Joe Rogan Experience #771 — Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 It's just a perfect situation. Yeah. Uh-huh, and people starting getting sick of it though, so we should probably pull back Overload. Don't worry about that. You know, this is the thing that it's even remotely controversial that we would have a gay following. Oh, man. The last guy was BJ. That's the exception. It makes a big difference. Just five pounds

3:09 Him and Marcelo, Jean-Jacques, they're all up there. No one's trying to go, this year I'm going to try the weight category above me. No, it wasn't even light heavyweight, bro. That's an out-of-shape Machida. His first UFC fight. Look what BJ did. But, you know, he felt like he could fucking knock anybody out. I thought we were live. It looks like Conor's.

6:09 It was the second. I told you. I go, who got choked? And he goes, bye. forward it so we thought it was That's better. you know that's how it went down I was too. I never screamed so loud and goes, You know what I mean? he put that motherfucker in a champion rodeo fucking rider all his balance is all beautiful and then when he took his back His ground game is tight as fuck.

9:49 by my purple belt sometimes Conor's jiu-jitsu sucks. Doesn't mean I suck. It's real simple. But when Travis hit me, he's like, I didn't know what I was doing. You know what I'm saying? You got to hurt. at 170. So he did have two fights at 170, but he's a 155-er. But he's a big 155-er. He's big shrink that up so you can see the two of those together can we do that look at look at the

12:50 You know what I mean? and I think he could make a lot of epic fights at 155. Perfect. Ever. You know what I mean? I bet you're right. But I'm interested to see how he handles the physicality of dos anjos who's a lot more probably, dude, he's Conor won the verbal battles. The first couple press conferences, He just went gangster on him every time. Well, do you know that

15:39 You've seen her fight, right? She's nasty. She's ferocious. Dana White. She's good. Was she trying to take her down? No, Jessica Panay. you're dana white what do you do with uh misha dude blow her up she's huge that fight was She fought so smart. Was there a minute left? Nothing really had happened that was big and significant. Was dominating her? She works her takedown defense.

18:49 These are confusing. Misha's blue. Right, that makes sense. Yeah, so if she would have won that round She used that sidekick a lot. And that's when I was like, wow. But then, you know what, man? I would have given it She never knocked back a little bit, Yeah, that comeback, last second. That's like a grand slam in into one of the greatest fights ever. Amazing. Yeah, that comeback, that last second,

21:39 and she hangs on. or something, and they have that voice talking about, you know, There was a lot of shit The scramble was just so epic. Oh, my God. And then when Holly went to sleep, it was like she didn't even tap. She didn't want to tap. It's the same. There was a lot less action overall. It was because of that that made the end so good. It works really good. Okay, now Holly's trying this. That's working. M see she's trying things they're not working she tries this it works really good okay now holly's trying this that's working misha's trying that that's not

24:48 Yeah. Like, one of you ever... Misha Tate's never raised her voice at anybody. She's super nice, too. Wow. She just wants to get back in and get it back. I'm like, whoa. She really needs that. quite a few throughout the years champions that didn't really want to work on their jiu-jitsu the right way. i mean that that's the spot we already we haven't really seen her on her back we haven't seen her

27:58 She's not that hard to take down after all. Misha was super crafty. for her the best thing is a ronda. So if you fight that way against her, that's the kind of fight that happens. he just butchered him but if guys hung back sometimes the fight was boring right like um He knocked him out down knocked him down Tito can take a shot It's probably what's gonna happen next according to what I've led on the internets

31:02 I would imagine if I was her, I'd want to avenge the loss. And then you have her approach. Like getting in Holly's face at the weigh-in, and she just catches her with that head kick. It's one of the most So what I think about Holly is Who knows? you know, I'm sorry if it hurts anybody's feelings. She's totally into it. She has a crazy work ethic. and he has a difficult time keeping guys from taking him down so just you know he's guys are

34:22 But Bahar Dezada, man, my God, that guy hits hard. He was at Greg Jackson's camp for this. But he's been out for like 800 days he had like some serious injuries man like both of the labrums it's three years almost And if someone who had a really good triangle, like Nate, kid could be a fucking force it's just got to really polish up that ground game and especially

36:34 back or you're on top you have at least with you on top you better have finishing power maybe you When I'm going to roll with Jeremiah Jeremiah I almost rather have them mounting me I go right to the mount But I don't have the greatest posture in the world. I'm too old to force my way through anything. If I'm tired and I take a round It's pretty crazy now

38:33 same rate you'll hurt your knee we do leg locks all the goddamn time that's so When we were brought up in jiu-jitsu, He's wearing jeans and shit. worst guard ever, as a quarter guard. I mean, it doesn't get any worse than that. Anything and it was mayhem and shit. But I did wrestle a Brazilian And I'll never forget, Johnny Machado comes running like slow motion and he slides

41:20 it was dirty. Isn't that crazy? It was dirty back And I think we're the same age. And he goes, listen, check this out, man. But it was totally legal. I thought they were legal and maybe it was illegal. you can do heel hooks at purple belt and above. White belt and blue belt't do heel hooks. Gracie Nationals and Gracie Worlds, you can do heel hooks at purple belt and above.

43:28 the arm at the same rate we do heel hooks all the time no one's getting every now and then someone I pretty much know where they're coming from. when everything when it's submission only when there's not all these stupid rules when they just Their first experience is a points tournament where there's 12 matches going on at the same time. Jean-Jacques thinks it's boring.

45:39 What is it, 10 minutes? I was like, hmm, all right, I don't know. somebody like, whoa, that was amazing. get it. The other guy winds up on top. They reverse positions and you run out of time. You get really good at it, you know what? tool, like getting good at I want to make it clear. Why can't we see? none of these shows are making any money. different than a crowd that just comes out to see like a ufc even because a lot of people in the

49:19 knows. Yeah. So there's a beauty to that. But let me explain what you do because we didn't finish it. If the guy finishes, you move on to another another round and the other guy tries to do it if he can't finish him They go into overtime. That's going to determine overall not know anything about submitting, not the best wrestling. You get out of, like if we were going at it,

51:35 But it could end in that first round. So what it does is it opens up a submission for the guy because the guy has to escape. And then the new one, the next one, the absolute one, I'm sorry, dude. What are you doing? I don't know. It's amazing. I was trying to come up with an idea to, like, give it to another promoter to do it. you you run the show as an executive producer let me

54:31 Working at the UFC. That's that's that's what I remember for sure. Yeah, there was definitely some he's a kid's awesome man, and he's trained a lot now, too, right? last time you saw together i mean you watch the combination of punching kicking and you're seeing a lot more guys go for Skelly, I think. There was a couple times where he's going for Elkins legs, but Elkins just ground and pound

57:10 It's strange seeing Ryan Hall in there. really working on getting that in order. and only getting better. people kind of knew Dean Lister went down to Henzo's for a couple weeks, and he's adding a lot of shit that's it all on to gary tonin and gary tonin already had that might be a little bit more advanced than him with leg locks. Yeah. There's two kind of games now, man.

1:00:11 Lucas Lepre, he went against Gary Tonin, he avoided all the shit, smashed He knew the game was like, we got to stay away from that shit. And in the sub only world, submission only community, legs are the strongest muscles in the body right the legs are attached to the longest limbs you Yeah. they're like, nope, I don't know those. Let's work this through.

1:03:16 He's been preaching leg locks, and he's very good at leg locks. I mean, that's a shitty answer Y-U-R-I These are like high-level dudes, man. if you like fights, man, this is the one. Does it say? He's a bad motherfucker. so people would get addicted to it. They want five at least. That's amazing. So cool. He just fucking- Yeah, exactly. And he keeps getting better and better.

1:06:46 He's really good, too. of them and wear them up, but now he's really good Yeah, it's gonna be nuts. Crazy shit. Now they think they might have actually found this planet. Is that for real? Oh, yeah, I don't even pay attention I think even Neil deGrasse Tyson has addressed it. we used to do bong hits we used to be slaves I'm like oh my god I are you talking about? Because why do you think we like gold so much? We used to be slaves.

1:08:59 That's the one thing we all agree on. I said, hey, I'm Gina's friend. Sitchin or Zachariah Sitchin. the reason why they declassified Pluto, All right, whatever. 10,000 years ago. Do you remember this? I think the far right one that you... The one down below, above planet X, that's Pluto? What is it? You and I were at a bar once. that showed that there was a new planet.

1:12:19 large massive object out there another planet what. What if they're like, there's nothing there. They've identified hundreds of planets now, This Kuiper belt there's a bunch of little tiny objects out there that are like Pluto size smaller than Pluto something that has a lot of gravity, man. Everybody laughs at it. Your credit cards, and it's a bunch of fucking people

1:15:29 We know where this is going. Anyway, just grab them shoot some fucking No. again but what if i remember you called me up once man dude you called me up once, man Dude, you called me up once It was a hilarious conversation Zachariah Sitchin went mainstream. But fuck, those first ones were awesome, man. It's just too, it's like, could be. they used to make like these little model aircrafts with like a rudder.

1:18:14 There's not one thing you can point to. The Disclosure Project, Well, ball lightning apparently moves like some alien spacecraft. but I've seen videos on it. with just people seeing shit. I think that's why it's on. Like, how come we won't believe the Bible, but we believe the Sumerian text? think of it as would we do do it? Would we do it? We're probably doing some weird ass shit on this planet that we don't know about.

1:21:13 like genetic experiments on human embryos. Just raise hitmen. If they can do this genetic engineering but you could do something so the brain develops and we're fucking flying around Take that monkey, and everyone's seen those videos of monkeys with sticks, Yeah, I mean what happens then when when they learn how to use it as a weapon on each other and shit

1:23:08 our lifetime you know that's that could be possible have you ever seen snopes this i want I'll get to that tomorrow. I just never get to it. although the ape didn't sufficiently That orangutan is sticking a long stick into the water. They're probably learning from watching fishermen and shit. when you look at a fish, say if you look down how to shoot under. And the orangutan

1:25:16 An orangutan by himself with a pole. I mean that's Not only does she believe, she's certain. When you listen to it, she's way smarter than me, And this is what she says. How long is this video? Pretty much. Did you always have this belief that they existed? She didn't see it. It's not a, like, when I was on a sci-fi show, we tested some stuff. We tested hair.

1:28:39 But he's a geneticist. Smell it. They can't agree The guy that found the shit? Public school teacher. Just flopping out of there, this giant asshole. Yeah. I'm one-eighth Native American. And most of them do. oh fuck I'd be like oh shit But at the end of the day It's interdimensional bro He's super intelligent. friendships with Sasquatches like they move into the woods and they stay there for months at a time and then they

1:32:32 It's the Natural History Museum in London. You just made that up. We had to analyze this on the show. and this is what they recorded. What they're saying so far is that humans can do it. at altered speeds. Does anything look more like a man in a monkey suit Could you imagine? it on your instagram you might have yeah it's ridiculous that's insane that's crazy weirdest

1:36:13 Dude, the story's there. fucking destructor teeth. Oh my god. What a just spectacular animal. Oh, I don't know. How do you think you would how do you dump them in the tank? do that you can't force it to fight I think it's like forcing a person to fight. Or drop him in there with a wild dog or something crazy? A great whale would never have a shot. Probably the great white would bite right through it, right, if it was a baby.

1:39:38 the killer whale was swimming around That's what it shows at the end, yeah. This is the dead shark at the end. You got that whole thing happening. They're like a person almost. They eat them. Remember, what show was it with them? Let me make sure I'm correct about them eating them. I know they fucked sharks up. They do. They fuck dolphins up, too. What was that, chips?

1:41:15 Dude, I'm telling you. Great whites kill dolphins. Okay, I knew they killed whales. I'm tired. If they fuck up. a dorsal fin or something and they can swim through the ice. They rely on whales that they kill. whales. But now the killer whales are killing the whales they kill. Isn't that nuts? They rely on whales What keeps them out there? doesn't grow out there.

1:43:09 Like, Anchorage is badass. It's fucking great, man man is it like Vancouver like a colder Vancouver where it's only dark out for like an hour in the summer it's weird you go outside of like four o'clock in We went salmon fishing while we were up there. They probably avoid people. Big cats. If you're looking up and seeing an eagle fly off with your kid.

1:45:38 okay that could be that could be real or not real you know it's so good some photos don't mean shit you have photo evidence really you really do well i when is it going to be how long is going to be before we i guess it's They green screen in the Iraq war Yeah, That's so funny. They're trying to put together... Which one was that? Even retards say, you can't believe Fox News.

1:47:51 Is that what he said? It's like, I don't know, man. That's 100% real. No, no, this is true. Well, then it happened before. How come it can happen again? how it felt to be dosed with acid. lights on the Christmas tree in the corner this guy is not the guy But it's really interesting because what had happened was they were doing these studies on soldiers

1:50:30 Yeah. Not everybody, but there's a lot of corruption. No one's accountable. So slowly but surely, everybody's forced to be natural They cheated like a motherfucker. of something like, you know, the new understanding of how to test people and something like the UFC able to do it so easily I think there's always gonna be money to be made there's I don't know too much about the BP oil spill.

1:53:44 Yeah, and there was an explosion. It exploded was exploded killed a lot of animals and ruined a the way he does. Never. No one even close. Everything he does is a big story. He says They're bored. But Guantanamo Bay is still open. What is this world? And then all of a sudden this guy comes along telling you how big his dick is. You know, and the Mexican president calls me up and says, who's going to pay for that

1:56:08 Yeah, he told the guy the wall just got 10 feet higher. we will never, ever 10 feet higher. Look at you. all been a strange comedy. and it looks so foolish. and insulting his hair what you're gonna get is who's the best at like giving you a soundbite under pressure you're not going to get You let them talk for a long period of time. Tell me what the fuck you can do.

1:59:43 This is so stupid. This he's the Trump is the guy that stands out is at least he's a rich guy that doesn't give a fuck. as like if it's all a pr campaign and he just gets in there and he says ladies and gentlemen look i If he said, look, I had to insult these dummies in order to I don't know opinion i don't He donates money to politicians. we all agree

2:02:54 and they vote for one person that that's kind of crazy right Because he's the only guy who's got his own money like that from the Republican side. He's the only guy. And in the Democrat side, Hillary's got a shitload of money, Right, on paper. Oh, yeah, yeah And all the stuff that That's not a conspiracy theory. They flaunt it now. They ran all their stuff through Arkansas they needed the governor

2:05:20 governor just like that dude I wouldn't have gone into it if it wasn't for you. That's why I did it. It's not. fuck. families the same secret society and it goes back well it's most of it most of it started with john He got into everything. that all what you don't know is, you know, alcohol prohibition was also because of John Rockefeller. It was a threat to gasoline? Yes, alcohol alcohol because they thought people were going to make like ethanol no no no they he just wanted to ban

2:08:26 They outlawed alcohol. Dude, he killed everything. Devil Bill? Look at this. enthusiastically states, Lock. This is nuts, man. anything any vegetable that ferments you can use as fuel it's really simple anything do you know Isn't it the same thing? That's crazy. oil conquered the world on YouTube I'm scared yeah you you you actually know Universities did he wanted to take over the world? He wasn't just trying to sell gas He's trying to take over the world our education system is all based on Rockefeller Foundation

2:12:34 No, you just opened up a new rabbit hole. they just take over and they design they design history John do you reckon Oh, my God. Yeah. Man. If you're a conspiracy theorist, most people don't go beyond JFK. think about how old he is, his grandfather ran with Rockefeller. People say... I don't want to ignore Tower 7, We totally did. it was the greatest two fights ever in ufc history i think that was the greatest ufc ever that was

2:15:54 the loss. Right after the loss he handled I want to see that