Joe Rogan Experience #856 — Tony Hinchcliffe & Young Jamie Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! No, just take care of it while touching the table And of course, young Jamie Vernon. So here we are Woman that Hillary Clinton brought up during the Trump debate She probably gained like 30 pounds. boyfriend at the time that she drove away in the getaway car she threatened the judge said that guy on the show while the cameras

2:49 She's a victim. and that you drove What he did was wrong, okay? But, you know, ordinarily, that's a very rude thing to do. That is the whole point of being Ms. Olympia. About Donald Trump calling me fat? it's a pro, this message approved by Hillary Clinton commercial and there's, you're putting that stuff out there We all know it. Because he I don't even know if he had even said those exact words

6:38 It's one thing about me. We were talking about doing that. Andy Stump, he'll probably come in, too. Did you see some of the, there's a conspiracy talk that was like this was going on during the debate first Lester Holt guy the narrator But he caught him on some real shit, like the fact that Trump supported the Iraq War. interesting thing where it almost seemed it's everything backwards helps

9:20 But in his defense, I didn't see the beginning. speakers in the room so like the whole room with it's empty it's just me and josh just A lot. Of course. you know, he's giving it time now. Immediately the first hits You know what I mean? And I think he'll do anything It's also what happens when you go to salon.com. Like, bitch, you deleted 33,000 fucking emails.

13:05 Well, there's a bunch of things that are very strange about it all. like what she's in her 70s right or close to it yeah that she's just uh not i guess confident guy who was in charge of her email server was on reddit a couple years ago And it might give me a good raise or it might give me a good position later on down the line. I mean, when a guy thinks that she's going to win and become the president and he wants the gig.

15:23 Yeah. because that was the first thing from Netflix to really start. All of a sudden, there was a new network at the Emmys because that was the first thing from Netflix to really start. there was TV shows made about Like how, But if a Trump presidency happened again, him like a butt ton of money to do this Trump thing it's all There's the Benghazi stuff.

17:35 I think that people talk a lot of smack now I think people are going to check it. He's like, this idea that anyone from any part of Europe can immigrate to the UK is disastrous. want to say racist you don't want people to immigrate to this country racist you know you My friend married some guy. I think he was fucking her. actually build a wall? I think if

20:15 And being a host, you know, you'd make the Donald Trump channel, and whatever. like and that's what we saw in the debate like it's in contrast to her like she was very well it you're gonna love it america's gonna love it it's gonna be great we're gonna make america great again one thing about me i have a winning temperament It's just so embarrassing

22:32 Maybe it's just too hard on you. He probably does. global warming. 2013 it says his net worth has grossed more than 200 million dollars since People have been saying that he doesn't want to win. By the way, I prefer Donald Trump to Ted Cruz. He's a nutty guy. Like, the dumbest of really fucking fanues. The dumbest of really his wife on stage right after he lost.

25:08 Is that what he's back to doing now? How the fuck? You don't have the time to do your job, right? weird is that you could run for president and keep that job if that's the case like how the And it's like, why isn't she doing her job as Secretary I think Bernie, as weird as it is, Like, your party is supposed one might say So they were preventing some wild card like Donald Trump, I guess, some guy that just became super famous from just being like, I'm going to fucking ruin everything you guys have been playing on for the last 10 years.

27:41 politics right now who are like, you fucking So I would not accept money from banks. A lot of people think that this whole democratic socialist thing, it sort of supports people who don't have a good work ethic. Sweden seems to have a real knack for it. Well, those things are all great. Fuck you, pay me. New t-shirt? The number of people is a good point, too.

30:32 I think is fascinating. I think, I don't know, at least that, I would say. not sell do you have a do you have the address to this place how dare you i thought you were There was only two. It pretty much was. Have you ever been... When I lived in Boston And I was pale And she wasn't black like Beyonce black. and she's dark like coal This girl to this day

33:54 And I'm not even that white. so much more vocal, while stuff like that's happening, you're like, oh my god, I remember this. such a racially charged thing. it's so racially charged, that I was dating at the time, i asked her you know like how black was this guy you know like if I asked her, you know, like, how black was this guy? For whatever, she got upset that I had fucked this black girl

35:59 offensive to them distinctive ways But even the indigenous people came over from Asia. lost tribe of israel and he thought that um he could prove that and prove that the the mormon I have maybe some extra money to get it out. Yeah. tan thing but the problem with that is it's kind of cool you know when you walk down the street Nobody gives a shit. You should always punch up in comedy.

39:52 funny is Sam Kinson's bit about starving it's something funny or if something from a marginalized group and it's a really funny thing but he can get away with it because he's Indian because he's Brown. Brown from Asia. But so is Russia, right? It's just that most people that live in Russia don't live in the Asian part. Yeah, Egypt is part of Africa.

42:02 invaded Sicily. every race, I was thinking that thought than people live Wow. is going on here? where the sun's beating Norway have very little sun. I forget. and I'm not sure, that Tower of Babel Yeah, like, wouldn't a Chinese website have to be coded in HTML? I said that to my friend, And if you look it up now, you can find out that it's not dead.

45:08 Anyway. four episodes in god is it good and it leaves you just wanting so much more in the end and it's it's got a the, Everybody. That's like Hitler. Spoiler alert hitler's dead well it's fun nazis escaped germany and went to south america Wouldn't it be great if the people that went out looking for Hitler ended up finding Bigfoot? Someone could live here and then you could live 10

48:11 when they die, when, you know, they settled this area, like, the Aborigines obviously were there first, and then when the white you know they settled this area like the aborigines obviously and they poisoned them this cave and he's got with the long neck or a plesiosaurus If you watch Finding Bigfoot, they say they have one. They have their portals or something.

50:37 And they think that that thing, at least the legend of that thing, bones that were as recent they think that they had how did they treat hobbits lord of the rings they were like they're okay magical people or something Right? hairy feet was on the podcast Yeah smoking joints some people think that Right. How's he being tortured? He's a big-time freak.

53:54 Didn't he end up giving him their, like, That reporter chick that he bangs every now and then. and to be able to fight Is it scarier than the people that sell blanket of fear that they lived under it's tough to compare the two, this and that and all that stuff then and you put all that together it's a much bigger imprint than it They wouldn't want that out there, would they?

56:48 It used to be like that, but it's way different now. It's not even the strongest painkiller. They're just gangsters. It's pretty much established in most people's eyes it's just going to pass. As much as Colorado if not more Programs and stuff, I think. Let's solve the epidemic right where it starts. because we had black kids at our school. It's not like,

59:20 No? When they put on our dance, we'd jump around and everyone would get, dances at those schools that we couldn't go there we had to have our own did you feel like a rebel Da-da-da. side we can't be having that with all our kids fuck that and i think they complained and so they dance, you know what I mean? White people I was in a country restaurant bar once

1:01:54 like a like a fucking country dance yeah it's like wow you ever seen a big group of black people the music video thriller and, and I'm looking looking at them and then i take a moment because where everybody agreed to meet at a certain place marketing campaign from some cell phone yeah provider that's an organic thing that people Lombard Street, not Fremont Street.

1:04:05 puffy on their huffy if you take your clothes off they'll throw you in jail they gave me a burger, I'm looking to see, like, what kind of bushes there are and stuff. felt like my butt cheeks could get tighter if I like was in a standing position rather than sitting And, I'm like, public bathroom like you can't just knock on someone's door middle of the freeway public

1:07:29 your pants lately but like I shit my pants storm already passed and then two minutes later it was and uh i ended up making it and what's crazy and once you make it to the closest restroom, because that is the stall of anybody who's almost shit their pants. you know, it's like really like, Like, your body comes, like, out of the box with no clothes.

1:10:26 Right. But for the most part, you have to wear clothes that's i'm almost got arrested here for we were like hey guys hey you guys know what you just did is absolutely illegal and we're thinking about he's like we the fuck out of here and we nothing ended up happening but the thing he also meant he said it was illegal for men to walk around well i mean men fought to to have the right to walk around shirtless because it's fucking hot

1:13:51 They don't do anything you get all excited whoa yeah they really they really like it i think that for a long time i later on that like girls like that you know I think it goes down to your knees. but it had, you're supposed to shit your pants You pay for the insurance? Ah! Oh yeah. Oh, you're shitting a lot? We're still shitting. though in a bathroom

1:16:59 yeah what's with I would just say that a lot I think there? Is that what that's supposed to be all about? I would just set it out loud. Because it knows you're tasting it. we'll take all this useful stuff. I've heard a recent that is only really being understood over the last few decades. I'm big in probiotics. whether you get sick, are fat-soluble, and if you take

1:20:06 It's very, very important. washing himself or something to check facts But now Jamie's like throwing the questions out. because fluoride is fucking poison but I've heard people say and that's what's healthy fucking research podcast whole ecosystem thing going on in our body that it's not just your body you have to protect your I did Yeah. It's either in July, August, or September.

1:23:57 This one was a different one because this wasn't officially Shroomfest. and you can't look at the sky for When I was night and that was it. And you hear twigs snap behind you. It was, I saw the stars last night and that was it. Yeah. Little cutie mouse it did close in on you yeah animals definitely know the difference between dark and day like as it starts getting dark,

1:26:30 We have no evolution there. We could have a machine gun sitting out the sunroof. how about fuck your night vision Do you know coyotes are wolves? Some animals make a hybrid, and the hybrid can't give birth or can't get pregnant or can't make another animal pregnant. that was the first name for them before they called them coyotes prairie wolves yeah it's a

1:28:38 no Gophers are small. It's weird. ungodly gun like a 50 caliber gun and they just explode I could see you with, like, a prairie dog bandana. Is there a prairie dog out there that I smell? Why don't you let me know you're there, man? you know what's interesting is that'd be your show Tree squirrels, apparently, are very good. Like, Tohono Ranch is 270 000 acres it's huge ranch in california it has cows it has bears mountain lion deer elk uh turkey there is more

1:32:09 you see them. They just dig little holes in the ground, dive into them. It's not even doing anything. They're just hanging out underground. Like if you shoot a jackrabbit and handle it, People have gotten More useless facts about... I looked at that end of the trick and I was just in Australia. that's crazy yeah man more yeah for bringing his dog over there

1:33:51 security yeah great show so check this out rtsa is boring as fuck and we don't film stuff like anything else and they're always like no and then you know they find cocaine or something like that You're not American. Remember Josh Zeps was talking about it? How many do we have here? I think we need to nuke ourselves. Whoa. The size of Brazil is wrong on the map.

1:36:57 I'm guessing a third. How big is India in comparison? She's Arab, right? Yeah. I just typed in India And a billion people. So, australia you know i mean think of that australia is three times larger than india and india has a fucking billion people in it Saw people just pull over and start shitting. when you see Africa in comparison to the United States

1:39:03 whoa exactly right wow it's bigger I mean, Africa is fucking big, man. Whoa. Whoa. It's a Chris Rock special, right? a good idea like it was definitely cutting edge at the time but i don't know if it benefited i laughing at the idea but when you see him perform the setup in one place the punchline the other Still great, you know, but not but not in my mind not as good

1:41:13 No, I'm not going to. When do you want to do your next one? I feel like what I did with the Ice House, room you know yeah club it's it's so cool when i did the ice house it's sort of like a, I wish they never fixed that sign. And then they sanded it down. I hope they didn't throw it out. It makes What a crazy cocaine sniffing I believe that's what everybody said it was,

1:43:48 Accidentally got cut out of the credits. god damn it we can like make a we can do something like that So this podcast for now is over. fucking pointers better than you. let the audience decide tomorrow let's just bye