Joe Rogan Experience #755 — Daniele Bolelli Transcript

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0:47 That's a dope shirt. Maybe you shouldn't have a comic book guy on your shirt. Everything else is commentary. Not going to save you. There's red wine. And so now they're like 99.9% positive. They've sort of become like this weird little legend. they've all gone extinct. I have a bunch of his old books, Those days, man. It was fun. That was painful. Well, there's that, too.

4:18 But Arnold was built incorrectly. I was going to say that, but you're here and I didn't want you to This is a bit more personal. that's that part but then to me that part just serves as a springboard for the other stuff which And then the part three sort of, And so it's like, bullshit i mean it's i like to sell it that way that would sound cool but i'm

7:45 of a finger that really freaked me out you know that is one thing to know it intellectually is And maybe because you found a way to do it before he told it the last but don't you think that's everybody? It's part of what's fun about getting things done and succeeding is knowing all the mental roadblocks that are in place to keep you from being successful.

9:31 So the question of how do you deal with it? a safe space in martial art contest and then you apply them to the real game on the bigger scale in life. started jujitsu after listening to this podcast, and it changed their life, and that it helps them Now is way more healthy. She loves it and it just got him it got him He's very healthy. He's healthy.

12:44 Well, I mean, if you can, that I think is everybody's psychology is different. that but he's one of those guys that he'll he'll do everything other than the heroin you know well Yeah, that's definite. it fires you up too. you know. but um it's not like uh something cool happens something cool happens i'm like wow Not sure. I love it when people get mad at me.

15:15 giving out free peanuts if you look real careful while you're eating your peanuts you may see dog Well, did you ever see that? They would be like, oh, Barry Goldwater, that were very, very reasonable, It's never been like this before. Like everybody has to say it. I want to make sure. There's not even an- And I'm like, eh. That's the Dan Carley thing.

18:23 He was laughing his ass off. Well, Donald Trump has nothing to lose. him he's speaking his mind right what he's saying he's saying because he doesn't give a fuck there's Fuck, man. Half of the things you read, you can't even check. Please stand up. He's been doing interviews for years But I agree with you. the professional guys where Well, you want to talk about what put me to sleep.

21:15 That's, a lot Who's better? and she tried to fake You can't fake. That's one thing you can't fake. You can fake like you're that's what it was. Fuck. The drama of the whole. You can't fake. But if you say so you can hear like a wolf. oh that's what it was and incidentally that guy too was not that cried when he saw the garbage on the ground. That's what it was.

22:44 Yeah, this guy. that guy is a Guinea. You don't have to just look at it, dude. And he would pull up in his stupid fucking buffalo skin canoe and cry. People are throwing things out the window right at his feet. Yeah, that doesn't tell. that they lived off the land meat-eater has the best stories of Native Americans. especially apparently amongst the Great Lakes area, in the Great Lakes area.

25:03 The guys from the Great Lakes have nothing to do with the guys from the plains who have nothing to do with one guy who got captured. There was get away, you can live. And so That beaver's going to fuck you up. and he walked for days and lived to tell the story and there's wars and it's more intense Oh, really? she's the one who's on that show life below zero i heard about it i guess she lives 200 miles plus

27:55 She's a really nice, intelligent woman. To her dwelling She was there for days before someone, she owns like a refueling station up there. You imagine eating a bear just cutting into, yeah, you motherfucker. It's an amazing story. But that's what she enjoys. She could do a lot of shit. favorite all-time guests. and I didn't catch it. I would have to go up there

30:39 I haven't been, I don't know. Either that or you can stay in LA and take mushrooms and you've got the same effect. You know what's crazy about it, man, is how big it is. Yeah. Seriously? Africa, I think people get Alaska is larger than all but 18 sovereign countries. I gotta get back. They were pretty intense. They don't get hunted by people either, so they're not afraid of people.

33:09 I was like, shit, okay. yeah there's gotcha i think i mean do they they bite other animals yeah right definitely Just taking it easy. because so many people have released pythons in florida that they they've bred and overbred There's some new crazy shit some guy tried to do while huffing paint and fucking his dog. and they were looking for him There was another one recently real similar where they were chasing this guy in a stolen car.

35:51 which coincidentally have also been released in the Everglades. Yeah, that's a rough state. They eat people. I'm sad because there's only two episodes left. I just knew that he was a drug dealer. that's a, but it's, and tie the other one is with a K-47. or Pablo Escobar, it's not that different, really. Like you almost, and weird if you approach it

39:15 There's nothing in between. So in the process of fighting this leftist guerrilla, the government of We're doing horrible human rights violations. They find some villages that just wanted to be left the fuck alone. Well, not in the Cold War. then kill them all, It's a messy situation because you do support the government of El Salvador. you're fucked.

41:57 What is the good thing you should do? They gunned him down, killed him. Right. terrible environments. but you also have to say the opposite. Was there ever a time in human history they compete for hunting grounds and they do horrible things to each other but if you have where whatever you do that works good for you. that's when things started getting really rough.

46:02 You do start seeing, I mean, among hunters and gatherers, I want your shit, I'm gonna slaughter your family and agriculture freed everybody It's just that they change which ones they are. Yeah. When you get so much wealth and so much No, which one? you know, Shit, I had to. Well, there was two of them the room it's like the worst defense ever and she got acquitted see if you

48:58 British millionaire who told the police he may have penetrated teenager after falling on top of her, has been cleared of rape. I'm fragile. Somebody got paid. When someone has that kind of money, you got to wonder. I'm assuming he's Muslim with that name. First of all, look at that guy's fat face and tell me that guy keeps a raging erection Look at him.

51:15 vaginas. All he has to do is fall near Yeah, find that guy. I trip. And he goes flying through the air. Yeah, I slipped in my penis and my hands went inside of her her vagina is huge. It's But it sucks even more. then it's harder to prove, I'm going to make up this crazy, Probably getting his dick sucked by some Russian hooker. got a hold of. by the end it was i think you know you get you get sucked in because you get the first three four

55:43 they have some moments in there. It was really well written. But you liked him. I felt like. All those really dumb East Coast guineas I think you have a point. those bitches knives and then she gets out, on the way in and out. Yeah. Block you in a cage. I mean, even, like like the mafia is funny because mirrors a state in every level you know the hierarchy of it all the way they handle business you know the

59:18 It's about the guys struggling for power against these enemies. You can go down the line. I liked it. It's pretty cool. Because the sets are massive. The HBO one? variation on conan it's so cool and the oddly enough the guy who created the show was john But for the time, it was also pretty I think what it was is Rome was actually doing fairly well,

1:01:46 But the Sopranos, This show is doing well, be yeah with everything with social media with with everything. It's a whole other universe. So right before 2010. I didn't download them back then. And I realized I was like, It's just for fun. But there wasn't that much going on back then and know the actual you like 100 you you for three hours or whatever it is you do yours over the

1:05:39 I see, I see, I see. You know, that's the thing about being a marijuana enthusiast. It shouldn't be all the time for everything. It makes you feel good. I'm a huge fan of the effect that weed has Yeah. that was easy. You ever done ecstasy? Yes, that's the best thing ever. but they don't have to do the same sort of things with their brain that I have to do.

1:08:30 but that you take after you take ecstasy. But I've never done it in conjunction with acid or with molly or ecstasy. prostitution by using like a porn loophole that you know if there's a camera rolling that it's but you have to pay her her rate, and you have to turn a camera on. I was getting ugly. was very strange nice oh that's awesome Like maybe if one of his band members comes there and they're all sold out, they'll let him sit there.

1:11:06 I think I can see That is. But there's an area in Hawaii where the Keck Observatory is. Yeah, I get that. And it's also one where it has Yeah. I can see how you want to. It's a frozen Puerto Rico. turn it into a dogma you know the one thing that keeps things loose like you speaking of american and they have their Hollywood fantasy to some of the people

1:14:22 Oh, the spirits don't want me to light this pipe Lighten up. like there's yoga teachers that can say it after a yoga class and you'll say it back and you mean But then there are the moments where you go, oh, shit, that was it. And the guy goes, oh, by the way, question so i just ask her hey did did you have any dream last night and she goes no and i was

1:17:14 And they go, well, what was that? But I think that's complete bullshit. Like, when you talk to a guy and he says that your daughter had some sort of a dream about Native Americans, I had all the money in the world. I don't necessarily believe I've had enough of those experiences. I have zero beliefs I had went hiking with my friends, and like at one point i literally it's like somebody like a phone rang where i got up and

1:20:56 but i'm like okay this is bucking me fine i'll walk up i'll start going up the mountain see What kind of pussies are you hanging around with? In any case, I don't like him anymore, so I'm all good with that. to die up there. use it as a candle holder. oh my god now i just bring it up this story now i'm pissed off no women save this asshole what Great.

1:22:47 You knew he was kind of an idiot. Right. Yeah, I agree completely. for a local television station. You're doing the news and you're reporting on a UFO sighting. Really? Did you see the Phoenix Lights? The guy comes out and he's got an alien costume on. and that's why they disappeared. something no that's and i agree with you in fact that like to me 99 of these stories are such

1:26:36 Who knows why? listen listen to very clearly. Did you hear that? Something like that? Like a famous one on television or something like that. Whew, self-styled paranormal investigators. That's where it goes down. Wow. Tuesday. The police were called to the apartment after one of her 1.30 p.m. a SWAT team breached the apartment door God damn you, pussy.

1:29:45 I don't even dig like when people flip out about exes. Or maybe they are not that fucking bad and you're just blowing it out of proportion because you're It's not that she's the scum of the earth. You're going to feel loss. is a different world like move on you'll find someone that you don't want to not be with or that you do want to be with, And she tortured him for like two years,

1:32:30 he let that person into his life, but he used to love her. But she, in that time of loss because that was his quote-unquote wife But A, still, while it's their fault and it's not yours, It's like, what is she going to do? hundreds of thousands of dollars every year That's my point, right? bleed, bled dry, and still a giant chunk now i'm a happily married person i love my wife i I love having a family. It's nice for me.

1:35:00 I understand all that. If you have a child, okay, when the child turns 18, you're no longer legally responsible. And when you're a grown woman, and she was in her 40s when they broke up. Like, if you was 11, then, oh, fuck it, you don't have to? They wait until 10. And I think he should pay Alma only because she has to take care of those kids. One is you get nothing.

1:37:29 She doesn't have any skills. She doesn't have anything. Yeah, that's bullshit. Forever. Yep. And if you don't have Yeah. And he said, we were having a conversation about it. a prenup. you're going to be together forever. the logic of not Because otherwise it's not through love. Roseanne Barr. What? add too much to ask like Like those fucking diamond merchants.

1:41:04 Is three months too much to ask? Most people don't have enough money to get by, period. Right. Chicks do. It's a symbol. to celebrate the wedding And she had a nice wedding ring, a nice fat rock. It's hard to tell. There's something real there. He has those little outfits on. It's huge. I mean, it's like 35 carat diamond ring. 45? Not that I like that. That's 35 carats. That's what that is? Yeah, I was expecting bigger. I mean, I don't know.

1:44:34 Like, you remember when J-Lo and Ben Affleck were a character? And he was dealing with them at the time. what? I'm just going to move his favorite place to my place. He's mine. Because it's like, fuck that. in the middle of fucking holding up a pan of hot oil that he's carrying to the stove Well, you keep your phone in your pocket, bitch I was like, I don't want to be alone.

1:47:29 From now on, and I don't even mean it in a bad way, I don't fucking want to make one compromise in my life. Just with the long yards Now let's move on to something else Like Jordan going for a layup. dudes trying to get a hold of that voodoo pussy. hours that you spend spend there are 22 more Love is real and emotions are real and appreciating someone is real and there's definitely that,

1:50:01 Like all this craziness that comes about you you you that person becomes you I think anybody ever in the history of mankind used those two words together. I was like, I gotta stop. she had like a coke problem that i wasn't aware of that would that i've never done it but apparently all in, you're like, I've got to find someone who's all in. The possessiveness the jealousy all of that the whole Chris Ryan ability. What do you mean?

1:52:27 Why should that person be the only place where you get pleasure are we slaves to these ancient? What, you fucking don't even hang out with me anymore? And I've had friends like that before. If you grew up in a really jealous, really abusive family, it can mirror itself. which is really highly respected, Yeah. Right. with somebody else. But every single time I've tried to

1:55:54 works at the end of the day but whatever works means also having the flexibility to say maybe Wasn't that like an Oliver Stone movie I haven't seen the movie. I'll tell you what, you want to see disgusting people? from the airport, and we became friendly with him. Wow. Like some hulking six-foot-five football player with a giant hog, Right. Cab drivers must get so bored sometimes because you get in the weird.

1:58:45 You can't tell him to shut the fuck up either. It's like going to a really nice hotel for a comedy beat This guy in Nashville, I still think about this guy. I'm in Nashville. Everybody just sits on people's laps. they are out of you know that's then it's awesome right yeah sometimes when you see the reality What was it? Was this a reality show or something?

2:01:42 Ugh, get out of there with that. Do whatever you want. What I need a man, a real man. I hate that shit. A big one. We don't get it Yeah, not a... How do I do this? They have a little spermy side in there that kills them, little fuckers. operating on right and so they tried to pull out and the girl wrapped their legs around him and Trick pregnancy is fucking crazy because it's terrifying that not only did you fuck up so hard that you got someone pregnant, you didn't want to get pregnant, but they tricked you.

2:05:40 And I'm like, no, they didn't. No, that's when you know you seriously have problems, you know. hugging or just like you know being affectionate andate and just making out and like, oh, that's all great. that's when you got to think that the universe has been designed by somebody So the whole thing's crazy. You fuck. Like the jizz can get through those things.

2:08:53 Were you sharing needles with somebody? Probably not. I don't think he remembers probably not he came out put a stop Yeah. Wow, one of his girls that he's to date says fucking teeth are all falling out a way to make absorbent amountsant amounts of money and he has really where if they did, they would do like a 1090. Oh, we got a pickup for the back nine.

2:11:33 half men made billions of dollars for the network and we can do the same thing for ufx and so they That's a good question. it was not a bad show You have to have really good dedicated writers that are funny And then networks with good ideas and networks with shit ideas. That to me is bullshit. Really? That's ridiculous. 15-minute chunks where you just

2:14:03 You know what's the better one? Which one? I agree with you. you don't give a fuck zombie looking either they're like they haven't deteriorated enough yeah it's the beginning when I should tell people but episode, There's a story. And then the way they execute this dude is they put him in a box crazy shit that you want big i mean But yeah, of course, the intense, weird moments are there as well.

2:17:48 this guy's life, what he was doing. artistic tattoos. that it was kind of the way they do moksha Like 2000, some crazy European 2000 years before acupuncture was in China was doing something very similar to that. But the problem was it was 45,000 years old in Siberia, and they didn't even know the I know. but at the same time, I went down a penis, is squeezing on this guy's balls and it's turning this guy's dick hard and we're like what like

2:20:36 It's fucking bizarre and there was all these other penis operations History on Fire podcast, D. Bolelli, B-O-L-E-L-L-I on Twitter. See you.