Joe Rogan Experience #871 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 3, 2, 1, Yee-haw! You guys have the same one as this K-Man coffee one? So did you hear Can we get into that Because it's not like And half of it is almost like – I think like they want everyone to know that they're upset. There's this one female comic and I go to her page every She's so anti-Trump. and if they have a voice it needs in the day she would. Yeah. I mean she's like

2:18 But that's not the platform for it, I don't think. And people kind of accepted it. All of a sudden, when you're in the action movie, someone comes over and massages you. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying there's a place and time for it. But he's also supportive. One of the things we went to the gym and young Jamie Cause you keep your money in your front.

4:19 It's going to take some work. He's touching me. This isn't the protest. This is some non street like you're on the sidewalk this isn't the protest And just trying to get everybody to jump on board. Crazy. Hillary for prison. Will you hashtag Hillary for prison? Make sure that's correct because that's what I've been reading. Jamie doesn't think he's buying it. Well, you hashtag Hillary for prison.

6:31 of messages you are you spreading if you're posting that and you're you're in a protest All of it is just bullshit. for real estate sales? what she said is that like you know you're just you you're just as disgusting as the people who voted the people who actually expect me to move She's building it. It's incredibly difficult to immigrate to Canada.

8:41 Yeah. if you have a drunk driving thing It was one of those, there's a brawl and he was a part of it i carry large sums of cash and i have a pistol and it's loaded and it's in the car. No charges. said I was with him. Hell no. If I said I was with him, getting, so do you and Eddie hate each other? Eddie Bravo was saying something. Oh, I agree. Whatever nutty things that

11:44 It's grainy footage that looks like it was invented back when the fucking wheel was invented It's grainy footage of some guy talking about some the sex parties. They used to have what children used to pledged to a fraternity because your dad was in it and you know there's a lot of that shit going on yeah they're called of that so much because of the Flat Earth people.

13:13 Organization that was paying people off to lie about the earth being flat Just everyone's in on it. Flat earth denial money. But he went dinosaurs aren't real. Right up here in Topanga Canyon. clothes pin and He's probably listening to us. lot of this shit there is not that much time you don't have much time you have 24 hours in a day i also just i mean what am i gonna do when i get when we're gonna find someone on the internet no

16:19 He tried to get us to do one during the last Fight Companion. I forget what that one was about. Yeah. But it's also not on the internet. But if we can get it out there. Do they really give a shit? Yeah, what are you gonna do? All right still doesn't bring him back. It's all so fucking weird Obama's like this is my daily life. Here you go. And he's like, holy

18:38 it. I mean, I think Hillary Clinton was in office. interesting we got a culture battle going on right now too like all those people marching What? They said he was supposed to be at UFC 205. Darker hair. It's so crazy. Then how many of them are gonna live in the White House? Do they know I don't know What the hell is his goddamn name? maybe here I'll find him because I just start what is it David Clark his name's David Clark

21:55 I go, how the fuck do you not know that, bro? It was an award for contributing to the conditions of inner-city black youths standing alongside Muhammad Ali and Rosa Parks. Damn. It was awarded for contributing to the conditions of inner-city black youths He had to come out and be like, I'm not cool with that KKK stuff, man. That if I said it, he'd be like, you fucking racist.

23:08 Go over there. It was just... It was crazy. But it'll never be like that because that was the last block of corruption. And then the weigh-ins, he looked a little more serious. And then the night of the night of the fights i was like i mean you couldn't have written a better show i mean that the the fights the night the way everything happened it was

24:57 Have you ever seen Eddie Alvarez? realized like holy fuck well he's already touched up a little bit when he finally went in for the shot. I've never seen anything like it. You've got to be big. But also his style. but I think he does it better. I think Wonder Boy's better at surprising guys with his kicks and his angles, It's just pow. And his next fight,

28:42 going off whatever the hell I think, Joe, but Do you really think they would do Nate again? Do you know how fucking crazy it would be if he decided to go up and fight Woodley? He said Habib was fighting for the title. Yeah. 45, 55, 70 just wraps up all these. Fuck yeah, Woodley will say, let him try. He's in there. Oh, they're one and two. and it's a solid landing and he's 200 pounds correct sir and he's flying

31:17 Don't change a word. Well, it's okay because he's a black guy. Don't forget Jesus! him afterwards. But, you know, trip? How about the world-class trip? Oh, yeah. He was showing him Dude, he's ridiculous. He won the first round, And I thought he was running away with it. And we know that Weidman is- At first when he was talking stuff to Bisping, I'm like, God, that's a terrible fight for Bisping.

34:12 twice bad in their last You know? It's different. Different. Especially it's different. It's different. But Romero's basically in his prime as an MMA fighter. But he's like, his range of motion's very limited, whereas Yoel is like a super athlete. He's like, go for it again and see what happens. I'm like, God, that's a bad fight for him. They covered him with water.

36:22 He poured it all over him. So he gets more rest. Yes. Obviously it ended up working in his favor. It's smart Just wanted the guy to get back up. in wrestling and there's like a lot of shit that goes on in wrestling you know where you're you And I think it was also 30 seconds with the Tim Kennedy fight, if I remember. Is it not over? You got your arms up and referee says, blah, blah, blah.

38:46 Yeah, well, here's what was going on. No shit. it's a majority draw so bruce said it wrong, whether they gave it to him wrong. I don't know. you still have your title. So he says it again. It's just the wrong definition. And I even tweeted out before this, I think it's a draw. Because at the end of the round, Wonderboy was on top of him punching him.

40:36 he almost choked the life out of him. He's not to the side. Correct. a skinny ass neck and tiny head yeah smaller head me. And the small head thing is smaller than me. I was thinking about How did his neck not break? Yeah, different story. taekwondo academy in south carolina and he has a great home life and his dad's his coach and his Cuz the Matt Brown fight, you know his last loss and it was back and forth there's a scrap i'm like all right whatever

43:11 Well, I mean, he's a guy who's fought in professional kickboxing. it so let's say Dana does do the rematch I think he was talking about it in the post-fight press conference, Yes, he does that a lot. He might not fight like that. Woodley only took him down once in the whole fight and mauled him once he got him to the ground. By the end of the round, his nose is fucked up, he's got a giant cut, he's leaking blood.

45:35 saying as far as game plan wise i think it favors wonderboy yeah but here's the thing now that tyron Oh, it looked like a white belt versus, you know, just an experienced guy. He's so good at going southpaw traditionally. Yeah, and the Johnny Hendricks that internet. Yeah, for whatever reason. Hey, I'm tired of being successful. Just look at the numbers.

47:37 The Yahoo and Yelp reviews, rather. It should be a really small place. our boy Travis Barker, in LA as far as vegan goes. Fucking playing the drums It might work in Texas, right? Has that ever worked? Ted Turner. Yeah. or pennington i thought she looked brilliant she did her job i thought there was a real bad But she retired, correct? And she said, no, it was based on my performance.

50:23 Probably the best looking one in the UFC. This is why I'm proud of her and her getting out when she did, because I don't know if She's good as a, as a analyst when she's up there with like, uh, Stan and Bisping andrew style. She's good as an analyst. Well, she's already doing it the right way. There you go here. Well, you know, you have a close friendship with someone.

52:01 Some upcoming phenom and get lit up. That's a giant thing to have on your resume, former world champion. fields all the offers. She has the her. Yeah, isn't that happening with you guys? And you know me, I'm an open book, man. For me, it's just, you know, I'm always in the understanding of we don't need anybody. Joey Diaz does it. All you would have to do is put out the ad throw the bat signal up online

54:48 It's between all of us, and re-Instagram each other thing we're in a good spot and uh yeah we have offers from all these other networks and stuff like that. I'm like, oh, yes insane it's just maybe they just don't know how much money it is or they don't i was literally First of all, they should have never brought you in in the first place at all. have issues do they think they can do that kind of shit though do you think that they would start doing that if they they did

57:48 You know, you have your own show. You can't do it. It takes away everything that's great about the internet. Dude, it's amazing. little tripod on it so i think it's called an apogee or something like that here you ever It all comes in this little case. Wow. It's incredible. On our YouTube, we need the visual aspect of it for sure. there's not another thing that they have that gets to kind of download you guys. There was a time there when I,

1:01:19 Well, I think the worst thing could be that they did fire you. Because like Milo Yiannopoulos, you know who he is? Look at Ariel Helwani. Is he out again? I saw him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't allow certain people in. He got clipped. you bet your sweet-ass Conor's going to land that. I'd love to see him fight Brock Lesnar. Oh, no, it's not. That's very possible. Oh, no, it's not.

1:03:41 He's never going to fight again. He didn't look dehydrated at all. It's funny because it's not my life, though. you know like who's he gonna fight i don't know the winner of pettis and holloway holloway's been Never. What's he have to do? all right, I'll fight at 55 in three months. Who the fuck according to whatever the rankings are, But the way Habib mauled Michael Johnson, I think he makes his case.

1:06:43 Habib absolutely ragdolled Dos Anjos 2 and then fucking destroyed Johnson. Say it deep it was so deep too. I was thinking nog when noggin Frank Mir fall connor and habib are the fight that's the that's not happening brother i think habib needs to get Do you know that? Giant. It doesn't matter. no he champ he deserves it but there's a reason why he hasn't been the headliner of a pay-per-view

1:10:11 was 23-0. Then Conor went, no, I want to fight that one. You ever seen that video? He was a kid. when Conor's still the draw, you're talking about a different ball game. Knocked the fuck out Korshkov's a monster Kovalev Kovalev. I've been watching all the countdowns and shit. Yeah, he didn't throw any punches. But you're right. I don't know what the betting odds are.

1:12:27 December 10th or 12th or something like that. Was that the best weekend ever besides that Hopkins fight? Well, Gastelum's done now, man. No, he fought Marquardt at 70. And it's so frustrating. Oh, my God, look at this card. You're not a heavyweight. You're not Cain Velasquez. the world title. It went to decision, right? didn't take the percentage. has fought at 85 in the

1:15:00 You want to sit down? He's expensive, though. Yeah. Yeah, their name's BJ Penn. But I will tell you this, BJ Penn's a goddamn legend, so I'm siding with him usually. Like your hydration levels But let me ask you this Joe You got Max Holloway, Anthony Pettis, blah, blah, blah. I think an even better strategy is seek to eliminate weight cuts. you do hydration testing. But how many weight classes?

1:17:54 Look at Andre Ward and Kovalev. You also have more opportunity for title bouts between guys where one guy decides to go up, I think if anybody can do this, the UFC- Name 10 stars in boxing. But I don real problem. Name 10 stars in boxing. I can name champions and former champions easily. But UFC has more stars than that. But a lot of those guys are on the same weight, yeah?

1:19:27 You did it son Yeah he's fighting for a world title Fuck yeah He's crazy, man. So hire, how much money? Do you know that Dos Anjos passed out for three fucking minutes before his fight with And I think their performance their performance suffers making you pee in a cup And when your body fat is, you know, wherever the fuck you are right now, they'll say, hey, okay, right now you're 178 pounds.

1:21:31 I don't mind the idea. is to use whoever they want. Yes, it does. they get to bring their world title to the fight, It's 147. And then light heavyweight isn't 205. Who cares? Fedor it's supposed to be like a open weight tournament it's dope what kind of work has Shane I know he had surgery on his back. Just do the old thing. Yo, Romero looks like malnourished next to him.

1:24:56 For whatever reason, when you and I get together, we just fucking have a love fest over this No, I'm telling you, Stipe's a bad motherfucker, no doubt about it. He would never, ever would never ever lose i was so all of a sudden i have this uberine body and this Mark Hunt head that'd be fucking sick. That'd be awesome. They'd be like, listen, let's bring-

1:26:41 How about you guys just sign us and then we'll put on fight pass? Yes. Like, at one point in time like at one point in time You know what I'm saying? What I think I feel like personally event and liver kicked the shit out of someone or head kick someone remember that um but i don't remember too much about that event i remember pettis what i think Really?

1:28:48 Here's someone that no one's talking about in the strawweight division. I'd watch that. I think it was a go-go platter, and then she started a go-go platter Super high-level black belt. Yeah, I think she's probably eventually going to wind up in the ufc uh she's yeah she's make 115 yeah yeah good luck taking down the polish killer did you see the what she put on

1:30:36 days I will fuck a bitch up First time we've really seen her in a lot of trouble like that. How tough is that girl? A lot of leg kicks, especially. But she never stopped. Non-stop. Really tough. is Tony Hinchcliffe yeah that's a tough one You know she'd put her hands on you, right? Yeah, Jamie was there. Everywhere was mobbed. I was like, ah, how are you going, man?

1:33:50 vote and stuff like that on the east coast it's so late that you know like i don't see a lot of It's true. So it can't be at 4, on at 10 in the morning. Yeah, and the East Coast stays up. That's true. The amount of excitement that Floyd generates does not even fucking compare to the amount of excitement that Conor generates. Like, Floyd Mayweather fights so skillfully

1:36:22 The guy was... He's defending his belt. Sorry, man. I think I'm using it wrong. Yeah, one. Totally different animal. And now he has a little son on the way. oh by the way after a staph infection here's something a lot of people don't even know he that you don't consider to be you, I couldn't believe how I felt so weird. I felt lightheaded. I felt weak. I was like whoa. You're drained right?

1:39:18 crazy five-round war, So takes that fucking crazy chance, comes back and fights that guy. way bigger than connor is he just is you know so it's like who's gonna weigh more when they How crazy is that? I envisioned this. I thought he was going to make a big announcement. We don't know what the numbers are, so let's pretend the number is 2 million, which would

1:41:22 What percentage bought it because of Conor? That is not outrageous to say. out blah blah so let's say she has two fights left maybe three who knows but she's not the same draw but here's the thing, as these happens all the time. I mean, it's pure speculation. that ain't that's this is nine yeah but if foror, and again, I'm not rooting for favorites.

1:43:20 I need my fucking money. Cyborg hits like I think Amanda is too. Amanda is. But Amanda she'll throw kicks and knees. She'll also black belt on the ground. Yeah. I think Amanda is, too, yeah? Yeah. cuts. How about that? The old days. but stylistically, that you look at the way But I think her marching forward is the perfect antidote to get merc'd by Rhonda.

1:45:31 But it's also interesting to see where Ronda's head is now that she's coming back. Well, what Ronda has and what Ioana has, and not a whole lot of other women have it, is one thing that they do where they're really fucking good at it. That helps, too. That looping left hook, that check hook that she throws off the right side. Because I'm the only show in town now.

1:47:01 As far as his ability to talk shit. Three years Ali didn't even work out for three years He didn't have the endurance anymore. He didn't have the fire, really. That's what's scary. But he goes, he'll never be a main event again. At least he's not Muhammad Ali. I know. And Rumble's fighting DC for the title again. I guarantee you he's concentrated a lot more on his wrestling.

1:49:41 coming back you know that's what everyone wants to see, though, isn't it? Maybe. That's what the fans demand. Yes. When your suspension is up, then you to train with other fighters who are on the roster. Really? Yes. Look that up, Jamie. Yeah, it's like telling a guy who's an accountant, you're suspended for a year, you can't even touch a calculator.

1:50:44 I remember those. Yeah, who's buying calculators? But the other thing to your point where you don't think who says they'll get a title shot, No, I'm not. He got dealt with. Very fluid. Doesn't get hit, really. Yeah, I'll do it. He, like, clotheslined him. of the locker room I was like but no bueno or portuguese sorry yeah there's no community i'm like he can't go out there man

1:53:55 Because they're waking him up out of slumber because Big Nog's done. that light heavy you got shogun which i don't know what's going on i think shogun's got to be done I mean, just look at the Brazilian fighters, You could sell Hits like a fucking Mack truck. You're not getting a title shot. I know, but if he does land. But just real small. I like the whole package.

1:56:33 I know. eight o'clock if you're in la represent all right thanks brother thank you man fun times fun times