Joe Rogan Experience #799 — Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:00 We are live! but it's a stout batch, and it gives you a lot of ahem. Tate says about coffee. And he said, you've got to follow me. He goes, this is the one place they have very good coffee. Guy pours us the coffees. want to. Just come with me. Just get over here. Now, let's go ahead and drink deeply of my lips. jardine soft-spoken nicest guy of all time yeah yeah if you got a problem with keith jardine you

2:36 Jesus. The honky tonk place? Dead sober. He has like a unique smell. But see, a lot of those dudes that are sober, they drink a lot of coffee. Like, boys, I don't know if you're doing, I mean, I guess you're not ruining your life It's just like I'm so fucking – tobacco doesn't fucking fuck with me, man. you can mitigate it somewhat with hard training and a healthy lifestyle and you know moderation

5:29 the amount of decrease in performance And the blood dope. Novitsky explained it to me, but a lot of Russian guys are getting caught with it. But going back to Joe Schilling, this is my only, and I don't advocate smoking ever, right? Man, you can smoke a little weed A lot of times the way they manage that stress, the stress of competition, had to be mapped out,

7:27 It's the attitude behind the choice to make cigarettes part of your life. I know. You're in a competition with yourself and you can win and you don't. and you don't do it, for accomplishing great things. There are a lot of people that... a lot of them, great books, screenplays, films made by smokers. And so in that sense, or whatever your vice might be with something negative and associating and even feeling the

10:23 So that's a hard point to argue. I don't think he wants to bad enough. You know, when you start going into scarcity mode, that's one of the things that they say about people that were incorrectly starving themselves. you that that we still have a lot of that reptilian sort of caveman mentality and the most successful people in those they're not the funs

12:55 he wouldn't talk to you Yeah, and that's what produces But that is creating some success like in the form of art, like maybe music They drop some hits though, man. Like, I'm a rock star. Nickelback superstars. I've never heard it There is They're just tools. It catches fire. They are not as, But people love it. Had some highlights. And he said, people started making fun of me, and it just caught fire.

15:51 Look at the hair. He's in those new commercials. Upper left Short hair He fixed the whole thing Weirdness going on But that's what guys Why is he wearing bangles? And he's got a bear claw necklace. God that's a good question I love you, brother. What kind of weather He can do no wrong. Great beard. With a scarf. Can I be honest with you? He bought 50 of them.

18:25 Holy shit, why isn't there so many scarves? Maybe he's not really into geechokes. he came to 10th Planet who was probably has helped a lot of fighters. In fact, he's in the Mark Schultz documentary, Foxcatcher. And he created a professional submission thing. He could not straighten it. I need you to help me tonight. Drive to this location, far as hell.

21:09 I don't hold mitts. I'm like, fuck it. So he wants you to hit pads and then shoot doubles. straight at him he's not gonna be there I told his coach that I'm like no he got He's 39 off TRT. Well, he's figured out a way to get down to 240 pounds. Mistakes in his approaches. That fucking Jackson team, man. There's a lot of great people for him to train with he's relying on skills i'm just saying now that he's one of the guys where you see drug

24:28 Don Cerrone was saying that his technique is so fun to watch, and Donald will spar with used to come in like a meathead because he had so much power yeah exactly and that allowed him to good. He's good. These guys that won it. Some of the greatest strikers of all time. Seven feet tall. Do you remember when Karatanov took him down Scared the shit out of me.

26:50 Just hitting the same eye. Oh, no. murked Orlovsky. but he's at a super high level. Some issues Remember that Am I right on that Jimmy He's won four in a row. That's the toughest fight, I think, for Miosic, As a person who's watched fighters. I'm not even joking, man. I really think that you That's why I disagree. Yeah, we can make this work. But he also caught Verdum with that old trick. He caught

30:39 Maybe. Or maybe He definitely did not fight smart. He was making these advances. It was better. when you get hit it's like oh gotta get him back i think it was more he gets hit and he's like a Because, you know, Stipe's knocked out some great guys. He's a smooth fighter. You know? What do you mean rub? A guy who was a champion who knocked out Cain Velasquez with one punch.

33:41 especially when you're getting that top echelon, You're doing it right. That fucking dude is gigantic. Dude, Struve, do not count that guy out yet. Struve did an inside Right. A strew would be such a fricking handful if he could learn to use his reach. The other thing about Struve is you've got to realize that kid has, I think, 40 fights. What is the medical condition?

35:55 Mark Hunt hit so fucking hard. boxing distance of Alistair and take UFC heavyweight division, maybe of all time. Alistair's been stopped a lot of times. And in Pride, he submitted Vitor. So you know how Rashad has his black belt? When you have a guy who could probably be a professional ball player, right? Professional. Tough as they come. you can sort of see this uneasiness in the way they're taking in oxygen.

39:00 I'm saying he's not from, like, a Jackson's, a.k.a. ATT. I remember that was a big thing with Eddie Bravo. We were talking about it on the phone. I don't think there's anything wrong with a fighter trying to stay loose. If he won the fight and made that face, no one would say a fucking word. How about Ronda Rousey? Same with Connor. Of course. Oh, you with to the top. Kiss my ass. Now they hate her. Now they think she's arrogant for that. Same with Conor.

41:21 Stipe looks. Look how loose. Dude, his striking is fucking legit Well, I think what happened in this fight in particular is that he forced it. Yes. Thank yous in this gigantic soccer arena there's all these people in Brazil, and I think Because he landed it. he got a terrible make him work, But he's real relaxed. That was a very nice leg by Just a little bit to where he's chasing him.

44:14 I didn't see that until... I guarantee you because he's moving forward and steep a drops it in on him Like, it's a super efficient, like, really technical punch The right hand. But it doesn't even necessarily have to be that he planned it out and that was a part of the game plan. You don't see a lot of jabs. He didn't just get mad. His legs jolted.

46:17 Let's get our boy a goddamn parade. He jumped off the fence. Did you step your fucking game up? I love that he could do that. See, it's like tank. He pushes his hand away. Yeah. That highlight right there was the perfect highlight. you're not a homophobe. No, Queer Street's fun. I think that's sending out the wrong message. Let's take a sex break. this is this looks like you and callan but i go oh my god how gay were the oakridge boys

48:53 Oakridge boys, they said they didn't have nothing Dude, you're actually looking down at this guy's dick. This is us. Look at Callan Far right is Callan and me had a kid and the kid likes mustaches Same stylist as Couture? Those guys are awesome, man. The second guy is. The far left guy looks like a blackjack dealer, the second guy is. Can't even have fun anymore.

50:53 It's like, look, there's a national debate going on on whether or not women should have It's true. Like, what is it? you know, there are concerns for all of us. For example, if you identify with a different sex, I'm not used to that. weird that she's on the front cover of Sports to keep it a secret uh you felt different, etc., etc. We know majority of us who say we may not have the funds for a third bath right yeah

54:33 Yeah. but because we know that there are men that are predators exactly please someone Now, if you're born a woman, but you want to be a man, Yeah, they do it. You're not saying, hey, if you are in the pension plan in this company, because women well because if you can say ah well guys are gonna put on dress and just to go look at little You're right.

57:42 Advantage of a law right this has nothing to do with transgenders. To make a law that says that transgender people can use a woman's room is an exception. a rare thing to make a law for when you're dealing with how many women have to use that Got labeled a sexual predator because he got caught taking a piss outside It's not just one guy that this happened to.

59:49 God, that's tough. Can't have that. So here's how to have surgery but he identifies as a woman. in there with a beard who says and you should say she's a woman. No. Yeah, well with a man's frame and then and it becomes a sociological or a political issue more than a scientific and who are just taking nothing, but you're taking male hormones, where is this line is it penis vagina is that the only line or is there a certain amount

1:02:27 public space, a bathroom, something intimate. No, I was listening. It's not illegal in Japan. Yeah. Well, I feel like a girl. I want to be Joanna, man. Do you just decide I am this I feel like a girl No. That woman works hard she runs Dude, the way she ran through Leslie Smith, She didn't get hit. Perillo should be getting Bisbing boxed I was trying to exaggerate the point to you.

1:05:21 Or do you think that Michael Bisping But he's trying to say my mouthpiece. action, and it could be perceived Step your 40 time up, son. But why is that because you should be you should not be able to fight look you should definitely be penalized knows that your mouthpiece is out, It was kind of in it and it came out and he's like, no, no, no, stop, stop.

1:07:30 takes a minute to... It's also not No, no. Nah, it's bullshit. He was fouling Floyd. Look, a lot of times you can't have that in a fight. And Floyd's like, fuck you. I think he's done, right? oscar de la jolla he was like the golden boy and then it just never went down the two fights i want Might not be enough against Colville 11, man. No, it doesn't give a fuck.

1:09:32 You know why? Dana's a businessman. Conor's the biggest draw You're full of shit. I'm going to spark up his joy. This is the thing. You've got to remember, So Floyd probably could knock him out any time he wanted, right? Nate's a big guy. like the Ricky Hatton fight that's's a perfect example. That knockout came. Second fight, he boxed the shit out of him.

1:12:17 No, that's not what anybody's saying. I mean, that fucking Amir Khan knockout. After the fight, he was like, dude, my thigh. Because Conor's a big guy It would be a great show. Because I think if you look at Sugar Ray Leonard versus Roberto Duran, both guys were really like Tyson. I think Canelo wasn't in his prime going to have to vacate in his belt if he doesn't fight triple g that's what they're saying at that weight

1:14:52 paydays. Also, I want the belt. Serious business. just murk and keep building his name. If you look at the fight, the actual fight itself Gave him some real issues Canelo outboxed Cotto. It's crazy fucking make the weight different than MMA in that was so weird MMA I completely disagree. have had even more champions And they're actual world champions.

1:17:36 206 or 265. But what's interesting is the best guys seem to flatten out around 240. But at 140, I heard from my stories, it was a beast for her to get to. Why make her make it? You don't understand. She's the Invicta champion, so It's an established weight class. Holly Holmes has the best chance because Cyborg is a ruthless marauder. Yeah, that counter right hand is nasty.

1:19:37 The referee saved her from herself. Yeah. She's so much more advanced than anybody else. And Holly also had a really brutal knockout in boxing against a larger woman and I've watched it I was But it was also Holly who was tending. She wasn't pulling the trigger. Was on top of her most of the round, just beating her ass. Cyborg's way better on the ground.

1:21:48 Like, when she's in that cage, you're just like. Let a bunch of people sign up to be who wants to get in there. It doesn't matter. She has a ways to go before she's Mike Tyson. I'm just saying, if you're Misha's manager and they're like, hey, we need you to fight And listen, Cyborg, go back to the Gina Carano fight. Cyborg wasn't the same Cyborg back then.

1:23:36 of photographs in MMA, I'm not trying to see that picture. Damn. on her fucking jaw right there. She's better now. She's super her man, the old man in, He committed to knee bars. I'm like, They have one where I think it's just asses. Yeah. Bombdia? You know how sometimes people try to have two things being taped? Yeah. see if you can find the fight so we'll do commentary but how about how about afterwards

1:26:57 Brown's coaches are around. Leister Bowling and his other I gotta pee on my big huge dick. I'll be right back. Have you ever tried not having them? when i and i don't eat a lot of bread because i'm aware of because i monitor my body like so if i and you eat bread and we're just used to them. This is round three? He shoots in. And he tries to take down again.

1:29:21 You know, he didn't really hurt him. This is how confident he is in his jiu-jitsu. Because he's not seeing that in training. When you have Damian Maia on top of you So he's got to push down with his hands, and while he's pushing down with his hands, Well, this is what he does, man. How about the fact that Jake Shields You're saying by grappling. It's not even that.

1:31:49 He's beat, I think, all top five guys. He's trying to protect himself, but it's just futile. Hey, let me ask you this. well, he didn't get cleared But you're not supposed I thought he was clear to fight in two months or something. Because that's exactly what I want. You think title shot next for Maia? larkskin i don't think he will i mean i don't think he will he's gonna he's gonna try to turn

1:33:57 Yes. Yeah, at 185, he was trying to strike with dudes, and he was striking too much. I want to see. Before that big mistake. and from him is it was the worst camp of his life like he knew he needed to change things but he And he kind of got comfortable. and you know the staph infection was physically like really bad and he thinks he also is riding All the time.

1:36:10 Habib. And his dad And Bob Cook, too, man. That's a big guy. He was 215 pounds. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm sure they're going to ramp it up when it comes close to pay-per-view time. That sounds so gay. Jesus Christ. on, I'm counting him out. Lamas. Click on that. I think it's the best in the UFC. He just trains from there all the time. He got popped for something. He got popped. All those Black House boys did for a while there He did. He got popped for something.

1:39:14 Let me see what his last fight was. That's when Brando got cut. And Brando said, you know what, man? Yeah, that's a bad idea. for you, and everyone loves Clay, and it'll put you more on the map. So this could be a make-or-break fight for him. I love this fight because, first of all, And that was a weird stoppage, man. It's like he definitely got cracked. And if Hennon Burrell where he got cracked. Yeah. And that was a weird stoppage, man.

1:41:18 I go back to the Michael McDonald fight when he fucking just blitzkrieged him I'm going to take a little break. And I think he's better. all his guns. Yes, I think he just keeps getting better. Can you imagine if Uriah Faber beats Cruz, and that's a big F, and then fights Mighty He'd be the bigger guy. He'd be like Cyborg on these bitches. How much shorter is Mighty Mouse

1:42:45 But Dominic is a decision. Yeah. you that he doesn't give you that there's never a time where he's standing in front of you just No, I'm not. But Bobby Green, when he's at his best, is one of the best at 155. Those were during the IV days, too, by the way. wrestled and you did jiu-jitsu and you boxed endurance oxygen that's what thatium, whatever that stuff was, that boxer got caught from.

1:44:55 He's 125 pounds. worked with mysteriously died so this guy exiled himself to los angeles he ran the entire lab and the other two guys that he worked with mysteriously died. So this guy exiled himself to Los Angeles. That's what he did. No, you can't get you. You can't shut your mouth Russian intelligence can find you. And then they found blunt force trauma on his head. How do you miss of death was ruled as like a heart attack. And then they found

1:46:32 X.A. Dupoutin died the autopsy claim. They tied him up. had suffered a heart attack. I've read the article. that you have? The physical proof, yeah. It'd be everywhere if they did that. Of course not. And, you know, they're on top of the latest and the greatest. Because what he's not counting is like salaries and flights and all this stuff. They're going after him now for $100 million still because they said he defrauded the government

1:49:49 A snitch would be Victor Conte. See, here's the thing. Did they ever actually? Could you see it that way? to realize the error of his ways cheated? No. Lance never did. What do you think the benefit of You're in another country. are you doing in the cyclist business? And how much money did he raise for all this cancer awareness? And he used his money. That's where he fucked up. That's a bunch of people that were telling the truth. And he used his money.

1:52:38 They got caught. And I can see both sides, but I'm with Lance Armstrong. By far. I'm with you. Lance Armstrong number two in the country is it getting more That's why you're not Lance Armstrong bitch. Yeah, so so you just wrestling high school I'm so confused. I'm a liar, but I'm not a liar. the reason why he's Lance Armstrong is because he's what you are is a guy

1:54:57 this romanticized version social media or nothing who everyone's angry at, and there's Where's their steroids at? It was amazing talking to him. He's my buddy now. We text each other. It's bizarre as fuck. It's awesome. I get a text every now and then from Lance Armstrong. He's the man. you know Dan Bilzerian? Hook us up. I want I think his parents had money.

1:56:54 but it came out that he comes from a lot of money. Well, that's a big deal. They fucked up cause Bill Zarian's a smart bitch And I say whores I say that with all love They're like Charlie's Angels. What are you doing? I sure am that's not a guy All right. Ugh, to all of it though. I mean, there's a lot of those people. Yeah, I'm saying that at least, like, don't you think, it's a little bit maybe like the difference between you see a body that's built for something.

1:59:43 You're saying he doesn't possess a skill? His skill is self-promotion, but it ends there. So it's a self-cont000 likes, Brian. Brian, you're saying he doesn't have skills. You're saying he doesn't possess a skill? That's debatable. He worked hard for five weeks to do that. It's not like an or by crook or by luck or by fuck, that is equally as fucked up as that guy?

2:00:58 Yeah, either do I. listen, you give me a hundred million dollars, you know what Brian, you're doing that because you enjoy it and because you're I spend money trying to make the world better. Yeah. I think you're awesome. Who knows? There is a camera behind him. And then, Brian, listen. Look at this. All I'm saying is even if you got $100 million, you're not becoming Mother Teresa.

2:03:34 No one says it is. crossing your legs and what was going on there. And I think if you spend I get that it might not be your thing. I don't think anything's wrong with it. I see it as a persona. It's a listen it is I mean just think about it it is his life probably gets old after How weird is that? these girls and he pays them like thousands of dollars a day right to hang out at his house and

2:06:13 does whatever the fuck he wants. ungodly amounts of money I don't have a problem with that gold Royals Royce, son. Killing the game. Come on be doing some shit for his people though to be yeah, how about not you might? If that's his value system, it's okay. I'm not. The Kim Kardashian world. You're taking a sense of humor, and you should take a humorous approach to it.

2:07:55 I was just using him as an expression. You can't do that. It's the leg thing. I got skinny jeans on. It, I got a fat dick. But I also have fat legs. It ain't happening. It's the leg thing. Are you wearing them now? Yes, sir. Don't send me jeans, Joe. They're calling them like Rogan jeans. I swear to God. These are skinny stretchy jeans. Sack is all fucking scratchy and itchy.

2:10:10 And I'm a skinny guy the highlights of my life was when I was at John Varvatos trying on You said the biggest in the world? Straight up. of a dude. pushed him into this room, and I of people who recognized him and I pushed him into this room 330. He's a fucking giant. But the first thing he said is, he goes, if you're a homeless person, I don't know why

2:11:53 Where did we hang out with him last? Was it in Vancouver? Maybe it was Toronto We hit me that real Steve 50 minutes ways is so different than an intimate crowd. you know, and, uh, you know, we sat down in the audience. You have to be real careful what you're saying while people are laughing. You can add a tag in the middle of it. I'm like, oh, when people are laughing around you, it's like people yelling at you at you like you can't hear what's up there and the speakers way the fuck over there

2:14:36 I was like, this is fucking beautiful, man. That's all I do. I tell a story. ballroom. And Brian's's like now don't get on with these people he's like it's it's the venue we're in well even cobs is kind of interesting Don Marrero used to do it and take a loss. I'm like, look who's here. It's funny. So Rogan sold out four times. It's Joe, this guy who deals with the Wilbur.

2:16:58 Yeah, I wish 34. No way. It seems like the same. with me to uh to uh boston and now he's gonna go back and headline that place he's gonna do uh That's going to be great. I think the Vic. I'm selling that bitch out. I'd hire someone to sing some opera before the show. Yeah. This is the Civic Opera House? That's dope. come on I want some hide them pee pee stains

2:19:43 bet your sweet ass Is that what you have? Let's go camo on camo. All artsy and shit. somewhere? How easy is it's like 60 bucks for like legit like everything i'm wearing is from that i wear it have you done But the other things like Dollar Shave Club, I don't buy razors anymore. Oh, does he? They're in Marina, too. You kind of have Fox. I mean, not really.

2:22:04 like, hey, don't do that I'm like what? If they fire you Oh, someone's a snitch. Golden snitch. Just the golden snitch. in his heyday Dude they tried bringing Well it was also He's even dressed the same He's a real nice guy. to start trying to do it. people will call him out. Talk about the golden. He's fucking murdering it right now. Do you think he just doesn't care anymore?

2:24:59 I haven't really been paying attention, but I mean, the amount of money that Eddie Murphy's made from all those movies that he did. Other people could have done that too. Not wanting to go out there. When you live like the Sultan of Brunei, to bring it back full circle. He was really cool. Yeah, give it some volume. He said Bill has one. Bill has one.

2:25:58 Bill has one. Bill has one. Bill has one. Bill has one. Bill has one. He's going to give his trophy back to you? Oh, this is just a story piece. And he just goes up there and murders it like that and is in perfect form as timings perfect had this birthday party. And so We get in my Porsche. of windows his party house is like a like a flying saucer that just got stuck in the side of a

2:29:06 to Lenny Kravitz and I'm like this is so what's up man? How you doing? We're talking to Lenny Kravitz Give me two fighters. Oh, okay. Cindy Crawford is 50 Ridiculously looking. Yeah, don't do that. When I'm mad, love's a woman. That's how a supermodel does it. Yeah, well it's just, because nobody else is going to understand. You're one of the most famous comedians that's ever lived and one of the most famous celebrities in America.

2:32:07 on that list. I think you're in that list. bullshit? Would you move out of LA? Colorado is always going to be one of my best choices. That's the spot. And I get it that it makes you appreciate one when you don't have the other, but it's hard to know that all I can do is get on a jet and I can be in L.A. and it's perfect. It's so rare that you'll go there and a guy like Ron White drops in to do 15 minutes.

2:33:49 I don't know. I could look for like local people, but that would run dry. Yeah. you'd live back. but Evergreen's in the mountains. They're so left-wing. I remember I went to school there. All white people. But super nice people. Jamie made it while working on the show. That's perfect. You have to take them into consideration But I'll tell you one thing.

2:36:28 I've been to Mexico City. beautiful city this crazy ancient city in the mountains in mexico like 7 000 feet above sea No, they're going to keep moving here carolina they really do with a infrastructure, and people move to those places. But as you get, one of the things I notice is I'll be in places, But we ate great food, too. France. Small towns are not small towns from 20 years ago.

2:38:41 And I think that it's important to note that the only reason to be of stuff doesn't shoot in LA. But also I'm not interested. Fuck hunting. He's only waiting behind a tree. Guilt and weird shit that you have about food about buying it from a grocery store You'll go outside and look at that forest horse that I got sitting out there? An elk might run.

2:40:32 Yeah. lot more grizzly bear too. That's a snow- With giant swords growing out of its head. You eventually die. What do you hear about this shit? I stopped doing it. But it's obviously a three-man mission. platform that they've designed so the guy can bend over and then the guy puts It's like... But he's kind of like me. because he works for Boeing.

2:43:19 They should take that, make a DVD, put it up for sale, and put the money back into the coffers of the city. And he goes balls deep. Yeah, or done it with other animals, and then maybe the horses would broke him. to the... That ain't going to stop that fucking mammal. penetrating you. If you're penetrating the animal But there's this guy, Jonathan Haidt, who's a social scientist.

2:45:13 fucks a chick and then eats it, we all but you can't fuck it after you kill it? Right. No one can say shit. Right. But if you just took the breast, the chicken breast, wrapped it around your dick and jerked off, and just start jerking yourself with this warm beef. But if you get caught fucking a pig, even if the pig's having a great old time. That pig's like.

2:46:34 But if you bend over and that pig's like, yo, let me get at that asshole, it's legal Why though? Well, what about the guy who paid the guy to kill him and eat him, Did the guy wind up dying? and then serve them. Way too much. That's what it is, way? I don't know Per person Way too much Whoa, in a tweet he offered to cook his penis what, $1,000? So 800 pounds is like 1,000.

2:49:07 Kept that shit on ice. It actually breaks down some of the tissue. I feel sick. It would be all fat. different. But there's a lot of weird dick-eating people who the fuck signed up to go He's like a scary, strange fetish. That article that damn thing's in the way. This is gross. Oh, there it goes. A woman slices off rapist's genitalia, forces him to eat it at gunpoint.

2:51:09 and then she wow basically I grab the gun that he had left on the kitchen counter, walk over to him, force him to eat Me too. Just fed him that dick. Yeah, he needs to die. False. A fake news site posing as a Los Angeles area outlet KTLA spread a fabricated but juicy his back and tattoo. No, I'm not. What are you guys doing? He mowed their lawn, repaired their car, even invited them around for dinner.

2:53:52 and had chopped him up and eaten him. about killing and devouring someone, including his classmates, Yeah, so it was the opposite. Whoa, fried dick. eventually consuming 20 kilograms of human flesh before police finally turned up at his door. It's not illegal. There's video of this. Oh my God. He did not, however, kill them. In July of 2001, a student stumbled over a news chat room and alerted the German authorities who arrested him last December.

2:57:39 That's 44 meals. The pre-trial interview, the cannibal said that after eating Brandis, he felt much better and more stable. and total power over them. Hey, he only gets five Oh, he's out eating. Oh, my God, he's out. Look at his fucking face. No. Is there a real video? What the fuck is that? That's him splitting the guy down the middle. Boy. he killed him

2:59:55 Ted and then chop it up Roy DeMeo, I think his name was. upstairs and this is a book but it's a disturbing they're out there Yeah. What's the documentary called? They're like, nah, man, I'm not into meat anymore. Yeah, that's the guy he ate. I almost wish I could speak German No that's never happened I want to start carrying two guns. He's ashing his bed to serve with wine.

3:03:23 There's someone in a van right now? You told me a white van, People are weird, man. He was spiking their drinks. Yeah. I am, but if you put it in my face. Okay, I'm just I said something that bag if I walked in there yet fresh cabbages peeled from the wrapper Avocado. Wild game meat, avocados, healthy vegetables like kale. You've got to make sure you're getting a proper amount of vitamin C.

3:05:42 Yeah. But he said, not a lot, but he said, you know what's fucking crazy? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way to do it. of the few legit supplements that actually stores, like GNCs and health stores that have these muscle building things, a lot of those Yeah. using you could buy at gm and i took that shit i took that shit yeah you could buy all that shit

3:07:52 He was taking straight up steroids. That Androstene dial worked a little. But the stuff he was taking, he was injecting straight testosterone like this in his neck. Yeah, that Andrastein Dion worked that jacked. I mean, some people are. results with discipline and the Right. Also, you probably have to have the body type. No, you're not skinny. eighth one i'm i'm hurting you know but again i'll do that once a week you know and then i'll do uh

3:10:29 Look at my skeptical hippo face. Hey, Jamie, bring that up. It releases testosterone. That's the time, too. And that strength is a skill. i mean maybe his dad's some fucking savage some freak yeah i'm for sure gonna need him to piss in What I've been doing over the last few weeks and then I'll do it later at night. But my cardio, I still do in one big set.

3:13:25 I'm like level 10 11 12 just literally as fast as I can and I go to pull-ups. We just do that for five you know specifically your entire system about that over under grip with some heavy weight. Did you see? So he did this long, you know, D'Elia has a hilarious Instagram. He said, I mean, this dude, I can't stop laughing. It's really funny. He's so funny.

3:15:46 It's nice having him around the store. You know what else is on fire? In Philly on Saturday as well. How long are you guys there for? Me too, man. I'm doing their club in St. Louis June 9th, 10th, and 11th. He's a beast. He uses Squarespace, too. My brother's a beast. Goddamn right. Yeah. So D'Elia just sent me this. he got owned by crystal earth is flat yeah but he's kelly's a good guy he's hilarious he knows

3:18:46 Yeah, well, he's all about mobility. Well, my neck. As long as he doesn't butcher me and eat me afterwards. We gotta get him on the show. Thanks, everybody.