Joe Rogan Experience #795 — Ian Edwards Transcript

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0:00 Man has to be careful about what size accoutrement he carries around with him, right? So it is a purse. Like, well, Ian, let's just keep a shit in the backpack. You open yourself up for a lot of verbal Like, quite honestly. Because I don't want to leave my wallet in the green room. You may never see this again. I tried to go natural Jamie's going natural?

2:25 You know what? Yeah, when you go, I've been raw. It feels good that way, though, doesn't it? the the dangerous parts are left, like, particularly in America. Live Leak, But for the most part, Yeah. How long you had your tattoos a while? Big biker looking dude. these magazines and TV shows and the guy that on my left arm. like a Getting tattooed. Yeah.

6:51 really rough spot what's interesting is that the closer it gets to your chest it's a really rough Like the shoulder Like anywhere that's got And it's like, you're finding shit out. Oh, shit. but when it gets down to it you know you get to know them it takes takes a long time to chip away Yeah. Yeah, you're a rebel because you have an Android phone, too.

9:34 I love it. And I have an iPhone. You know, like have your friends. at a friend's house i didn't have no printer no no printer, no setup where you could like, if you get a contract for a show and then sign it But how weird is it that we're still kid knows how to do that, right? movement it could be easily replicated it's not like what he could do on the basketball court he

11:56 He just writes his name. already started, you know, just flipping through the channels like, what is this? yeah i'm pretty sure this is it it's on i'm pretty sure it's on netflix or it was yes that's the guy This is a Picasso. That I know Picasso. I've seen Picasso. I studied Picasso. This is a Picasso. Yeah. They had to be separated in some part. right right because he's doing new pieces right new pieces in their style which in a way is kind

15:25 Oh, that's the worst. steal one of freddie soto's bits the other day oh shit i had to leave the room audience was laughing Because he was talking about people that get to a certain point in their career and then they wind up fucking things up. ambition is threatening to their examination of themselves right you know and we were having a Yeah. But I find, like, if you focus on the stuff that you want or where you want to get to and you have tunnel vision, then you'll be fine and you'll get there.

18:26 How to get so tuned into what you're doing that you don't concentrate on what they do you just concentrate? where you're trying to get out there and get booked, and nobody wants to book you. normal to concentrate on stupid shit it's almost like it's a distraction from concentrating on the really important So just work hard and you're good. wonder if this is gonna work like you have this idea like oh god is this gonna work can i get

21:13 that aren't funny how do we get started on this He's killing it all over the place. I have to water my milk down and put sugar in it. Where is this taking place? Morning radio shows are usually pretty fun. So, the announcement. the moment I kind of go between different genders. Interesting. So like today It's a pretty big thing to come out as Well, you know we're're going to do our thing.

25:28 Tallahassee maybe on all weekend at the Comedy Zone But Throatzilla is apparently a prostitute who's famous for her oral skills. He liked getting his ass eaten. You've been on it? Me too. just like we've been doing who's that talented i'm gonna figure out a way to do this shit yeah they're brutal those those are the most brutal for the show because most of the time

28:03 and then you gotta he's figured it out. At least the girl was like, that people just slide right into. Yeah. There's a way of talking. Guy's made hundreds of millions of dollars by talking smooth and looking great. Next two callers. Why would she do that? fabricated lies that's awful it's awful in a whole bunch of ways like it's awful that prince Like, that's probably not the best way to treat your body.

32:08 Like, look how fast he is. was one of the greats without a doubt one of the all-time greats i mean when it comes to music i Because some of these guys, they'll come out with some really cool songs and a really cool thing and then it goes away. And Terrence Tran Jar be like, yeah, he was, he's one of those sure things back then. That bitch was so fucking, and is so be talented yeah Sinead O'Connor too she's one of them yeah that bitch was so fucking in is so fucking talented that you go well where's her

34:14 She got turned off from the business or something. very brave person in that regard yeah if she did it today they'd be like she's a hack yeah people I can play it for the audio. Yeah, okay, so this is my senior year in high school. of this song yet it's just that but it's like his singing is kind of interesting too He had some shit written on his neck.

37:31 Maybe I'm wrong. We hotbox Ian. It's like smoking weed. It might be more than taking a few hits when you're out in the street with some friends. Oh, yeah. like people from the local cannabis community and i think there were some rappers in there as well That's Joey Diaz, though. I think he's right? You can try it. Sativa? and they're trying to stop it in some weird

41:04 how would fast food restaurants deliver? But it's going to cost a lot of people some money. And they'll go, well, you're different to me. and playing fucking, that makes you not want to belong to that group. Of course. annoying section of that group yes that makes you not want For sure. enough right i'm saying right and and first of all you don't know any other black people we're

43:32 Because everybody integrates. Yep. When you haven't made it, when you're broke, you always feel like it's never going to happen. Oh, Like at one point in his life, different groups of us right but it's so stupid it's not it it's just a bunch of people and they're And I'm here, a loser. It's a good way to put it. Mother's Day. watching it um who else was in there with us tony was watching at one point but i started getting

47:34 Yeah, it was amazing, like skill-wise. Right now, they're actually in the number two spot right now. So there's two Spanish teams in the Champions League final. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just not really going to happen. All the North American teams. I've just been hot boxed. yeah well I was just to say the difference in this too is where you're so they would play against a bunch of other different

51:05 where it's a CONCACAF Yeah, like basketball. They have their version of the NBA, but those teams and those players are not as good as ours. That's where all the countries get together and play basketball. It's like why are Americans so much better at it? Germany is good too. He choked out some dude in one FC, which is the Asia version of the UFC, which is getting bigger and bigger.

53:57 Oh, my God. I was like yeah this guy is like legit like this is really him he's such a nice Uriah is a lightning-fast striker. I'm picturing Uriah, and he feels bigger than Anderson Silva. There's Uriah. Like they've got it honed down to a razor's edge with just lightning precision. show your fucking age well that's how why would they have all these different things yeah i was

57:16 Right because the clean shots are the most important thing and it doesn't take like a giant bomb to knock you out The guy threw a kick, Anderson caught it, and ba-boom! And everybody goes, ah, that shit doesn't work. Bernard Hopkins, who's an incredibly skillful technical boxer, could get in the ring and school solid 50% of the professional light heavyweights in the world.

59:18 Step on your toes. I was always a big Bernard Hopkins fan, so when he fought Trinidad and fucked him up, I don't think he knew how good Bernard really was. But Bernard was on another level that night. It's always under control. god and then he fought kovalev and that was the fight that showed there's a difference between It's got to be tough in Russia.

1:01:48 You know, that's how it always worked in America too. yeah he has fun with it yeah yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah, man. A lot of Irish, a lot of immigrants. It's a harder world. No, what weight class? I think maybe he had one fight that went in the distance, I'm just impressed you can say his name so smoothly. I don't even try with that. 2008 he had unanimous decision win but he's on it's got a couple you a unanimous decision win. But he's got a couple unanimous decisions,

1:04:18 You know what's funny about this chart? He fucked that dude up. That guy looks like a straight-up cutie. Meanwhile, that dude is probably a direct descendant of the Mongols. Yeah, they're going to come on together. that came out of that dna and you look at a guy like provodnikov i mean he just screams like And you just, Matisse's Matisse, like, it's a weird, like, you look at the guy and you say, okay, obviously looks

1:07:26 way and there's a bunch of guys that are like that there's this kid in the ufc his name is mike Goofy face. Like, what in the fuck? Yeah, he already fought for the title. Like, you don't see it coming. punchers, but Uriah Hall, you see it. You like, oh oh he's stuck with him on the bench no you get stuck with him on the bench. No, you get stuck with him on the bench. You bring him in once in a while.

1:10:25 And David Robertson moved well there's a lot of there's a lot there was some there's some there's It's a mentality. Yeah, the tall guy. even do the least do you think that's because they're lazy um because it was always easy for You just got stuck with this basketball frame. Awesome boxer. There's no argument anymore. guy move like that? Is it even possible?

1:13:46 like mighty mouse if you started with him at a young age or is it a gravity thing is it that the hypnotize a big dude that you're little and make them like live little. Like, I can't let that guy grab me. That's an excellent. Todd Marinovich was a famous football player, But he rebelled Maybe he's healthy now, I think. Yeah, yeah yeah so you Like, Hershel Walker, even back in the days when he was in the NFL, had some sort of a black belt in something.

1:16:52 Because he looks like he's as big as he was when he was playing professional football. how dare you google it's google it's not He wasn't doing it like, hey, I'm a celebrity, former football player. And Strikeforce had him fight a few times. He could do it. Yeah, something insane and he still does it. oh i believe that's how he describes it but trauma i'm not sure they mean they mean head trauma

1:19:57 Like if it wasn't some giant controversy where you're involved in like a Ray Rice type situation That's incredible. Interesting when I see someone who's just so much better than everybody else, right? And the NBA is the Basketball League of America. If you have the least amount of points, the three teams with the least amount go down, came second so then all year he's coaching leicester and they're winning you know they're

1:22:57 But these motherfuckers, like, they gel together in a style that I've never seen before. premiership whoa 5,000 to 1 won the fucking premiership it is fucking crazy I was like, I don't know about this soccer project. I got you. Like, everybody loves the NFL in the United States. Soccer! Monkey chance? the ref will stop the game. like a real game. Yeah.

1:25:29 Hey, Of course. right you know like just being don't be a fucking asshole but people also get so People have, there's riots regularly at games, right? They fight over teams. I heard some terrible story about some guy who was wearing the wrong, They just beat the fuck out of him because he had the wrong shirt on. Is it because the rappers started taking on Raider hats

1:27:57 You know what I mean? I think there's something going on with people too, have you seen this and i forget what city it was in where Bernie Sanders wound up winning. I'm going, what are we seeing here like we see in gangs form because it seems like unite us in a bad way, like the fucking Heaven's Gate cult where they all cut their dicks off Pinkies, yeah. They do a joint at a

1:30:22 and ran off. They punched her in the face? That's what she's Jesus Christ. I would like to believe, I would be more happy if she made it up. He's flaunting it. grill i love hispanics like what the fuck i love hispanics and he's got that evil old school the burned in business deals and fucked over and you know and smashed in competition well it's like

1:33:06 Well, it just shows you. All this is craziness. or coming out with new models, government is because you couldn't talk directly to the leaders. segments of the population right we all agree on that yeah yeah like we make a new constitution That's what people were doing, writing something down and not being worried about being killed do it that does hurt segments of society were done on purpose but they're just

1:36:40 to influence the decision making of the people that are in power. And whether it's through fear, intimidation, manipulation, any way other than socially like socially it seems to matter like i think one of the best things about No. That was all Ashcroft. rumsfeld who pushed um aspartame like that's how aspartame is legal it all came out of rumsfeld

1:38:58 with the current ability to communicate about things. much money out of this bitch as we can let's just go hard you know just ridiculous my question is we have all the same amount of stuff right we have the same amount of minerals we have the same better feel that feel like it's getting better i saw something that said that the 150 000 jobs were tiny they'd be like seeing all these giant people with McDonald's fucking falling out of their pockets.

1:41:56 I mean, back then you were starving. wrote wrote a bunch of crazy stories about all his times but there was times where he's begging It was none of that. And you realize, yeah, that's a different time than today. and you were a laborer your whole life and then all of a sudden the jobs dried up you had no You know what's crazy about, I went to a, what do they call it, like an opera?

1:44:52 if i'm saying that right hot box and drill hot box and it's real y'all there's a lot of people Yeah, Hitler was real animated, right? Mm-hmm. the shit out of everybody today that was that was good for back then you could you could reach And I said, you're going to pay for it. So you're going to make a fence taller than it needs to be right so that you spite this person like is this is this a normal

1:47:11 They don't go over. And your president is like talking You're smothering the sound. Nobody. But it's so fascinating that there's this border. Mexicans live in America. Yeah, you know a lot of my friends are from I know a lot of people from Mexico a lot We can't let you over here. But if you're born a mile the other way, fucksville. mexico there should be no united states there should be no canada there should be the planet

1:50:32 right? Because my parents were second generation. So just two generations ago, all of my family came from Italy and Ireland. They came over here. cut off is that what it has i know people don't want to share man people just want mine yeah mine They changed the language of the country. Mexican that are like really dark and you go with that guy looks like a mayor

1:53:34 Yeah, they're just covering their dicks. Some of them are supposed to be men see that one's got his up transgender They came over on horseback. They probably had horses, right? I'm pretty sure. There you go. food people getting scurvy and shit I bet it's probably easier to bring hay Yeah. restricted. the horse is on board. It's not very big at all.

1:56:49 Those little things change the world so much. The way you just explained that. Three of those fucking things. What's that tower? Lots of diseases. Well, eventually. of groovy shit. It's crazy. It's crazy when you think iPhones and I well eventually eventually turns into iPhone Yeah, I wonder if iPhones would have existed if we just stayed in Europe probably not see that's what I think one of the things

1:58:26 Okay? And they're like, there's no way. But she still doesn't have enough to win. exhausting but meanwhile this fucking trump guy is sitting emerges what a strange strange strange time and he said he was very nice and very reasonable. He goes, you know what? Yeah, I don't know you should tell him come on I would like to get high with Ryan Seacrest and find out what's really going on in there.

2:01:33 Yeah. That's Bobby Lashley, right? That's hilarious. In a boxing match at T-Mobile Arena in Vegas. Floyd will be debilitated inside of one round 100 and if connor decides to take him to the ground a world where and he does it in a more slick, skillful way with rapid reflexes, Look, one of the things we know about Conor is he has a ridiculous belief in himself and

2:04:15 there's a bunch of guys who the wheels just fall off, while thinking that they might get double-crossed. Here, pull that up because it's kind of hilarious. bang ha ha i mean it's hilarious that's the real world of boxing mayweather just knocked him the it's very difficult to understand why you're just looking at, Sure, Pacquiao. Pacquiao's the big fight.

2:06:46 But I also think that Floyd Mayweather versus is involved... They'd have to let him out of contracts Like have the fight on a UFC card? I think you go to punch where Mayweather is, and Mayweather's not there anymore. He has a nasty left Yeah. It would not even be close. He would kill him. he's a fucking super dangerous puncher just like my donna was or my donna is even though my donna

2:09:46 When Ricky Hatton was Ricky Hatton. Well, he did have one comeback fight and just didn't like how he performed. When Pacquiao knocked him out, he knocked him dead. Yeah, that's like the second British hope that that happened to. it's they're underrated how good they are like as a person who's watching it from the outside Yeah. But apparently now he's a little heavy.

2:12:30 We can still make a lot of money if Conor rematches Nate Diaz, which I hear they're trying to make happen as well. pay-per-view buy or something crazy so you do that you move that up and you you take that chance and And at 39 is perfect age. made he called the ufc's bluff he said you're not going to remove me from the card i'm fucking And UFC 200 is about the sport.

2:14:50 kind of a superstar you are. I believe he would need the UFC's blessing. I don't see another. I don't know he can. I believe he would need the UFC's blessing. I can't imagine that one fight But if Ronda doesn't fight that way, if she fights the way that Misha fought, did in the first fight. But in her defense, she said she got rocked by a big punch early in the

2:17:15 She dropped went in on her and Rhonda could have been just out of it like drunk not knowing what she's doing Absolutely. that she has. that's the thing too. and she does, if she wants to just be set They're smart. Get down under the belt. a chance. Give her a chance to prove what she can do i'm like i gotta work on my ground game 100 is he Is he doing it? I'm sure. Yeah, there's pictures of him.

2:20:37 have a good vocabulary and you have an argument with him they might say one thing yeah well you're a fairly good vocabulary and a fairly good understanding of the world but if you were It wouldn't be scientists, though. It'd be like You're going to bring me to the world of soccer. You're going to come, and then you're going to talk shit. It's an honorable game.

2:22:41 It's unfortunate. with one second to go with a bulldog choke in the They roll around like a baby. Maybe we can help. Maybe we can help. Much love.