Joe Rogan Experience #858 — Jesse Ventura Transcript

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0:00 First of all, Mr. Ventura, I'm a big fan, but I'm an even bigger fan now that I know that you're pro-Fanny Pack. in the room. Well, I carry my that i don't have that sucker well i don't in the tray i don't have the you know i tend to wear my I'm honored. In your fanny pack. Do you, you're only allowed to conceal carry in Minnesota? Right. Of course. You can't do anything like that with it. You'd have to be driving.

2:32 How could he deny you? This is ridiculous. so if you went up so i i went and changed that and made it universal across the state shall issue. And that's where we passed it. And it is. grace period to turn in all guns, or it was the death penalty. That was irrelevant. this year. You had the Bernie Sanders movement and the Donald Trump movement originally.

7:02 Let's start fresh. I don't know if people know this, but there's more people locked up for marijuana in this country than for all violent crimes combined. colonies, forced us to grow it because they needed it for their sails on their ships and the rope This is the person taking care of them. And if it's someone you love, the pain is unbelievable. in pill form.

11:07 None. 100%. and race-based. or not. And the decorticator made it economically easy to process hemp fiber. go on a show i have to do the explanation of all that but with you i don't have to you know it That's why they lay around, and these brown-skinned people, these Mexicans, they're all smoking pot. Check out Mexican gardeners. They didn't have electronic cement mixers.

14:42 Out of raw material without a bit of electricity. That's relaxing. And we always laugh at the Mexican government. No. You'll pay less. there anyway. But that's a couple tanks of gas for my pickup truck. Do you feel weird living down Oh. are decriminalized in mexico in in response to the drug laws and the drug war starting to get there That's pretty dope.

18:10 down in Mexico, they took me to the Corona Brewery, and when they took me there were Yeah, leave it in a corona though. They think Heineken, too. Some rice-based beers. I think Budweiser, actually. Yeah. So why do you say cerveza? You've said that before. I can tell I've been asked that answer. I can tell. Yeah, Apparently, there's something to do with getting the – I found out about it because I started eating a ketogenic diet, getting my body to process fats instead of carbohydrates.

20:30 I don't know how common it is. It's not common. This is the first I've ever heard of it. We were underwater demolition teams and the SEALs, both. order that allowed the Navy to go past the high water mark which he then created kennedy came out of the navy so he took The Marines were angry because they felt that the land was theirs and the Navy shouldn't be there.

23:29 We used to do it all the time. So why wouldn't there be stupidity along with war? No, it was my job. To go into the Budge, you have to volunteer. I didn't sue the family. So it's me. In court. they're getting up and saying it's taxing them financially and lying. widow of the dead war veteran yeah it must be pretty overwhelming the evidence was overwhelming

26:53 We were at McPee's because I was there for a graduation of Class 258. People don't know what we're talking punched me for well tell because people don't Yeah. My thought was, at the time, I was trying to wrap my head around why anybody would do this. Well, that's one in three is impressive enough. this is something that's very near and dear to your heart who hugely he has made it to where i can't go to a reunion anymore

30:25 There was videos and photographs, no punch. couldn't even come back so they broke the story do you think they knew that i'm starting to believe Really? But why? two juries and two judges find Kyle guilty, who's not going to believe it then. And but the point on that. And they overturned it because they felt it was undue influence on the jury that they found

33:45 The jury was dismissed at 1158. Then they also overturned my unjust enrichment claim so that's in this particular case yes talking. We're talking about this particular case. Which will now be the standard. He lied. He did lie. That's not a cloud. in that movie, that movie was They were going to have him punch you in the movie. Trying to prove how insignificant my part of the book.

36:41 Here's my response. about this is that there are thousands and thousands of brave men and women who have risked their lives, sacrificed their lives. Icon figure. In fact, do you know that this person that I told you about with the seizures, the seizure disorder started right after this. and I, like you and I are here. We sat down in the room and I looked him right in the face.

39:29 I believe, and I'm not a doctor, Well, he had no training in post-traumatic stress. But he didn't have it? But for me, it's like I've been accused of something I didn't do. screamed at me in front of the entire hotel lobby jesus christ that's what i live with now and i Yeah. figure out what the fuck is going on and if someone puts something like that in the new yorker

42:53 did it well. But why did he have to take an old veteran? That would be like me taking a World War answer it. I'd love to know I've read his books. I turned to the judge and said, we got nothing more to talk about. This is a massive, massive lie. My last job was on the internet at Aura TV You think they're going to hire me? That was a gigantic hit movie but if they just if they can discredit you it makes that movie still valuable not only

45:40 Jesse, come back to America. Come, come, come. And I chose not to do it because I was up for the I couldn't go in 100% on that. They would pull up everything they could on me. because I'm sure they would have tried to use it, even though it's irrelevant. Just the guy carrying the guns? We're the ones that fought war with the hell. jackets? Yeah, I have that at home. No, I was an officer, so I was allowed to keep mine.

48:15 Third is the sergeant-at-arms. But what the fuck do you do? But the Elks Club doesn't get in gang wars with the Moose Club. Like the Navy and the Army might do. You wanted your camaraderie. I was riding a Harley. My two buddies No, they don't. Don't they have, those guys have, don't they shoot it out in like Texas steakhouses and Not with us. Wasn't with the Mongols? With us. You're saying a big one a couple of years ago, right? Not with us.

50:32 You got a card on you? Right next to his Disneyland year pass. Of the SEALs. Bam, motherfuckers. You can find it on there. Oh, so this is back in the Jesse, before the Jesse the Body Ventura days. they sent me an entire copy of the book. They said, Governor, please read this, and if you have easily. She goes, tell me this, the editor at random house. I said, at what time did Mexicans become white supremacists?

53:53 And yet they allow white guys. i said well we're 75 latino mexican she goes really i said yes and i gave her the history the mongols started because the Well, they knew I was in the military. was probably doing some illegal shit? No, because I thought at least I won't go to jail. No? Yeah, there we are right there. So you drive this around Mexico? And I put the old sissy bar that goes way up.

57:14 But is it above your shoulders? That's ridiculous. To an outlaw. Like sissy bars. Minnesota flying my colors and no one even recognized me. You know why? Why? I went to a place, I had a full beard after I taught at Harvard. Then they talked me into letting me put dreadlocks. I had my mongo colors on, and here I'm the governor. Because you don't have to in Minnesota.

59:33 It's far more important to have You don't want tennis shoes. That's why when you see a biker rubbing his helmet, it's because his head's itching. That's a very good point. They pop up when one wheel goes off the ground, if you know about that. I got a 2000 and a 2003. No, the twin turbo is a hard top. Yeah, because anything, I think, anything past the 90s that's a convertible But you have a Boxster. The Boxster should have something. It has something.

1:01:41 Yeah? Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. He took it right out of Spaceballs. That's awesome. Well, it depends how you drive it. For eight years. I just do too much. I don't need to be trapped. I was the only one who sat and looked around the room and watched nine other people zeroed in on a screen. You've only sent one email ever? My wife does. You don't have any internet.

1:06:28 They're all under the same umbrella. How do you stay calm in all this? Is the stress lessened at all? a million dollars, four years of attorney It has now somewhat. It seems like it has to me. And all I'm doing is seeking the truth. It's a big insurance company that I'm fighting. lawsuit itself won't affect the popularity of the book unless unless they find out he was a liar and

1:09:21 This is it's kind of a crazy feeling. And so it's an iconic thing. You know. Or there's something wrong. about like trying to find camaraderie in another group but we got blamed yeah the politicians tell you this. For 10 Nobody said thank you. like i have i couldn't imagine but what's so uncomfortable about it is that i feel like You want to know why?

1:12:28 But yet, you can kill at the behest of government, Yet, God says, thou shalt not kill. Yet if I kill a lot of people this is ridiculous. Iraq didn't have nothing to do with 9-11. Why are we invading Iraq? smiling and going, no, I consulted a higher father. If you just say God talked to me, they just let that slide. And Jesse Ventura can say it because I've come out of the closet.

1:15:35 Do you believe in the possibility of something happening when you die? That's a wrap. I'll say, well, God made me with a brain to think didn't he he's going to condemn me because i used it So who's the real one? Well, and that's my point. So God sent two bears to attack the kids and maul them and kill them. I'd like to locate them. 10, whatever. It's hilarious, too, that they'll say, well, that's Old Testament.

1:18:50 Hope for Jesse. Because if you're wrong and there is no God, like if you get to the deathbed and you convert to Christianity and you're wrong and there is no God, it doesn't matter anyway because it's all just darkness. How's that? strict on putting us under more uh surveillance which is a social issue. Yes. So it plays out the same way. Yes. Yeah, but he's eight years in now, and you've heard him long enough.

1:21:20 This is the guy. and I'm not a Trump supporter, but Hillary, they claim Hillary has the experience. Well, Yeah, it's very troubling. The system they've created, the Democrats and Republicans, is a system based upon the concept of bribery. You know, you could be the president. He's moved up since the first debate. You know what's really crazy? So one out of four international people believe that if they go to war, the United States will

1:25:30 You look healthy. I have to wait until 2020 now. We'll get you on the juice. Maybe when they learn all that, if the revolution continues to happen, One that wants to dissolve the system because he thinks it's corrupt, but he uses certain aspects of the system to make vast amounts of money. You're a way better speaker than either one of them. more money doing the job than what i spent to get it that's that's unprecedented yeah that's why

1:28:09 intelligent i'll throw a fucking monkey wrench right into that study because because they don't Okay. I just graduated from high school when allegedly you walked on the moon. They were going to arm Cuban friendlies to attack Guantanamo Bay, blame it on the Cubans, and let us go to war with Cuba. Well, the murder of John Kennedy to me is, It does happen. Things ricochet ricochet off bone weird shit happens

1:30:34 When you hit bones, I have these two copper bullets from an elk I shot, and they are fucked Ridiculous. and he's the greatest sniper in history, and he even laughed about it and said, And why wouldn't you like in Oliver's movie? they had to come up with a magic bullet theory to account for a bullet that hit the underpass He said, oh, it came from over my shoulder, which puts it right at the picket fence because he was right down there.

1:33:04 Nope. I mean, they changed it from a bullet hitting him in the front to a trach wound. And then the other interesting thing was, to the meeting dealt with completely how do we cover this up now the guy who is how do we cover Maybe. I never quizzed him on that, but I thought he was. It's an amazing book. I'll read it this weekend. It's a whole list.

1:36:34 She's one of the most famous reporters in New York. Do you know of Judith Vary Baker? Lion's kink. What do we got here? One car crash. Well, you know what Judith was involved in, in Oswald? That guy that's on all the New York or the New Orleans Saints football. Now, do you think that Lee Harvey Oswald was involved? one that had a paper trail on it? What's interesting to me about this story, too...

1:39:50 Who are you? She calls me honey usually. Anyway. Only in Colorado. Look at this right here, buddy. I might in Colorado. Only in Colorado. What about California? Only in Colorado. You've got to be very careful with this one. Well, until you do that, I'm not legal. All you have to do is go. I get dreams and I can't sleep at night. I learned it from a neighbor in Mexico who was a triathlete.

1:41:32 cover them with carbon titanium steel Less evasive. That's so much better. Way better. Less evasive. In fact, a week ago, I did 41 miles that week. These are the really good contoured ergonomic chairs. They're phenomenal. Yeah, you're blacking out. It's healthy. Decompression your spine when I get full upside down then I mentally go okay relax your feet

1:44:29 Okay. My friend's 49. He just ran 200 miles the pounding ultra marathon the pounding yeah it ain't that he can't do it The normal gait is you're supposed to land on the ball of your feet. How do they do it? Oh, sand dune running is fucking amazing. He was a chief, but we called him the Camel. Because when we'd hit the soft sand running normally in our team he was probably in

1:46:56 I don't know, but they're heavy. They're wiry built. that's great for tearing your shoulders apart 600 push-ups a day then you'll do a thousand Every time you're moving in Bud's training, you have to be running. When you're in Bud's training, from the time you start in the morning till they secure Yeah. catching people and locking them up. And you've got the DEA, who's out there making money off keeping it illegal.

1:50:09 We just went through one in Minnesota, Jacob Wetterling, where they finally caught his because they caught the guy who did it, That's it? but I would rather have my tech... I think there's nearly as many people Here's a good one. They lied about it. They because the Vatican's its own country. to prosecute him for crimes against humanity because this guy was shielding child molesters.

1:53:11 Yeah. because addiction shouldn't be treated criminally. There you go. They have their fix. Yeah yeah how come theirs is legal I also don't think that we have to find jobs for people that are doing a crime against human beings in that same way. And if there was, they would parade it out there. Meanwhile, people are getting fat as fuck from sugar. Yeah, there's a benefit.

1:56:09 They were really good at making engines. And then we picked it up for their teeth, I guess. Yes. I don't know. It's possible. to him. And that's what ended up getting me fired in the end where I had to leave the WWF So you think there's a large-scale organized conspiracy to keep people docile by putting there's people that have jobs that are doing that. They lobby to keep that in place. And

1:59:53 All your life? I haven't been Prozac-aided. Those motherfuckers There's a lot of people that don't believe fluoride should be in toothpaste. I've got to be whitewashed. That's a good point. Completely. The thing's huge. ground before it can get to the great lakes and they're putting it in plastic bottles Yet all of a sudden, here came water had to be bottled.

2:04:01 it's available now yeah i came out i think on theifesto. It came out, I think, on the 6th. yeah well I think there's probably a few other people that are thinking right now but they don't You're famous. You definitely do. They have to know. I don't either. We both like pot. Was for me. Do you know what I would have did if i'd I'd applied for Australian citizenship,

2:07:13 have said nothing if he'd have guzzled a bottle of beer i want to find out who the fuck narked She's an old lady, and she grew her own medical marijuana. The three of us were the pardon board where we could sponge You know that D.A.R.E. class? And they go bust her brother. happen because all of them child molesters re-offend. That's why they want their record

2:10:44 Jesse Vendura for president in 2020. If it ends up that bad, I promise you I will run into 2020.