Joe Rogan Experience #777 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 Are we live? Of course. that someone can manipulate. Like a seven-year-old goes on Twitter, it's going to see racist shit. and these fucking kids like they they're not being prepared for this they're just being thrown into were transgender rights when we were kids it wasn't there was nothing we were allowed to like was a man who was not a very good tennis

3:19 How does that work? should have they should have transgender i mean and transgenders are like well we want to be It's true, but one of them is Serena or their sister. I have friends that are girls that take testosterone. She knew what the fuck was going on. They have rules. He's like, well, I'm at the UFC. where you are Yeah, but you think She locks herself

6:39 He might have been scary looking. You're talking about millions of dollars to be someone like a Serena Williams. He did it because everybody else was doing it. Yeah, because you don't know who's on what and who's doing what. And this is what he said. That video is one of the funniest videos. To him, it's gay. I mean, I think that guy helped the UFC.

8:51 that's gay porn with a different ending. did not make me necessarily comfortable, but again, kind of agnostic. So what happened? Especially when you're talking about something that's been already And Nate Diaz money now too. Who knows? his hands. He's real good at shoulder guys on the chin. Like what he did Nate wouldn't have got submitted by that same guy. I highly, highly, highly doubt it.

12:26 But a guy like Conor, if you've been tapped before by joe duffy just a couple years ago with an arm triangle you got jump. He might knock him out. I mean, Conor Cash money, baby! That's what I thought. People realized it when he was calling out Conor in the octagon, and everybody was cheering. Nate Diaz is a fuck. like i think nick might be all vegan i think dick still eats like fish but i know nate eats fish

14:52 They're making fucking boatloads of cash. Or is it- That's so cool. They had like a cat design. I don't know. Like I could wear like, Like that was what the game did. They can't stop doing it. There's a video of him beating some guy up, and I'm like, oh, dude, we need to work on some stuff with you. He had two onon-ones, here. And it was a straight punch.

18:12 gets in his face yeah see this version it looks like he's just fighting with a He's calling little boy. Little boy. Why was he playing soccer with some kids? It looked like there was definitely some confrontation going on, I mean, he squeezed that guy out. And he he wasn't a he's just a normal guy he he's got the sleeper! Guys You can't do that anymore in high school, can you?

20:58 that they made that illegal when i was in high school at least and so like if you wanted to pin too because his brother was built like that too but there's like some strength that those type and Matt's using his head as a head and arm choke. He's just in a different position. So like he's in the north-south position from a So he would be different, like he would be mounting him, where his body would be on top of his body instead of like in a north-south position.

23:24 because he ripped a guy's I want to say he was from Iran made it look like he was gay and he's doing coke He gets the Kimura. They would take you to a javelin contest. For one of those, like that Vive thing I showed you but it's a 360 camera, so you could just put it right here, you the angles and stuff. have virtual balls but the problem is you wouldn't feel the ball like the whole idea of pool like

26:19 and they feel it in a big way. So that's, I don't know if that would work. Video game version of you on UFC 2 is so creepy awesome that I love it. It's one of the easiest things. It's so cool. And you have to go through a series of poses. It looks pretty real. they did it's creepy the life experience it's getting better and better they're getting so

29:34 little funky but everything else man they still did it with a bald guy and uh fuck dude it's So they show the video. Like blurry shit? well i'll show you the video right everyone's gonna be like get out of here with your fucking of the other person's face, and they map out where his mouth is It's nuts. It's old school. You know what else went viral?

33:00 I guarantee that happened. Yeah. That's why people stay like the people that have left they fucking go after you man And they film these people and they don't understand how creepy that is to us watching that. And you have them like that guy's niece or something like that a david miskovich guy like you can't, someone can't complain about what you're doing.

35:30 You just, before the internet, you just had to have like a bunch of successful people that were part of a group that were really friendly. You can get that now so it's harder to get people to join now with something like totally wacky And people are saying that this is some sort of a cult. aimed at helping them realize their true potential. Maybe he was a way less level creeper.

37:52 does he go any further than that? Nope, nope. He just Give me another. Yes. Look at it. Hijab? Yep. Oh, come on, man. It's just Bishop. Pull it up so you can see the photo. He's got one of those. So that's like they let the other turkey know, bitch, I've been around. Because there was a girl at South by Southwest who was a fencer. like the religions made up okay so any clothing that you wear any like fanatical garb that you

41:31 There's a reason why you have an ID in the first place. don't allow you to show your head? shit right in their mouth, and you can make the sign I'm really low level right now. A fish mouth. And that's why Pirate as fuck The black Supposedly going out of business now. Everything is theater Unless it's a fake dick. Oh, my God, look how big of a dick it is mean I've done seems connect. Well. That's you though

45:28 Could be. Like the long snake ones. Somebody had that expression for it. Come on, son. like what's that supposed to mean this dick will make you restructure your day I don't know. That's what it's being used for that we get on a daily basis is like You know? those nine times a few of them were like the hindenburg a few of them were like he just wanted

49:17 like everything else in this world. They play on TV. If you're outside looking on the outside in at bowling, you're like, It's silly and gay and he's got jokes thrown in there like his fucking delivery is pretty goddamn smooth. It's pretty funny Like, they'll do that to disarm the situation. So Eddie tried it, and it just was too much time. That's right around when he was trying it out.

51:41 Or, you know, it's like his classes are hilarious. New documentary, bro. and we talked about this before, what they do in Abu Dhabi Is it to reflect it? than what these people are claiming is in these chemtrails. He had evidence. And when this guy showed me his paperwork, he's like, I'll show you the tests. He hands me this It's moisture. They absolutely know that you can do that.

55:53 Oh my god, we drove from the rainy part into the fucking dry part. There's a lot of false flags. but as soon as you start believing something That's what they should be worried about. Do you know what how what a big deal would be if we really found out the government was spraying stuff in the sky? You know, we're going to find out the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center were crop dusting at the time or doing chemtrails or something.

58:15 There's people, their brains are broken, man, I think right now we're looking at some normal shit that they're showing us in YouTube ads, I think the highest levels the people that are working on it at the highest level where you have to go to their office and sign non-disclosures and shit like that. When you do motion capture for a video game or any of those things, they make you sign

59:56 So if we could go Those fucking movies like Jurassic Park, the new Jurassic Park, which was insane. So like whatever it is, two years ago, let's say two years ago. here so you can like put your face all the way up to your hand and see the stitches in the gloves well it looks it looks i saw a little more of an explanation on it but uh like he showed one he's still in the corner of this building

1:01:52 But hey, we're talking about No, no, no, he's not gonna- oh my god, he's gonna jump? Where's he jumping? He's jumping from here? Come on. while he's up there, folks. Look how sweaty my hands are. It's so hard. Yeah, no, it's just like Alex Honnold. I know what Alex does is pretty nutty, too. Which I don't understand. going to be able to do it? Well, one day he's going to fall. Like what are you hexing him,

1:05:01 He knows he's got a path. why do they think it's bad that he might die doing it? wearing sunglasses, scrolling through her Facebook. putting everyone around her in danger she's barely paying attention and she's so this bitch is like barely paying attention to what the fuck she's doing. Do you believe that? With five different women Perfect. This might be it.

1:08:03 Can you imagine? dick game strong? He set up this thing where he had Hillary come on and he told her about mansplaining. Definitely. What is today? He's great. like fake dickheadedly. You're not feeling the burn? they go rah rah they get all fucking rah rah about that kind of shit that's the worst aspects of our They're sneaking into America because they got a shitty roll of the dice and they got

1:11:28 If you want to keep America great that are great, I mean, the whole thing. Hilarious. That was dumb. You know, that part disturbs He's not really going to run for president. I think we bounce back hard the other way. of super positive qualities. He just doesn't want to be a part of that bullshit two-party system. to fix it and correct it and change the system, whether it's taxes, whether it's the economy,

1:14:53 all the time i mean you might be able to be like a really good finance guy and also have a mean That's probably the best move. you just look over and be like okay or you could just push a button and just reply how about just know I didn't Dan Carlin why am I saying Dan Patrick Jesus Christ because I was I listen to Bill Burr's on occasion. I don't fuck with the phone. Yeah? Nope.

1:17:14 and someone dies, some fucking kid dies, some old lady dies or something, you'll never forgive down, looking up. That's a lot of fucking space you're covering, and you're not even looking at the road. I thought those Fitbits were the shit. I got some of those Beats headphones Yeah, and I think the Fitbit did awesome. I really like them, except you can't sweat too much in them.

1:19:36 enough but you know it's i don't want to blow my fucking ears out i listened to music in the gym they made these waterproof because now you can turn them in and you can exchange them when you want to get a new one. Those are dope, man. That's an Android phone. Which doesn't make any sense, because aren't there as many It's still, as far as Android goes, it's still like a company will make a phone for like Samsung or Sony or just 10 different companies that can make an Android phone.

1:21:54 And then there's another problem. I find that to be fascinating. It seems like somebody like T-Mobile would be like, nah, we don't want you to do that. I mean, I've never heard. It's how T-Mobile is, pretty much. for throttling streaming or something? But Verizon and AT&T made a huge deal about it, blah, blah, blah. It seems like an intelligent move to make sure that your stream doesn't get interrupted

1:25:03 It is. So I click on the link. I put it on the TV, my jaw was open i was like i couldn't i can't believe do you have the new one yet i love it Oliver, my cat is such a whore. That's what my cat's like. I didn't mean to. Yeah, it's their phone, and then you pay them for one plan, It's always $10 per gigabyte. I'm around three, three and a half, maybe.

1:28:02 Like, what's your bandwidth? Unlimited. That's so smart. Well, that's without the $20. That doesn't make any sense. What's Brian's? That's normal. That is a sweet phone. Have you seen Nexus 6? I've seen good comparisons He's really good at his breakdowns. So it would be cool to see This is a comparison. And when I scroll over here, it shows you the iPhone version.

1:31:06 Front-facing camera. They both have low light. This should be Samsung. struggled, but the this one, though. Right, but that doesn't have as good a camera as the S7 Edge. No, no, the new iPhone SE has a worse camera. that looks better iphone below samsung one looks better but here's the problem the angle's slightly They should go way out of their way

1:34:00 Yeah, it seems like it. They should have like a double selfie stick that faces forward and they press both of them at the exact same time and the exact same level. so you get a little slightly different angle Well, that's, like I said, my friend sending me that video, and I watched it on my TV in seconds. Oh, okay. I've never used that. Apple TV is the shit.

1:35:52 And a lot of times, like, Apple is just way better when it comes to that, in my opinion. TV. One clicking is so big. Do you want this? Get over here. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. They're causing millions of dollars worth of plumbing problems all over the world. You're so lucky. You can get it online. That's so great. When's UFC going back to Japan?

1:38:38 John Jones, Daniel Cormier rematch. these robots, fish and And it's also really cool to see how other fish attacked like the turtle and stuff like Dolphin life is a ball. Don't worry, y'all. Well, That's just not true. Those are like people. is they were trying to talk dolphins No. And one of the methods that he came up with, he set up a sensory deprivation tank next to a dolphin tank. And he would take acid and climb in the sensory deprivation tank, jacked up on acid,

1:42:39 living room and these dolphins swam around or this dolphin swam around in this water with her. Just like that guy that got caught last week. There's nothing wrong with that. But that shut down all the research. was just out there on the furthest fringes and now just to this day people are still trying to But the Radiolab podcast is really interesting

1:45:30 daily basis. Like we draw the line there because we're ashamed of sex we're Is there really like John Lilly That's the one I wound up giving away online. Although we have talked to, there's another company in Austin. doing in Austin is, uh, Kevin is his name, Zero Gravity. Uh, Kevin is doing it with, um, he's But his tanks, they're right up there with the Float Lab tanks.

1:48:21 Because occasionally you'd get like a hole in it. Why do you want to stand in it? different speeds i can have a little bit of air a lot of air or just blows like full blast or you You haven't done the... I just haven't gotten down to their place. It's supposed to be incredible. It was great. I was just playing a mind game with myself. So you're just like, all right.

1:51:09 sit, stand there. But no more than three, right? kind of... No, your legs Sick balls? Like, just side to side, sidestepping. It's not hard to open. Wow. That shit's no joke. You could open it. It's not hard, man. It's super easy to open. Like I had way more energy than I usually do on a given day. where you're you know we have soreness and inflammation and apparently for people that

1:54:19 they're starting to have for cryotherapy for everyone to have an ice bath. But when you get that ice bath, I think that sucks from the jump. I should probably have a good workout, like lift some weights or something, I never heard about people saying they felt good when they got out of the ice bath. off out of that information with no notes she's like one of the few people that i've ever met

1:56:49 Your questions are valid. Was that physicist dude? I think they're string theory. Yeah. when they started drawing on those yellow legal pads and they sit in a park and do it, and I watched Brian Cox Is that real? Like, the language of that complex, those equations, You wear a sock hat like who cares? happened i have a feeling that's not what happened.

2:01:21 that's available at universities at the highest level. Like it's self-correcting, you know, it's it becomes a problem if someone's resisting it because they don't want to appear I've seen it with like 14,000 plus years ago. he's so passionate about Egypt and he's so passionate about the architecture and showing like how much complexity when they're looking at Egypt,

2:04:00 that are separated Like, the face of the pharaoh is apparently an African face, yeah, that lion that's been Some of it is these fissure marks in these canyon walls So good. At the very earliest, or the very most recent, 2500 BC. capable people, the people that have figured out how to allow us to manipulate matter and exchange I mean, it's like we're not ready for this level of power.

2:08:00 What is his? Bernie, man. Bernie all the way. Like, you know, when he was asking Hillary to give a transcript of the speeches that she gave Do you see Larry David play him, Bernie? that said that he had missed. sick or i didn't know him i only met him once he's very nice and i met him i met him at the 66? and people that, like, movie people that like movie stars like of

2:11:22 is the shit dude those smoky and the bandit, he was like the ultimate having a great time guy. They were great movies, man. Him and Boogie Nights. Just great sense of humor and always smiling. He's a badass. Is that what it is? Gas Monkey Garage? find it jamie just pull it up and you know so these guys they showed up at bert's place and when he comes out man you see

2:12:55 He's hurting, man. Just wounded and injured, you know, I mean his whole body's just I One of those happens. Yeah. Shouldn't have outed him, man. If he dyed it all red. He had to leave the show for a while. Like, I get this notification, like, you might be having a blood clot in your left leg. I had it for a whole, it might've been more than a week.

2:15:33 I mean, I just got done hacking up goobers for like a week. And let your body rehabilitate. I just underestimated it. Like, it came back where I threw up, like the flu. Oh, how dare you call them that? I don't know how much of it is medically proven fact, I mean, if it's true, I would feel the same way. It's my last night, girl. Or somebody that's into steroids.

2:18:13 I guess you're right. I would like to see. you seen the pictures of zach efron going around right now we've been talking about it all day Like, you know, you've seen that video of me from that VH1 Fashion Awards thing. And I had quite a bit of muscle like he just doesn't look that muscular but I just look back 2010 and he's been ripped since then so he's

2:21:14 Or you see these guys who are taking it that are 60 years old that are fucking shredded. However, there is a gigantic difference between the man on the left and the man on the right. Is he 44? 43. These are chemical components of our body that we can manipulate. stops working good i mean that's the alternative i mean everybody wants it's like there's a pride

2:23:46 what are the benefits of augmenting it with some sort of a synthetic hormone, all your bullshit that you eat and alcohol, just that alone. If you can minimize alcohol and lower You talk about sugar too much. A lot of people have thyroid issues, they might not even know How would you find a good doctor that does this besides like maybe just question ask your back page good question you know it's funny you because you don't want to quack you know you don't

2:25:51 What are you doing? What are you doing over there, dude? and they were powerlifting. I'm talking Like those people didn't exist. There was no 60-year-old deadlifters 20 years ago. Well, there's a big difference between a person who's not doing it. Every one of these guys is over 60. That looks like Jay Leno or something. Over 60. And they're in their 60s.

2:28:15 But that guy right there with the red shorts on the far left, That old guy's got a flabby ass. Maybe he had it first. let's wrap this up shut this bitch off it had to be you Okay You have a seven on your hat? Beautiful. I mean, Zany's in Nashville? Yeah, Zany's. We're going to be in Nashville soon. Vancouver next month. What are you doing? Wise Guys? Zanies? Yeah, Zanies.

2:30:21 Young Jamie on the ball. Yeah. Killing it. Yeah, I did. Full force.