Joe Rogan Experience #7776 — Podcast on a Plane UFC 211 Recap Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! I accidentally just kicked that lady's chair. Came in strong with a few too many questions. the young lady's bringing us the towels. Yeah. It was still hot when she took it back. remember what it's like back there i flew coach just a month ago Sometimes you have to take them, though. Everybody hates United after that dude got beat up and dragged off a plane.

4:10 offered you a bag of peanuts yeah for sure right like what a terrible thing to see they decided I'm going to drag you out of here. to the point where they like physically removed a customer and beat him up i mean the way they and for it to be a doctor like that part's crazy too is that what he was it was a doctor yeah he Especially since he paid for it.

6:32 It's a good ride. he can't even sit on JetBlue oh do they? It's not what we were trying to do. This is early morning nonsense talk with Joe and Tony. that you wanna and you will go on your first date i think it's gonna be really soon is my theory as some sort of an interview before the fight, and she said something, and people were laughing, She gave her opponent a piece of cloth

9:20 This is all you get, bitch. And they always put up a fight up until the rounds go on. A lot of front leg kicks Yeah, a lot of head kicks, man. That would hurt anybody. pop on their shots but is a brilliant tactician a brilliant technician like her technique is so She never really stood in front of her. and all those high-level kickboxing events you see on television, it's all three-minute rounds.

12:30 UFC fights, everyone. on your back, but she just like sees through it. like in her leg kicks and her knees and stuff like that. Very, very hard to take down. Yes, Andrade, when Andrade would put her against the fence, she would spin. Like, any one of those could shut the lights out. That girl just kept coming forward, man. did you hear what cormier said when he was doing commentary? He goes, she should have gone to jail for what she did to Carla Esparza.

15:37 His trash talk is better. a crazy fight you're like slappy on the arm go god damn like look over you and and he'll like Yes. It's like a, it's real weird how people don't see him that way like in the public eye. another one he's like i mean him the dia, and Yohan are like really my everything. And, yeah, man, you want to talk about being in there with someone dangerous,

18:32 I think he was trying. But I think that as good as Rumble is, They're like a Max Holloway. But he probably had already decided in his head he was going to step away. I don't want to get punched in the head anymore. And I think it should be applauded that he had the sense of self to do that. I was like, this is crazy. Gustafson. So you've got DC, he's either number one or Jon Jones is, and they've never fought, so we don't know. But if Rumble and Jon Jones did fight, then we would know if Rumble's number two or if he's number one in terms of the biggest challenge to Cormier.

22:25 You scared? with his bare hands or something like that, right? I can see it in your face. That's a rumor I heard. Jesus, Louises. It's like their whole body tenses up. like you're born with that. It's like he's in this I mean, Cormier is really growing on me It's a battle. And, like, getting hit and recuper down, but he avoided it. He fought a battle. It's a battle.

25:30 was it i think it was all the john jones stuff is the fact that he got the title sort of in what And John Jones did this press conference the other day with Daniel. you know, blatantly smoking pot I don't know how it works, but it doesn't seem like that thing you just do by yourself. I'd cut you off, though. just saying about shit talking overall. But I'm saying John Jones is shit talking to Daniel

28:01 He goes, you're supposed to be a big time wrestler. That was that face-to-face interview? We had it almost in like sort of a semi-circle. I'll fuck you up. Oh yeah, for sure. This is two guys trying to get under each other's skin, Yeah, I remember that. And I also think he wasn't planning for Oven St. Preux. and now Cormier's got all this momentum on his side.

30:49 That's right. That's right. it's one of those, like, I think he choked him out, too. I think he choked him out too. where i can't hear you but like i noticed that I noticed that the guy, not Lashon, but his opponent. Yeah. And he's under the tutelage of Alan Belcher. didn't have to he could have kept doing what he was doing that dude was kind of incapacitated with

34:17 And they all did pretty good. figure out what he thinks. And we have to kind of quantify what is more important. Like, if you've got the exact same amount of time, I don't know. top of you yeah and you know masvidal did defend at one time and at the end of one of the rounds But that could have come at any moment. So he should also get a little bit of credit for his great defense.

37:50 He's super experienced. What did he say to you? He just makes good decisions. The referee's not stopping him. And I think that's what Eddie said, and I think Dustin believed him too He goes, you know, he's definitely playing the game and he definitely was putting his hands down. the old rules and it's pretty much universally agreed that the new rules are the way to go

41:05 I mean, it might be a budget issue. I don't think it is. It's going to be a desperado move I think what it does is it protects you for that brief moment. And sometimes you can rebound from a bad position, no doubt about it, Well, it's open to interpretation. The guy who has to make those calls, and I give them a shit ton of respect, man. And, like, that's a crazy gig, man.

43:51 It's, um, and you have to know a lot about MMA. I mean, in the early days, Big John McCarthy was refereeing a fight I believe so. Now they're going to make him fight again? So he said, I didn't tap. And then he caught him with a guillotine the second time. But that's also what got... People are super sensitive about that with knee bars but like with chokes it doesn't seem to bother people as much

46:23 You could see her leg bending back and when you don't have the headset on, you can't hear you guys. I hear you guys everywhere else, at home, on the Internet, on the phone, Like, her up kicks are so good. And I'm thinking, like, man, I bet up kicks are just one of those things Oh, they just pretend to fall down and fuck you up got me on the chin, let Conor

48:43 Well, I think, look, he's got such a giant advantage on the ground. And then Conor gave up his back trying to escape the mount, and he chokes him. Yeah, he was just trying to hang on. Yeah, he's the new striking coach for American Top Team. Yeah, he's the new striking coach for the Blacks. Either way, Tarver's a bad motherfucker. And I'm totally on that same wavelength

50:36 I just don't think that Nate Diaz Ireland for Mexico. offense and he just kept going at it well you know as a person who's a kicker like you you realize I'm good on everything. That was a long time ago, man. twice. I think it goes both ways. Connor could. That's a terrible accent. That was the Godfather. That was like the godfather I love the storylines like that.

54:41 I think it goes both ways. You're watching a play. But there's definitely a lot of that. We're starting to just find out more about the characters, But you also have to respect the hierarchy of championship like when like the amanda nunez ronda rousey thing when That chick hits hard. And so they didn't even really concentrate on it, and she was the champion.

57:30 doesn't know who's gonna win he would pump up Nunes instead of Ronda we already know Ronda Well, it's also interesting to see all those guys, they're fucking stud athletes. Cirque du Soleil and you think those people are athletes, Like in Japan in particular, you heard about a bunch of fixed fights. I know from people that were told that a fight was going to be fixed for them.

1:00:20 everybody hates that one guy Roman Reigns because he just keeps letting him win which is like really good. But other than that guy, triathlons while drinking tequila and smoking joints, like it's nothing, like they don't and goes to show you that you can have fun and work hard. you know what i'll have another one of those me too please thank you very much thank you

1:03:04 He was riding a bike, and he wound up getting in a fight with this one of those things where people didn't know any better. Like, something happened, he was riding a bike, and you're like, you know what, I'm mad at this guy, Boy, did you fuck up when you picked a fight with Nick Diaz. hooks you, tears your knee apart. them that perception like psychologically like it's you know, it makes you think, like, fuck this punk.

1:04:58 like uh you would think that dudes that have that kind of shit talking attitude couldn't really is it okay if your voice is used in the background of a podcast is it okay if Sylvie, a lovely lady with a beautiful accent. How about that, dude? The endurance with those guys is really wacky. It's a big part of their success, man. don't be scared the endurance

1:06:53 damning I've gotten to think about it in the head that's expected but open hand slapping your opponent like makes people laugh at you and and this and that, When Randy Couture fought Tito Ortiz, he spanked him. Oh, man. but wound up getting in trouble. Come on, bitch. They don't want to show you those clips over and over again. Nick Diaz can get to 170, no problem.

1:09:53 I like that. we lost ronda get some water damage i really i'm not even kidding i a i would love that and b That's literally, like, I think a lot of guys back in the day when it was just TV used to want to be on, like, They're the most fun. And people don't have, like, if I did that during commentary, That was a crazy moment. We do a pro wrestling podcast now,

1:12:16 I'm supposed to do a soccer companion with Ian, too. Really? I'm here to tell you. All respect, rather. That's when you know someone's retarded. But if you start talking about the devil, people go, Wait a minute. what are the likelihood that something's far more powerful than us created it probably man who knows like an actual devil, like an actual demon

1:15:45 Jesus died. I knew about what he was talking Yeah. much history i mean if you go back thousands of years like mesopotamia to today how many So they just, it's like, everything's from before. Yeah. It's all Not yet. Oh, you gotta go. I'm planning on it. You ever been to Hawaii? Not yet. Oh, you got to go. It's amazing. I guess it would be like lava vents or lava volcanoes that are underwater right now

1:19:09 You know, it's basically just breaching the surface of the water. Or it becomes like Yellowstone and it blows up and the whole top pops off of it. Yeah. Even cave people were bitches compared to animals. of different stages of it imagine if people would be people with the brains of people with the bodies of gorillas. compromise because in becoming softer and softer we become smarter and smarter right like you don't associate elon musk with being the most shredded barbarian on earth right no you associate him with

1:22:12 That's the perfect way to describe it. That Yellowstone just blows. is really one giant crater from a volcano that was so big website on um instagram of instagram page rather dr pimple popper you never seen it no it's She has funny captions on her little Instagram account. And she cuts them and squeezes out all this yellow shit and blackheads the size of your fist.

1:24:57 It's just like this giant exploding pus of lava. 10 years ago i guess you're just white i mean i guess in the black community earthquake is a And then all of a sudden, somebody's like, Earthquake's popping in. It's true, dude. That's, you know, one of the nicest things. And I see them very rarely. like cam and those guys john dudley yeah riv Yeah. Rivets. Yeah, the Rivets.

1:27:56 Adam Greentree is the salt of the earth. Because I'm wearing this shirt today. It's not what everybody thinks it is. You've got to be knowledgeable. You got to be safe. You bring food. Now I feel like I have to log on too on the Appalachian Trail. Oh, yeah, we're built like that, man. Yeah. bars and uh they're super dense you have one packet it's one third of your nutritional requirements

1:32:02 You want to take things that are like real calorie dense. And you're hiking, and you're going up these steep, steep hills, You're so much more of a man than I am. And then I fought in martial arts tournaments for a long time time and all those things are scary and nerve-wracking and it is a fight, last week on a pop in show was fundamentally cut up for 15 minutes.

1:34:40 That fucks with a lot. What are you, crazy? I never pee during podcasts. into a hole in the ground yeah and it's not even really a toilet bowl it's not wishy-washy water a dump. It's like, dude, we're going to Vegas, stewardesses are always Beat up. Oh, you don't like me, but you like the girl from the other flight? Back and forth. Got to take all my buddies

1:37:43 And I'm like, yeah He sent a human being. Ron White's a bad motherfucker. That's awesome. It is Mother's Day, right? That's how you make people. that all guys love sex like all guys love pussy right yeah you're only supposed to love like one Yeah, you've got to love dick. You would just fuck. It's just you and you're smart. Like, they must, right? I'm sure, I'm almost positive I read something like that.

1:41:25 Oh, a monkey-eating eagle. which there was some speculation that maybe it was tools, And, you know, we have, like, a pretty good fossil record of really big eagles talk, they would just take shit over. Oh, God. You realize Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. But you hide in a tank, and you shoot them out of the sky. Along with the wings, and they could grab you.

1:44:07 They found these skulls. Right. And they're looking at us like, why do you guys just stay on this floor? A big one. That's Ben Franklin I think thought it was like a punk ass bird. Yeah, it's true. It's like he called them like squawky or something. I mean, I don't know. I can't be something cute. Little dog ears and a nose. Exactly. American eagles.

1:47:20 Okay, and Russia's a bear? like they're they don't even they i don't think there's comprehending of our silly White trash guys. And they were all wearing the same shirt. And he's like, oh, no, that's just the Mississippi state flag. No. People right now are screaming, Wow, your hobbies are out of control. But it's just fascinating to me, just purely from, like, just an observer's point of view, like, oh, look at how the culture is shifting.

1:51:25 And then there was Cletus, who was in love with Daisy Duke. Dude, Jessica Simpson was hot as the sun. He really probably is. Like, that's a movie. Fuck you, Dave. That was a funny show, man. I can't deal with zombies anymore. When do you dummies kill all these zombies what are these zombies eating how are they staying it's just that it doesn't rot away

1:54:38 That was The Walking Dead, right? And then this guy's going to get killed with a baseball bat. yeah sort of how stuff does work in a weird way even though it again it's fiction like they just show And owing people favors and bipartisan politics and all that stuff that we see on a daily Right. The president is pushing people onto train tracks. I mean, this show, like, they go so deep with it, and obviously the bunch of crazy shit, murders, all this nutty shit,

1:57:14 on some things. You know, they're definitely Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. are you telling me you're not into seeing this new ripley scott alien movie that's coming out What do they call it? I think they called it a xenomorph. That's totally possible. it would have to eat 700 pounds of the people to even get in the ballpark of 700 pounds. its little alien dick

1:59:40 The face grabs it with his hand geiger's like design so his design was so freaky and dark and twisted like it was uh it was like Yeah. this is this week Like, I mean, I don't know how that works. But yeah, no, I go to the movie theater like everybody else, man. Like, I can't really picture it. Jesus Christ. Just no one's available right now, okay? Going to a movie with people can only be a distraction i think i've only gone to the movies by myself man maybe less than maybe six times ever my whole life but they're good trips i live right

2:03:02 Crunch, crunch, crunch. No they don't. It's not Reese's Pieces. Reese's. Yeah. What do they say? Especially. first time in a whataburger ever we had just placed our order i just handed the the cashier next day has his friend who's the chief of police on speakerphone and we're sitting in the car We start dying of laughter. Awesome. it was like a play argument about, I can't remember, who knows what, you know,

2:07:53 and Nashville's all open-minded and artists. Yeah, and their T-shirts. Okay. Like, it would be a nice place to live. sure you're not stealing anything yeah you know it's like yeah it's just a little more extreme It takes, like, a day. Like a show in Albany is just going to be different than a show in Dallas. You didn't enjoy it up there, huh? You're just getting started

2:10:49 Their parents' parents. If you have any remaining service items, please send those to us. She'll never find it. But we're bringing this podcast on a plane down for a landing, young Tony. So in conclusion, it was a crazy-ass night of awesome fights. Joanna is my everything. She points. of Teen Wolf like the fact same time like is this motherfucker yeah i was not sure if it was you and i looked back my god damn

2:13:13 Or her boyfriend will find out. What do you got coming up, man? Everywhere. And, you know, Monster, like, doesn't do billboards and, like, have commercials. Right. And I'm just absolutely going everywhere. Oh, man. Really during the last, like, what, 20 years maybe? Like, it feels festive. That would be fun. All those dates are available at TonyHinchcliffe.com.

2:16:20 Yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're bringing this big bird down to the ground. You're going to retire too? I love it. You can catch some of the videos. And they're trying to do things independently. this weird company you know like have you ever heard of like comedy dynamics who does that a lot of Is that what you're saying? sell it like to set something up and these people apparently wanted a ridiculous amount of money

2:20:06 But what's beautiful now, it's like guys special, man. Yeah. At the Ice House. I had one. Yeah. And because of that, it all gets weird. They're on an old Hollywood system, and when they were coming up, they were trained that way. Up until the point where you could watch the internet on your TV, and then all games were off. There's people that tell you you have to do this.

2:22:46 time they just do it's a it's a real common thing man and i i don't sometimes i wonder if they're that you'll correct them and give them good advice i just think that some people are also They're not just an idea. yourself and what distractions you're throwing up in your life in order to deal with your, you know, like, especially if you're not getting things done.

2:25:09 I was just thinking about this last night while I was smoking weed before going to bed. That's why you're used to doing it. oh, nobody even goes, You tripping? I'm nosy. And an anti-anxiety medicine. Yeah, I guess the smelling part. like I had to be with Stan Hope. There's no air left in this room. A little bit less. And like I know that it's bad. That's good.

2:28:24 You know, it sucks where i'm from in Real weird. It is. It's definitely the weirdest, stupidest thing that I do. talking too much i was just feeling like really and that was just from that I was like god what would I be like on coke And slowly create new No, I don't.