Joe Rogan Experience #769 — Bert Kreischer Transcript

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0:00 Hello! you woke up and this happened, but do you really remember last night? Yeah. Except I didn't eat last night. No, I didn't start drinking until after I got off stage and stuff. Yeah. Well, I always think that people would remind me You shouldn't write it off to other people. That's a different animal. You've got to ask guy that's texting me? Like, do you ever get an email from someone and they have like a tagline in their email?

2:53 Dominic Monaghan, Hey, these weird animals. conversations about but I've watched quite a few documentaries on it, that they build underground, And there's a pipe above it that's like an air pipe that they've tunneled up through Oh, yes, I have. Look at that. God damn. damn wow that's so cool i mean how are they all communicating together to figure this out this

5:48 I mean, this is like metal. These ants are like, what the fuck? digging this out Harvester Ant Casting brought to you by, so it's an oh antcaster.com so it's a company that murders ants for you that's crazy nobody gives a fuck if you kill ants And they should. But what I've read is that they're pretty sure that bees are affected by cell phone signals in some sort of a negative way.

8:02 up in um i thought you're gonna say you did it with autistic people. Yeah, we took these autistic fuckers and lied to them. Maybe they had to like unlock locks or something stupid. and so we we had to all leave the set so we all left the set and we went over like by these Like, they had to have a meeting. like you'd there'd be more than one you'd imagine like maybe like 30 dead bees on the ground like

9:58 Alameda, that back road? I was driving I just kept driving. and our neighbor just went in and found this mega colony holy shit. goddamn thing until it was this Those are the bad ones. Quicksand? Yeah. but he was doing this bit i'm in the back It was so interesting to watch these two kids just go like, well, that's sort of part of I'll see you. I'll come over to your house for

13:48 The Silver Yeah. Probably shouldn't tell his story, he gave a star. Yeah. And he called me. Joey's been on a tear lately, hasn't he? No. Oh, now I get it. So this guy's a new guy that made your shirts. I don't know what happened, Like just been? And like, where do you guys want to go? And he was in he was like the worst And he called a third time and I still didn't answer.

17:13 I'm having like flashbacks You call me. You know, because I'm insecure. I'm pretty sure you could just turn off voicemail. Because that, and that, it's interesting because it's helped blossom a part of my personality Well, that's just being considerate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. is this popcorn that's edible marijuana He tried it a couple times, but he wasn't, like, he was a runner, so he didn't do it.

19:21 So I fucking... What kind of a fucking person expects some 69-year-old guy to know what the fuck pot popcorn is? and joey's like you're going with him dog just hand me some and so i ate some my wife's losing Wow. That night, me and my dad sat in my, went to my sister's house, sat outside, had a cigar. but you need to go to it. would that make you feel comfortable?

21:06 I got a full fucking comprehensive overview. My dad loves Joey Diaz because of that moment. And we just had a great conversation Oh, my kids fucking love him. what happened what the fuck is going on but with cap I don't know cap a rule that well. I just know I'm like hey, what's up, man? fucking crazy yeah he he's just he's the real deal like what you see is what you get there's no act there's no

23:37 And then one day, he didn't have it anymore. Inspirational last night like I watched him in the back. I know Joey. I know Joey really well. I mean, but now. He's out there I had a great time, man. And it's just, it was, I mean, I'm'm telling you man i i've told you this we've had Yeah. I didn't realize it. The problem is I couldn't write about what I was doing.

26:24 talk about it on stage. I mean, you're all over the world oh dude i i just now I'm sorry. Yeah. The Irvine Improv's the shit, too. It's a real nice setup, man. The new Irvine Improv's fucking smoking. theaters anymore for uh specials i do theaters if i'm in a place like vegas or if i want to go It would be a lot of shitty movement. He was like, are you fucking serious?

28:42 He does that all day. to talk to you about, but like that one weekend dot dot dot dot dot I'm not saying I stole from Action Bronson. But there's no intros. love doing it but you take months away from stand-up yeah and that's that's just that's just too much for guys funny as you you're on stage he's like last sunday i went hold on I've spent like months off stage yeah and he was like he's like how can

31:16 I don't want to take anything. But when I'm, like, if I take a week off and I just haven't done stand-up and then I get back on stage again, I feel like I've got to get the engine cranking again. tags and stuff i lose like big chunks where i go one day i'm all of a sudden i'm like oh wait I was just doing it because I wanted money. So I like being on the road fucking Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

33:16 So we don't know exactly what's gonna happen with any anyone really excitedly Tennessee? Yeah that's where Scripps is headquartered the fuck is that place like that's pretty cool is it yeah they their old comedy club is right Punchline Atlanta? to be Hicks. That's sad. They're going to open up a new one somewhere else. Fitzsimmons is there this weekend.

35:22 I've done that one too. They're doing the 500 seaters, like the new Irvine Improv is 500 plus seats. I go in, I do radio, I drink, and then do like an 11 a.m. show. He's like, it's fucking insane. They're insane. That's a perfect canary, right? Oh, you are? Yeah. Really? And I've been having beer. Just, man, I... impulse provides it's like how often you go to get a snack you're like wait oh fuck i can't snack like and so it's it's interesting to

38:26 Do you ever say I'm a slow rolling? When we were doing trip flip on the road, the last season, I was going through like a box of wine a night. See if we have any wine, young Jamie. And he goes, two bottles is a lot. But even a bottle of wine by yourself? pack of beer a bottle of wine or a bottle of vodka i go bottle one it's grown up Like maybe you should try like this because people will get upset because it, we all know

41:06 knows exactly what I'm going to tell you. And there's a smaller one Jesus Christ. You're like a pirate. All right, Bert, you need to go to someone. What do you mean bullshit? cardio. In fact, it probably has a positive benefit. bad thing to have lance armstrong said that on your podcast did it yeah that they used to drink doping. Theoretically, it was low-grade doping.

43:12 It's like the opposite. and just kind of walk at a four But that's a lot of wine. Well right now is bad because I'm on the roads would just be But I was like, I didn't drink last night. I do. We love you. like to get liquored up before flights yeah yeah and so those flights to vietnam were pretty tough It's super inexpensive they're gorgeous. They're gorgeous.

46:16 Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. It was $800 a night. It's just all cliffs and mountains. It's a bay. It's not, you're not going, Yeah, was that like, I was like, I wanted to go get these egg sandwiches. And she made... Dude, they're the best. And I had my whole whole crew with me so I was getting them for everyone oh okay what was in them egg And the guy goes, bring someone with you.

48:26 Like two weeks ago, I got in a fight with one guy. yeah yeah i can see that i can see that that's fairly reasonable you know japanese it's a it's a very fascinating culture because Near the Argyle what used to be the Argyle. It's like a drinking club and they were like, hey In my head, I was like, oh, this place doesn't seem as cool anymore. Yeah. Is that what it's called?

50:51 I think you could probably do that. only letting the women in tonight. Or one of those... And then sadly, that was all taken away before I could ever get there. They wanted to have action and they wanted to gamble and they wanted to drink and they wanted to stay together and just be men. And there was all these guys that just didn't want to do it. It's amazing but you could have the same amount of money have a wife that you don't really like being around you know be trapped in some weird job and people think you're a winner you

53:41 You better have some reason. Sometimes I say I open up money, I get a hooker. Hangs out with a bunch of guys and laughs all night. The old guy at the bar was awesome. Do they even exist? I mean, fraternal means... They're wearing a hat like a monkey that's begging for change. It's like Jeff Ross loves it. That was the same thing in a lot of ways. Walking around with a wooden heel and a fucking hard leather of soul like a stupid shoe that you have to wear and you got a

56:55 It slowly starts to chip away at you you still start to slowly become something that you're not really and you don't you don't get That's being a comic. I thought, no one lives in that world that we live in that we're all a little thought to myself, I thought no one lives. No one lives in that world that we live in, that we're all a little fucking toasty.

57:59 Okay. That was one of the things that he was doing while that fucking the whole caparula thing was going on I don't know. What's going on? Forever. She's awesome, man. And he would just be like, like his pacing was off. What I was going to say was, he's really fucking funny. you have a solid 20 minutes new material. has been done before. Airplanes.

1:01:14 fuck kind of job is that that's just weird for people to relate to and that's for you that's Like, who the fuck can you call and they're on a moped in Vietnam? i just literally break to like i fought a bear i got involved with the russian mafia and then I don't need it to murder. I did. never worked and i tried it on stage people go do it and i'm like i'll do it but it's not gonna work

1:03:53 Let's get this hour done. I'm a standup mode, man. Don't let it take over. Do you have good ads in your podcasts? That's very specific. That was trying to guess. I don't know what, I don't know. That's very specific. Yep. because I did a podcast I think he's one of the I'm fucking here. Do it. Do it it so i just tagged it onto one of my trips and i did like i've been

1:06:08 authentic extension is fucking amazing. Oh, now he's bringing the people airport to drive? About an hour and a half. We roll in. That's crazy. And literally off the bat, we start podcasting and just catching up. But he's like, there's a bunch of like trailers around that people can live in. You can buy a house for $35,000? Can't see over it. Well, I bring my camera out to do my vlog

1:08:30 You ever hear anybody say vlog? Other than you. Went to Tombstone, rolled in, and man, it ended. at the end just partying and singing songs and oh so fucking great and yeah so that podcast right now This is my home. Wow. in there that Doug does. Why cold? You think that's hot in there? That house is fucking badass. Whoa. dollars, you're like, holy shit, a million dollars.

1:11:29 The missus and I looked at fucking apartments in New York City at one point in time. bucks for like a sixteen I want a fucking I slow rolled that one. Remember that, Brian? You know. I can't believe you just said that. You know about the elements. word drunk drunk but i didn't know what it meant it's uh this guy who's it's not the daily show Drumpf? I'm Bert.

1:14:45 Who's Trey Songz? Oh. Here you go, someone. And now I'm like, do I ask Dial Doug? He's got an outhouse. Don't tell Shaylee. I was like I can't let this she's like just just don't tell Doug don't tell anyone. I appreciate it. Give me a big hug And then she was like, because he called me on my phone. And I'm like, fuck. So I tell Doug, and so literally he calls me like as my plane lands, and he's like, we're

1:18:01 It's probably just someone in a hall somewhere. I think of bingo hanging out with Doug at shows. Yeah, and it's always we're laughing. We're all laughing. Yeah, so that's my idea of bingo I think of bingo hanging out with Doug at shows yeah and it's always we're laughing we're all laughing yeah so that's my idea of bingo so my idea of eyes it was always like doug's you gotta let doug be d be Doug you know and Doug's always had a problem with

1:19:59 So it was like, ah, ha, ha, you know, throwing her head back laughing. these are the thoughts that I have when I think about her and Doug hanging What is it that brings those downers, man? He has ups and downs all the time You know, everyone has. But sometimes it's just shitty things happen. The thing about but that, you know, but like that's one of the

1:23:05 I knew that they were going through this, just, mean i spent an hour and a half in a car with her more than x we had traffic but it's meds it's We go to an Island. Okay. They're eating healthy. What does that say? No. I have some friends that they started using them and it changed their life. You know, a couple, quite a few. Like it's either you don't need any medication.

1:26:54 So there's people that are under that school of thought. Just do a fucking half an hour before you go. when people like these psych meds aren't helping anybody I think some of them They've always told me I should go on something for anxiety. It's that way for everyone who's trying to do anything creatively. I'm in therapy right now. Really? were safe but and so uh and then it started happening then I started

1:30:12 In Bisbee It might not have even been that many seats. That was a great fucking club, though. Yeah, something happened, man. I like the new spot. It's really cool. I like the new spot. See if I get stand up to look at my hour tell me where I'm being lazy It's like almost like just a little bigger than the belly room. The time I went up to do Ari's storytelling show, I didn't know which one was which.

1:32:53 Jeremiah Jeremiah walk Jeremiah Watkins new material night my brains fucked That convinced me to start getting out in the city. friends you know it's fucking amazing yeah i mean the dude the whatever the big one is that we've was the secret guest there's a few people have you seen Nikki Glaser's new show? I believe he is. She hooked up lie detectors to her friends and then asked them if they wanted to fuck her.

1:34:41 So that's where Amy Schumer got that idea. You can't find it on Hulu. Bill Burr's the reason I watch Conan. I watch Conan on, I've never watched Conan live. Last night, Burr, he is one of my favorite new comics He's really tucked in. some controversial shit fucking like hey we should hang out. go to work. Why don't you guys watch? And I was like, fuck it.

1:37:15 Leanne says, she sees an article on NPR that says, And it's just these new age, I'm going to say Christian, I believe in God, but like Is that what it is? It says this is what dad can do. but the but so we ended up watching it and then bill came over and bill's like and we were at guy's voice. I thought that Stan Hope's calling. See if he notices his fucking phone vibrating in his pocket.

1:40:15 I texted Rogan a picture of you in the funhouse. Chad Shank said he's been watching it since the beginning. It's on speakerphone. You just do it. So we have to pass the phone around for you to hear us. We're too addicted to turn it off. I don't know if Burt talked about that early. Whoa, no gunfight. It'll work out one way or the other. See ya I said I love you to everybody

1:42:57 I laid in bed one night on the road He's a smart dude. I like talking to that guy. I found this out the other day. that I was on, she masturbated because she can make herself come really fast. She's like, where mostly where And I had heard about this end of the podcast. ohio i'll be there the 22nd and the 23rd and it starts again and then it'll stop and then go okay

1:45:12 She didn't get it. it makes me horny though right now we started talking Oh, go to Brian's. I can't believe that Bert Kreischer is doing this against my will if it was up to me Just Oh, my God. I got that from my friend Jimmy Dottilio when we were in high school. like that what a good kid No, just when she's in town. You talk to her, you get a different sort of personality.

1:49:05 1930s yeah that looks gay on paper and dude you're naked I think he's got, I want to say he has birch branches or he's got, it's birch leaves. And he had herpes sores on his mouth. but at like 200 degrees. I walked out of that place feeling clean as fuck. He's got to be strong, probably. I know a little Russian, so I tried to talk to him when I got in there, and they were

1:51:30 keep washing that it felt good though having somebody wash you like because i laid there and You know what I mean? I'll have one of them steak bowls. I completely lost my train of thought as soon as you started laughing. Anyway, I had a massage from a lady in Omaha who was black, And 8 out of 10 people And your dick 8 out of 10 guys That's all I want to do.

1:54:16 guys. If you want to find it, it's but we respect minorities not wanting to be a part, like wanting to have their own thing. because we go, as America, we're oversensitive. own screen and your own video where you and a bunch of families could go in and do your own you need to let whites in they'd just shut it down on them however in korean spas they don't want white women just walking in and just getting

1:56:32 Yeah, it's shameful. You walk in as a white guy. doing here is that natural it exists so often it would be a hard argument to say it isn't natural There's some countries that are fiercely loyal to their country. If you want to have it in this country, you should have it. a bit of their past, a bit of their culture in these areas. Aren't there a bunch of different like cool ethnic little things that people do?

1:59:55 transplants from the north into Florida so like I never was southern my parents from New York and I haven't talked to him in forever, but we used to live next. No, you did 100%. And I was like... So he was with Eddie? I'm looking at it right now. I think we got a little too high before this show. What? Probably should make these people do the work when you're not doing the work.

2:02:30 He's good friends with Anthony Bourdain. It's getting hot in here. And it was interesting. experience would i want that place to ever go away never in a million fucking years i want those That's my job as a comic. No, the right to tell that joke to you. It's kind of interesting. No, I've had one of those hit me in the eye before. Peach. What? He's not right.

2:05:56 Is that who you're thinking of? I'm looking at all the Eddie Wong episodes. It would have to be super old school, like to the point where I don't remember it anymore. Are you dehydrated? Like we were, he's a good guy. It was the dude from Okay, I know what I'm doing tonight. Paces? Was it an Ice House Chronicle? He was on 563. This is horrible podcasting.

2:08:52 Indeed. Only that I could not begin it now, what does this guy think about airplanes? You know you know what i mean you really kind of broaden the spectrum of Oh, Horatio and me have often been confused. Yo, it happens. Bert won't admit it. I'm the opposite of competitive Don't let him lie to you Yeah. He's good at shooting those clay pigeons. Put it on your dog's dick

2:11:37 And it had a stuffed animal Yeah. A female do that. You ever see the female hyenas? Fucking massive. Of all the mammals too but they were, you're getting just clamped down and bit them and they had to fight it off and it couldn't help itself it saw Look at them. That's what's crazy. A female has a pussy boner sometimes. I don't know how the fuck she has sex.

2:15:17 Hyena giving birth on safari. Oh, it just comes out in a sack. Did you see that picture I posted on Instagram the other day? Mating hyenas at the zoo. This is horrific. Esther Koo what just happened you gotta think Since she was a pup No Safari with your children. conservation argument that you could ever make, Like, to me, the only reason why I'd be going over there

2:18:25 ever will i'm never gonna shoot a lion i don't want to shoot anything i don't want to eat i don't apparently they're getting devastated. So since there's... So if they're going to do 200 lions, it'd be... Wait a minute. Brian, do the math real quick. So they missed out on all that money. I just think like- Joe with his daughter doing math and her going-

2:21:18 And in my fucking brain, I was done, dude. for me. Do you remember when they told you If I worked at a register, someone gave you a 20, and $7.50 due back in change. It's so funny. And they're doing a lot of that stuff with mathematics, I don't understand. How do they work, bro? It's true. Do you find that it binds to you longer? You wrap it around the outside?

2:24:22 I put some frozen fruit in there, Before the MCT oil. Is there any anger involved? I agree. Just biting the leg fuck yes, are you upset with social justice warriors Okay. I mean, maybe he did We have to really be careful about and I mean us I mean as humans And especially when it comes to something like stand-up, which requires a certain amount of offensive thinking.

2:28:00 and diversity is the most important thing, and white people liked them. I still like Cat Williams. I love that dude. Okay, I got your back, Kat. Dude, Cat Williams is... Georgia arrest. a full court basketball court a boxing ring two microphones for a rap cypher Oh my goodness. Oh, shit. Do you get that reference? So he says, Fuck your plastic cup, boys. themselves the Plastic Cup Boys. Damn, Daniel. So he says, fuck your

2:31:20 world. I want to be in a fur coat. I'm going to recreate Kevin Hart comedy feud. He might. Oh, dude. And he can't know where we work. and had a rap it's just sensational. He always treated them nice. the like it could be like seven o'clock and it shows at eight like oh let me i gotta eat i gotta Saw that video Dip Set. You know what people love to do?

2:34:52 And you're like, it's not racist at all. Yeah, but I think people lighten the load. that they should make eight different colors call it magic johnson and johnson's stupid joke black oh no i know i know and i just walked in i went hello boys oh my god now you gotta understand my However a black man grabbed me what that brings up in you. And I had no

2:37:11 Just walking into a bar. Like, who is this guy? Oh. I just had a kid and I was sitting up in my I giggled hard as fuck. Like 80 grand a month on those? And he walks in there. And you know, sometimes people are a little drunk and they misinterpret things or they're No, go ahead. like the first six months I was at the comedy M. Night Shyamalama Ding Dong

2:41:06 I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna choke you Shut your mouth. When Harley's ride down the road, you didn't hear that? When did you realize he was dead? The guy was dead? I was like, what the fuck is going on? Oh, we're full. when he finds blood what that fucking means. that in his movies you would wait for the twist. In the reveal. The two best reveals in the movie

2:44:03 he's not limping. You don't understand. Butterfly Effect. Joe, like, if you ever have a time travel person in here, I just want to hang out and just listen. Ronald Mallet? story he became what led him on this path to become like the world specialist in i mean he's like a legit that he learned from that moment on, from the moment of the invention of the time machine to forever in the future,

2:46:53 and as long as there's a power source, and as long as there's a computer grid, as long as there's I wish I hadn't said this. people in America right now, but a time machine gets invented person has the possibility Our time travel consists of a bottle of champagne, a lighter, and a joint, right? So, I'm just saying simple mechanics. Or, three days from now, I can say to Brian,

2:49:25 Stop, Brian, Brian, Brian. Is that what it is? Non-stop. of possibilities. So whatever they invent today, whatever they figure out today, even fly through the air. We invented it without considering the consequences of way more fucking people and way more impact There would be people with fucking wings. and then decides to become the Hulk and then And they can figure out how to manipulate things.

2:53:06 Imagine if they told your grandparents you'll be able to speak to your child on the other side of the coast. What's that ear on that Asian guy? on his forehead what they do is different experiments that people are doing right now that gives me hope and this is interesting but it they kind of grow on your head. There's a bunch of different experiments that people are doing right now.

2:54:06 Right. It definitely could be real. Yeah, I guess you're right. you know, someone who can invent something that cures the black plague So it's not that conspiracies don't exist, whether or not they're real. Dude, I think everything's possible, man. You ready to get your mind blown? Why don't you pee, and Brian and I will have a little chit-chat while you're gone, and

2:56:57 How dare you? which is not interesting enough? make a scale model of his machine, It's like Shark Tank. wand and right hand, palette on your left hand, and immediately it becomes available to your eyes the same way people can pour molten silver into an ant colony and pull out a fucking ant thing. out when it's available and we will purchase out that you can buy it now

3:00:01 at circle vr said he's working with uh maybe I shouldn't even say, but some really cool visual artists that are making some really, really awesome things. however he wanted to and we're talking right now and most of the people are just listening to this 100%. I think about that a lot. Why do you say that? And I don't know if... I'm not the guy that maybe belongs rolling the dice and going, let's see what happens.

3:02:28 Not Brian Williams. You were in Iraq. I want them to have a great life. so people could throw on goggles, smoke a joint, watch a show like they were sitting in their room? We're about how many years away, Jamie? podcast video where it feels gonna happen there's no way around it did you guys watch the oscars and see like all the samsung And I put that on, man.

3:04:46 just like the cell phone one is like real simple because you just use your existing cell phone a seamless reality all resolution is a big one because it would establish what the frames per second It's only making toast. So you'd be going down a dark dungeon. this little chick character because the chick character is really difficult to hit because What it looks like when they turn off all the textures.

3:07:35 where he just saw numbers? game and a lot of guys like i said played as a girl because it was small you you don't get to And some people like it because it makes it real simple. about Video games without thinking about the way Duncan looked at him when he was addicted to them of Tildor, or whatever. I was addicted to video games. is figure out some sort of a bodysuit that you wear

3:10:22 You're gonna be one of the Avengers you're gonna live on the you're going to get your dick sucked anytime you snap your finger twice They'll all of a sudden, 40 years from now, they'll be like, you know what? When I crack those eggs open and I go, man, I never ate scrambled eggs in my life until I got chickens. I'm thinking about getting a hand job.

3:11:59 The people hooked up to the Matrix, they wouldn't be able to jerk you off correctly. And then after they're done, they have to rest for days. That's not that far away. But then you've got people going, let's go camping. and sticking in some sort of a USB port to go, why are you camping? Take the operation. so I can throw on the goggles That would be badass.

3:14:58 Because if you lived your life without it Guys like Duncan and remember Rob, the dude from the comic store we've talked about often who was addicted to EverQuest? as long as it's got an internet connection That's going to be real. to the left and to the right where you're going to feel pebbles under your feet. You're going to feel sand. They're going to be able to create a real world where you're going to feel pebbles under your feet.

3:17:23 This is banging on coconuts. Can we do it without the dots tonight? That's all I'm saying. Let me get a- And when that becomes something that, We could do something back in there. So will you be on the first podcast we do from there? You gotta always realize I come at this Man, when I'm on the road, I like to get lost. throw on some goggles and then just be with you

3:20:09 Narcos. Imagine if I could just go, you know what, honey? Hey, hey. do VR? It just doesn't work for a network It's just what we're going to be interactive movies. I think what they're and then he gets killed. There's all these specific Yeah, and you can... All that stuff's going to be possible. that's the fucking future man it might not happen while we're alive i think It's going to happen. That's the fucking future, man. It might not happen while we're alive.

3:23:24 Have you been on those rides where they have like 68 different endings or different stories that play out. I've been on those. I haven't been ride, you smell baby powder. It's just, it's literally And then you can explain, yeah, nothing is actually happening. I guess that's the premise of the show also, but man, I am falling fucking apart. massive. Does he have

3:25:14 There's certain things that people draw Four days? It's so funny how baseball is weird, too, but it's normal. Soccer never took hold. It totally was. That's a myth, bro. That's like That's true I can fake wrap it. Let's not wrapping it. I hit a moment where I was like, whoa, you're way too high, son. more than I've ever seen you had a joint it's pretty strong pretty strong stuff

3:27:51 It looks like a pig, but it's actually like a cousin of a pig. They get on the side of them, and they just fucking all run at them and tear them apart. That's how big that javelina. Javelin has come to a predator call the way you wish all animals came to a predator call. They're not cautious at all. seven miles away from Mexico. But I highly recommend episode two, Man on the Buffalo.

3:30:41 Yeah, Guy on a Buffalo, episode two. Buffaloes are the most unpredictable animals. I think this is a joke, Brian. Joe, listen to the lyrics. Oh, fuck yeah. That guy just died, right? And then a wolf attacks the buffalo. Do you think so? Yeah, of course. Oh. He's talking about that movie. So, I told her on Ari's This Is Not Happening story, and i fought a lot of animals i i look at that and i just go how do you not have this in your

3:33:52 For tickets, go to It's a great podcast between the two of you guys. Can I promote a show? I want to see him do stand-up. Joe, I love you. Joey Diaz, Tony Hinchcliffe, and me will be at the Cod Theater. See you later, folks!