Joe Rogan Experience #7774 — UFC Recap - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 Yes! We're live, ladies and gentlemen! about everything sex and drugs and fucking friendship. Then it goes to decision. Oh, I got Darius. What a fucking card, first of all. Aubrey Aubrey his girlfriend Alex Jones did it. Yeah, they're amazing That place is gigantic, man. It's incredible. Holy shit. Yeah, Aubrey doesn't do anything half-assed. No, no, he puts his heart and soul and everything

2:11 His playlist is from the heavens. because he's got people that work for him that do jujitsu. I was like, holy shit. Dude, he was a stud. Well, he used to be a radio DJ a long time ago. But he's been I've known him. I've been friends with them since like where the state Capitol is partying let's not talk about conspiracy theories oh he's ready to go he's ready to go all day for

4:58 guy. He's a really good guy. I'm sure. calls and was going to be recording everything you do. People thought he was not true. They were like, you're out of your mind. There's no way that was going to be monitoring everyone's phone calls and was going to be recording everything you do. people, whether they're cops or soldiers, whoever the fuck they were.

6:02 Then the cops would move in. Wto on it with a line through it And it's a common tactic. They've done it forever. The way they set people up, the way they create patsies, Government honeydicking. What they want to if they want government He was smart went to Russia. They set him up the whole time. He was a Look at him. you say, oh, that's why I don't know Mike.

8:39 so they assume that he's just like a crazy guy the way No. Again, conspiracy theories are theories on how shit really is run. Listen, to question, You know what I'm saying? all the power generally are crooks. Not, I take that back. Well, some of them are crooks. Some are, yeah. The people that have all the power generally are crooks. Financial gain.

11:04 It should be the opposite. To stay alive, it's going to bribe people I heard it's really good. Kevin Spacey. And then you find out all the inner workings. And I was like, I'm not into politics. about the president and this guy becomes president no no spoiler alert Kevin and all the behind the scenes stuff that sounds dope it's fascinating it's And, you know, probably a lot of it is the case.

12:46 We're not talking about Dos Anjos. They're fucking screaming in my ear, screaming in my ear. I'm not being the man. You do. I figured they talked to him. Three. You see his Well, it's a very good fight. On their knees with their hands out. I want them to beg me. And he's standing in front of a What is it? Almost 24. Brock Lesnar was pretty much a superstar, but it was a different thing.

15:47 that's an asshole but right when he left like you gotta see this dick i put on lesnar's chest it's What the fuck? And everybody's like, what? That's the toughest fight. Shredded. quit. Stick with it. not what you need to hear. Do I look like I'm about to quit? like I can't so frustrated happening because he shouldn't be there he Yeah, but Dos Anjos beat the shit out of him a year ago.

18:41 Because Nate fights southpaw, right? the shit talking. Because and punch him in the face when he goes to get breakfast and you know what he I don't know what will work and what won't work, but I'll tell you you could tell it was fucking with Cowboy's, like, his mind. He's not going to do it to Conor. Overeem and Ben Rothwell in between them. Just don't let them kill each other.

20:58 You put a fence up and put them on either side of the fence and just let them go. No, you don't need to. I agree. Some prison glass shit. That's why. Fox is going to go, yeah, let's fucking vote him out. That's real. Hopefully, he's not on the tough contract. Let me tell you this. It's fucking Diaz. Maybe. You could see it. one fucking second. No, no, no.

23:59 Trust me. We watched it. We watched it in the And I'm like, why would Michael Johnson kick him after the fight is over? He was having a good time. I was asking someone online about this today because it's like radio. He's playing within your rules. Yeah, but for subject matter that they were finding him like huge money the subject matter whatever you talk about whatever anything sexual or anything they felt

25:52 they said Jesus Christ when they missed. in disguise though because that was a big And he has like, man lately it seems like he's bigger than ever. He just keeps getting bigger. He a good show. He has the best interviews. His interviews are excellent. And he has like, man, lately it seems like he's bigger than ever. Well, he didn't kick him. I don't know what the rules are.

27:08 It's just dark that they can take money from you, and it goes where? Even if they charge him, I don't think he's going to get fined. That's the cash count. I could see Tony... People are scared of Edson Barboza. His switch kick off his front leg. It's so fast. Yeah. But the knees, he's done his knees a couple times now. like when he ragdolls guys it's a very unique kind of ragdolls of ragdoll it's

30:05 How long ago was that? Cowboy was supposed to fight him. Yeah, I've heard of him. Dude, I'll tell you, I had this guy in, and I talked to him, and I was super impressed. And it's all about figuring out how to close the distance quicker and he's saying that when he fought Pettis when you don't show up to work, you don't feel like fighting, He's been there before, and he ended up KOing dudes.

32:01 I think Dos An Angeles looked phenomenal. But I do have to say that there has to be some sense made out of when fights get stopped i felt like cowboy was covering up and eating shots and although i'm not unhappy with the I agree. How many shots can he They're going to stop it. doing is moving and scrambling he should just so by just in there and covering up

33:56 because I know where To the body. Yeah, but I think he meant it didn't hurt him. It definitely landed. It landed 100%. Yeah, but I think he meant about him, too? We watched him just like you know just trying to heal my knee up trying to get you want him to win you root for if It's true. all the trainers, all the coaches, all the managers, all time.

36:44 And we can't even name names. Sometimes people come up to us and they'll say someone's grabbing pillows i mean how many They don't want you to do that. They offered him a fight at 185 pounds. He's like, I fight at 155. We know. We have a friend that went over there. They offered him a fight at 185 pounds. I'm terrible at voices. it's like Bobby Lee's act

38:40 to everything Overeem was 100%. There's other sports where if you accuse a guy of cheating, everybody hates that guy. He's a fucking cheater. Like why does Overeem look so much different? I was so impressed with Overeem on Saturday night. Oh, fuck, that's right. What do you use? It's crazy. You keep doing that for minutes. That's it. Have you been doing that Wim Hof method?

41:12 I'll just do it before shows. I'm like, you know, I got shit to do, man. Fuck no. That water's so cold. Isn't it? I do that on purpose. It's awful. Not if that's normal You know how they do those ice plunges? Now mix that with the ocean. Mercs it. It's huge. Watch this. out of him see he's on the top he's dead look all the blood nah dog he gets away i i didn't

44:13 Fuck. I wonder what is happening. Maybe like lets it go. Oh my god. Look at this Do you think he is? Oh, God. Look at that. jacking seals. Oh, God. That's in San Francisco. Watch this, the up close thing. So that thing's dead. That's little that thing's dead as fuck look at all that blood afterwards. I can't get enough of it This is 30 feet away from 100 people just sitting there watching.

46:33 I'm not going out there. where I'm standing on look a lot like seals That is a great shamu. What they're doing is they're dragging a fake seal. It'd be a dope way to go. When did they first realize that they jumped out of the water? Wouldn't it be crazy if they just started doing it recently? Chimpanzees are starting to experiment with tools to the point where it could be thought of as a natural trait.

49:05 We became this over time. Why wouldn't we assume that other animals are doing the same thing and if they They didn't do it. There's a video that I just saw last week on Facebook. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. They figured out how to do it to get food, Yeah, but look at the code. look at it at first he does it you see the numbers yeah oh that's just blocked and then they do it

51:29 Look at this shit. They're terrifying. And then one day he said, nah, bitch, ripped her face off. She was banging him. You got some scissors, Jim? Powerful teeth bite, Joe Rogan. So the friend came over and was like, oh, what's up, champ in a robe? I wonder if there was an exchange or if he said, all right, enough of this cock blocking. And then finally he was like, this is some-

53:17 Going, like, she's crunched. She gave him Xanax, and she gave him red wine. Like, he loved her. That was her man. Yeah, it was her man. And then he ripped her friend's face off. We're chimp was her companion. He loved her. A wild chimp in a robe. Tears her apart. And Xanax. He's going to rip that asshole up. Oh, my God. He's terrifying. Well, you know, people are allowed to have wild animals that they shouldn't be allowed to.

55:38 animals they had to find them and shoot them but they're all just wandering down the street they It's insanely painful, I think. What do you mean she did it? It's so mind-boggling. I don't think so, brother. Right? Kurt Cobain had her sign a prenup. Here we go again. Dude. Dude. pick it up and shoot. He had enough heroin in his body this missing. We don't know where he's at.

58:53 MTV. if according to how he would do it that they found him the way the shotgun shell fell is all wrong She's saying this. It's for my album. It's one of the best documentaries. She goes, but it's publicity. It's for my album. The daughter got married and didn't invite her. No, you fucked us, Jamie. They drive me nuts. I know. No. It's an actual documentary with little scenes.

1:01:20 Dude. And then the cops, like the former police chief of Seattle where all this happened, I think he's from L.A. They literally, like, nope, suicide. commits suicide, who the fuck JonBenet Ramsey case where they just kept, they fucked up He was a former cop, this private investigator. world is gonna turn on her i know the world is gonna turn on her dude the world is gonna turn

1:03:53 It's almost over. This summer. See, that's what I'm worried about. the Opie channel earlier this year. They interviewed the director. How long ago was this? The summer. A horny chimp. Just a chimp That shirt. There's a lot of jealousy there, too. How? How was How dare you, Jamie? So a lot of it was other stuff, and then she wrote at the bottom. He was talking about leaving Nirvana, too, supposedly.

1:06:25 So she was trying to blend it all in together. I'm 100% too. Man. Alleged suicide. that one brilliant album. Doll Parts. Oh, that's a great one. That Which one is that? Which one is that? That's the one with... What song was in it? Doll Parts. He dies, that album blows up, it was all perfect timing. with it like he don't take there's an hbo kurt cobain documentary which is brilliant the way to do it and help her put it all together. He's a brilliant songwriter. Dave Grohl doesn't even fuck with her. Exactly.

1:08:14 This is scary. there was another guy that was accusing her of uh of murdering yeah and in that documentary was all I'm getting nervous. once, and that happened, what year While they were married or before they were married? the press. Oh shit. Like, he put on this whole, like, grunge thing. Exactly. I'm scared. She did it, though. There's a Jimi Hendrix book.

1:11:07 after Jimi Hendrix died, had Jimi kidnapped, Such a shame, man. You know what I'm saying? It was very very common because they can make a lot of money and they like being big shots Phil Spector. Took her back to his place, put a gun in her mouth, and pulled the fucking trigger and blew her brains out. because that was that was the rumor was that he would strong arm people with guns like i think

1:14:10 How crazy he is and his background? They found some really fucking stupid dude. That's the technique. But here's the thing. He never was going to. to activate the whole thing. Well, he was going to blow up some building. God damn it. That's the technique. Yeah, but you don't... You don't get to sing if they don't let you talk. It's just as crazy as the soap and bleach.

1:15:52 can provide them with a weapon talk them into doing it and there's a lot of fucking morons what do they call it? Colombian devil's You die And then all of a sudden 100% real Jesus Christ man And it wasn't until like really recently that they realized the effects of this stuff. You'll trip your balls off. I don't remember. I got to start deleting memories of my childhood.

1:18:14 But then there's occasional documentaries that are really interesting that just, in I remember weird shit. Let's go here. the butler guy who lets him use the Ferrari, and he gets in trouble with it. What parts do you use? where he's like, If I was you, hollywood townsend dude he was he has he had a hit tv show he probably has a billion dollars But he used to do like these comedy specials, like Robert Townsend Presents.

1:20:28 It's not worse and shit very well could because that's what Keenan's doing Keenan's behind the scenes Legend. how I look at comedians like bad one but very few are really good that I'll sit There's like, there's a few guys that are like really good. You were really inspired. You know, like, you'll watch, like, Louis C.K. did two nights at the comedy store this week.

1:22:55 did it at all i just watched it i just looked around and i compared this era to any other era A lot of people don't even know about Ian Edwards. There's guys like that in New York. then a Eddie Murphy thing. Every guy you mentioned right there i wish i had a youtube video that I love comedians, man. word in. He goes. I don't watch football, so I don't pay attention,

1:25:25 And I think that between him and, like I said, you could just keep going down the line. I think he's doing a thing in Philadelphia where he did it. Spike Lee like Spike Lee directed it and it was pretty good it was pretty good um but you know he went through a real bad spell where he was he seemed like he's kind of Like they weren't laughing so how like how long did he do it for?

1:27:27 And they're not arresting him. I couldn't wait to see him. I saw Pablo maybe four or five months ago at the Comedy Store. He had an accident, exactly. His boy died. like i was in a coma for a year and i come out and he got these headphones it's funny oh that's Yes, that's right. No, she's white. God damn, she's funny right now. And she's on right now.

1:29:53 Yeah. now. I forget what it's on. settle for the way a bit is. She treats it almost like a competitive thing. But she's really open about how nuts she is Yeah. That's a weird thing to say, too. Is it funny? No, yeah, it's their shit. I think it came out December 18th. Okay, now we know. One of the best people I've ever met. So there's her. Chelsea Peretti.

1:33:04 Slaying. Dude, she Crying. She's a comedian. Slaying. Tom cracks me up, man. He was doing really well because of his podcast because of word-of-mouth like people had heard Now he's selling out theaters. Holy shit. 1,200 seats in Toronto. Holy shit. He was suicidal. like on sitcoms and in television shows and in in movies like those parts he And the more, it's like one of those things.

1:35:35 How often do you guys go a week? Isn't it crazy that podcasting was just like a goof just a little while ago? These things work because you're fucking around. stupid songs and callan would start singing a song about something they would cut you off like cut It's insane. Oh, yeah. They can't. It's weird. I love this. You know I was trying to decide It starts getting going Then it's just follow through with it and and stay on it and stay

1:38:31 So they have a thing that they love. Maybe they it's taken off and now you're selling out all these shows like you guys are It was weird. is how the UFC hasn't done their own podcast yet. He doesn't anymore. You don't see like Roger Goodell cussing about Tom Brady. It never stops. I'd figure things out. That's a million dollars, though, right there.

1:41:27 No, that guy's getting a good salary. They were $44 million in the hole it's almost like we're in a movie because we would always say the same thing. super rich dudes that are worth Remember that? Oh, yeah. They had to draw the line somewhere. for a while? It was Carmen Electra with Tito and Vitor. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Interesting um they tried a bunch of different

1:43:35 Calling each other. Look at Izzo. That's the whole leg. She's probably still hot as fuck. And then Casey Kasem's daughter did it. They got on Best Damn Sports Show She's super cool Show. Well, what's up with, I don't dude and his knowledge of MMA There's another lighter. And we also did a lot of talking backstage. Yeah. Yep. you're going to see pressure

1:46:56 and we haven't seen Conor with that pressure. Where does he lose the power? fucked him up he was the first guy to stop Benson yes I think Dos Anjos has like the kind of power He looks exactly the same. The amount of cardio that he had to have to put that pace on Pettis for five rounds. He couldn't do any sparring. and Ryan Parsons said he was telling him two years ago.

1:49:06 and Dos Anjos just fucking them up in the gym. Like, you saw with the Aldo fight, how he's moving, he's moving back, they confuse the shit out of you everything's coming from the wrong side everything's weird He's surprising guys with his angles. Yeah. It might be after Fox. That is true. some people say you can't go up and wait and contend for the belt right away it's a good uh

1:51:37 Not Vladimir. And in the UFC, the mandatory contender is whoever the fuck they say. It'd drive you fucking nuts. And you're a former light champ. fucking guy deserves his shot at the title. You know what? At least five or six months, right? Because if this was any other situation, I guarantee you, if Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao, How crazy is that?

1:54:02 Yeah, and you're going to get paid. I know too much that I can't talk about, but I haven't asked his actual salary, I mean, he can do whatever he wants. charles olivera he's the floyd mayweather of our of the ufc right now everyone wants to fight him This is like everybody sees, like, ka-ching. Look at that. Have you seen the video? it's interesting um that there's this this new emergence of this one guy who talks and it sort of changes everyone's approach boy did we need him though oh my god did the ufc need

1:56:45 so much hate against her so much backlash for her behavior she brought it on herself she did who comes along like holly now yeah and the UFC needs someone who comes along like Holly now Like, Ronda's dominating all these girls with arm bars. when men learned how to sprawl and brawl and we saw world-class kickboxers like Maury Smith yes Not even close.

1:59:04 She's a 17-time world Muay Thai champion 17 different fucking super high level. But you're going to see someone like her. Not anymore? But just imagine if you get someone like a female Gary Tonin She's like, let me see the armbar. Got it. kick? Good fucking His leg kicks were fucking ridiculous. You owe it to him. Do you let a fight happen It is what you're doing with Ronda.

2:01:55 They look at it in terms of finances. Then just pulled out the fucking performance of a lifetime against a charging opponent, That's striking. But Holly is like a 19-time, how many times did she win? what he's done for the sport, a year from now, Wasn't there a quote that Dana said the winner of Cerrone-Dos Anjos gets Conor? If she beat Jessica Ai. She beats Jessica Ai and they're like, back. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Misha was guaranteed the title. She was pissed. If she beat Jessica Ai.

2:03:58 I think he might have been high as fuck when he said that. He said it's not right. You know, there was a study recently that showed that ultra-marathoners benefit from weed. No, no, no, but the ones that do. Ultra. Well, that's pretty legit. Yeah. So many people have misconceptions. Depends who you are, yes. I really believe those people would just do the same thing.

2:06:54 Yes And you don't do them and you get late, you're going to hate yourself. It's a joy. It's the greatest show on TV, bro. No, you got to. you gotta give it time. Really? Yeah, You're like, this annoying thing on my arm. Oh, I love it. There's a part in time where I was like, these motherfuckers, I'm ready tell you this right now and I want to tell you when there's a part in time I was like these motherfuckers I'm ready to leave this

2:09:15 I got a little screen thing in front of you. They had Netflix on TV back. We're all excited about TV, man Like Walking Dead, they get close. I need a new show, man. I need one. I got to like a season and a half. You hate that character so much that you end up hating the show because you hate's so funny. He's so good, but he's so good at annoying you. You hate that character

2:10:39 I don't know if he's in Saturday Night Live, but he did Tim and Eric Yeah. I never got into it. I haven't done it yet. But I need to watch all these goddamn documentaries, too. Prepare for the fucking cavalcade of chemtrail documentaries. He just knocked the fuck out. He fought very smart. People were booing, but you try fighting a knockout artist with the smallest margin of

2:12:23 And he's just balled up looking to uncork bombs. He opened up with a bunch of shit in that second round. Ooh, that's big. And he goes, that Wim Hof stuff works. I mean, it's amazing. In Strikeforce, he was the champ. Fucking threw Brett Rogers to the ground. went with uh jackson knocked out yeah he's training with freddie roach he just was he was in a rut he

2:14:34 Knocked him out. He did some. I think he had a back injury, too, that set him back a bit. I don't give a fuck who he fights. It's silly. Oh, he's dangerous. I remember him holding Semmy Schilt down and hammer fisting him in his eyeball. He was just a nasty kickboxer. he couldn't do shit to him, and he survived. Once they started learning it, it's crazy how that's taken off.

2:16:57 Will someone ever throw that Bruce Lee kick like that to the pool? Oh, yeah. Do you have a rematch with Weidman, or do you have him fight Yoel before Yoel turns 50? Like, at what point in time? he didn't throw that, we'd have a different fight on our hands. the difference between a hook kick and a wheel kick is like the difference No, he landed it on Hunt, but he kind of caffed him.

2:19:10 Edson Barbosa. The stiff leg one, like you've seen me throw it on a bag. Chuck Liddell throws the back kick. Nasty. Yes, he fights Barnett, and maybe the winner of that fight. lost. Orlowski's two. That's insane. that's insane. But that makes that guy, he is no longer credible. Yeah. She knocked Ronda. Yeah. This is updated, man. Yeah. Cain Velasquez makes sense, of course.

2:22:35 That's a tough sell when you look at the difference between the guys he's beaten Junior beat Stipe. Boy, who knows what's going to happen with Junior now, though. Anybody could have won that fight. He knocked out Bigfoot. Absolutely not, sir. When there's nothing on the line, it's all just skills, right? And they were I mean you it was a if judges are scoring, it was the same fight.

2:25:02 looked real confident in that fight, too. Travis Brown's fighting Mitrione? It's a great fight. that's happening Ooh, especially after Josh Barnett looked so good against Roy. Yeah, that's a good fight, too. Yeah, and he's going to be in front of Roy. We might. Did you see that fucking new dude, Nganou, the French guy? Who took him down Him and DJ Oh I know who you're talking about

2:27:29 Derek Lewis. I was like, ooh, this guy with a few fights under his belt. He hit that dude with a left uppercut that just shut the lights out. Jennings has never been knocked down. Well, Jennings, he fought Klitschko. So clean. But Yoel Romero, who just shoots D-ball Woodley's right up there. Yeah, he's like really well built, but it all makes sense.

2:29:34 Yeah, it's like if you saw him in a comic book you'd be like why don't they make more realistic representations of men Yes. Easy. Bernard, like the perfect example of the difference Bernard was older than him by several years. Dude, he got knocked out dead. Seriously? Fought a 195. He's 46, I think. They had to throw a Russian citizen there. It's a bummer to see him get knocked out.

2:32:33 I mean, it's real. He fought a legit contender in the cruiserweight division. That doesn't look like a man who's in shape. It doesn't help. Meanwhile, I don't even know the dude's name. He's the guy who retired Mike Tyson. So Roy's still trying his same old tricks, like with that leaping left hook. Boom. He stuck his tongue out. He's smiling. He stuck in the ref.

2:34:46 Look how he mixes his combinations, too. And then the guy does the cross thing to make sure he doesn't die. Like, when I think of a guy like Roy Jones Jr., Like, look at his body. I mean George still Oh! Look at his eyes, and he just uncorks the perfect right hand to the side of Roy's head and watches him drop. prime go back to when he was the light heavyweight champion and he iced virgil hill with his right

2:37:14 You know the only other guy that was one of my favorites to watch, but for a different reason? But he also had a weird body. Fast and powerful. I know. I understand. It was the only time ever in CompuBox history that the opponent didn't land a punch at all. That's what happens, though, right, Joe right Joe if you keep fighting this happens to everyone yes

2:39:12 Or Mount Vernon or White Hill. He fought Juan Roldan? Wow, I can't. He fought him. He fought Juan Roldan? I might be remembering wrong. I thought he fought Roy Jones, but I could be wrong. Yeah. So was Mustafa Hamsho. That was before Ortiz, Jennings. How the fuck did that happen? what the fights. Obviously, I do it for a living. The combination and i watched this a fight man yeah i recorded everything i watched a lot of fights yeah kick

2:41:49 Come on. Of other shit, I should have clarified that. Good lord. To me, there's just so many matches to make in boxing. Woo! Yeah, man. They're all scared. average Joe on the street. again. Manny Pacquiao on his Instagram page today is hitting pads. So he had a shoulder surgery. They're going to fight again. I saw pictures of Manny Pacquiao. He's back to training again. Manny Pacquiao on his Instagram page today is hitting pads.

2:43:43 A bunch of other people started talking about stem cells, too Listen, this ain't the UFC, bitch. They're supposed to get you back out there quicker. That's not a picture. Good luck honeydicking the fans and Floyd Manning, too. vegas the big one yeah and in april they're gonna they're gonna have floyd mayweather manny pacquiao He looked good. the shoulder surgery, and they show him

2:46:10 countdown show i am in take my hundred dollars you know what i like i like the ones with max It's sick. No, it's a two. Nate Diaz might still sucker punch him. They'd be breaking the fucking phone and shit. Let me put them in straight jackets. Motherfucker please, Dana goes huh I think Nate's being smart. I think he's talking shit. Yeah, I saw that.

2:48:21 There's only one fight. I know. And I love Frankie. Okay? Conor and then the winner of that fights a promoter? What if Conor says he wants to go money team? Oh, he can sell that out in about a minute. Bro, I'm terrified. You'd have to come. It's good for the sport. Here's what's crazy. Let's fuck your career. It's a fucking crazy movie. Or at least I make an attempt to.

2:51:22 Abandon the 145-pound title and move up. Dos Anjos fights Habib Nurmagomedov in the meantime. Don't forget about Tony. That's true. You can't have the titties on TV, though. Barbarians. Great matchup. But for the money, though, the real big money fight, So Tony Ferguson you have fight dos Anjos next totally agree with that. Yeah great fight great man

2:53:09 So if so, who do you give him? No, the FS1 in Boston. I get there on Sunday. that's another blockbuster there's so many blockbuster fights that's a good fight that's Yeah, if he beats him like he beat Lozon or something like that. He's spectacular. It seems like two hours, because it's only four fights and four fights. The Detroit superstar? This card's stacked.

2:55:23 Is that Nick, dude? It's a motherfucker. Kurt Cobain for two hours. We cleared it up.