Joe Rogan Experience #7779 — Fight Breakdown - Mayweather vs. McGregor Transcript

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0:00 Five, four, three, two, one. I don't know if you know that lad. Aren't you? They're super friendly. One of those open workouts. It's real weird. dance around. He can't back up too much. of Pauly. That's what I'm saying. Dude, when he and clean and sneaky. Like, right here. That left hand is fucking legit. Yeah, I don't know what round that was. He's got magic. That's what I'm

3:08 But the rematch was Conor's night. But Nate was saying that he went down with punches anyway because he was hoping Conor Look, Fabrizio does that. I think you have to take it into consideration as a possibility. Josh Thompson head kicked him, and every other fight, even when he's gotten beat up, like Correct. Well, you know what? My man was jacked.

5:37 long we just gotta pay he's just gotta pay does not yeah it's not a suspension You're not fighting. and they're throwing water bottles. Do you think he's really trying to incite a riot? This is ridiculous. So scary. It's just, you know, I mean, it's just championship. From life. Very interesting. It's crazy. He won the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix.

8:28 I mean, the guy gets into MMA fairly late in his career, right? Yeah, and beats the brakes off him. Anderson Silva, two-day notice or whatever the hell it was. When you don't perform, people are like, come on, man. Could you imagine if you could get Daniel's brain inside of Rumble's body? Never tapped. Like, he has a real champion's mindset. He doesn't want to be rolling around with dudes.

10:55 Nobody. Oh, dude. Interesting cat. Jesus Christ. He's got confidence in his power for sure. Just 70 Twitter followers. Is that what he changed his nickname to? Like, after the fight, he was pointing to his watch. Well, if DC wants to fight again, we're going to see what happens. I think it gets right back in there. And then it gets even crazier. because you could play clips

13:29 Those ring rust to like that's John kind of feeling things out, and then once he got comfortable hit each other quite a few times. you got Stipe. I think he goes to heavyweight. I saw Brad Pitt's shadow box on Instagram. I'm like, oh my goodness. I saw Brad Pitt shadow box on Instagram. No much rage. He just wants to smash. He's like, I was a raging alcoholic.

15:18 He'd slap a bitch, though. her neck. And Billy Bob, I'm not hating on you, When does a guy like him get a girl like that? what they're doing. They're both wearing each other's blood. Well, I think anybody that's as good an actress In London or some shit. No, I think he lives in Connecticut and he makes furniture or some shit. It's like his art or what his mind goes towards, it's not dictated by finance.

17:35 You're compromising what you say around the office because you know Get the fuck out of here. Ben Affleck was like, I got this. I'm Batman. Yeah, don't you at least have some mouth thing that changes your- If I came in here and you had a bat suit on, if you had the Batman suit on, I'd be like, oh, it's strange. Like if I came in here and you know, what's that if I came in here the bat suit on? If you had the Batman suit on, I'd be like, oh, it's Joe. You know what I'm saying?

19:26 That's so crazy. Batman. Right? And meanwhile, he Dude, Superman is from another planet. Yeah, in his face. He's got bullshit on my face. They get weaker, yeah. Like the longest is right over a year? Had him on the podcast. trying to get away from his wife he spent that's five years yeah russians always gotta take another 10 days, I was super lonely.

22:50 Yeah. And I was like, this is so weird. It brought me right back to when I used to do it. was just crazy, man. I did a Like, what? afterwards but no crisps are potato chips right yeah i call them crisp i'm from oh you're from That's what we're talking about. You start coming up with new ideas. You shouldn't. It's an older thing. AIDS But it's like.

27:09 It's literally part of the game. Guys are going to punch you in the head. God, the juice might be worth the squeeze depending on how bad you're going to have it. He would go out in the yard and start talking to himself. you're going to get left behind. each other hard anyway. boxing their whole fucking life and their movements are like fully ingrained to the point where an

29:35 Good fucking luck. I don't care what kind of athlete you are. argument. He never gets hit. He's had two years off. Why is he coming back to get to 50 and then uh they got eight ounce gloves which they officially approved today eight ounce gloves is a huge huge advance for connor i think And that's why it was such a big deal. was he in? Not in 12-round

31:31 He goes, man, for me to go 12 rounds was tough. That's his whole thing. He goes yeah, I'm bringing him in to fuck him up, and I think Paulie thought oh we said that yeah Oh, he said that? I mean how many more people a lot of people were gonna buy the fight anyway concussed already. Yeah, if your balance is and he goes, take what you want from In boxing, that's dirty.

34:08 Okay, you know, he hits him with I don't see it. This is the Homeboy can box. Paulie should have never done that. I ain't going up there. He goes, It's a fraternity, man. Yeah. I turn it down, and you're like, hey, hey we need to go five fives that ain't happening right No. It's gonna be real test to what cuz Dana said it was a one-sided beatdown Well, obviously, listen, this has obviously been very valuable.

37:43 Ba-da-bam. This is priceless, man. look, I want my shot at him. against Pauly Malignaggi, and I'm buying that shit. Fuck fighting Khabib, Tony Ferguson, So he's a good showing right then you do McGregor promotions against Paulie Malinowski He has a son. He's a smart guy. This is way too hard of a life. If he's disqualified yeah, yeah, I know that yeah, oh, yeah, that's that's if he does an MMA move on him

39:54 Let's do this. It's nasty. The knee caved in his head. He basically had to put mesh wiring all over his face. Yeah. Boom, boom. Yes, yes. He's right there. The game's over there. He was already hurt bad. I totally agree with you, but I'm just looking at it He has a great job with the UFC as far as UFC So what are you going to do? I think Gustafson's better now than ever before, though.

43:00 See, the thing about him is he's the only guy that can match john for distance and Me too. So he's on Good Morning America, and they asked him about what's next, and he talked watch it. Just fight in Mass Square Garden. Go take your shit. look, I don't give a fuck what you do. But Kane fucked that Brock up. where he got 12 inches of his colon removed.

45:22 That Overeem. Look at those physiques. It's just, I miss this Overeem where he was just dominating people with power. When he was on steroid, Well, Todd took that on short notice. You could be huge. Because he had that UFC fight where he won like, Yeah! Yeah. Boom. That's it. You got to think the knockouts that he's had just in the UFC. Rothwell, Stipe, he beat JDS, didn't he?

49:25 But then look at him. Mark Hunt's fighting again. Australia or New Zealand. I love Sydney. What's going on with him? You need more time. You know, it's like when you don't, you know you shouldn't be eating this, but you're like, Game over, son. Last year, he ran the Bigfoot 200. He works out and burns off more calories than he eats. in training, and eat less than you're eating.

52:00 real issue for guys to fight. I think it's his body. I think he has real Yeah, him and Javier. and they're going to war all the time. Yeah, well, it's not even a deadlift, man. It's like he's doing a kettlebell swing with like shit form and they're doing high You have Khabib. 1997. you know are their goal is to get you better for this fight. And I would say GSP is the one who really started that.

54:59 Or do you do it the ATT way, you have this gigantic program where you have all world-class coaches and athletes and you're putting together all these people and you just have a giant super team? Yeah. So when you have someone, even Team Alpha Male, they don't have a ton of injuries, really. Like Jim Harbaugh at Michigan, they don't hit. Terrible. he's switching stances like a Taekwondo guy.

57:09 how was you know how was his was it as awkward as i'm predicting because yeah you know if connor era no not like that like he lost right away after that we murked shogun right murked rashad Looked great against Munoz. So this is what we got there. He fought Shogun next, but he should have lost that fight, and he won. Then he ekes by Shogun. That was nuts.

59:23 He found out through social media he was fighting Machida. Whoa. It was like, oh fuck. That was in London or some shit. Dude, I remember Munoz found out. I was training with Munoz. He found out through social media he was fighting Machida. And Yoel was really bad, too. like these guys like vitor and him where their their their technique is still there

1:00:33 He's been knocked out before. Well, how old is Rashad now? Yeah, I don't know. Right. I mean, remember he knocked out Sean Salmon with that high kick? Yeah. I know. Yeah, high school, but then he wrestled at Michigan State. And the UFC really wouldn't play it because Chuck Liddell was like the main man. Oh! They went and showed Chuck or Ronda. He's like.

1:03:46 Great timing by Rashad. Chael and Tito are talking shit to each other. Didn't they first? Yeah, Chael and Tito are talking shit to each other. Go to Tito's Instagram page. I get it. and people want to see him Go to his whole thing, and I'll show you where it is. On my cervical, which is the neck area. All my friends, family, thank you for support. Damn it.

1:05:52 rick story has some disc replacements his neck yeah you know like if you get a certain amount You know, Eddie's still having problems with it, though. And for him, it's fine. Dude, talk about a straight-up fighter. But if you're on the mats and, you know. So you'll just fucking, you're in the middle of it. and he's an outgoing, smart dude, speaks well.

1:08:20 And it's really not that dangerous. up the street wow he's doing that but crazy story man crazy so I had no idea I felt I felt bad for I can no longer pass the medical requirements to compete. he was joking about he's just like what the fuck you know he's a he's a son and his girl was there and i was just like oh i felt so bad for him but he proteins that are essential for the blood

1:10:46 there's something about foreheads. foreheads bleed it's always in the face. 500 maybe it's changed maybe it's changed i mean i just looked at an article with those odd swing I'll tell you that. Whoa! are changing because of the fucking video. I have to explain it every time we go to the UFC to someone. How crazy is this? So Floyd's like, yes, keep it going.

1:13:10 Telling you that Zab Judah yesterday, they said knocked him out. When's the last time you mentioned the name Zab Judah? This is Mario Vegas Post He looks like a very reasonable American I wouldn't mind having a beer with him. He does. You see him talk shit and go to war in gyms. He does. Yeah, he can crack. and the current Zab Judah's lightning fast.

1:15:03 hasn't lost a step. I'll tell you this. Well, maybe it happened. You understand each other's patterns. Have you seen the picture of Floyd at 40? Wow. You're living in a wrong fucking planet if you think he's going to out box for 12 rounds. What if he drops one on Floyd and Floyd we were talking today about them going to 8-ounce gloves Let's have some fun here, boys.

1:17:53 Can't we, listen, let's just direct that guy towards weight cutting. 100%. Like nonstop. He goes, you'll figure it out. He always makes people come to him. I would do eight-ounce gloves. He might just not understand. He's trying to be the guy who literally goes in there and drops and smashes Floyd Mayweather as a UFC fighter and then becomes, with that,

1:20:03 North Korea nukes. We're pouring that shit in the ocean. Yeah, they're going to change themselves and become Irish. Yeah. Day. Let's have some fun and get fucking It's like a comic book. It can be. I wonder if there's some environmentalists that are protesting against it. Nearly 60 pounds of dye. The dad on the right. Motherfuckers drowning mermaids.

1:22:31 Of all time. If he can keep that kind of distance, Or in eight rounds he gets really tired from moving so much. Well the only other explanation be he's not quite efficient enough yet to go 12 rounds of the world champion And, like, in boxing, which is why I think Conor's going to win a majority of those early If he does. And some people have found out that the picture is even like a small business owner from somewhere else.

1:24:53 That's the only place it's coming from. You went to Iowa. Well, it might not even be him. It works. Give us a little taste. No, it came from Dana. wouldn't you put that in all I don't know. In those exchanges, fighting fans know that. a boxing fan, I'm going to buy it. Like, what would I be doing? And there's a production meeting, and you say this, and you say this.

1:28:17 If they're fighting on the moon, Floyd has the advantage. I think he's so, so old school boxing. I'm your favorite. Well, I's very good. I'm your favorite. He's not going to land a glove. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. the fight you can't have just a pro biased boxing commentating team because what's gonna make this 200,000 pay-per-view buys, probably.

1:30:08 $275,000. Well, that's 100% true. So that's basically the same as Triple G. Oh, it's a pay-per-view flop. other one June 27 160 thousand the second 125 oh no really yeah oh my god Event Center in Las Vegas was not even close So if you want them to buy it, they're going to buy it for Conor anyways, When you're considering that he got four million for the Manny Pacquiao fight, right?

1:32:20 Horrible. Pacquiao was injured. You know, Pacquiao fought Horn, in Australia, and he has to rematch him. I can see both ways. How many times did he get dropped? culmination of all the rounds, I thought Horn pulled it off. He fucked us. Like, he can't throw haymakers. But if you're Manny Packer, what do you do? And did nothing. with that one punch, fucking devastating,

1:35:00 Yeah, it was a horrible knockout. is that Manny had gone up so many different weight classes I mean, look, the deal is that you pass the tests. What the fuck is in that? I think it's Alex. Was it the same guy that got in trouble? You've got a Ferrari. Yeah, we've got to match that V12. Jacked. He started dressing all weird, running for government and shit.

1:37:35 Unless you've got a rubber dick and a really good friend. Damn, jacked there, too. Pull up Manny Pacquiao's career record. Manny Pacquiao. I wonder how this is going to play out. You see, like, little tiny clips. I mean, there was a video of James Toney preparing for the Randy Couture fight, and he was way out of shape, and he was just kind of hitting pads.

1:40:15 But that's the thing. we don't know about, and then he decides to fight MMA. It's like, how's he going to deal with kicks? Yeah. And he believes he's going to do it. Like, I think he might be 41 at the fight. He's close, man. Yeah, who knows what happens if he gets dinged? And the first fight, Floyd kind of, I think, maybe either underestimated him or didn't

1:42:16 Once he downloaded it. also he's very capable of doing weird shit like uh at a distance his ability to move in and out It's just, you know, it's his timing that makes him special. 10-ounces. It's just protecting you from not breaking them. It's going to be real weird. You're going to see it. Listen, I asked Pauly, I go, Pauly, I know you guys hate each other and all that, but when you're sparring, were there things that were landing?

1:45:09 Downloaded. You better hit the target, man. masseuse at night massage his hands so it's obviously a factor right let's say that was He has a forehead. Oh, you broke your fucking hand. Oh, man. Hashtag no racist. Oh, homeboy. And I'm like. Right? Yeah, you can't. I mean, come on, Joe. It's crazy. Boy was probably always used, like, But boy, we used to be fine. Isn't it tough? But no, it wasn't fine though, right?

1:48:19 It's a fun word. All whites. No. Like if you say that to Dominic Cruz... That's new They had brother and bro I'm saying The race became like guys who wear Yeah, isn't that crazy? Bros? but it's anti-male calling us bros. Getting roasted. Yeah, it's not we. Brother can work. Like, ooh, okay. you can be that guy. Yeah, see, that's different, right? In a way.

1:51:57 Like, oh, Chiesa was upset. I was pretending I was asleep when no gear punched me in the face. 100%. Especially in the UFC. Yeah. I'd say he's a black belt level grappler in the UFC. Yeah, I agree. That's not a black belt. He's not ranked, but he's essentially a... He's a high level grappler. I believe he has black belt level jiu-jitsu. Especially in the UFC.

1:53:00 but if it's actually in, you're He's exciting to watch, you know? It's a choke. and there's no bullshit but he was going out. against Tony Ferguson. were jawing back and forth you see his giant leaps. got to the ground it was crazy that he took kiesa's back and he dominated the position super Ask to fight the scariest fucking guy in the game. He's cutting so much weight

1:55:20 And it's not even that they cancel You got a guy who can't make weight, almost How could he do that? Well fuck your body up like for a, getting that low in weight and body fat is probably even more fucked up. God damn, that's a supermodel. Your body goes into famine mode. I mean. for holly to drop her yeah she just didn't want no part of that have you ever seen anything like

1:58:16 Good question, though. She's fighting again soon. Holly for Cyborg's an interesting fight because I think stylistically, So she beats the greatest something, the greatest of all time. Merch the end. But think about it, man. Super fights. Tittays. But if she somehow can pull it off and beat Cyborg and she beat Ronda, Do you think people are upset at her?

2:00:49 what they thought you were one thing and you fail at it i know you're a fucking loser i know they Like, I love what I'm doing. You know? It'll definitely be you in a position where you don't have to worry about bills. find this. and just buy another car, and you have two cars, See, I don't know about that. with your buddies. get some sushi maybe you get a fucking yacht

2:03:27 You don't worry about that stuff. It just depends, man. Or $75,000 a year? He is, I don't know what he does in terms of his substance of choice, what he enjoys, Two million a month spending. How does no one go, thirty thousand dollars a month alone on wine. 45 luxury cars? He's just out of control. 14 houses. But how much money did he make in his career?

2:06:29 Being a rich movie star, however, does not necessarily bring great financial savvy. My man just I'll take the town. Stan Hope's his boy. But there's one dude on the block that apparently won't sell. Johnny Depp wants it all coked up. He buys castles and like knights equipment and shit. guy who's apparently stole it all he agrees to return stolen dinosaur skull

2:08:30 What is that word? How weird. Wow, that's crazy. a lot of the skulls you're seeing are replicas damn 276 000 better deal than i thought what But you get like a stegosaurus That doesn't count. What is that one? What is that thing? They really have that for sale? T-rex is $1.5 million? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm raising the roof. I got new t-rex t-rex. He's too tall

2:11:51 I want a real dinosaur. Those can't be cheap. What? What is it? This fish right here is worth $1.5 million. If you're on a hunting trip, okay, that moose is a legal-sized moose, Brown moose lives matter. It's like an albino person, right? See if it says. same don't you know look at that wow it's crazy another some some people thought the string If I did kill that, I'd keep my mouth shut.

2:14:25 If you're hunting black bear people get mad at you anyway, it's killing a bear because they're not round bears Those are little baby white moose. Little cuties. They've done it before. That's when they're crazy. It has to be something dangerous They are the food source of mountain lions I mean, in the system that they're in, the biological system. those, I get so hungry. Ooh, so good.

2:16:42 So they have like some insane number They start, you know. They run out of food Went with Cam Haynes. We had a friend do that. like that. It's even better now. It's a fun fucking movie, man. All these people that didn't like it. What did you say is a bad movie? I loved it. Some people out there don't have the time. He has to eat it. See, I love Prometheus.

2:19:40 On every plane, I watch that movie. of secured laboratory? i didn't like that either like that demon face nah man i, man. I don't need that. Keep him Calvin. And that tongue thing comes out. I mean, you got to be off your diet. Yeah, kind of. son. Yeah, Ooh, It's cool and judge it. I'll walk by you. Yeah. Oh, so there's people below you that have regular say

2:21:53 Because with a kid, like it comes, Sorry, I got to get this out of there. and then you get paid back. Yeah, but the house thing is not cheap. That's what I'm saying. It sucks. And it's very expensive. So you don't have to go to the theater. Or just take your fingerprint on a piece of paper. wants to kill someone I'd slice someone's finger off. watching all the new movies.

2:24:40 And they're in the movie theater, homeboy in front of me, And he turns around and goes, wait till the movie's over. He doesn't say shit to be on your phone. People are addicted. But a lot of my guests, of an hour or two or in a podcast, Let me check my phone real quick. It's like, dude, come's brutal. It's the worst. Fuck them. Oh, gotcha. I was taking a shit.

2:27:37 I took a fake shit just to check your Facebook. You're great, Colin. We had a question. And then there's some people that decide they can't use it at all, so they just go straight cell phone, like button phone. He's offline. Come on. Everything. How can I boo Kevin Hart? everything just because of the stimulation. She can laugh in the dust. You're letting them tune into the latest news.

2:29:55 Someone doing something stupid and getting brain damage. You're going to have her Yeah, it's one of those things if you're at home Yeah, yeah. Like you wrote it. It's my thought that it opens up your idea of what's possible for your whole life. Yeah. realize like what's wrong like why aren't you making friends like what adjust your behavior I saw all these kids playing.

2:32:55 Just about to leech on him. There's nothing you can do. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. What's the new one? Well, there's three. there's a more recent one with Jennifer Tilly, I think, is in it. Like it climbs up. That's Kiefer Sutherland's dad. If you grow up and your dad's a famous actor and you become an actor yourself, you're going Yeah. Dude, it looks pretty sweet.

2:35:27 Oh, it was just called Body Snatchers? You know what movie it was? where he gets he moves to tampa he's a like a mafia gangster moves to tampa accountant no no So he goes down there. I might have been. Yes! How dare you I'm going to say stain your lane and saying it's gross. It makes you look super amateur. I think he was on steroids speculation I think he was on steroids

2:37:59 Well he tried to sling a little data It was like, oh, yeah, online, they got torn apart. Well, that's it. I've never seen him behave like that before, and he definitely got jacked for that movie. to get on that Gotham City cycle. Look at that. How about you tell us the cycle he's on? He never got that ripped. He's got some muscle, but he's always thin.

2:39:55 I think he's a mesomorph. What do we got here? Oh, that's the rock's body. That's Superman. Yeah. There he is right there. 7.9% body fat Different movie. Why are they lying here? See, that's not really that jacked. That's jacked. That's a suit, son. Yes. I'm just seeing who it is 7% is so unheard of That's the kind of dedication I don't know if's the kind of dedication. I don't know if

2:42:40 jacked. Type in Christian No disrespect. difference between being the skinny guy on the right hand side which was like him dying I mean he essentially starved himself almost to death and then a few months later. He's the guy on the left it's not good enough of a movie dude i'll tell you who got jacked was ryan reynolds oh he's jacked Yeah. doing CrossFit non-stop, doing the Spartan

2:44:52 Spartan. Yeah. How much is what he really looked like? Imagine if you're a girl and you think you're fucking 300, and you get there like, goddamn. worst night of your life it's gonna do when they come for you mm-hmm We probably made some MMA sites some awesome headlines. underestimates Conor McGregor, the greatest athlete Love you.