Joe Rogan Experience #77710 — Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:39 Fanny packs make sense though. Some Game of Thrones shit. I get more compliments on these shoes than any shoe I've ever had. I saw J-Lo. Cosign. There's a different- Close in on that. It's just not for you. Does that TV suck? killer boots, man, like off Dumb and Dumber. Embarrassing. Just flang. A guy in skinny jeans and those boots whoops your foot, that buckle mark on someone's forehead. Embarrassing.

2:54 It was just like, wow. And then, you know, Pete wore his ass out and landed that perfectly placed head kick. Pete Williams is a bad motherfucker back in the day, man. like your boots on. Boom. The rubber part. You never break your heel. for a long time. Roden killed a guy. You know, in his accent. Dead serious. I'm them. For sure somebody's going to fuck me up.

5:24 Where they stopped. I got rocked. You got rocked and they came and stopped it? Like, if you get kicked to the liver or punched in the liver and your whole body goes, i remember doing that and that and then what happened you know what i'm saying like you have to piece it You know what I'm saying? the body. 100%. Yeah, you know, you were a competitor.

8:35 And he had a really interesting style, man. He wouldn't turn into him to give him more of an angle. just like staring at him. I think he, granted, I don't think He didn't have that opportunity. As soon I think also the efficiency of Floyd. But I flew upstairs. This is a great fight. You're a better person than I was. Stop! Love it. She's a beautiful singer.

11:37 There's been some people that fuck it up. Remember that? You know, that was Roseanne Barr. And people got super mad at her. It would be good. I maintain she's one of the top, most important comedians of all time. Yeah, she did. The whole deal. but what I was going to say I mean, Roseanne, that's huge. I got nothing. I got nothing. Goldbergs. I just saw the... Dude!

14:11 Remember I was talking I will... I'm not gonna say anything How about you stop It looked like Atari out there, those white things. Is that real? It's a wall. It's fucking phenomenal. They're on season seven. I'm allowed to talk about it I haven't even fucking seen that yet I'll say that if I get excited. Me, too. I'll throw that out We just throw up whatever we want.

16:20 Conor McGregor will not land a single punch. Hey, man, let's give Conor some Go to John Donaher's Instagram page, please. Exactly. Is that Donaher said that he was going to stop him sometime after the fifth round. and begins to employ ring craft tactics to tire the MMA athlete by making him work harder than he is, The ninth round, Mayweather was fucking Conor off.

18:31 I was like, oh, it's over. Yeah. How could you not want to see it? There's no, we got it. skills honestly i thought i'd be able to take over early but i wasn't able to because of his and he even did a bunch of hammer fists and stuff. How do you know he's just not going to throw a knee and flip out? You don't even know. Smokes a pack of Marlboros every hour.

20:54 I was terrified a large March you really eyeballs poke out Here we go. Dude, I loved that movie. It was so silly. That is a silly fucking movie. Don't look. Pull it up because I was in high school. Oh, damn. Wow. That's why I was saying I was I thought it was after that he we play house If you jacked off and it was in a movie theater and it was the only way to jack off, everybody's like, we understand.

23:54 What was the movie? there look at the picture scroll up yeah you know what he looks like it's like i like to be a blogger They had merchandise and everything, man. Yeah, he would look up girl skirts with the aid of mirrors attached to his shoes. Well, everybody already knew. But then he just shot a show for Netflix. You know what? I don't know. Personalities, I'm not sure. Didn take a long time to make the movie? I don't know.

25:56 It did not do well. well you know because they can do it with them they go through like menopause and shit they're And you had one of your friends was one of them, I feel like. Be like Samantha. Just drink a couple of Cosmopolitans Running into some fucking scary guy Yeah. I would be terrified of that. In LA. just too many creeps the world we live in like once you tell your daughters when they're old

28:50 And then you wake up, yeah. That brings up Jamie's point earlier today before the podcast, because it turned out that the dude who ran Snopes is a freak, part. I was like, this is crazy. Yeah, I get notifications from them. No, I just wanted to see what was going on. That seems like it would be within your best interest That's what happened. You can't say his face was completely bloodied and he almost went through the ropes.

31:28 Well, he's never outside the ring, for God's sakes. Bro. No blood. Bro, did you hear? Someone from his team goes, yo, Floyd, the systems in California and Florida are down. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. Brilliant. I'm like, this is so serious, so stuffy in here. Not the Biebs. I go, I know. All I i'm saying is b isn't walking If we do, then there's some serious beef.

34:39 Just a pop star who is probably the biggest pop star on the planet. Really? I don't know what's going on there. And then I think he has something to do with Kyrie Irving, too. something, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way, right? Just relax. You do what you want to do. you'd be so tired. But I engineered that, like, when I'm doing these, like, fly to two places, I'm off for

36:48 He just canceled everything. show business and stand-up and all this stuff it i mean i can see how beyond tour that long you I know the gyms I could train at and I know what to do. days in a row it's hard because I don't want to work out too hard because I But that's nothing compared to those guys that do it five days a week, six days a week. It's still a beast, man.

38:40 That's the thing. I guess. but I would imagine if someone tells you to stop following somebody, Some of the women he hangs out with, Those goofy shoes. He told me all about it. all crystal. The outside of it is all They handed me that thing. I went, this is real? Do you know who made that? Wow. What is the red stuff? That thing was sweet. it weighs 3 pounds

41:43 it looks normal sized are they all like that? maybe I'm just fucking. It was like a little belt. It wasn't like the big ass belt. They stand around behind everything and smile. Yeah, but they're not like looking at each other and talking. them were stone cold tens man smiling yeah and just not moving like robots yeah one hand on the How about I'm doing, before the weigh-ins, I'm doing a pre-fight show, and Floyd Mayweather

43:11 What are you doing? Yeah, he's a smooth talker that No, none of them are doing great, man. Oh, you did see it? It's tough. He's fun to watch, though. with the old school robber mask on with a bag of money and a gun. i'll tell you what was cool is after the fight i'm in the back and i see american terence crawford and uh andre burto and so i go to talk to them and they were

46:12 And he had a weird style, that strange style of off-speed punches, extending his arms fully That's all it is. he beat everybody. And obviously he fought Yeah, that's when Conor asked for the fight. That was interesting. I called that. because I think he was probably concerned about his endurance. fucking months in advance. I think between the time they announced it and when the fight starts, I got to feel like it's five months at least.

49:24 So you're looking at basically a year in the making. I agree, especially in that arena, the best of all time in that different arena. announced it okay this is actually happening crazy it's crazy to have it so quickly especially so he's so good he's been doing it so long that he's just got it ingrained in his movements. But listen, at the end of the day, I'm all about the glitch in the matrix, man.

51:46 His belief in himself is incredible. Different fight. Because if you look at his attributes, Joe. True. Neil Magny the gazelle has some phenomenal cardio. We need to talk about that. I was at Universal with my wife and my kids. I went, is this real? But here's what's interesting. Maybe we can find some information online available. Welcome to the party.

55:19 batch or something else mixed into it this has come from a super knowledgeable dude who knows Yeah. Are you sure? Maybe someone gave him a tainted sandwich. I'm out. Jesus ain't helping you out on this one. Who knows what the fuck is happening? well hey he's doing exactly what he's supposed to do protect the sport sir doing the sport Are those new lights?

57:19 Yeah, you should, man. The only one he didn't fail, he fought OSP. I don't like obviously, but I didn't do heroin I guess they let you fire it into a point where you can't die. you give this me this button let's get high for god's sake hell yeah watching some terrible local It's like my go-to. They want to redo that, I feel like. Yeah. Look at his clothes. That was when the alien

1:00:08 He was in it too? get their heads Yes. Dude, I feel, especially especially for 1996 this was some avatar No. That's who that is. Look at that Ha, there's Jack Black. What a lineup. Spoiler alert. Hell yeah, he's bad. Which one did he do? he sold Michael Keaton They're making as the Joker. Scorsese. Scorsese. It's like on the streets of Brooklyn. It's like super

1:04:24 Heath Ledger did it. I might have to kick his ass. recommending. It's called Artifact. When I see awards in between those leaves What the fuck are you doing? it's like put it in between joe rogan then two leaves one of my funniest friends between two God, I see that. Because Jared Leto's involved? selection. palm leaves? Official selection? I'm eating it up.

1:07:22 How about one good quote from somebody that i think i respect their opinion like a legit You didn't even win. I got picked. There's something interesting about Jared Leto. I don't know if you guys think That's smart because he doesn't want people to think about him. Follow me, Cubbins. You see it pop up from time to time. Oh, he directed it. It's his name. Oh.

1:08:42 He's sponsored by Gucci, so he has way too much. like this. I don't want to give it away. He just did a Predator vision. So that's part of the problem and then second of all you probably not on the same drugs Maybe if you're high on ecstasy, this would be the best video ever. I've literally never heard their music. That's his entourage, son. No. and with the guy from Soundgarden,

1:10:49 And MTV cuts the feed. It was rough. It's like, yeah, we got to cut the break. A hundred percent. Shut the fuck up. in real time, and I was like, I can't even do this. Think of all the ads they have in a show, right? They have all these shows. Wouldn't it be like But the thing is like those breaks, they ruin the art. to be upset by them. If you're like, hold on, Brent, let me do this real quick.

1:14:12 It definitely does. I think it turns people off where they're like, fuck that product. Comedy Central special, and there's I had to do it during this constraint, and when we're going to drop things in. But here's the question is, say if you're a company, right? awards must have like yeah doesn't how many they have Video and Music Awards must have. A dozen. How many do they have?

1:16:00 There's got to be a way because it seems so Obviously, I bet it's down, but the advertising industry is so big. Who's really sitting there when it's live? I dig that. Perfect example. When are you going to start showing me some things that move? Their awards are in between leaves. That's what I do. There's a lot of those now, Arclight's good, too. Arclight's good. Yeah. There's some

1:18:09 and they started doing that at the airport now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's, everywhere has figured that now. Depending where you're at Me too I'm pescatarian. Why not just throw it in the dirt and let it get heated up by the sun? That's JV. Jesus Christ. What are you talking about? Where they're like crawling to get out. You go there, there's a tank of water, scoop up a fucking lobster.

1:20:28 You only go to Whole Foods. Slashing prices. parking lot that harass you get me. You're ambushing me At Gelson's, they did that shit again? A bunch of other things. Oh, for sure. I'm giving her money. Poor effort. You know, it was one of those weird things. That's not going to get crazy, but. I was like, look at that binder. Like, where's the accountability?

1:23:38 Oh, you're going to make money, dude. One out of 10 gives you money. And that's why the whole bucket thing was very bizarre. Yeah, when she said, fuck you, she was like she when she said fuck you I heard about this. I thought he was going to do even better. There's no UFC representatives there really. I'm assuming he's there to sell that fight. Now we're going to do this trilogy.

1:26:23 how stupid do you look talking all this shit? I'm like, Whoa, caught off guard I'm like what he's like how stupid do you look talking all I go, Nate. What are you doing right now? You know what I'm saying? And then like showtime was like come on let's go boys i'm like jesus christ And he probably has that lisp or whatever. And he kept doing this. I'm like, oh God.

1:28:12 Because those fights at 70 are toss-up. to come out. You can't do Khabib because Khabib hasn't made the weight. wants to fight him in Russia. I didn't hear him say it. in the conversation for me anymore. Until he gets his shit together, He dresses well. You've got to sell yourself. first got to the UFC. Very somewhere around Conor's age, when Conor

1:30:27 So there's a few people who knew about him, but it was nothing like what you see now. Speaks well. You need more time by here. Tony's so goddamn good. And he's also a weirdo. And he does all these weird moves where he's flowing on the ground and rolling around. Very exciting. Kevin Lee, that's the guy right now, I think. thing. So what makes Canelo?

1:32:25 you already have... Right. But Gennady Golovkin, If not the best undefeated how about 175,000 for Andre Ward crazy? Well 125, $125,000 for the rematch. Crazy, man. But again, to become like a straight-up household superstar, it takes more than just being this He learns better. I wonder what- I don't know what it is. How about Deontay Wilder? No one would stop him outside.

1:34:08 Ortiz is a bad motherfucker. That Ortiz is monster. He's very good. He's a southpaw too. has that, but those other guys, there's just nothing He's got superstar status possibilities. hands down if he wasn't already this is the biggest one there's consistent at And then is DC the best of all time now? You know how some dudes you just shake their hand you like oh I get it. He's got giant hands dude bricks

1:36:28 Go to Japan. So then you have Ozdemir versus Gustafson to fight DC. It's Gustafson's time. Like, you look at it, you're like, oh, my God. Yeah. No time. What's Kevin Lee's? Crunk Shank That's fucking rude. Yeah. The Natural? When BJ was at his best. Yeah, I think so. Didn't he call himself? The Mexication is pretty goddamn good. What's number one? The Karate Hottie's not a bad.

1:39:45 I'm trying to think of other ones. That's a good point. nickname. Nothing? Dude, when I used to play pool, pool halls are the place where everybody Real creative, guys. I was like 20. White Plains Charlie was a big one. Pool halls are seedy, like a lot of gambling and shit talking and people betting on things. methadone people that would come during the day and they would just be like half out of it. And

1:42:15 Bang balls around. They were just passing time. And he would do heroin. He would just sit there like this. dude he would get up and he had no feet he'd be like and the bathroom and he shoots that shit and he shoots his fucking nerves off he comes out here he can't could cop. He asked me to put him in the pool tournament. There's a pool tournament at,

1:45:10 Came out of there. Depending upon which part of the country and what time of the year. He just needed you to front him $20. He's like, okay, I better go to Compton so I can cop. Oh, yeah. My cars were almost all silver. I hear you. I was like, what? And he went out there and he lost two matches in a row, like barely paid attention. It's fucked up. Withdrawling?

1:47:23 Bad. I like coffee. Yeah, me too. social media, so I don't get looking at my own stuff. Some fire I need to know about. Dude, it's insane. It's crazy. is it going to keep getting worse? Like, at what Is that true? I disagree. It's better than ever. I always think about what the fuck was going on in 1927 when it was 170 with no air conditioning or anything

1:49:49 With no air conditioning They're all white Like a crazy tradition. Okay. Yeah, why the fuck would they do it? Why did they? Centuries, powdered wigs called perukies were all the rage. disease, a pair of self-conscious kings, and poor hair hygiene. Clowes, baldness swept the land Or is he in the dairy business? Because what are bald you made fun of?

1:52:47 Louis, Louis's cousin, Charles, the second did the same thing when his hair started going to gray. An everyday wig cost about 25 shillings, a week pay. was coined to describe snobs This is crazy. Oh, wow. a wig. Lice had no home. They camped Damn! information but to announce that they're going to be there in a segment and say we're going to drop So it's kind of like, you know, it's almost like an ad read.

1:55:52 Some of them are really funny, right? that you'd be like what that'd be great but he sprinkles in some stuff where people like that's Not for three hours, because we don't do it every day. You and I... No, I'm not saying that. But I'm into the same things, a lot of the same things that Cal is into, too. But with the current events, it gives us fret.

1:57:39 Exactly. that's why the show works is he's into his thing. I'm into my thing right cross-pollinate right cross-pollinate he doesn't see the fights. January. and going to my phone. who is it? that's, why do they still have Jermaine Durandamy Who else? Late replacement for injured Jermaine Durandamy. he was the Bellator champ Ooh, but wait a minute. Felipe Silva.

2:00:44 I think so. That's Barberda Zata. Yeah, it'll be fun To his face? One million views, by the way. Motherfucking champ, nigga. Yeah. All I give him is he got heart. He's a bad motherfucker. It was a fun fight. They both brought it. And I think it was good for everybody. fighter of all time this is what else i think is cool is connor's gonna take those boxing skills

2:04:19 Yeah. With John being out, now all the chips are in Conor's corner. They're not even the same realm. If George wins? Like this old guy's fighting? Cool. He's fighting And it was about the Bisping and George St. Pierre fight. When you see those promos, there's nothing he's read. So when Showtime wanted me to cut a promo right before the fight, I was like, let me just sit down and do it, man.

2:06:30 Like, when you talk about certain moments that you've seen out of a fighter that shows, like, how special they really are. You didn't tell me what? When you hear a guy reading off a teleprompter in the beginning of a fight, like the promo of the fight, Reading off teleprompters is just brutal. That card is stacked. So what? I don't, I just, when I see that fight, I just, and again, going on my tours and just

2:08:32 So he's got to heal up his knee. Who's Luke Rockhold fighting again? His first fight in the UFC was terrible, but it's also his first you know in a long time he's the world series champion light heavyweight Oh, yeah. And he's a black belt on the ground, too. Just one time. Fuck yeah, it was. He has his hands full with Luke Robinson. Split decision though.

2:10:53 you know, by Jacque Ray. But, I mean, you look at David Branch compared to Luke Rockhold's lineup, it's insane. Have they? It's been a while, man. Remember he choked him out with one arm? Yeah, they had to talk Costa into walking out to take that fight. And he walked out there. He was literally not going to fight. He was like, I'm not going. I'm not going. They're calling his name. He's like, I, if you don't walk out there, this will taint your career for the rest of your life. Wow. And he walked out there.

2:12:37 I think he was just over it. That's the business we're in. and young you couldn't even tell it goes back to his instinct Kick to the body when you're on the ground is legal. Powerful Vimeo. That's legal. Oh, that's right. It's kind of dumb, right? It's weird. just go through the champs. So you got Mighty Mouse, In the UFC? He's not pulling up? He might have had three

2:15:13 short notice. He found Bellator for two. I remember that. But that was like, okay, he caught that dude coming in, clipped him with one punch, knocked him out. You get to a certain level where guys like DC and Gus and go you want to do what right and they get fucked up nope, we've seen him lose twice now. We're gonna strip the belt from you DC. Here's a belt you gotta fight John again six months

2:17:15 Now, I think we are allowed to have complete open speculation with zero concern for being respectful. You go, wait a minute. And they pulled him off Francis Cano. I'm just saying, let's say they didn't say what. that's kind of covering up recovery therapy for when you're on testosterone and stuff like that. Was he doing this during training? You know that story that Shale Sutton told on my podcast about John being under the octagon?

2:19:02 They stayed the entire time time and they waited for You know? He likes to party. Was he worried working for showtime he comes by he goes yo max keller didn't take you on that hundred thousand Then after the fight, he was literally, like, he just texted me yesterday morning. You said no to $100,000? I'm telling you Nate Marquardt Here's some money.

2:20:54 Not Rogan rich. How about Floyd? I can pay it whenever. It's not Johnny Depp insane. Johnny, how about two? Yeah. But taxes, you don't really have a billion when you have a billion. That's true. You have a Jack Nixon, Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan. It's a lot. Yeah, it was hilarious. Like, bro, you just got back surgery and you're taking like heavy duty opiates or whatever the fuck they're giving you.

2:23:18 Let it go. He's terrible looking. was wearing some that I definitely want to get. And just starts dressing like Oh, that's true. He's not even doing well. Remember how big Tiger Woods was? Gigant-ai. Yeah, really? A lot of companies do. Even after this? Yeah. Dude, remember how big he was? He's not even doing well. Remember how big bullet wounds in the Old West days.

2:24:54 Why do they say sleep drug Xanax But he doesn't really play golf anymore. No. No. Wow. There's a thing. I'm saying you gotta build your body up to that I don't need you to be in the waves trying to learn how not to drown and fight sharks. Next time I have Chris Harris on I'll ask him He knows the whole course like dead on. I bet they could step up their app game and do something. No, no game no no you have to have that guy needs a job his job studies the

2:27:56 I know. Let's go. Not our cars. 61 left 100 holy shit they must be best friends jesus they're flying they're best friends you'd have to be best For quickness. Although my new Porsche PDK will shit on this. Yeah, but it's not as fun as driving a manual to me. Even like... 2018 BMW M5 pack 600 horsepower BMW needs to step their game up, though. What?

2:30:40 Did he? Look what this thing looks like. I don't know what the fuck that's got under the hood It's got skinny tires. How about that? Fix it! Cruiser, right? Nothing's funnier than the guy I have now. It's like a very recent article that I actually read this morning on Google. It'll get loud and it scrapes on everything. I wanted to get it because Well, option wasn't there. But TechArt

2:33:05 Just saved the day. When I go near something, I'll hit that too ridiculous like a GT3 RS and that it's pretty slick. Yeah, he's Scrooge. When is it? The Turbo. I was just in love with my I like the feel but yeah. So hardcore. It's just like a vintage Porsche to me. duck wing on it I'm like that has a duck wing yeah that's like that's orange 73 rs yeah it's

2:35:58 86 or something. Yeah, it's just a different animal. I know. It was silver too. Which is cool. company just passed on it isn't it going for for $350,000? The actual ride's escape car. Wow! He's going to stab you. That is the car. I don't think. No, it's a 90s Bronco. That's 92. But I remember it had this cool trim on it. The Pawn Star guy turned it down.

2:39:31 Was it OJ's? Did you watch that? odd. Did it smell like murder? say? Moshe, the comic. It's a he. Oh, my bad. Natasha's the wife. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Well. You warm them up. You warm them up. That would be perfect. Shh. Yeah. See, I'm not going that far. What do they call them? Well, that's a smart move. Ooh, they're doing a four-door? See that Cadillac right there?

2:42:29 They're cool until you go from a Porsche or a Bentley and then jump in a Cadillac. Spoiled little baby. Isn't that weird? Like, why don't they get there? No one cares. It's just not. The Demon. When it comes to a stupid car with a giant engine that makes a ton of noise- The Germans are the only ones in the Porsche. It's not real. It's not a track car.

2:44:26 What is it? Shouldn't it be in platinum? They're tough to get to. I'm not driving a gold car, bro. Hey, guess what? You're going 60 miles an hour cuz with those those new rims are all carbon fiber. They are dope When you get into that. Bro, Suggested coupe. Worth every penny. matching what I get you a lot you will pull up in a red Ferrari and double flex

2:47:32 Look at that, Jamie Foxx. Yeah. Yeah. But that's a shitty picture. That thing's sick. I'll take the Ferrari over that Ford. I'll dare you. Because I don't see any fucking drinks around here. They sound incredible. It's like the difference between a girl who does CrossFit, and she's got thick ass and CrossFit's some dangerous shit. It's burying that Ferrari.

2:50:23 Like it's got perfect features. looking. It's got perfect features. doing a 90 minute yoga class. Those headlights aren't doing anything for me, either. Red with white stripes? Ooh, that's right. I like what you think. That's America. That looks badass. I like blue with white. Ooh, that's right. Damn, son. Jesus Christ. Come on, Ford. For every house.

2:52:30 And with the lights in the back Oh, how about we went over Mars attacks in depth? Saturday night, Stefan Skyscraper Struve versus Alexandra Volkov, right? That's right. It might be sold out already.