Joe Rogan Experience #768 — Ian McCall, Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:39 I was told this was a breakdown. boxed the daylights at everybody And I wonder what he's going to have to do is either one of two things. Yeah, he does. And I'm curious to see how he does that. I think Dos Anjos showed a bit of the blueprint on how to beat Nate. It is. Unbelievable. Yeah. him and Conor fight now. That's a fight. 200 if he gets past Nate Diaz. It actually at UFC 200, if he gets past Nate Diaz.

4:03 We used the same masseuse. Well, it's like a shin pad, so it's over. See, I think we know what Nate Diaz is going to bring to the table. Well, Conor's really good at lulling you with those kicks He's tall. It could be interesting. And it was like one of his best assets. These guys who can do it all. he's going to bring you to the table. But Crazy's got a big head kick knockout in

6:57 I think this sport is just still evolving. There's no one who's one-dimensional who's anywhere near the top ten. Well, you have maybe out of the top five, say, Cejudo's striking is very So that's where I think he's still too slow to beat Demetrius. All those Olympic athletes that come out of the UFC, they're all pretty successful, man. The whole division is so lucky that he had a good wrestling teaching gig.

8:45 They're so lucky because of that motherfucker got in there Yeah. Oh, I don't mean to flip scripts there, but how about Bisbing Anderson Silva? round. Came back and won the fourth. There's oil in his retina. it'll be more damaging. a southpaw, you fucks. was goddamn glorious. It was so weird. He's just an older fighter, man. So it's not like outlandish

11:27 I think he's in his 60s He's so big Yeah. But that's not important. No, no, when I went to do Daniele Bolelli's podcast. And they fucking drove up They're testing for everything? That was the Jon Jones situation. Yeah. I'm sure. Then he flags. It's say smoking weed, he beats Connor. I want to find out what you have to, it's not like trace. They used to have trace amounts of THC. But I really

14:24 It was amazing. Beautiful. And after he got his cheek broken. Yeah, that's insane. Just went out there. Who pulls off a go-go fucking platter in MMA, too. It was amazing. They changed it around. I'm surprised Nick isn't calling Robbie Lawler out. Super shady. Today? Is it breaking news or some shit? Yes, he did. In Japan. Nor do they want one. Hey, how dare you?

16:48 Yeah, this is the UFC's idea. If anybody fucking knows, he knows. Back then it was nine months, yeah, if you test positive. Wow. He does not lie. just wherever then. Just write negative on it. it's really awesome to watch. that's a different thing. What would people look like if bodybuilding and powerlifting, if 100% it was legit, across the board, no steroids whatsoever, knocking on your door every morning at 4 a.m.

19:34 No, they look good. like Frank Zane. Isn't Ronnie Coleman fairly short? Back in the day, before they started doing a lot of steroids, who did Pumping Iron? Older guy? That's that bro science song. Right. All they eat is fucking go to the zoo. Was it meat? because it was Arnold Franco Colombo was super short A thick rubber He would do dips with two dudes hanging off his waist.

22:06 You can see it on YouTube. Lifting weights, hanging out on the beach. Yeah, a big thing. They're the original sugar babies I'm not gay because I like dicks. You did? That's that old school. Like, who was it? jamie won't look i'm just saying alzado was the first to say though but the early form of human from it. You can get prions Just bang. I mean –

24:54 Because don't they say a human growth hormone, from what I understand, Well, it's like these bulging muscles, too. Also because they're huge. I agree. It's more Because their body's constantly like, fuck me. it looks like Dorian's He's Donald Trump. So a white dude's like, Yeah, like Jamaican. Yeah, because they gotta compete know how long you could do that for

27:27 He was like, you know what? today, and they get off the sauce, the massive dehydration. If you try and talk to one when they're getting ready for that, their brain barely functions because they're just so depleted. No. Kai Greene. Sorry. that i feel like he no he didn't why we shouldn't just feel like he's awesome he puts on a mask a That's why the gays never win.

29:43 Oh, look at this. I can. Well, you can, because you're I don't get it. No, they do side-by-side poses. You know Phil played basketball in college and was 178 pounds, point guard. Yeah, really well. Is he making cheddar? But he'll do all these big pro-ams and get paid bank. He's got his own line, too. He's making his money doing these tour and go. A lot of guys make a lot of their money.

32:19 Good luck. You're like, ooh. choke from behind. It's crazy how he moves. Oh my God. He's doing Eddie's imitation, is when they're going one of 165 and under With a jiu-jitsu guy. Someone who's running the jiu-jitsu thing on it got him. It's going to be fun, though. definitely get, you know, broken bones and stuff. Like, I know it's a great sport, but you are talking about head trauma to your 14-year-old.

34:50 But then, yet again, this country They have CTE. I bet they do compared to people who didn't. Here's a big question. or it's just a sport you might be built for, There's no maybes. You enter into that ring. He's a referee. No one's helping you? No one's helping you. It's a big thing. By yourself, yeah. Me too. Jesus. It's like, then we'd get in our cars and do it again the next day.

37:58 A nightmare. I'm the guy in the front, the idiot. I look at earlier parts of my career, all of my training. He hits hard. He hit me. You got fucking like Lineker. Lineker hits hard. I put myself in the hospital snowboarding, hitting my head. We're also younger. They're getting real close. or Freddie Roach. Game over. Yep. I'm going to stop this. And go.

40:35 He tagged him a few times. He moves like a snake. Don't tell me a movement coach. If you look at his body, Look at Conor's shoulders and hands with his shoulders are dude. I'm huge man. I think he weighed out jabbing you or whatever he's doing but you know i looked at him and how how wide his shoulders were to out wrestle him which is like it's. It's tough. It's tough.

42:57 And he can say whatever he wants. you know he said that fight's gonna be fun so funny the cop from so funny super funny from Dino no no be very fun. Did you see the Photoshop's? Yes. So Tyrone Biggums and then what's his name? So funny. The cop We go back and forth with each other. I love it. She's, first of all, and, you know, She's not going to just throw it.

44:17 In other smaller organizations. Just close the distance. And by the end of the first round, she was like seeing Tweety Birds and all kinds of where she won a very close split decision. Ronda just charging straight forward like a fucking wild animal. For her to shoot a double or a single than Misha. I mean, it's going to be tough He's like, Holly is strong as fuck.

46:33 I don't think that she gets destroyed like Ronda did. I think she's going to do like she was She wasn't a one-trick pony. Maybe. It's not the same, brother. You're not doing The rest of the card, what? It's the Conor show, though. I think Amanda Nunes is a fucking knockout machine. No, she's Russian, bro. She's no joke. UFC jitters. its walking papers. You think so?

49:33 He's had some time off. Gunnar surprised him with that left hook. It's always been a discipline issue for him, and it's always been, He's at 190. Yeah, because I look at him, and he looks to me almost like a light heavyweight. Some guys are killing themselves. Jim Miller and Diego fucking Sanchez. Trying to get that UFC pass up. That's true. Well, yeah. Tlaib took

52:00 I don't know you're talking about there might have been a 20 pounds of red meat Yeah. Yeah. Like you're still comparing to UFC fighters. The Schaub haircut. Jean something or another. That ain't a dad bod. He was kicking the shite Or French, apparently, too. trying to go out and get crazy. Shit, look at Johnny Manziel. and wears a wig and a mustache.

54:37 That ain't me. He was a stud in high school. This is the problem, Joe. What if he's got a movement coach and his movement coach wants him to fucking- What was your exact quote? I'm not at all. All I said about Conor, I said, hey, guess what? You need to fucking kiss the ring. Well, they have. Donald Curry fought Mike McCallum, and I was a giant Donald Curry fan.

56:59 And I remember when I came back home, I said, I am never getting upset over some fucking Because I try not to be bothered. Yes. I thought that shit was real. Me and my brother both bawling, man. With the Greeks and people taking to the streets and, you know, freaking out. for a lot of their history. You're not going to get shit for that at all. And who says we have to be quiet and keep our heads down?

59:33 He's headlining. a fucking leprechaun or something. Ian McCall. Yeah, completely. But there was just something about this guy. Who? You don't talk to her. just a wave and stuff that kind of stuff wasn't witty it was just it was just a lot of venom it's very hurtful You know, she didn't even, her pulse didn't care. What about this idea? What if She's going to punch her in the face.

1:03:16 If you're on all fours and someone kicks your arms, that is horrific. on top of the octagon and leaped Whoa. No, not the same. He's lost before. Really? It doesn't matter. See ya. that some guys have. First team all dad bod. that motherfucker. Yeah. He's crazy. I don't know if they have a weight limitation, which could be a giant issue, because Polaris

1:05:43 Time for testing. They want you to be on steroids. Hey, at the audit thing, just jump on the mat. We talked a little bit about it. And look at this girl who's talking about it. Dude, it looks like a pterodactyl going down for prey. It's like on Jurassic Park where the pterodactyls are taking people. No. on that turf. Uh-oh. Do you know how many Instagram fucking pussy pictures he must have gotten?

1:07:45 Dick turf guy Good point I don't know if you guys I don't think he meant to. He falls down. We went right to count. He tells the coach. I was like, oh, that's cool. Like a dragon in his pants. They're talking about a dragon in this guy's pants. What do you say when you're talking shit? fighting MMA. that we're making fun It is a great food. Fried chicken is just food.

1:10:47 I remember one time, I actually remember asking you this, basically he's a ball of hate but i never heard you say anything off color not once i never heard It just makes, it never made sense. Don't want anything bad to happen to him. People are like, you were trying to be funny by saying fried chicken. And it's funny. Yeah, man. But this is based on the performance.

1:13:06 him. That guy never quit. His I like the way you think, Joe. But he wasn't Anybody. bad they're there endurance and conditioning was terrible that this the Good luck beating that dude. And then he'll switch southpaw. You're going to throw up. we all start out as demand that you are better than that yeah I go, what the fuck is going on? It's on video.

1:16:40 How do you justify CM Punk? Look at that. Live You're super high, aren't you? If you want discipline, Kimbo, give him Justin. But this is reality. There's a hell of a beard. It's a beautiful beard. Just crawling inside. I got a lot of man in me. Oh, yeah. If you want discipline, Kimbo, give him Justin. I'm not saying those guys shouldn't be allowed to compete against each other.

1:18:18 He's not young. His knees are fucked. Bellator has a real chance of being a gigantic organization. They have a tremendous amount of money behind them. That's hoist Gracie. Put the freak shows on Fight Pass. The combination that dropped him, the people have played it back and forth. But here, again, if anybody felt that I said something racist, I'm sorry that you felt that way.

1:20:27 Any fatty foods. when you when you are fighting for one group of people like say people who have been oppressed You think people demonize them? kids because i did it i looked at it were mostly white and i thought that's a shame that's such a You will be demonized. Oh, yeah. is understandable but we have to know when it's when racism is real and when it's not real and

1:23:38 It's like watermelon. But fried chicken has always been a delicious food. So he was saying that he was going to offer prosperity to the American people and that every family would have a chicken. That's more racial if you're talking about a racist person. Believe it or not, I think one of the things, this is back when I read about it probably a long time, 10 years ago, more than that.

1:25:38 Hold up. Guess what? Orange soda is soda. Like they didn't even I just, I love orange soda, bro. Go in there. I got, there are a bunch of different companies that I have back there. You hungry? You want one? Everybody in sugar. Whenever you stand for something or you have an opinion, people aren't going to agree with everything, man. Sometimes. Well, it's the chili powder, man.

1:28:22 I'm definitely gonna run with it for more than 60 days. I'm definitely going to run with it for more than 60 days. You started at what? but whenever Cal and I go on the road or anything like that, If you take that 20 pounds and put a 20-pound jacket on, He loves Cadbury eggs. He'll put fucking food in there. Vines. Swallow them all? and no sweet tooth yeah sugar meanwhile i'm stuffed

1:30:49 I don't want it. if you live a healthy diet. Sugar and pasta, pasta sugar. But listen to this guy, Mark Sisson, who was a very smart guy and very interesting guy to talk to. And also joint pain, arthritis. have nothing I just get up. My workout is like 10 o'clock in the morning, It kicks in your body's desire to burn fat. You needed that like a hug.

1:33:45 if you just wanted to give it a goof for for your show you know just to guide people through it for in boxes of those sugary bars because I love them. didn't mean shit to me do you know what they find that this from what i've read and heard I know, but that's what this guy- How many times have you flossed? Yeah. goes into the bloodstream. Pull a couple teeth out.

1:36:04 Yes. She was a Bellator girl. She's so hot. Tooth or not. Movie star. With just a fucking God damn it Look at her That's a nice gap. oversized model or plus size model? Rhonda's the middle. Only other skinny models. Okay, there she is in the middle. paint. That girl on the left. we gotta slow down. Her face is beautiful. That's perfect. Don't get me wrong.

1:39:11 She's not like, hold it, hold it. and some of her where she's obviously a little There's no such thing as these models when they're 40. Oh, she's hot as fuck. It's exhausting. She's like, I wish. She became like a balloon animal. You're broadened out. that was 1981, by the way. Does it? I'm just upset that I've been talking to people. You'd be like

1:41:46 Like that's what I like I like girls like CrossFit girls like look at her now. She did a lot of drinking Brinkley I would fuck her I think it's booze. She's like, I gotta keep the dick away. Yeah, how dare you do that, Kai Greene. I think also the pressure of being a hot chick, I used to I used to work out this gym where I don't say your name like that noise a very famous

1:43:50 for maybe damn near two hours. It's hard. And by the way, for a girl like that, whenever I'm around him, I have to say, by the way. Those hot... You have an expiration date, too, pretty much. Oh, you won three because I don't look like I'd be Jackie Chan's brother. You're mad? It's also hard for guys in this business. do you want me to be honest? It's not true.

1:46:43 Yes. He goes, Brian, you have to stop right. That's just how it goes. wrong goddamn business they're not going to care about you when you're dead either, And this is not the fucking business's responsibility. You've got to figure out a way through the system. And the infrastructure, yes, is already fairly white. some time but to mandate or to kind of scold Hollywood because there aren't enough vehicles

1:49:45 Yeah. If you're casting a movie, I mean a TV show now, it is a fact, and I just know this, that You know if you're hiring a head coach in the NFL, you have to interview a black coach. Nurture various cultures. I think that's true, too. They're given a shitty deal as far as like the hand that they're dealt at birth. A black person from Nigeria. We don't.

1:52:40 That's racist, Cal. If you don't want to have a discussion about that, maybe you don't care enough about the For sure. The government looks at all these problems that people are having in other countries, and they're like, we have to help these Syrian refugees. Well, black people were redlined. Well, I had this guy, Michael Wood, on who was a cop in Baltimore. That's where racism is a legacy. Baltimore. Where black people were redlined.

1:53:56 Chicago right now. What a coincidence it's black. we're originally supposed to be talking about, if you go and she had a clip of me from my 2005 Showtime special So she took an excerpt of that And there's some beast that- fight. but her kids are black. Tennis. She'll fuck you just like that bodybuilder guy. That's a good thing to say. And there's a lot of Muay Thai in Europe and in Russia.

1:57:07 luke rockhold got john jones is the current champion um oh that's right saying john jones Dos Anjos Connor I apologize Daniel he's a beast kind of because I watch and Daniel. Just the two. You keep saying John Jones. Daniel Cormier is the light heavyweight champion. the fuck out of him, April 23rd, I think. Is a dangerous motherfucker Faster Because he's posting to Instagram

1:58:34 Yeah. Well, John in shape and motivated. him do all that power lifting he deadlift some like 500 pounds whatever He's got a loop. I want to see his kicks because that's a big part of his game, man. You can just turn your shoulders. I do know what I'm talking about. I will 100% show you on the back. Who's going to? What's he going to do? We don't know how much of a factor Kane would play because Kane's not in his camp right

2:01:32 Poor dude. the back, all the yoga that I did, all the other different, there's a bunch of different treatments So here's his spinal column and then he's got his discs right next to it. That's where you get nerve pain. Not necessarily. Either way, that motherfucker's not back for DC. Exactly. That's all I'm saying. of your disc out and you know you have less cushioning there not necessarily either way

2:03:38 That's what I thought they did with Kane. He took him down the first round. He's so crazy strong. Didn't he cradle him? I want to see Rumble fight You drag him the later rounds. I don't think you're born with it. Is it possible? If it's mental, it's most certainly possible. Well, why couldn't a man adjust the way he looks at the world? challenges and have a mental coach there now here's the point we're usually break

2:06:39 Neil Melanson's huge. But he also understands big man jiu-jitsu. This is how fucking crazy Neil Melanson. Dude, he had his toe cut off so he could keep rolling. I think some people, And then when you're the nail, and I think he's accustomed to getting his ass beat by his big brother. or some traumatic event in your life that maybe has something to do

2:08:56 It's a habit. I'm sure he has. There's a lot of fighters that have never gotten a mental coach. I don't know. Why are you making that face? I don't know.. Hold on, hold on. Do you think Cowboy's not a mental coach? I don't know. against the ropes here, Sometimes I'm going in No, no. I started working with Vinny after this. It's going to happen again.

2:10:22 For whatever reason, I just don't feel like it. Guess what? If I get it, I will make a million dollars. That's when I get nervous. I was like, this is crazy. And then I went in there for the second audition. and I put my feet up, and I I'm like, shit. Because they're thinking about the money. Yeah, and they can sense that cause the way to do it what yeah?

2:13:51 It means you care and you want it. You're doing it for the wrong reason then. I think it's because I'm lying to myself when I go into those auditions. Well, with the exception of the gold version, I love doing that. would like you would talk like one of them you don't get carried away like one of them a little what? Besties. And he was the only one that was cool.

2:15:51 This is Mad TV? You guys are so young. Yes, that's it. What was her name? I'm going to take my shirt off after this podcast. I'm not kidding. Yep. And I loved it because it was just the best case scenario. I didn't enjoy it as much as I enjoyed stand-up, but I enjoyed it immensely. approval but you can never just be, be at peace. those things like you have to be super progressive you have to be super left wing and you also you you gotta have like you gotta like play this bullshit political game where everybody's fake

2:19:22 both know this guy it's a picture of him and his friend Yeah with their fists up. I go why the fuck do people do this? Why do they what is this? Oh, it's like doing this doing the shock are doing the Shaka. I fucking love that movie. I'm on fire. Because I like to party. He stays amazing He's a competitive guy not you're acting but you're not you're not like a character yeah that's the other one here comes

2:21:51 Yeah. That's cool. I get how they get their hard work, talent. And they think it's so special when people do so well. He's like, I've hosted it twice. Yeah, it's insane. But the award shows to me are so nonsensical. Do they enjoy it? How did that not win best movie? I know, I always throw an R on that. Ex Machina was amazing. I didn't see it, so I can't comment.

2:24:20 Mad Max. It's a remake. Not this Oscar. Did you see it? Dude, you know what I can't get enough of, Dude, Johnny Cochran in that movie, when a guy gives a racist thing, it is- It's a goddamn fan. No, no, no, no, no, no. Robot. Completely different movie, though. Shit, son. It's opinions, ladies and gentlemen. And I search. how we decide and act and how we decide and make choices in the robots are gonna

2:27:10 The numbers, any political opponent, I don't like either one. versus Donald Trump. Let's just look at this and then you comment, B. The black swan. red and what is the blue? Poll average. She's way ahead. I can't believe those are going to be the running mates. He endorsed him. With food? I'm sure. He said, if I'm the president, we're going to outlaw all this stuff.

2:29:51 If it's Rubio, he's got a real chance. Bernie Sanders beat Trump? It's not just polls. He gets like, I think his dad used to chastise him when he would say something stupid. Look at this. Christie faces calls to quit. Resign what, though? Who is this, Trump? He says foolish things that aren't backed by science. I think that's a little harsh. Really?

2:32:24 What are you talking out of your ass for? That guy's not just fat. He's a fat guy who's undergone an operation to not be fat anymore, and he's still fat. I could not vote for somebody or take Doesn't matter. The major alcohol problem that he had was part of his creative process, and that he And what did he say in the book? Stephen King makes a very important statement.

2:34:18 It doesn't hold water. He's huge, but was he was he a good president a really long time ago? Yeah Yeah, that was bad Taft was only in power for a very short period of time Yeah. Look at that though! God. You have to understand the discipline issue. Obviously, there's some sort of discipline issue. When that's the biggest fight in his life and his health is in danger.

2:36:09 He said, not true. that's not the case. writing Cujo. You also need to be a role model. No one knew back then. Martin Luther King. Well. Like, Christie's physical body is massively kind of being a contrarian here. No, no, no. You say you don't know if it bothers you. I think that for president. You're 100% judging. or at least have to take responsibility for whatever the world judges you as.

2:39:06 I'll tell you how. that to just we live in a culture now that just it was put so much emphasis on the physical and i Yeah, well, there's a lot of smart people that are fat, for sure. For us to say Chris Christie's the best we could do We talked about a massively obese guy And for me, it wouldn't make as much difference. Yep. Well, you got... I think Dennis Kasich.

2:41:35 Bill even knows he's alive. He was very effective as an Ohio governor. Again, all I'm thinking about is the MMA fan going, what the fuck, man? Conor. Conor, Nate. where I was born. to do that is so, That's interesting interesting that's gonna That's effective against a guy like Diaz. Advantage anymore That's what's going on. Look, and you shouldn't. I think,

2:44:51 It's the worst aspect of MMA, the most dangerous aspect of MMA, Longevity. for the triathlon. sitting on the couch no wear and tear He's like, so for me, it's just another day. For McGregor it's very scary. that he's not just eating a bunch of shit. So healthy. Well, we do. It's magical. I think it definitely changes it. It's a big bump in the road, man.

2:48:06 Ah, man, it's not the same. He loses with his fighting style? Yeah, but stop right Look, I don't know whether or not Manny did anything, but that Alex Ariza guy that was I don't know. I guess it's like blood rushing to your skin or something. You have more blood in your system. You should take blood out of your body. And this guy said, if you give blood once a year, it might be the best thing you can

2:50:22 But essentially he said, you can lower your lipid levels and and all this other stuff by giving blood once a year and it makes a huge Well, no, it's estrogen. Because I thought it would go back into my body. The nutrients go in your body. pool and almost panicked. That's not the same. Wim Hof, he said, Opposed to ice baths. So of a difference opposed to ice baths

2:53:01 life her hands have been like this just, just like gnarled up claws. I should have asked her. My daughter has juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. Oh, I heard the opposite. 15 minutes, yeah. I'm a little bit betting. No. Either way, man. She's gluten-free, sugar-free. scoot and then finally we started to do all the She was limping a bit. And how long did it take before you saw an impact?

2:56:21 I mean, gigantic now. They're together now? Now they live together and I live there and I'm That's great, man. I need a superhero. It makes me never want to eat that shit again. And we went through the supermarket, and you start grabbing things and looking at how much sugar is in everything. They point out so many good points. So I started this diet.

2:59:32 to be the last, this was going to be my last blowout meals. Nope. You know what I really like? That's what I like. Where my body was like, I hate to use the word detoxing. I think that's what it is. if i really sit down i'm trying to finish something i drink way too much caffeine and i i took some Here's another big hurdle. No, it's gone. I didn't write this down because I knew I wasn't going to cheat.

3:02:13 write down what you're going to do today. you did it. only cornbread. I had a dream that I was eating Fucking red lobster. You're fine. Yeah, because you can't get your stomach stable unless you're like fucking so fat. Yeah. highly valued position in the damn well they don't want to be president exactly three hours right now look at that The upper cock fat.

3:04:41 It's a strange... I love the fuck out of you guys. I will be there with my beautiful girlfriend. Oh, yeah? Beautiful. Tickets on us, Irvine Improv. Brian Callen and myself. I will be there. I will be there with my beautiful girlfriend. Someone else. Joey Diaz and Tony Hinchcliffe Bert Kreischer and Brian Redband.