Joe Rogan Experience #824 — Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:35 Wow, man. So I just threw a dart at his cellar and I took out insanely good wines. mad at me and then i took a then i and i i sipped some white wine i went whoa i feel like i just got I said, well, describe it. People just say dumb shit. that rejects the, it's, Speaking of velvet casings, Here's the thing about that. restaurant. I agree. I mean, It is weird. And then they have a corkage

3:37 is willing to pay. I tell you, so my buddy, Really? Probably. And know what I mean. No. He has as much money as Bruce Springsteen, almost. Really? I hate that you know that. It doesn't mean he's right. Well, he'll say, for example, the wine I was drinking, he called it a centurion wine, one of the wines of the century. and no one gives a fuck about them because they're not Lance Armstrong?

5:45 I could never stand on the sideline and be like, 100 more miles. It's definitely too short to be watching on the sidelines, like waiting. You ever seen those videos they do if you look at the streets of Brazil for his funeral it was something that you would never see in I didn't. He was a samurai. He was dedicated. Yeah. He was like Zen. but I'm sure when you follow it

7:46 Really? you'd probably be fucked. all the time. Something crazy. It's crazy. Right. they're sending to the horse with their hands their legs and their ass is a whole different Do I obsess over where my feet are? ballerina which i am are you yeah keep going. I thought you were done with that Like you get obsessed, first of all, with how deep the rabbit hole goes.

11:22 just barely and when you watch those high levellevel competition black belts, which I'd never seen, He's a jiu-jitsu phenomenal good at it. They never get good at it. That probably would do better if they had better Pathways in your mind like abandoning negative thoughts concentrating on positive ones There's a dean who said, I am not interested. It's how you think about life and how you think about things. So you may be a slave to certain pathways and learning how to reprogram your,

14:01 Pornography is just sex. Like, every other violent movie that's come before them They'll start with, you know... And then you have to go into a store and cut leather jackets with a razor I don't know. when you watch mma there are a lot of those visual triggers for men that are similar to what of people being successful in violence, being rewarded for it.

17:21 That is a fucking trip. His house had an enormous, I think it was like more than a hundred acre lake in the Yeah, taking over burned Rome. He was just insane. Yeah, Nero was just fucking completely insane when you go to Italy and especially Rome Here's one of the things they found out just recently, like really recently, that they had boat fights. They would have battles.

19:53 How would they drain it, though? And these wild animals would be locked in these rooms, right? so their first light in days and they would be out there with these gladiators and Yeah. Yeah On clear days. I think. that's that close it is what oh yeah yeah look look at how close it is wow insane. Did you do the Vatican? I mean, beautiful artwork that everybody's walking on.

23:41 I never, ever, I've been to St. Peter's Cathedral, Second of all, you weren't really that welcome. Well, he found his little niche. But he was a he was a character, man. Oh, I see. Look at this. Because you want to sweat while you get your dick worked? Yeah. God as you guys. And maybe we don't need a hierarchy of bishops and all these and popes That's right.

27:31 He was always on the run, but you're right. Everybody thinks that they got there and they threw up and then they went back and ate again. The way the stadium is structured is this gigantic, that's a vomitorium, is the exit. See all those doorways all around it? in Los Angeles. Fuck yeah. Yeah. That's the plural. It's just one of those weird Latin things.

30:23 But you would call it the puke house? Like, that is so ridiculous. The puke room. kind of assholes eat here's a feather but you would call it the puke house Oh, for sure. Yeah. It's always changing. and making those structures, was the order of the day. And then they're in these jobs that are completely dead-end, low-wage jobs. There is an idea that has gained great traction, and because ideas move really slowly sometimes,

33:18 The idea that you had black and white water fountains. right? That's the monotheistic notion and where value comes in those religions. We're all the But let's stick to universal human rights. to having to make a living because you got people to depend on you and stuff like that. I think when I'm... And everybody's like, well, in Selma, Alabama in the 60s and the 50s.

36:35 massive debt from student loans and making credit cards easy and allowing people to mortgage by that is that let's just take, for example, the marketplace. If you just let people go, Let's just say it's a gadget. and I'll sell it to you. can't be bought off, then that's, as far as I can see, what you'd call a free market capitalist society. Well, yeah, I get it.

39:52 People love to tout socialism as some sort of a cure to what ails us. Yeah. Well... It's really communist dictatorship. Are you paying attention to this? Yeah. Russia's idea, there are two types of power, right? That's one form of power that I would consider a positive use. Well, so exactly. They're crazy people. Exactly. they could do anything they wanted, and a strong culture.

43:42 They're Putin supporters. What I like about all this Trump nonsense Deep remorse. And he said that if words of a sociopath or something along those lines. Surprising to me what but like by waiters and stuff. Oh, yeah Well, isn't it also interesting that he took the name Trump? It doesn't mean anything. It's crazy. But there's also the fact there's a two party system where if you are on the left, you have

47:09 about them looking into the email server, Was it just convenience and was she told to do that? It could be that. Like, that's a part of that gig. This is like, this is not a woman who just stepped into politics for the first time. the one thing that they talk about is number one she doesn't feel very comfortable in front of thoughtful, and very These are political people.

50:06 I love this new talk. She's so brave. I love it. and i was really sad when i was looking at her photos and you know people like to highlight things that people say about them on social media and you know like you know all What is that? And many times when people are sick, that's a huge issue. So it's such a catch-22. And you would lose weight. a lot of carbohydrates, especially things like white flour and sugar, your body produces

54:17 I don't either. There's no one single diet for everybody. very thin. Some people just can't do that. But for a long time, very active though, I'm very active. It was kind of like, no, we'll come up with our own data. They hung Jews they hung them in the front of the fucking rocket factory to encourage the workers to work faster In fact, Einstein, I believe, emigrated after a number of-

57:28 And it's one of the, they say today that there's a fantastic radio lab podcast on this. Classic example. Because that's how you grew your food. Well, they said that today the nitrogen in our bodies, 50% of it came from the Haber method they go fit And Zyklon A had a smell attached to it so that you could know what it was and get the approach to a man who was a patriot,

1:00:26 Well, isn't it crazy, though, that this guy was literally receiving the Nobel Prize for the Haber Method at the same time for being wanted for crimes against humanity? You can't kill people like that. the British and the Americans, but Dresden looked like the surface of the moon. He said Jimmy, right? Bring up Dresden before and after And he was the one who made those decisions.

1:02:26 Some actual photos. Oh, my God. um they were falling down because the oxygen was sucked out of the air so you'd be you'd be on the Was it 50 million people at the end of World War II that were dead? to create the uber munch without making everybody else die. But that's not good. Of course. and powerful, you know, an agrarian static and feed the world. It's also the land of Prince.

1:05:42 but again, look, when you talk about prevention, what you just said, what you just said what you just said angle that's not as violent, not as physical. Yeah. Well, there's also the problem of the And when you get by the way when I was in Italy one of the weirdest fucking things about it And he said, no. He goes, they don't want it to happen here. I don't think so.

1:08:55 and they had fucking very serious looks on their face. Fucking mad. They're minimalists and they know how to. that you talk about people who are caught in a trap, this ISIS ideology. Talk about being caught in a pathway. Jesus Christ. Well, this is a guy. little girl cuz she was wearing a beach outfit. Jesus Christ They're going to fucking get people to the point where they lose all tolerance for this kind of shit.

1:11:23 Well, no, he also said, he said, you have to understand that that's not like they're all camped out in one area. Is that what's going on? Have you seen this crazy shit where girls are going from England and they're joining ISIS? And the word crazy is not the right word. Trainwreck? That was right, right? Yeah. And because she was upset about that. I kind of predicted that truck attack during the Steven Crowder podcast, and I didn't even realize I did it.

1:14:08 No shit. And you resting your gun on a rock. But it's possible. It's possible. And I'd rather have Enters this world like what what what is the environment that you and I entered well? way it's no way this is fair there's no way it's just not fair and there's got that lady is not in a good place. I mean, creates these sort of fencing around an entire class of people and a gender.

1:17:11 hearing their point of view. There's a lot of people that I don't agree with what they're saying You just know it wasn't. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. just for you to listen to because I did it with this guy My buddy Hunter is you know what I mean? So we read this book called the secret of their success, borrowing ideas. this crazy thing where everybody got to fight everybody else. Pretty soon, everybody starts

1:20:45 That's the best way to get ideas to move forward. the government like Putin or whoever is could take it anytime they want where Let me ask you this, because this is kind of an interesting thought that's going through my head. And there's a lot of it that deals with monopolizing natural resources and the amount of money that you can get from there. so so but could not just controlling but so a so infatuated with the idea of enforcing their version of what...

1:23:28 This is the boiling point of all these ideas where things are changing at this radical rate. It's also attached to the idea that there's hundreds of different military bases in hundreds When they killed the people at the Olympics in Munich. No, there wasn't. They had their heads chopped off. You might not agree with these ideas and you might meet and then that's it

1:26:44 And then they're sense when he was describing that you He got banned from Twitter for that? Well, what they're doing is they're stifling ideas they don't agree with. Jesus Christ. When it comes to safety, everyone plays a role. but you know what the first thing they did with him they couldn't figure out Well, here's the problem, when they did that, you do exactly the same thing.

1:30:03 He's fucking troll. I love him. I think he's hilarious. He's a troll. But in the marketplace of ideas, you should be able to combat his trolling behavior. Exactly. find Leslie Jones and stampede, right? Yes, exactly. You know, Maya Angela them, that's, that's probably where, you know, we should take a look at things. I mean, he and I are friends, and I've had him on the podcast twice.

1:32:01 more people are talking about it and then more people are i don't know if that's true but i think it's hilarious that did you know that his tweet Yes. They got me. and putting them like they were taking a Photoshop and making her like her name, And, you know, things that can be construed as racist. they were saying that like, You know, like. And Leslie, anybody who knows Leslie knows she's a great, she's just a fucking doll.

1:34:10 Like, what is that about? Leslie Jones has never been anything but really kind to people around her He's being funny. That's what I mean. Fucking breeder. you're saying that like what the hell and the the puppet would say he goes i don't understand like just fucking horrible stereotypes that like when you see them like oh come on man if i was Right.

1:37:31 guy walked up to him. assume you got stung by a pack of bees. At the end of the day, you do stereotype. You make choices do it all the time i do it all the time i feel like i gotta speed by this guy yep i gotta beat But that comes from. That's different, isn't it?'s really cheap. Like super cheap. But that comes from... You've got a history of a lot of people... Yeah, but you're just go back, I don't know, let's go back 2,000 years.

1:39:45 What is that, 1948? You could transport your wealth. The Jews were like, I can make fucking really nice clothes and I can label them and I can get you to think that they're even nicer because I understand a little bit about marketing. I think the more compassionate and makes us well And he goes, and it's not offensive. Have you seen videos of intersections?

1:41:50 They drive like fucking savages in Italy. I love it. So at 25 miles an hour, they say anything below 25 miles an hour, human beings are very Oh, yeah. that I really like about small towns, when I go to a small, like I was in Bozeman, Montana recently, Cut this guy off. And they measured the amount of footsteps that people take. Well, Gail Collins, who's a columnist in New York Times always says that right wing and

1:44:26 sovereignty personal sovereignty self-reliance and all that stuff so it does play a real factor And so it played a factor in their gait. and turn it very liberal, which ordinarily would not be that way. They are safe for the most part safe environments for Good-looking people. hood and he said he had a lot of his friends black guy no no black guy he had a lot of his friends killed and he said what i would notice and

1:47:35 She knew animal behavior. Monkeys? Jim Shockey is this really famous conservationist and big game hunter from Canada, that were killing people in this village and the people in the village, man, it was fucking horrific. Because they had to get their water down there. 3,000 pounds they're fucking enormous. They're enormous It's always been. Or bites them so fucked up that they're

1:50:44 He goes to punch the shark. Bull sydney bay he goes to punch the and they played uh the sound of orcas they played the sound of what they make when they're hunting. And they said that fucking wonder, like, is that battle... I mean, there has to be some sort of a balance of power with animals that are herbivores and animals that are carnivores. Not only that, they do a lot of fun killing.

1:52:59 You're hunting in someone's yard? these These fucking mountain lions were released in the 1980s. Here it goes. They're amazing. They can get bigger than that. And, you know, they have a certain amount of tags that they have to fill or they the fucking mountain lion was on the elk and the elk was down and then you know where the jugular is, so they keep adjusting their grip.

1:56:43 Duck rape. That's an actual photograph of a duck dick. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, duck dicks are ridiculous. and it was always, here we come we're knocking down your And she said that because, you know, so much of history, women had no choice. You know, I can't remember her fucking name, this is my thesis for, there's evolution. with the natural world states of peace

2:00:12 a new york times article they wrote where they were saying that he altered the carbon footprint guns. Well, not only that, what's interesting is how history looks at them now. and terrible things and from shit is the brightest flower that kind of stuff yeah and, there's a lot of heartache and terrible things, and from shit is the brightest flower, that kind of stuff.

2:02:32 Right. people into wells. Yeah. But yes, of demos, democracy, demos the people. These are All the butt-fucking, right? other people's ideas and a society that for the most part, at least from a historical perspective, I'm not saying that the United States is the best. And those are the townies of the world. why do some nations fail and why do some nations become prosperous?

2:05:12 Baghdad maybe still hasn't recovered Of course. always. And the founding fathers had incredible restraint and wisdom to allow the election after measure and what you can see. Those things are so fucking important. If you don't have those things. you make a stronger society. Schaub. Oh, that's a different podcast. Oh, no, him. And it bothers me because sometimes I get jumpy

2:08:46 I said the other day with him on my fucking car that people have a massive bulls hit them. I'm going to be fine. We still have some tickets left. No. I mean, these are massive, massive animals. Like, this guy, he's like, oh, geez, man. This is fucked up Flew. But whatever. or super weak. I don't want my knees getting broken by a Well, there's other videos of them doing it

2:11:42 and they just wind up fucking each other. Of course. Kid's got red hair. This is for you. Good night, everybody. It's Phoenix Live. Where are you in Oxnard? Levity Live. okay alright you fucks