Joe Rogan Experience #77711 — UFC Recap w/ Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 You know what? I'll see you later, man. That was like... everyone's so close in competition and skill-wise. it's the it's the hat with the brim. The dude's gone for four years, comes back, I thought he looked heavy. Just the nerves and all that jazz. Even though GSP got him down for that portion, if the, hopefully the judges see that Bisping's doing the damage down there.

2:36 Kevin Randleman took Boss Rutten down, but Boss Rutten was beating the shit out of him I guess GSP just kind of mopped the floor with them, Bisping pushes the pace. I mean, he was very openly admitting that GSP dominated those training sessions four years, hell yeah, George looked good. And with those cardio problems, I was like, this was a fun one.

4:39 That ain't a good time. but I think he has a labrum tear. If there's more intern belts, I'm going to freak the fuck out. Yep. They said Canada was tracking higher than the pay-per-view for Mayweather versus McGregor. Pre-Ronda and pre-Connor, he won Athlete of the Year in Canada. Holy shit. Because you hear, Freddie Roach talked about how 85's not where he wants to be at.

6:56 They're like, no, son, you're good. considering it. No, it's just not a possibility. Which I heard is in March. Which I think he's down to do. Huge. That's a super fight. When we talk about super Tony's a tough one. But even the thing about Woodley is if Woodley wins, Hell yeah. Because if he does, he's likely out a year. And especially if you're someone who has that wild punching style like Woodley.

9:39 He had no business being down in the ring. I don't get it. I can go to heavyweight and not cut all that weight. So much weight. So much weight. Yeah, he's himself. I'm so nervous. Be yourself. don't know him. Crying, laughing. He knows a shitload about wrestling, too. He's hilarious. It might be boring if you knew what happened and you had to watch the four rounds before.

12:42 You're in a lot of fucking trouble. With the Maya fight, though, if he did hurt his shoulder early in the fight, think about And people are like, oh, you're a fucking Tyrone Woodley apologist. Yes. I was saying, you know, people say, has gone through the roof more people are talking about him now than ever before he's ranked number He's beating the shit out of him.

14:45 Colby Covington says, But I like what Rose says. I'm like, but then that also makes sense? They talk plenty of shit, they fight, and then they make up. Screaming out. but that but again you know with cody had all that ammunition just the week of like i didn't In the first round. He just got knocked out cold. He got back up pretty quickly, but I think that's conditioning and just realizing that he came to.

17:18 Do it at 125? Yeah. He wanted to do it originally. He was already making He's like, that's a big deal. And I don't Look at him, jacked. it was so personal wow of the second round Because they were like, oh, you're going to give Cody and me that rematch? Fight three monsters? You know what I mean? he will do all of the above He's undefeated. At that weight class.

20:37 you're fucking talking about god i can't remember his name i do do um he stopped he stopped fighting They have that kid. Yes. The only one who's going to get a rematch on the card is Joanna. Because when Joanna walked out, She was kind of thriving in it a little, but you know, I got fucking nervous. When you see her looking at Rose in her eyes, staring into her soul, and she's talking all

22:38 I was like alright. I'm like wow this I've known Rose forever. I'm like you know what we need some professional Rose? She shaves her head. She's a, yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. If she doesn't become as big a star as any other woman in MMA, I would be stunned. For sure. Ronda got got the biggest, right? So until she fought Holly, they weren't really on her level.

24:39 She'd be fighting on the undercard. Like, Laila Ali got a few people paying attention to her. But it just never hit the levels that it hit with Ronda. But Rose could be gigantic. when she head kicked her and then choked her out. There's a lot of good strikers in that division. I think it was three. That was tough to watch. She straight up Hulk smashed her. She straight up Hulk smashed her. Yeah, straight up. She Hulk smashed. She straight-up Hulk smashed her.

26:55 Didn't we do a fight companion for that? Well, you know what, man? We were talking about, look, I didn't think that Rose was going to do that. I got a plus 500. I posted it, whatever It's hard to train for. But when the actual face down came, face down, when they're standing in front of each other I don't think Ioana landed a punch. He is a phenomenal.

28:44 Dude, come on. G-A-T-H, you know how to spell his name? Look at that. He's wild as shit. He was an amazing wrestler at the University of Northern Colorado. I don't think you can get LASIK and fight. a scalpel apparently they can do that's the russian shit that's what i had done i think did Yeah, I got LASIK after I was playing lacrosse game, and I was zoning out, and I was in Denver, and it was cold.

30:44 You had a hard contact? well, They're so fucking thick. you can make it like out of a, we see they wear for the next few weeks, too. Well, it's crazy. Yeah. Yo, I love it. But I just see so many people get their nose smashed. It does look pretty badass, but seriously. I mean, Cowboys. And Shorman knows his shit. I'd watch the shit out of that. Like

33:23 What is he, seven? He's big. Bro, how about your boy Johnny Hendricks? Even post-Usada scary. jacked in shape good like might be the best looking dude in the ufc best looking dude on the planet next to Johnny Hendricks at the weigh-in, I was like You would never believe that Johnny Hendricks was a former world champion if you saw the way the Eraser beat the shit out of him.

35:08 and smashed, kicked to the body just looked at him like, oh, the guy got out of the crowd to fight wrong with that. That's the reasons why. You know what I'm saying? on. There's a good argument to that, too. You've had a good go. Well, who knows? Just OG on pussy. Looking that way. Useless fucks. heaven's waiting room. It's the Like, oh, here's the answer.

38:39 So he fought a guy who's like him a thick dude Look at his body. at the top of the heap in the UFC's middleweight division, fucking Greek statue. I mean, you don't have to look on him. Nor does Woodley. Woodley's competing at the highest levels of the sport, giving up that much of an advantage. There is so much talent. The UFC and the welterweights the other day, and I'm like, holy shit. Holy shit. There is so much talent.

41:07 come back that he had to like take it light on them and then what he really loved about going Agreed. They take care of all that. I appreciate what you guys did for me, but god damn, You and me, selfie, smile, hold up the menu. That's why we're friends. Nope. I don't get it. What the fuck are you going to do? So there's no question. He's trying to tell you something he wrote.

43:24 Hopefully not. all that stuff. That you can't do. Combination of everybody in there. There's one but there's a better one where you see him from the side. After surgery or something. Wait a minute. He likes to eat, bro. That probably... The UFC's getting there at a high level where, man, you better have all your bases covered. Walk away home run. You know, he has three Von Flu chokes.

46:50 Oh dude The head turn Poor Corey, man. Then going to the rear naked choke Yoel Romero Michael got choked unconscious. So if they're going to do one in London, And there was a video of Masvidal going at it with Michael Bisping. Dude, they have to I'll tell you what, if you're Bisping, I love He ripped it. Yeah, definitely don't do that. That ain't happening.

49:46 like yo this dude's so fast he's just he's like nah i'm good on that bro i don't know about that December 20th. I'd love that. Do it. I believe it when I see it. that might have some brain trauma and go, But for people like you and I that are just fans, it's been one of the best years ever. Was that this year? You might be right. You know what I'm saying? It's been

52:32 not the UFC's fault. With the talent Yeah. He had to wait forever. What the? Smashing. It's not a bad idea. And he did it by organizing his camp. Yeah. If God was around, would he really decide? That broke my heart, too. Was it the day of or day before? He's got to just be completely quiet until he fights and wins. If he gets a hold of you, he can wrestle fuck you like no one else.

55:23 When have you ever seen anybody be able to do that? was talking to him and goes just give up i need this The eagle. I like how they say to be determined for the main event. Cynthia Cavillo. He's a monster. Do better. Yes Emil Meek is a beast What's going on there? That's a real good fight. See, I'm Usman Colby. That's what I think. Sergio Moraes. Yeah, that's right.

58:44 He was fighting Cesar Ferreira. How many guys did he jack off? No. How much have you been fighting since he was 12? See if you find Nate Marquardt KO's Tyron Woodley. of him he'd be in the corner just doing like these weird fucking motions like okay nate good luck You could see it on his forehead. Oh, my God. Elbows are tough because you can't really train elbows.

1:01:00 Is it bad? in there. This brother. Let's go ahead and shake that Watch Ricardo Ramos? It's out there. I found it. What is Homeboy's name? Watch Ricardo Ramos. Boom. Yeah. Go to the very beginning. God damn. That's a perfect example, though, of how good elbows are. Yeah, splinters. Like Anderson of shit though floating around their elbow. Yeah. Like splinters.

1:03:20 I just put a needle in it and just keep draining it. I got to drain it. I got a tit on my arm. Oh my God. Yeah. That's all the years of jiu-jitsu, huh? Just it on the operating table. Like, there it is. Oh, my God. Is that a size comparison? Some of it is probably cartilage. right like anderson thought it was over walked away with his arms up in the air it's a weird

1:05:10 How about he comes back and wins the next round? That was crazy, too, when he knocked Anderson down. That was a big deal, you know? Like, dude, who's fucked up Vitor like that stand-in before? Much going to drain your body. I think he's actually a natural 170. Yeah, especially his top game. think his bottom game is not Yeah, yeah, and Brock hold is also used to sparring with Kane and used to sparring with DC all the time.

1:07:39 You're like, oh, he's fucked. How dare you? Yeah, whatever you want. That's a bad idea for GSP. I do, too. For Ross, Freddie Roach, like, no, middleweight's really not where we should be at. He's commenting on it a little bit, yeah. Is it? He looks in shape. It's, you know, woodly, so he takes care of business. Ooh. It's his hands, huh? You know what I'm saying? He's going to give him his fucking mile high privileges. Yeah, man. 30 seconds? Does DC come out in a singlet or how's this work?

1:10:33 Yeah. And it's pretty significant injuries, knee surgery, back surgery, shoulder surgery. And Dana said this. No Alistair's a way And he doesn't protect Way more technical That ain't Uber Ream. Might as well show a picture of Wolverine up there. No, he had one more fight since then at least. Is that the weigh-ins? Dude, he did flatline him with that knee.

1:13:08 That is a perfect placement. Watch this. Well, he's got to do it now, but they offered it to him before, Since then. Yes. No. Yeah, he's fighting Marcin Tibura, meant to kick that dude in the face, right? Nah, come on. Right, you wanted to hit him. Yeah, he did something bad. illegally kicked in the ear, that was literally nothing. Oh, no, he got hit in the nuts.

1:16:30 No. It was like a slap to the face and then hit him with the illegal shot. Like you said, I don't think Walt Hare's a bad dude, but he did a cheap thing. but also an illegal shot. And if Godbeer was like, yeah, I'm fucked up. but he didn't really hit him so Blades won Like flicked his ear. And this year, it's getting better and better and better. Did he strangle Travis?

1:18:49 from Ezekiel I'll tell you that, man. Russian. Did you see it? I have to watch it. Like, if you gave me a breakdown of the first season of Narcos And we talk about it all the time The way it's done How they opened up the jars in big professional sports? Because think how much given to Nowitzki and be. No one's asked them to do this. Come on. about the Jon Jones thing? Please, sir.

1:21:53 The stuff that he tested positive takes a long time to get out of your system, right? There's one of the things that they cut some cocaine with is creatine because it looks like cocaine. It's just coke, bro. Just forget about all your worries. It's like the world wants him to be a fuck up. Oh my God. You're a dealer. We travel across the border. He's not going to give you a baggie of his shit.

1:24:06 And Red Band was like, if he does dick pills, He goes, and I've taken this stuff. Bucket that they used to have pain in yes hundred percent. I commercial? Mike, you won't eat it. He And there's smart people around John The new one was what was it called They did find it in those dick pills to recoup things. So, it's in there, So then now, if it's cocaine, we're not looking at four years.

1:26:30 Two, because when I go, my sources, the one guy that is in the business, whose ball's deep usually in this stuff. But your guy, who knows who it is. Dana White. No, you're screwed. No, no, no. That's what we're doing. you're getting in bulk and you're getting and that it was it's a dollar This is the very first thing that popped up. I agree. I mean, I've taken the GNC stuff

1:29:16 See, that's what a lot of the baseball players get busted for. From creatine specifically. In baseball, You get fat face. And at this point, this was in 2014, USADA had only found seven of them. Yeah, for the regular dude who just goes to the gym and look good on Tinder. If you want to get, like, big and strong, creatine, son. You won't be Vitor or Uber Eats or John Jones and that bitch.

1:31:00 Yeah, I've got this guy coming on. He's jacked. There's a bunch of videos and pictures of him and shit. But dietary cholesterol is apparently not a big factor. But I wonder if maybe it's not that hard. it's entirely possible that you're talking about cheeseburgers. Or did you eat bullshit five days a week? And they might be the difference. You shit a lot.

1:33:31 Or if I want to hear what Homeboy has to say, maybe you can just eat red meat like a goddamn caveman and be great. But here's the thing. Just cool. I was like, I don't feel great. Dude, But the next time you're here, Are you guys doing campaign on Saturday, huh? Can't make it. I can't make it. You can't make it? man, I'm on a grill. I got a grill in the back. You're going to grill? Did you see the grill? No. I'll show you. Oh, you guys are doing Companion on Saturday, huh?

1:34:57 I go, fuck, I'm in Nashville. Yeah, take that indeed. That would be amazing. It doesn't look that cool. Do you have been to Rome? Conor versus GSB in Italy, in the Coliseum. China, Dubai. That's it. Brother Love. A.K.A. Brother Love. I feel it all the time, but I'm stuck with my same fucking name. Yeah, me too! I'd like to change my name for that same reason. I don't like being known as the same person. I'm not that guy anymore. You know what? And I hear you, man. Which I feel all the time, but I'm stuck with my same fucking name.

1:37:15 You should come up with something fresh. Yeah. Oh, shit, son. Superfly. I won't respond. Do you think he was just high as fuck? Powerful red. Give it to the... I'm just not who... I will not be answering to Puffy God is the greatest. It's serious news, though. It feels pure Dude, did he walk back in there and was like, bro, you changed your name. Dude see his hand holding up his phone talking to his phone

1:40:49 He did it twice. Good luck getting me out of there. I was nervous, too, around him. He had his whole team around. That's fucked up. I said, I got 10 minutes. I just can't believe they would kick. Oh, that's it. It looks like you're squeezing your pussy together and spreading your legs. Dude I used to jack off to her videos when I was a kid Let's see what we're working with.

1:43:10 And there was some sort of a negotiation that didn't go well. At one point in time, the thing had gotten so bad that she was only appearing on the show on the phone. Damn. For asking for equal pay I did an episode of News Radio with John Ritter. Woo! Like, really heavy-duty shit. I read a little bit of it, and I watched two minutes of it, and then my little fucking chipmunk brain was like,

1:45:35 was he good at it? You can find it. I don't know. These guys are products of the environment. I'm going the reason. It's the culture, right? Like, these guys are products And she was talking about this very thing. Wow. but God, man, you feel bad for him. a cold potato without sex appeal kiss me every morning or let them paw me. They have spread word around town that I something not a woman am.

1:48:20 How long it's been going on. And then you're doing it It's crazy because it's all like a lot of 14-year-olds that he was. Yeah, he did. Sir, you are six, five three hundred pounds out of shape. Your face is everywhere that's him? Yeah, that's him. Bitch, you can't put a hat on and a wig and think we won't notice. He's still just spending it. Can you imagine if you went on just a hurricane ride of cocaine for like 17 years,

1:50:40 He's like, you knew I was on coke? Comeback fight at 46. He said I'd beat him in a rematch. He's never beating Yeah, but if you're making $100 million, it's $100 million. It's so crazy. I mean, I guess he does for his brand because it makes him look like a super baller. He's beating the game, which is why we like him. So you think they give him a part?

1:53:38 Fucking amazing. Yeah, what is that about? You're probably not getting the Nate fight anytime soon if... I don't know. You can walk in the park. I agree. But, you know, Eddie trains him. I would love to see Nate and Conor go at it again. You got Tony, Nate, or GSP. once. Tony. I'm going to let Joe Rogan be the guy who decides. You got Tony, Nate, or GSP.

1:55:36 I mean, GSP had talked about going to 55 at one point in time. All dangerous. Did you say he's a liar? He's the best promoter in the game. Not happening. word is bond here versus GSP because we can knock his ass out knock anybody out and he's aggressive and he's he's very technical pound interim champ, used to be a 170 Right? Mm-hmm. I think Bellator's at a level.

1:58:35 So I have one eye. Hey, I just want to be a cool person That championship, those obligations you have as a champion, You know like we don't get to see it He was like, cool. And that motherfucker's never met a camera he doesn't like. cities it'd be tough for the best comics in the world come with new material six nights in a row Really? You know, there's a lot of great fighters right now, but there's no one that has the same

2:01:55 because who else could go from one sport to the next the way he did? I'm telling you, Joe. Woodley, Connor. But it's still, like, that's accomplishment goat versus, like, technique goat. And you're talking about non-USADA days. I've got to wrap this up. Sunday night, Columbus. two shows