before. I'll tell you something else. Don't say something stupid. Can you ask him to leave? You know, when you see Weidman versus Rockhold, and then Weidman wanted to fight

47:36 Why are you looking at me like that? I don't like it. I think that was what he was trying to do. That was one of the biggest mistakes in the history of MMA and championship fights. Yeah, he probably was, right? He knew that Luke's pace was slowing down you could tell I think he just started I would like to see Rockhold in just straight-up Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition.

49:38 Yeah. I feel like he was, I feel as though he was kind of standing on the edge of that pocket, hardest kickers in the division for sure rock holds long and you know what's interesting when Yeah, it's like Cerrone's had I think what we get, I think what we're starting to see is we're getting guys who are martial artists, All these guys. Winkle John is a fantastic trainer.

52:02 you weigh he's like sure 166. Of course I did. I'm not making this up either. caught eyes and i looked at him and i went i told you and he goes he smiled he went six three and i You can take I think out of that sentence. Yeah. Especially when, you know, He's stronger than he is. the heavyweight, former heavyweight champion, and the light heavyweight champion.

54:14 You've got to put a little asterisk. I throw my phone away. He got scared. I don't think John should be someone who he's not. And he's made some mistakes I talked to her after the fight. It doesn't feel real. and she's been fighting for world champions before and train for it, come up with a better game plan But when has anybody ever overtrained at Jackson Winklejohn?

56:50 Oh, yeah. And Jackson is a really You've got Greg Jackson, right? Izzy's a motherfucker out of Chicago, man. I had a conversation with John before he moved to albuquerque we had like John also, he grew up with two super athlete brothers, one older, one younger. Freaks. I mean, it's just a freak. Yeah. and talent, His 100's gonna be scary if he gets preparation. His 100 is going to be scary.

59:17 He said it was trouble. after Conor doing all that shit? But he does all this crazy shit. I do that every morning. Bring it to the beginning for us, please. Erwin and I have been training for about seven The move mat definitely accelerated my recovery in that I was not only doing these movements We're trying to relearn something that we may have lost.

1:02:46 my last fight meter when working specifically on positioning of my body flexible but i have no power ultimately we're trying to be the most functional able-bodied It's spelled I-D-O. Well, he said Ido It's very hard for me to choose I think that stuff is cool. Check this out. He does some crazy stuff, man. because we thought of it as yoga, and it is yoga,

1:05:24 Oh, my God, this guy's a super athlete. Yes, he is. it's what the fuck he's oh my god this guy's catch a stick and he gives you a toy and as soon as you'll give you something, like he'll make you catch a stick. Tell you right now. move your body like that will definitely benefit him, and benefits are all that keeps you from That's some stupid core strength, too.

1:06:56 I'm not digging it. That's impressive. I'm sure that's great. Oh my God. It's him looking at this guy's body, and I'm freaking out. You're out of your mind if you don't think that guy's impressive. As am I now. That movement, natural to see it all come those videos of Hickson I'm saying Hickson was doing this. You know? Can I ask you an honest question?

1:09:32 He's a marketing genius. he looks amazing. Much bigger problem. Those are great matchups. Really? No, I'm asking. But, you know, Conor might laugh at it. It's really not. But unless is a crazy war and you everybody says, you've got to do see, okay, that guy can't fight for at least I'm like, well, they gave all these other champs instant rematches.

1:12:23 Right. But he was getting beaten the fuck up. Anderson was not able to take a punch anymore the same way he used to. What? Yeah. The perfect matchup. Ten minutes. It's hilarious when Mark talks about it. It's hard to tell from a still photo as well So let's say he never did steroids. I couldn't believe that. With Eric Silva, you're like, huh? And then he gets off to you.

1:15:48 It just didn't make any sense. No more strength and conditioning. I mean, it's all like automatic. I know he was going to retire and Big Nog They created a team, and he didn't have good training partners, I think they can box with a guy like Jones He's had like five of those. so he figured out how to fight Anderson from the clinch. Shadowbox in New York?

1:18:19 What's wrong with you? You're crunk for the Ken Shamrock, Hoist Gracie fight, too. But Anderson now, you're talking about a guy who was brutally KO'd by Chris Weidman, This is the second round where I'm pretty sure he stopped him in the second round. Anderson just stands in front of him Boom, boom, boom. Oh my god. God dog Had a phenomenal chin. Who do you guys have winning the Anderson Silva Vitor?

1:20:38 You can't beat Dan Henderson and get a new title shot. Yes. I think Yoel Romero is not doing anything Don't forget gay Jesus! I speak very clearly and I try to clarify everything he says like when he fought Tim Kennedy It's a Y. The T is a Y. That's how they say it. No. He's like, I'll say some crazy shit Jon won't say. But he's the idea of like, what?

1:23:02 Because even I thought it was that. Those are the same fucks that do the ranking. Right? Who are the people? Then they're like, ah, fuck, we can't do that because Billy's a huge fan of whoever. Can I do a positive spin, though? I just think, you know. And, you know, now we know that that's not correct. And what I would like to see out of this is- By the way, I don't know why condoms would be bad.

1:25:51 You have to submit your sponsors ahead of time No. The fighters are in black and white unless you're a champ looking like assholes not getting paid. Yeah. If he was a fighter and he had all these people following him all the time, You sound the way I talk when I'm talking about Ido Portal. It is a bummer. He has the most power I've ever seen a UFC fighter.

1:28:04 going fucking They stormed the fucking casino He can go, I want this amount of money, or I'm not doing shit for you. I'm not going to lie to you. I need to turn it on so I can show them. God, the mob. You had to get out of there right away. It's just so stupid. And really, it was amazing, man. these guys did he come to you? Just now. I saw it. Yes.

1:31:05 Connor's looking down. You know what I'm saying? It's on his Twitter. Yeah, and then they just reposted it. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of hilarious. Hmm. Damn, he's using Square? Did he take it down? Did he take it down? Did he take it down? Did he take it down? Did he take it down? Was it an Instagram post? I googled it in three seconds. now um show some of the other ones,

1:33:41 We haven't seen anything like this. Well, Ireland's never had a star like this. They've always wanted it. I mean, to go through all that, the crazy UFC promo, where they're meeting in the middle of the fucking strip, I just showed you how to get it. By the way, Eve Edwards called me and left me a message. Maybe it's me. Because it came true You know what? He doesn't have to

1:36:32 I mean, the amount of juice that's going. It's all downhill from here. I just don't know. My buddy went to a soccer game in Ireland. What he's doing is smart, and what Ronda did was not smart in that regard. Well, it certainly made a difference, Brian. Holly Holm is a much higher level striker know she's definitely leaner you know and bigger looks more muscular and bigger and she's fought

1:38:54 that left arm. Ronda that camp game planning and they've seen a lot and i feel like they've game planned for very very Come on, man. That's not on Rhonda. Yes. Roadhouse, yeah. I would assume there is. what she wanted to train she wants to go right back to the gym after the fight yes she might It is a motherfucker, right? long it takes to recover from something like that and then we saw the the Anderson fight that we're

1:42:51 He throws combos, and he's very active, and he stays, you know, which is, can I even do this? She's a special person. and gets fired up and move the fuck out of those legs? right now or And Izzy. Yeah. It's a good fight And then what you're dealing with also is when you see a fighter get into the octagon, He goes, yeah, he's had really bad staph. I mean, Raquel almost beat her.

1:46:30 We see these people, they fight so emotionally, come straight forward, and then you see No, not only didn't work, but she ate a lot of shots before that one that took her ass She's hitting you at the end of these punches and then the kicks already coming you know when She won't let her put food in her mouth. That is weird. You deal with that in a crazy way.

1:48:36 It gets a little weird, but it doesn't get, it's also different because I'm a man. Right in the dick. Hey! is that Holly Holm? I don't know. We'll videotape it. You know what you know on stage well they do that now Do a kick. I asked you. I need some. I have a beautiful backside. Contact them. Get makes them to either. I need some I have a beautiful

1:50:30 Dude they're like sweatpants This is one Indian chick in my yoga class. I'm just like, nope. For me, it's more of a mental thing. Why don't you move around? Just depends. It takes a lot of time. I don't know if I'd do Metamorris again just because personal issues. When I say Cyborg, for folks listening, we're not talking about Christina. Yes. Well, he's very high.

1:53:09 And his tornado guard. All the crazy shit that he does. Yeah, I follow him on Instagram. He goes all these different places. He walked by. Both you guys shut him down there, too. I love the fucking high level one myself. I've never which some of them were, You could take spider web. Or the other position is you take the back, both hooks in, over, under.

1:55:36 Yeah. So if there's no submission, so they'll do tap you next because he gets position yes it's incredible it's so good so I think he opened up a couple more of them. He's going to be a mogul. And he's got the best personality ever. You know, like something happened and he jokes around about it. I was like, what lie can I tell Joe to be proud of me?

1:57:27 I went from Vegas. You were talking to me about it. now. Not when we're doing that web You're like, I don't fucking waste time. Some people really love their life to sit around and fuck off. With Joey Diaz and Jim Norton Friday night, fun as fuck. because if i don't do what i'm supposed to do then i deal with regret and doubt i don't i've done it Fuck, man. the schedule is insane it's very rare that someone is successful that doesn't have a crazy schedule yes

2:00:42 for some sort of a release you need to know why you're doing it like i think you gotta get back to the why sometimes when you lose a new joke because you like you're scared of it. It's not going so well. Terrible. It's really, really difficult. I'm like, when you do a new special, do people pay a lot of money to come see me? Yeah, man, you miss some of those old beats and those old songs.

2:03:05 But I'm nervous. I'm always nervous. I don't want to go spar. I don't doesn't hit me. I mean, he'll hit me, but I say, just don't break my jaw. Please don't hit me in the nose. But I'm nervous. I don't feel good. Yeah, I did it. and doing all this in the podcast, That's hilarious. Yes. Come see me at the Atlanta Improv this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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