Joe Rogan Experience #839 — Tom Papa Transcript

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0:00 And to this house we're born I talk about the New York Times, I keep my mouth closed when I say it Yeah. That's incredible. Yeah, that's the new world. I read an article today in the New York Times. It was absolutely fascinating, though. It was. I had no idea. Yeah, that's the new world. what it was there it is there it is tom papa my little starter sitting on my counter that's

2:13 And they're like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Tell me, look at this. Wow. Don't you feel that writing in all of journalism, But some of it is a little opinionated, has these little things in it, and it's lazy. Because maybe he's really into handmade furniture. Like, enough. I just can't do this anymore. You mean digest, news. Yeah. It's not, you know. But don't you feel that way about the news sometimes? Like, enough.

4:34 I have a thing. check in another half hour, check in another half hour, Listen, New York Times, just because Anthony Weiner got busted sexting again, that's not War is breaking news. But you have to keep feeding the beast 24 hours a day, Really? Are you sure that was the New York Times? the New York Times. Well, this was my point about No, it was out today.

7:02 that's what makes you drink because everybody who doesn drink, how come it doesn't work on them? You know? see what you say when he says this look we work with guys when they are completely free when we're alone with a I found something. But you know what I mean? I feel like the more likely a man is to wear loafers with those tassels, the more likely he has to have these deep, dark visions and fantasies.

9:21 Most likely. Or you're working Say if you work all day don't do that that's not yours no no Yours looks like that, but yours is different. I think work environments where you're working Joe's a wild man. It's that Star Wars guy. They don't question things as much as we do they can't like you yeah but i think that's why they're They just got out of school and said, let's go.

12:14 those guys generally like to drink. about the stock profile? Who gives a And they keep going. You got to work with the guy. It changes them like really radically. It's a goddamn pot. Oh, you let the robots kill them? Things that are like really obvious robot traps. A few rogue robots found out they can eat people and they just go off and eat people.

14:47 That's who the crocodile gets. They have instincts. Are you a fan of Taco Bell? I got three choices on my corner. The quality of their ingredients is unprecedented. It was like a clunky operating system I was working with on news radio I was like, we're going to get them with OSX. Yeah, but you used it. I caught one. because someone hacked all the browsers and just couldn't do anything.

18:16 You get that from porn sites? over there and do i like it yeah you know because like guys if guys stumble across a video of two You're watching a crime. But he just went in and ripped it all out. Yeah. like all of us um what we're talking about oh so this malware thing, they don't know where she got it from, but they could just pull it out? No? Is it something that's done inside the operating system?

20:59 I'm buying a TV. I wanted to look at you at the store, first of all. is not filmed like that it's not filmed in that super 4K. Yeah, what is? He has a lot of pores. That motherfucker's getting the skin on his face. Like a big basset hound. Yeah. They take your blood out. Just too much sparring and not enough time off and getting injured and not taking enough time off in between the injury and getting right back into it.

23:55 So it's like you have this game piece that you're playing with. all these athletes like Peyton Manning, Kobe Bryant, That's the thing that makes your face sag and your wrinkles appear and your body just apparently a lot of it's based on your body's healthy production of collagen. Oh, that's a collagen. Right. People get collagen It did? their elbows in your back and it's fucking the guy who did it good was this football player dude he

26:37 And that helped a lot. worked awesome. So I don't have a bulge at all anymore. Which is really important to talk They have some pretty cool artificial discs. And spinal decompression is big. Yeah. and then it has this arm that comes off of it, as i pull on that thing i can like feel the relaxation and if you do it on a regular basis in the door jam

28:59 it did? this TV show. too yeah but it's also mental toughness you gotta build mental toughness 90 minutes in that class I mean, look, we all know that men are awful and we attack and do horrible things. Like right now, Joe Rogan Experience Enterprises, very small company. Because you're not meeting the quota. No, no, no. I mean, at what number does your...

31:52 Why am I giving you all the details? of things down that and she was thinking about suing the company oh my god they are gonna bury There's this play acting that they're doing all the time. and the kid stayed over Oh boy. It was just something Yeah. is gross trying to remember what the numbers were but it was like whoa like that was good this was Like dogs do.

34:29 Like a bad dog. but it'll cost you $50,000 to fight it. One of them was Chuck Liddellell and one of them was Matt Hughes. Matt obliges him. here's where it gets off the force. Jeez. Ugh. They're laughing. We're going to be friends. couple i can name he He doesn't understand. I wouldn't go on the road. it's hard being a dad but you know what i'm finding is the older you get the less you run

38:36 and the kids' party was held at the Strand. Standard. It's open really late. Dude, I took a picture. Yeah. It's just parties that want to get fucked up and then, well, put the kids in that room. They're trying to bone each other. When someone comes to you and is like, hey, you want to go to the Grand Canyon with me and Carol? I think camping would be an easy one, too.

41:13 You're kind of on edge because you're sleeping on the ground with animals. Oh, totally safe. what part of africa did you go to tanzania tanzania see i was gonna go to tanzania but i It gives you crazy vivid dreams. Malaria is real. Yeah, but you know what? Six and eight. She's like a person. you're like i'm still thinking about it you know what i mean it's like seeing a great movie and you can't get it out of your head it's like these things are going to africa

45:12 anyway we got in the balloon it wasn't the safest and he got off course so we drifted out of the and we land. they could eat you yeah they've got a robe on but i've got two daughters with me you know who Right. you don't know how to speak their language. You could land in a bad neighborhood anywhere in America in a fucking balloon and get in a heap load of trouble.

47:23 right they're they're mellow yeah but no one was saying that everyone was a little nervous too they cut hands and then they they could ask for money because you landed on their bushes you know what i mean right anything And they stop him for gas along the way. were some rebels yeah disagreed with something and they shot at the guy who's driving the car

49:32 And that's right. Right. Do you have a scarf? The scarf's not. it. It's nice and soft. It's the only cool. No, it doesn't look like Clint Eastwood would have it. It's gray, of course. oh that guy yeah i saw him reciting poetry to that girl before that guy was embedded with a They're all, are like fuck you. We don't eat people. I'm paranoid and I'm territorial.

53:08 His name's Justin Wren. And they've built, I think, 42 wells so far. But he goes down there for months and months at a time and lives with these people. God. the time he's an malaria has killed half the people that have ever died ever. Really? Yeah. Half of them died because of malaria. Yeah, bring it. And it's not a good idea for, here's what's not a good idea.

56:16 and things like that, pesticides, And they had wells. let's uh go with the rod now he has a fucking rod in his leg Everything you fucking eat in foods that they want and taking seeds and figuring out. And they don't care about you. You're okay if you have two. It's bigger than a lot of countries. I'm just saying the way giant corporations operate, the CEO has an obligation to his stockholders to generate more income.

1:00:24 Make sure they're not putting that stuff in the wells and doing all that stuff. Right? Because if you try to- You make a bubble gum that's killing half the people. What a piece of shit. I mean, that's what they're doing. You live like this. Let me make it better. But as I was thinking about it, I don't, There is no fda i know i'm going against what

1:03:36 Yeah. mean i really i'll admit it if i go back if i went back to africa and and help these people out with What would you do? that sounds good i saw the lion king not the lion king jungle book last night yeah i saw it on the can talk spoiler alert sorry is it bad that i still want to say orangutan because it sounds and not the Bible. Yeah, they think that's where people evolved, right?

1:06:38 and different species of human, They find some teeth. Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania. Look at that. and stone tools in Philadelphia. I'll say about 2 million years. That's so long. Right. get the fuck out of here I left it there say you would i mean red skins you know that kind powwow uh eagles eagle feathers you know them dudes you I think they call them Indians in the article.

1:10:34 Yeah. They didn't like the white invaders, so they took to killing them and eating them. No, no, no, no. Spoiler alert! Right. Never. That's not in the book either. and rode it to a fort yeah and then it just kind of ends and not only fell off the cliff and landed in the all that stuff like as I was There was a lot less drama. Fat? Why fat? A supplies bag?

1:13:43 So fucking primitive. Barely supplied. food they would bring and how much they would just rely upon the land because they didn't really know started reading it about uh all of the northern uh all the um southern california murders that I'm like, let me learn about how the Indians actually lived. it's unreadable you literally literally can't get through it.

1:16:25 i love it that's what i want to read how awful fucking horrible movie the best of the group who It's going to take time. It would be within your best interest to And there was a young man at one point in time in the film who seemed like he and Kevin would be rivals. but whatever's going on at the top, Did you ever see when he played Wyatt Earp? his voice is a little deeper but he's got the loose skin thing going on

1:19:11 That's him in White Earp but that's not him i'm dealing with a lot all right by the way i love kevin costa and dancing with wolves is a It's so recent. Yeah. it's enormous if you think about the sheer size of africa and then there was also a lot of stuff They tried to put like plantations up in the Congo. For some reason, they came in and just tried to adapt those people.

1:22:10 You know who's coming in big in Africa is China. of land yeah yeah it's kind of weird man that the the thing that china has going on is that No. this. This is a fake Apple store that's in China. And it looks exactly like an Apple store. I wouldn't think so. But they spelled store wrong. This can't be common, though. It's a very complicated design because it's what's called a

1:25:20 Wow. So this is like one of the best pieces of equipment you could buy if it's real. They don't even know if they're buying them. incredible amounts of money and resources and designing this incredible piece of archery She did die. They don't give a fuck about rhinos. And I was like, the only explanation is it would do something to your dick. That literally, they seem to be rhino horns to collectors,

1:27:41 They won't give a fuck. Like, the Serengeti is this huge national preserve. And in 10 years time, A lot of it is really fucking poor people like the ivory trade and the rhino horn trade. You know? Yeah. Happy birthday because their life is hard. animals not for meat you know what i mean they're coming in and taking rhinos or they're taking cheetahs

1:31:01 You've seen the Is that a real? I mean, if that's not symptomatic or symbolic of how fucking bizarre humans are. marshall that old guy who married her creepy dude he's like in his 80s and he married that big No, no. petite Philippe Let's sit out on the back porch and pretend It's a fat one. I like that after a steak. Is that what they call them in London?

1:33:52 It's just such a stupid. But it's just, there's something about it that's very fetishy. Yeah. Please find out. I'm all right. When I got my family back from that vacation and nobody had malaria or cuts or any emergencies I'm a man. Who's that? Yeah, Jack Nicholson. They're like way out in front of him. Apparently Everyone looks like an asshole Yep No, you all look like an idiot.

1:36:27 They smell so bad. So when you see a guy with it, that's what you're seeing in his eyes. should take that advice. He's got a gun show on the Sports News Channel. He has a fucking gun history show. I bet he's rock hard right now. No, no, you're the Sultan of sourdough. It's not just that your passion is bread. You take it to a whole new level. they got their own ideas. Yeah, and that's why they had

1:39:02 with Steven Seagal's Well, what those skills are, he's good at those things that he's doing in those movies. Right. He keeps making these movies, and I'm sure they do really well in foreign markets, you know? who's the guy the white guy that guy oh yeah i have seen him Wow. Wow, he looks so different. What's happening there? Joe Mantegna works. He was in that fucking, that horror movie, too. That Craig Sheffer. Oh, that's right. He was in that fucking horror movie, too.

1:42:15 I don't know. as the star of Night Read. Night Breed? Night- Yeah, who made that movie, man? That was Clive Barker? Right. but for whatever reason they didn't catch on. I'm not here. And he's had friends that were like really famous actors at one point. catch fire with a good, a good film and then it gets you into another it's like you're in a holding pattern, hoping that you catch fire with a good film.

1:44:46 but you're definitely not young enough to be the hot guy. There's a lot going on. So maybe he's doing the Shatner thing. Maybe he's like, I'll just put the weight on and just be a bigger guy. It's a a masterpiece. There's a lot going on. It's pretty smart. Jack Nicholson, I think, agreed is the best. How about you just stand there and it just says,

1:46:05 And then he took a picture and he had the cigar, bam. That is one of 500. You know they changed outfits. There was a You're scared to pull it off. No one's even close. Yeah, he's just thinking that word. too many takes there this is good for publicity Arnold is the perfect person to have on there. No, no, no, you can't do that Because I had to interview him for this thing

1:48:53 Does Rob Lowe have a cigar fucking golfing jacket on, espresso that's what he jammed him with right didn't he jam him up with like cappuccinos he There was one above that, Jamie, that I didn't recognize the gentleman. Right. What the fuck is that? Cause Rolling Stone But is it douchey Yeah This is just a young man. not, Why is it that you do that? Yeah.

1:52:29 His brother was a big influence. an actual picture of what he actually looked like how is that any different than the ted bundy photos You know what I mean? Right. Do you think when guys bang him in prison, they put that picture on his back? Yeah. Static images are such poor representations of what a person actually looks like and who that person actually is.

1:55:25 ticket to see that guy i can't scrub it from the internet but would you buy a ticket to see you i There's no way to look cool. I remember that. They were trying to take Did you hear about the controversy about the football player this weekend not wanting to stand during the national anthem? Is he a flat earther? If he's a white guy, I'd fucking hate him.

1:56:58 Oh, boy. Always. Someone's yelling about it. It's suggested. Mm-hmm. Maybe. Then they go statewide where it's like state college versus other colleges. Pittsburgh would be marching on Cleveland. from going to war inside the country, It's one of the motivations for them creating football in the first place. I'll let you read what he says instead of...

1:59:49 When there's significant change and I feel like that flag represents what it's supposed to represent, it's not something I'm going to be quiet about. Okay, that's a lot. poor circumstances is one sentence. the best thing going, you should go are drinking because of the patriarchy, because of sexism has forced them to drink and this we've got to do something about the poverty and extreme alcoholism on these Native American reservations

2:02:49 like many generations to get past that, right? Slaughtered. We could have two that are two big ones. and then we carve in the side of the mountain but seeing that Mount Rushmore there is a Native American pay $1 million a year There's only 460 of them. i don't think so i mean it's pretty i mean ours is really yeah but yeah yeah it's pretty standard

2:05:56 over the last Insane. 100 years before that, super common to be illiterate. Yeah, a lot of them couldn't. Oh, I make my little X. It's amazing. They're just now starting to decide that they're not going to call it Columbus Day anymore. He doesn't have a vowel as a last name. At Brown University, Columbus Day is now Indigenous Peoples Day. Fuck you, safe spaces.

2:08:23 They gathered the information, like a good institute of learning. Right. And they go, oh, the date is in, and you guys are retarded. Yeah. So great. They watched enough YouTube videos. They gathered the information like a good institute of learning. the way they behave and think, and you're creating words that are dangerous, like that were normal, Mankind, woman.

2:09:46 fucking sensitive. I'm a girl living with all women i'm sorry living with all women as we do uh you get an idea around the house We get this broad, this Clinton broad in office with all her fucking wanky medication she's on. Is that true? He said armor thyroid It is for hypothyroidism. And I have it, too. Oh. So I've been on this for 10 years, and my doctor is one of the best hormone doctors

2:12:53 Yeah. And he should know, more than anyone, being a fucking doctor, He's a fucking weirdo. Why do you think he doesn't understand that? You haven't talked to them. I mean, that's essentially what you're doing. Like, if you say something like that, that is a doctor talking about a non-specific, And when people break their legs, maybe he felt like he had to speak out about the dangers of someone who's had a traumatic brain injury having a position like being the president.

2:15:36 It's not going to get any better. He didn't want- canning him, I mean, They'll tell you Do you not know about this? Yeah. Well, that guy got shot at four o'clock in the morning in front of his house in the back, murdered. You're talking about, when you're talking about someone like the Clintons, What about if I click this? that they would have had anyway, who the fuck knows? But that's just one aspect of what's

2:18:57 kill people countries with poor civil rights records like saudi arabia you're talking about tough solutions. she's out there doing it but it might be the fact that like you're talking about from her influence Clinton crony. Nick Lapsang, And he was arrested. We should just Google his death and find out. recently the uh the staffer who dropped off the lawsuit i believe is who it was who like

2:23:19 Everyone's killing people, right? Come on. Suicide! having some, or billionaire, I guess, who is having some big dispute with his girlfriend? Yeah, I tweeted it today. There's a thing that women automatically do where they think that that woman is not guilty and this woman is just sitting there is a video of her hitting herself in the face hitting herself

2:25:35 That's crazy. And he said he didn't do it. Oh, because he defended him? There is it's not men or women. No one's infallible. It's not right. It's case by case. that's if there's some way that you can get the people that are dealing with these situations You start telling the story to other people with distortions. traumatic situation. Yeah. Like if you did get in a fight about a very traumatic situation.

2:28:38 And then you've got to parse these tiny little details about it. money say if you're an attractive woman like this girl is and the guys are but she could probably Yeah, I'm gonna start delivering it Now you're competing with everyone is to always go foreign. She's so psyched. And right when she was at the fucking finish line, you cut it off. there's it's a business for do they yeah it's a business for women to come after these young

2:31:53 If you're like some baller rich dude who's worth billions of dollars, you got private some strange way attracted to him, right? are you? And you just get the best of the best out of these people. And they think of you as like, That's right. I'm getting mad. The girl who recorded Donald Sterling saying all that racist shit. wait wait hold on let me i didn't press record what do you think about what let's record what

2:34:24 Having a smaller world is a relief. Yeah. Heady. And now is scared to be in Seattle. So, like, that's what I'm talking about. I don't even want to look into it. these locks it's super fucking cool it makes you want to go fishing is it right near seattle yeah all swimming up this little ladder. That's how they, they don't even get to fuck. right but then when you would pick them up, they would be jizzing.

2:37:14 And I've never tasted our jizz either. but i remember it a lot from when i was a kid i haven't had it happen to me since and it was a real issue. and they would just wind up dying. I bet it's great Wi-Fi. And the pin, and this is like many, many years ago, so I'm sure the technology is far more advanced now. Bill Gates. well drop in a pod 66,000 square feet

2:39:53 The property is worth 123.54 million as of this year. I added that part. Is that a wall of China? Come on. He gives a lot of it away. The pool also has its own underwater music system. Jesus Christ. the manuscript? The Codex Leicester. Well, apparently, I was talking to this real estate agent who told me that that is a big issue with houses that are listed, that are expensive houses, and they're framed.

2:42:17 And so people break into these houses while they know that they're selling the house and I wonder if he gets in there and fucks those fish. It's not that weird. 35 grand to tour it. You have to wear leg warmers when you go in. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it's not going to work, but... Could be. What's that? In China, like the 1950s, they were having problems with a couple different pests,

2:45:06 bamboo and rice. But on this mosquito thing, can transmit the Zika virus sexually. Oh, and with a girl? Not officially. Yeah, girls.ika. A trout. Oh, who we fucking? No, people. Oh, people. Oh, I'm with a girl? start breeding. Yeah. Yeah. urban wind tunnels, And so around the high-rises, they can't spray. they're going to where we talked about Right.

2:48:15 mutates it changes and they do it all the time and they had Ebola they had all Yeah, just one little sample of anything. They want to figure out how to solve it. It's so clear. Right. In Africa. Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I'm awesome. Was he saying it like in a mad way or laughing? Just keep driving. want to think about how much time to spend there.

2:51:59 Do you fly into Holland or did you go to? Wow. Nice. We did both of those. Both of them were awesome in different ways. What I love about Rome, too, is that it's still a vibrant city. That's why the popes all stay there after they leave because otherwise they can't, like You know the whole him shielding child molesters Wasn't there a party that kind of felt at the Vatican like this is obscene?

2:54:38 You know, like St. Peter's Basilica. is also responsible for all these bizarre behavior traits that suppressive people that that is a really old church that, you know, just things, you know, in Rome, things just in the landscape that this has just come from us trying to figure stuff out as there's no one truth this i'm locked in it's comforting you feel like you belong this is the right way i don't have to

2:57:23 You're going to be a quarterback. How about you go play cricket? my friend. going to definitely do it. It seems like I got those kids there. That was the Amazing.