Joe Rogan Experience #867 — Joey Diaz Transcript

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0:00 Yeah, it makes me sad. Like, he's changed their lives. years old. He got in a fist fight That's right. He brings a cop with him. And I go down and I really worked on it. taping it. Okay. So the whole time I'm thinking I'm doing this seven minute TV set. The day of They only got picked up for six. work dirty and they've got me on comedy central See, that's the feeling I always get from him.

2:47 and I see a younger comic say something on stage. It made you a stronger comic, you know. He doesn't care. But you can't the fun is in working with the best guys the fun the fun is in not have it right now but this motherfucker's funny and when you see that bit and go, this motherfucker's funny. Like he's saying some shit like he might not have it right now, but this motherfucker's funny.

5:07 everybody's doing their stand-up everybody's recording specials everybody's doing tours He's never been better. I always ask him, are you walking around New York without a t-shirt on? don't give a fuck the way he does because we have families ari shafir is free if ari shafir just got good podcast he does at the store. And your car's got honey, and your job sucks, and here you are swinging.

7:18 Alaska all the way to Wyoming of all the comedy club listings, whether they were one-nighters What was that movie? to be you. Yes, this used Hey, woman, since your man ain't got no heart, The one with Clubber? 82. Mr. T. Mr. T was a great fucking movie. The one with Clubber Kids? No. Something weird. But I'm watching Shadowbox there and I'm like, what?

9:52 But, you know, it looks like a lot of swinging. They just do it loose, and they let their shoulders go loose, and they try to work on their snap, and they try to move around. What he does is he fights like a pretend opponent. But what he does is kind of more like, Well, it's a lot of people think it's, like, visualization they think might be as important

11:37 doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about but there's there's something about carving pathways Like positive realization. Because I tried. Then I'm thinking of like the accolades or the position it is or look, like I'm concentrating on going up there and killing, tried to cool off and said, I couldn't do it. other people you're not thinking about other people's response to each one of those things

14:31 artificial laughter i mean i guess you could visualize the state that you feel in when you're I think it's better to just concentrate on just doing it. Because you're not really thinking about it. Instead of thinking about that kind of shit you just like you only have a certain amount of that I think would be funny to talk about in a podcast. the way up here and ate a little half edible to get the party started in my system you know i'm

17:12 Yeah, no, no, there's some shit going around now. This one's a thousand. Just taste it. When you get back from jiu-jitsu, you put it right under here. That goes into your system a lot better. Right when you get home from jiu-jitsu and then take a shower. Minty. I know you are. You're on a plane. And it's not going to change That paranoid as fuck thing, that's good.

19:58 I don't say nothing. I still can't work that up yet. That's too Giant bong hits. No. You know, explaining all the moves and all the different positions. shirt on. When I went to Omaha, people came in from out of Omaha. So if your little town doesn't have it, Eddie's spreading. they're going to start using EBI rules and shit. Just give me credit. Not on the podcast.

22:57 the first period of the fight, there was it doesn't matter if a dude mounts you, it doesn't matter if a guy takes your back. and near submissions and things like that can put you in this giant deficit. so then if no one's better if it's just by a very very very slight edge so if How long is Abu Dhabi if I go the whole match? how many minutes i'm not sure i think it's like the first nine minutes or something like that

26:09 Finals, eight minutes, four minutes overtime if there's a draw with no advantage. Because some guys, if they pull you into their guard, you're fucked. And because of the fighting in the MMA, I think a lot of people slept on his jiu-jitsu. and slapping it across Flying fucking armbar. Yeah, well you can watch this, too. It was a big strength of his, is that he was just so nasty on the ground and so fucking strong.

28:40 I mean, he just took that with just spectacular technique. Remember? Okay. You're in a terrible place. Or, yeah, maybe they're taking their sweet time. I mean, Vinny has, like, fucking ridiculous uh experience when it comes to uh Maybe you're a wrestler. refined level I mean, he triangled the fuck out of everybody. but it was so ridiculous because everybody knew it and he would go out there and he would do it.

32:12 this is another leg lock, too. So even if you just mess with him. He was a tough, tough guy. So guys like Gary Tonin, who's like one of the best in the world right now, That's what they call themselves. again it makes me nervous gives me anxiety are you one of those guys that I was like a Sambo guy? Yeah. Those skinny guys from Russia, It's a really beautiful

35:00 Yeah. It's almost like they have the judo jacket. He's a tough, tough fucking guy. I mean, I'm not I'm not that well versed in in Sambo which is the Fedor background, grappling too and they're aided by the the thing yeah i mean this is uh I think if we have a floor that's big enough to have a basketball game, Why are you fighting in a hallway? The kid came on here.

38:47 They threw water bottles at each other. Anyway, they got fined $150,000. Fuck you. So that's a part of the show. even not even psychoactive it doesn't make you high but it does alleviate some inflammation post fight thing i think you do that before you do the the press conference i think i don't know The CBD oil business went off the roof that night.

41:27 It's going to be good for everybody. Even the other kid made $2,000, $3,000. and they won't fucking know. That's true. You know, even the other kid made $2-3 We wanted this UFC pick 150 and they can fight again in November? I went down to L.A. County. You think I gave him $200? You think you gave him $550? At least they're not suspended for fucking a year.

43:11 Maybe a girls' soccer team or something. Do you know, did you watch when Floyd Mayweather was doing, I believe it was for Showtime. And what a smoker is, they have organized fights, but there's not really a lot of medical on hand. You'd pay a small amount of money, like $30 or something like that. Haseem Rahman's son, I believe. like in his 20s maybe he is anyway point being so this english guy beats up hasim brahman's one

46:11 And I don't have a problem with people doing whatever they decide to do. Right, that's a big difference. fights in the gym and put it on tv it's pretty wild it's pretty and i see both sides of it i And then they fought again the second time, and he just seriously and really focus on him, and he just He's probably made more money. You don't get that 49 and 0 unless he's that kind of dude.

49:09 Not anymore at this point in my life. I showed up rookie day. And then he just fucking blew up the ball with big fucking, you know, he talked shit. What's two fingers? He was smoking fucking crack and bazookas. athletic commissions you know like when they find people and when for that something. Vanderlei? he was talking about his Pride contract. test you know but you got no there's no proof i mean and again that's the only argument whether

53:03 have at it, boys. whatever the fuck it is. Then there was somebody else who had a problem. if he's being fucked with he doesn't know if this is real if it's random if they just show up nobody They tested him in a janitor's closet. What happened with him? I don't remember what the reason was. And that's actually, especially if you're doing jujitsu, it's actually really important.

55:47 in bacteria. Yeah, these motherfuckers are coming over like the USADA collector was greeted at the Wow. You got to be real careful. Someone can wake you up at 730 in the morning, ding dong, and you have to give them blood and piss right there. But the more stringent tests apparently are all blood based. He's like, this is where I'm going. Where you're going, you know, I'm going to go fishing. I'm going to be on this river.

58:45 That's so crazy. Track them like a drone. He'd show up at my job. and they go right back to prison. That's why it's a halfway house, right? And when you go over there, the place is closed. Which is the most important thing anyway you're you're definitely going to eliminate 90 something percent of the people that would be willing to take a chance they find tests for

1:01:35 It's just out of all the people that we know are clean, Come on. Has Pete Rose been killing it lately? But they got him and Alex Rodriguez. Pete Rose was one of my heroes. He's fucking Pete Rose, dog. Look at him there. Jesus. in the All-Star game? You're beside yourself. But this is crazy. Like, he was the last of the real fucking Americans. Full clip, shoulder down.

1:04:45 I was in my fucking haven. on Bud Harrelson. I left there with That would be That's one of the greatest. Oh, why'd they cut it off? He played, you know, Cincinnati. But at this point, I think, From Arch Sleetster to fucking Pete Rose. but he's married to my sister. And I know he's a dumb fucking loser gambler. I can't call him and say to him, listen, fucking Malik Shaw, his ankle's hurting tonight. Bet against him. You know,

1:07:18 So the players didn't like him? Right. And one day, that basketball bet and that football bet becomes a baseball bet. There he is. Are you trying to keep people prosperous by removing the threat? The cops said, what are we going to do? For one of the numbers. Everybody. Yeah. I'm not going to embarrass you. I know it's 6 o'clock. That's a regular fucking day for a guy in Pittsburgh, Connecticut.

1:10:38 Malacontar. Give him the 22 grand and move on with your fucking life. Nice. Or the PS... I know a dude who thought he was buying a stereo, but he's actually buying bricks. And I'm like, what? You know, he's just randomly trying to sell a stereo to the back of a van and they buy stereos and Raider hats. Something like that. And then we found out that the guy would go to the fucking factory and jump over the fence

1:13:40 Binaca? Then it was pepper spray. that was half retarded in the 6th and 7th grade. Yeah, there's like more shenanigans in the East Coast, it seems like. is always connected to that place? What is this mountain of flip-flops It's a little party at a roller skating rink. No, I missed a lot of stuff because once I got into martial arts, I didn't want to do anything that would hurt me outside of martial arts because I didn't want to get hurt.

1:16:06 Fuck you. alive and yeah you would you know first i was afraid i was petrified he brett would do this bit it was just to skate around and asked her to roller skate surrounded him and that was my highlight You laughed your ass off. I'll never forget this. It was like deja vu. And all of a sudden, he's sitting in the back of the bus, and this window was open. And I'm like, this motherfucker's gonna get hit. I'll never forget this. It was like deja vu.

1:18:20 out and that snow's melting but kids are out. Remember when they were on the lake, I knocked him off the chair. you cannot write. Me and a bunch and we're walking behind them. Till this day I don't go to haunted houses because Well, we were just talking about And you were talking, He was in critical condition after a Ravens-Raiders game. They just started fighting on their way out the game.

1:20:55 It's terrible. This is crazy. Well, the preseason game with the Rams, this happened and something else happened. what about in philly and shit well philly in the old days i don't know about this new stadium now God damn it. And that's it. they're all have their like little sect their club and they just kind of bought Even so. That's where the damage is done.

1:23:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah. the stadium right across But because of what people call today branding, it's the Raiders. It looks insane. I mean, imagine what that must have been like. It's like it's just there's just there's no way we want to slide back to that sword fighting shit again. pieces. Jaw pieces? I mean, they're looking to protect you. Tony Conigliaro.

1:27:19 I mean, some guys like Roger Clemens, what did he throw in his prime? So you have to just still. That's so fast. You know, I mean, you have an ability to take a baseball bat, or a baseball rather, That was one of the considerations. then when people figured out that they could pick stuff up and throw it at something that they the human brain doubled.

1:29:40 But then all of a sudden something explodes over what seems like a long time but two million years is not that long in evolutionary terms so something happened when we were some sort of the claws but we got the crazy brain and we went the crazy brain option over two million years We can film things in real time and then show them seconds later on this little tiny thing that slips right into your pocket. I mean, we're on some weird, complete different level

1:31:41 who knows what the fuck caused that? He's dead. You just came out of it. More people want to listen to TMZ, and they need fucking more space. We're getting stronger. The baseball players back then were throwing what was like a super fast? Right. that's got to strengthen those fucking, No one had a bunch of surgeries on his shoulder. front leg also controls their timing.

1:34:43 out. He drops the elbow. It's that whole body technology. There's a fucking angle. It's the leg. He pops it out. He drops the elbow. The major league right now doesn't give a fuck about strengthening your arm. Wow. an inch too low for this gorilla. and takes that guy two, three years later, And now the follow through is the most important. Yeah. People will never respect you.

1:37:24 that like some uncoordinated spaz, Did he nail it? It just shows it over and over again. where he yelled out, hello, with his beautiful voice hello maybe you could it's success. Yeah. But if you fucking miss that first pitch, if they ask you, There's no way. That's maybe one of the worst ones ever. It didn't go anywhere near him. Yeah, you get made fun of, for sure.

1:40:37 Get it Horrific. Really? Yeah, yeah. They have class at 12. I wasn't doing anything. I went in there the other day, and I went in there a little earlier. They have class at 12. That was just tremendous, Joe Rogan. Let's get a kettlebell and work it off a Turkish kettlebell. I can't do the whole thing. weight and it's the weight on the shoulders combined.

1:43:13 What I'm saying is, especially with the Turkish get up, people underestimate the benefit of doing it with even no weight. No, that's what kills you. You know what I started doing recently Five minutes is 20 minutes of jogging. two yeah it's hard five minutes is 20 minutes be tremendous for your footwork and you for your agility and your foot strength and all the strength in all those connecting ligaments.

1:45:25 And I would be worried that like my calf was going to lock up. friends with, he's friends with Brett Favre and Brett Favre came to his house and his son plays My daughter got one do a very ones and she left it out there one day and I go let me try this old-school and then I would sit on the wall. If you could do it, you know, you stood up. Yeah. I think that static hold, there's benefits to that for sure, but I just don't think you can fuck with plyometrics.

1:48:12 I'm a 40-yard believer. you're not warmed up properly for that shit. And, you know, he was into bench squats. That's a nightmare type shit. Listen, my fight with Shane Carwin got canceled, okay? I guess he wants to have some fun while he's still Shane Carwin. And so Jason Ellis, like, you don't realize how big Shane Carwin is. And he's got one arm tied up.

1:50:36 So apparently he's a free agent, was like the end of a round, I think. Carwin's a gigantic human. Super dangerous fight. over and fights, if Carlin tagged him. And there's no shame Fabio's like, who are we going to get? Stipe's trying to get a shot at the title. It was a scary fight. and just beat him down when he was on the ground. with one of the crazy things with all these new organizations, whether it's 1FC,

1:54:39 which I think would be great for everybody. Not right now. He hasn't fought MMA since, I want to say it's two years ago. If they passed on him, I think about comedy, Joe Rogan. A nice, cool, intimate little room. Maybe they weren't what they were, See, if you decide to take some time off And taking two or three years off, if you're having any sort of real problem,

1:57:22 Guys, the heavyweight division has come and gone in five years. how Tyrone Woodley was, Fuck yeah, that's a great one. Who the fuck knows, man? I'd love to see him fight again. No, no, no. just on my own. I'm like in three and Watch him beat down Matt Serra after Matt Serra stopped him and won the title. Even the four names you mentioned, they're fucking dinosaurs.

2:00:06 Sugar Ray Leonard went out of retirement right to Marvin Hagler. He beat him. and what Sugar Ray was doing was just throwing pity pat punches and it wasn't good When I was a kid, they had this fucking TV show that they showed the slickest, most technical boxer, And what do they do? Fuck. I think it was two rounds. I was trying to find which version of the fight I was going to pull up.

2:03:22 I'm trying to look for that before I pull up the video. And he was shredded, too. so he was 30 then, This is prime. 30 years old. God, I used to love watching that dude fight. Like a tremendous punch. some devices to strengthen your jaw. So he's like pulling a cord and lifting weights with his jaw. Look at those fucking bombs he's throwing. absorbing it and then he starts putting the pressure on Hearns. So we're like two minutes

2:06:53 the will that he had like the will Like, nobody fought Tommy Hearns like that. I don't remember the fighter he fought, too. a gym and they worked with somebody When I watch Floyd Mayweather, when I just doing something to him. Yeah. Which I'm not a boxer. to watch the way he moved, too. He was moving towards you, looking to break you. Look at this.

2:09:38 He stops him in the third? Yeah, he's got his number. The guys that don't give you any breaks those guys You could wear socks all the way up to your knees. How many times did Hagler fight Tommy Hearns? Boom, the right hand. Discipline. Such a great fight. You wonder, like, man, how did that really go down? Like, let's say somebody has a fight on a Saturday and they have a close decision.

2:12:50 convinced that I'm right. Like you, if you look at a guy who lands harder shots, but less of them, I see those arguments, man. I see that argument too. I'm not getting hurt. crazy fight. And it was a crazy This is where they checked his cut. God knows what the fuck I was doing. Boom. It was pay-per-view. We would pay, a bunch of other savages, theater but they had speakers instead that was in Vegas I fought Frank Bruno

2:17:32 The last fight I watched Tyson fight was maybe like when he knocked out Spinks in Atlantic City. I think Spinks was first, then Bruno was later. Because he was so, that's Roy Jones, son. See, that's, look how fat Ricky Hatton got. you see without him even flexing like not like at full you know muscle flex he's still super jacked 89. When I was a kid, Ken Norton was the biggest motherfucker I ever saw in my life. Was he G-testing? No. Well, that's why these guys showed up fucking, like Ken Norton.

2:19:41 They definitely had them. Right? Wasn't he? I don't know that he didn't. Juan Manuel Lopez, he TKO'd Wilfredo Velasquez Jr. And then he's pointing at him. with that whole Floyd Mayweather thing. I mean, that's how you become that guy in the first place. Who knows? Tell me about Chicago. Yeah, like two fights. excited went down so Latin then he got submitted by for doom for doom which you

2:23:15 Both of them. And Fabio, I love. I don't think Fado I don't know, nothing but push-ups yeah and working out in jail I mean, he's had where people are fought very good fighters over there he fought very good good fighters. I mean, he fought Cro Cop when Cro Cop was Cro Cop. You know, when Cro Cop was streaking. And he Submitting Mark Coleman when Mark Coleman was a fucking beast.

2:25:33 He was really good. they stopped the fight, but it was actually the end of the round. He thought they stopped the Fedor beat him down, and it was a scary beat down. He hit him with some bombs, man, but that was when Fedor was Fedor so if The only thing you would look and you'd say, well, more people, like how many people beat each guy? Tomorrow a new guy comes along,

2:28:44 They were trying to exploit him at that see the deterioration. They were trying to home run fucking champion of the last Yeah. But the second one was bad. as being an enormous guy he's also brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt like legit that guy mounts I wouldn't say that to his face. The way he's hitting. You'd be shocked. 188. Listen, there's fucking receivers that will pick you up and throw you out of the stadium.

2:32:11 Well, he's up. Oh, I see, I see. Probably. But if he gets hit... Yeah, probably. Like, you ever see a guy, like, work out live? That's hilarious. Wow. Oh, this is the- Look at that. Look at that? 5'7", 155. Oh, this is the— Look at that. The current best running back in college football right now is about his size. Watch this guy. So what was he doing standing there, faking him out?

2:35:08 Watch. See? Less protection. I get it. Yeah. This is the scoreboard right here. That's a good thing. He like double palms him on his chest, but that's because he likes him. On the ends. What do you think he's going to do? He fucked up. They have, you can't spear helmet no more. Did he do it on purpose? I don't need to see a guy on his back bro with his parents at home on their feet

2:38:39 five kids got laid out in a high school game Those two guys. That guy is not going home for a couple Everything's fine. Is that a violation, Jamie? And he was already flying in and hit him with the elbow, You're supposed to just let up. I mean, you could definitely argue that it's not intentional. so it looks like he's doing It drug out for two years,

2:40:56 practiced. I knew how they worked in their head so even at practice we're just going like this now we're just going like this Boom. Out cold. He took it to the temple sideways, head to head. Big giant guys running around. That's what makes all together. They fucked with me twice. This is the problem. If the brain doubled in two million years or whatever the fucking thing,

2:43:52 and I'm doing certain exercises Turkish 24, you're out of college. So there's a guy that has broken down the kinesiology of a football hit, okay? They've improved form. Now he's playing basketball. He's going to get paid. We've gotten way stronger our You know, 30 years ago. What's interesting to me about these athletes getting better and faster and stronger and brains getting bigger is I wonder what it's going to be like.

2:47:23 gonna throw now we're just gonna Now we're pointing on being even stronger and faster, though. and like every couple days and improving people, you know? I know. You know what's interesting? Well, they already got rid of two Olympic gold medalists They removed their gold medal. That's state-sponsored. Let's just do it the right way. I think there's probably some of that going on.

2:50:29 This is one of them. When did this article come out, Jamie? But, you know, fighting is a weird business. Like it's a compelling thing to have a 30-minute round Ridiculous. Fuck no. Oh my God. Can you imagine? Honestly, you know what could have happened? fucking devil's cabbage and he said some ridiculous shit and our club got sued that's all it would

2:53:23 And then once you get there, they're going to test you again or do I have the whole weekend to get out? No, no, no. Just to make sure the improv doesn't get sued, sir. Some of the things that you said, quite honestly, I believe in freedom of speech, but I find it offensive. cool because you're your own promoter. You said something to me the other day.

2:55:03 Most likely, it will have nothing to do with the fucking election. Well, they did reopen the investigation into her email service. I really wanted Bernie Sanders to come back. I've just heard. No, Ollie North got in trouble for Right. That wench bag is 180. Oh, my God. Because I've been thinking I mean, he should not But when I was a sophomore in high school, I had this Italian girl in my class that wore clogs.

2:58:01 I didn't give a fuck about the rest of the day. That means what a pussy looked like. Like right right through the jeans it was just a mountain it was just a mountain wow talking about it. And, you know, we were saying, like, we've heard worse. You would say something. You ever see a nice-looking couple now? I will never see a woman naked like that ever again.

3:00:45 And I think he's been married and divorced. and then eventually they're like, I can't do this anymore. Shit, we went hunting. 62. Woo! Where would you have the energy to keep up with that? anyway you're already thinking about quitting so when you're home and you're home with some girls Well, it might, but it's not going to happen in this life. you die and they might be right I don't know who's right who's wrong but it is

3:04:07 and you were going to close your eyes for the last time, I come back like as a bird this time. And then you start all over again. But then again, you have to think about what scientists believe. What else? So how lucky am I? I was here. And that was my Comedy Store debut and shit. in for you i had three people call in for me i think and he was one of them they believe stanhope

3:06:58 there was an opening on the list. Go down there. even alive anymore. People that in a certain town, just does comedy on Tuesday nights every night. That means at a bar in a certain town, Out of Minneapolis. You know, that's one of the sad things Stan Hope used to wear an overcoat and he had long hair. What did he say to him? That's what put me on the right path.

3:09:50 am I going to do with my life? is a bucket of because she walks out and then some lady in the audience actually gets up and walks I'm not doing any justice to this. And he went in there. Like on those nights where all the professionals That's not a mistake. and then she didn't really know who stanhope was. She had forgotten and she'd put him up in the corner of the fucking nine.

3:12:33 You're probably in the fucking thing with a dick pump. I'm sitting back there stoned to the gills confused. I saw it. Well, they were all leaning towards sitcoms. on your stage persona. And then they went That when you let a guy just be himself or a girl just be themselves You wouldn't know Stanhope. age, and it all has to and they go, no, you're too old for this thing.

3:15:30 So you had nothing. You had nothing got on Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special dreamed about going to watch. Joey, you were quiet today. 10 sprays of the same one? I like this little spray on. It's going through your bloodstream How dare you? I'm excited. I don't know what my wife's going to be. She's trying to... Don a fucking cowboy? Sublingual. Thank you, sir. I got to dress up like a cowboy, Jack? I'm excited.

3:17:32 Have to apologize? Wait a second. Oh my god to control the way people behave. They want It's cultural appropriation. You know what else I demand? Mexican cooking and is a real What the fuck are we doing? Like fucking whatever The Cuban singer You should watch that show. I liked, like, three of her songs. But it fills you in on what was going on. I don't know what it is.

3:21:02 what I told you. They used to take I mean, Batista was such a piece of shit towards the last five years of Cuba for eight years waiting for the opportunity. I mean, this really, you know, You know, tell them it's mine. Have a nice life. subtitles it's all spanish when you say that she was huge in cuba like oh she was huge worldwide She's a darkie. She became one of the biggest actresses in the fucking...

3:24:01 She probably had Haitian blood, whatever the fuck it is. She wasn't going to make it as a fucking dark singer. Fuck him, I'm not going down there. two episodes and bail. There's a couple fucking, you know, like light-skinned Mexicans. Did you watch both seasons? Right to the end Ed Harris is a bad motherfucker So it's like a movie. They had to follow through the entire, you know, all seasons.

3:27:19 If you were living in those Wild West days and Ed Harris rides up in a fucking horse outside your town with that creepy fucking smile of his Speaking of good show, You were at Zany's, right? Friday night. Yeah, I was going to stick to script. At the same time, you show up with a new weapon. not, so I worked it that Old school acapella. 25 years. It's done.

3:30:04 In my world. Smooth as a cucumber. And just sucked him into, lit up a cigarette. Smooth as a cucumber. Lenny Clark destroyed it. Roseanne Barr? Yeah, we really should do that, Joey. Like, you do this special, then we could do another one in, like, seven or eight months It feels good. January and you get the special I think all these new networks are gonna

3:32:17 Well, let's think about it. What's Netflix? What does CISO have? Saturday Night Live. They have like original networking on there, like original programming networking. And, you know, there's companies like Google and Apple and big technology companies. It seems archaic to wait for a show. and then start unwinding That dude can out-act motherfuckers.

3:34:46 It's a good fucking show. or sociably? I have no Beautiful. if you want to get on it, Orpheum, baby. I didn't know. If you're in Boston, that fucking theater is one of the best theaters to see stand-up And even that night, we're selling tickets. So they could see you and then go watch the fights. Bye. Love you guys. Stay blessed.