Joe Rogan Experience #8881 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. That was perfect. So they do it basically once a week. Let's say cloud seeding. the experimenters tend to be biased towards saying cloud seeding with silver iodide enhances precipitation without negative consequences. These people eat silver out of some—they think it increases their longevity or their virility, and it makes them turn smurf blue forever.

2:48 into your skin well here's the other uh side of it they can also prevent it from raining um we know No, just make it rain. China's going to birth a Godzilla. It really is. Have you been using it on countries? Have you been aiming it in places? Like, how do you try it? Did you try it just during the Olympics or did you know about it beforehand? Have you been using it on countries?

4:26 You get hit by a stray cloud. That would be a great drive-by to get hit by he made it rain on my family i'm not the things that support it what you know confirmation bias like pure and simple and I mean, it's real simple stuff. And the other thing is, politicians. Imagine if you had something where you can spray the sky, Pull up Prince Talks About Chemtratrails this is very important actually put it's a youtube

7:26 It's always like super hazy. Someone explained that to me while smoking a cigarette. But, you know, I don't – honestly, I don't understand what makes those things up in the air. You don't have to secretly dump chemicals on Americans. So I think we both agree on that. Someone out there has figured out how to make it stop raining most common elements on earth and it's you can find commensurate levels that they've been finding

10:16 It doesn't mean that they haven't sprayed things from the sky. And by the way, that's one of the biggest factors in global warming is jets. That's the poison. And I think HARP stands for High Altitude Active Auroral Research. That's what's going on. they could shut down communication and they could possibly make it so that they can send radio However, the conspiracy theory, and the conspiracy, HAARP has been blamed for a variety of different

13:15 Listen to this. that doesn't dissipate with distance, Yeah, just slow down a trumpet and put it on your picnic video, Because in the book of Revelations, they talk about how the horsemen of the apocalypse blow these trumpets. And remember the end when they played the trumpets? you never want to be out on your porch with your dog, throwing a stick, and you're like,

15:45 When you really stop and think about the fact that No, thanks. No, thanks. Within two days, there would be no more chimps. to the sounds and reviewed the amount of power this thing puts out. going to war, and then you hear, blah, blah, blah. Japan has problems with it. irradiate where they hit so you end up not being able to move into that area as a good conqueror

18:36 Great, Jim. So it makes a lot of sense that a government or an empire would want to investigate this stuff. We know where it came from. Everybody knows you're an asshole. But if they could, have they already? professor Amran Inan said to Popular Science that weather control conspiracy theories were He could be working for the man. So why wouldn't they explore something like the weather?

22:13 And that they love to dismiss They're like, you're talking about something that's being run by DARPA. I mean, maybe that means defense as in they need to charge up the ionosphere to send radio signals. They're on Twitter, though. How many do you have? No, I love you, DARPA. No. And then you leave and they laugh. Yeah, I don't know. And the defense.

25:19 Defense. You know what made me feel really safe? And by the way, they can be solar powered in LA and just run all day. What kind of speed did they give those drone operators? Moisture disrupts the effects of the I think DARPA did invent A group within DARPA. networks. Yeah. Inform people about mushrooms. Think of what Burning Man would look like if DARPA took it over for two years.

28:44 Come on, guys. Stop crying. that smells like patchouli. I like the sweet smell of patchouli because there's usually good acid around. that live in this town like it starts in one place and then builds up power as it moves along. Well, if you talk You're talking about an entire town of people. Who would think that it would be gross? This is really, really polluted.

32:01 That makes sense. We met a guy in Windsor named Gary Gross, miles away from Zung Island. What you're talking about is something that somehow or another is making these people's houses vibrate like this from miles away. brilliant genius, he said there's no Yeah. But if this is a sound that is emanating from Zug Island Island. It would have to be insanely loud on Zog Island.

34:50 having some idiot party until 4 a.m it sounds like a party it sounds like bass speakers it How close is it to harp? No one can explain it. let's turn Zug Island outside of Detroit into a base speaker so that everyone can freak out. yeah they're definitely weird i just i wonder about the darpa connection but if you go there In fact, when I went through customs, the guy asked me, what are you here for?

38:16 No, we didn't hear it. What they're doing there is they're just creating steel and they're mixing the raw elements to create steel. I think that's really weird. It's incredibly dangerous. It's definitely stinks. It's like this glowing green shit that you see in the water. So it's not healthy. It definitely stinks. like who does cocaine camping kid rock

41:11 The smell in the air is, it's really a shame. do better a long time ago. And it kind of makes and the industrial output are connected. And it's too strange. Super creepy. Yeah, you got to go there and see. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They also said that for some reason, it seems to correspond with the rain. Think of that. with your stupid sound? the effects of harp

45:22 Yes. It's moisture and it's in a condensed sort of a, well, I should probably actually have Okay. E-cigarettes are an ionizer that creates water vapor where it lands on the witch. Yeah. Great. It's not fair. It's rude. It's too easy to pick on him. It's not fair. As long as you're going to shoot yourself. The box, I would wonder if the clouds in this box are identical to the clouds that are actually floating over land.

48:36 Like there can be a toxic cloud too that's not water droplets. Okay, awesome. So I say, what's up with this dude? I don't have to meet him. It's a scientist's buddy. And we're like, hmm, this is interesting. But there's some weird funnels coming off of it. And that he did this and said, this is so good, it needs to be on TV. So he's enjoying life and he

51:25 It's really rare that you see a bunch of white guys in their late 40s, early 50s, possibly into their 60s. That makes sense to you. And guess what happened the second time? by the way the next season of this show you are going to be riddled with trolls who realize that the goggle is like a sensor and that theoretically you could feel this electricity on the electricity coming off your eyeballs and that theoretically

54:06 Yeah. I don't know. And then it's a very similar signal, thus indicating that electricity is coming off of your eyeball, like the evil You fuckhead. I think this is going to really happen. insane? people know exactly what you're saying. There's a lot of goddamn aluminum out there. It's not the same thing as the mineral that's in the ground. or does it have anything else that's mixed into it and heated down?

57:51 Sure. Never make a girl do dress up, bro. How far do you take dress up, though? Yeah. Sure. like holes into their Eeyore stuffed animals and fucking them where stuff gets weird. That's what we're doing. Yeah, right? They asked him what his least favorite song was there's apparently a song in the Macklemore and why they're talking about him pissing his bed.

1:01:51 his point would have to do strip club with with thrift shops would that have to do with thrift Yes, that's true. Well, yeah, right. The only time you saw it again is if they played it again. tapes and we would get something Like within a few years of making VHS tapes, was like more of a freak show than anything yep but the kids today that's a that's a joke the

1:04:38 It's going to pop up. Yeah, of course that's what they mean. Kids are fucking in high school. walk around the house thinking the kids at school just learning meanwhile she's just someone's balls She's my mom bought me a box of condoms when I was in the Not just dirty, but kind of like albino, like swampy. Albino and swamp. Lives in a swamp. that's been bitten off like a nub

1:07:30 If it's totally normal, it never comes up. It looks great. Oh my god! For us, it's an evolutionary advantage to have a large penis. and telling people that he was Rasputin. And they're like, whatever, you're not Rasputin's cock. It's in a jar. I heard a story that Rasputin was at a bar and telling people that he was Rasputin. It's like that would not fit in a regular mayonnaise size jar.

1:09:30 Maybe you can feel evil. I feel a bunch of player haters So they're up there freezing their dicks off. rasputin because like if you're in bed with your wife and you look down at her vagina and it looks like a sinkhole, you're like, you fucked Rasputin, you asshole. Babies are nine pounds, dude. How do you know? Because they know that you're going to do it again.

1:12:10 They just reach in, We just fall forward. It doesn't seem like she's in any pain at all. There's no doctors. They just make awesome nurses. She's like, what do you see? Like, okay, now she's squeezing him out. She's eating it. Oh, that is so sweet. That was on a slab of concrete. zod and the source family do you know about this what father zod and the source family the source

1:16:39 I mean, it is alien. Which you shouldn't. There's the homo florensis, that little hobbit man on the island of Flores. Yeah. You're right. God damn it, I'm gay.. You are an asshole. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's how Anderson Cooper says Neanderthal. You're right. Really fascinating thing that until a few years ago, they thought was just horseshit.

1:18:24 Well, they didn't find out about gorillas until the early 1900s. they'll find, like, a weird frog in New Guinea which did happen recently. The idea of an intelligent, ape-like, human-like thing. Another branch of the evolutionary chain of lower hominids It's not a surprise any other species that gets discovered out in the great vast wilderness that still exists but for whatever

1:20:34 Like didn't you, what did you call it? And Karl Arman went to – that's a really old picture, right? Just look at it. And it's called the Bondo ape. these smaller chimps that is the whole chimpanzee idea. It's at the top of the building. Well, these animals that are so big that they're not even scared. They don't go to the top You can see this thing walking upright.

1:23:10 And they got a video of one eating a fucking leopard. Look at this thing. Look at their heads. They're enormous. Well, devil chimps. Their heads look like skulls. Look at their heads. If something like that can hide from modern society for so long, after the invention of cameras, after the invention of helicopters, then why couldn't there be something like a Sasquatch or a Yeti or something like that still out there?

1:25:12 possibility that this almost impenetrable jungle can hold a bunch of different animals in it but indisputable it's it's very similar to ufos or ghosts or any other thing like that it's every Do you know how many camera traps are out there now? or they'll work on a flash system. None of these things have ever caught a Sasquatch. to any creature avoiding humans, because we like to eat things. We love eating things or turning them into our

1:28:19 Stay away from them. Stay away. They think that they are the spiritual beings that are very human-like in form. Well, I mean, again, to play Sasquatch Advocate, if you look at a monkey jump, like whenever you see a monkey run up a tree, just a monkey, if you watch how graceful and powerful those things are, They can cover their tracks. for it and runs up the tree not that weird you know bears climb trees i think we both know but

1:31:14 Let's look at it just to get a peek at it. Let's see. Oh, it's sideways. Now watch this. And the way you hunt for bears in a lot of places, it's not legal in California this way. a bolt for it and then just watch this the guy here's the point is that this bear There's almost no better skill. Now, all you have is like Theodore Roosevelt wrote about it in a story about his time in the woods. But when a dude gets killed by a wild man, who knows what really happened in the 19-whatever-the-fuck-it-was back when Teddy was running around.

1:35:14 It's a thing that people go to right away. Well, people have shot people accidentally and sworn up and down they saw a deer. Yes. Sure. in those three hours Nobody goes into the forest sober. lot of the people in the woods or maybe under the influence of intoxicants but Elves. There's a real danger. it's a really highly charged environment. Also, what you mentioned earlier, how people prefer to

1:39:18 out into nature. It could be that. It also could be a reaction to being in the wilderness itself which is mostly being Maybe my wood brother is's just as smart as me but chooses to not engage and remain on the If you said to me, Joe, would you rather be able to fly without a plane anywhere you wanted in the world for 30 whole days or go hiking and actually meet Bigfoot.

1:40:57 That's what every great dream is. You know what Bigfoot's going to say to you? hairy, failed I'd kill elk with my face. But here's some on the pro side. Like, they're all over the place. There's a lot of them. They're not like a Bigfoot. It's not like a thousand of them in probably Southern California alone. Sure. They're all over the place. hide in a way that's exponentially greater than any other animal, then you can also add

1:42:59 It's not like dead bodies are always dead. Excuse me. One of the guys we talked to was a guy named William Jevnig. on my crazy scale seemed like a very reasonable guy. You know, it's for sure. This is where it gets weird. Okay. When I said, tell me where it is, I go, said tell me where it is i go you tell me where what that's what i mean when i say i believe you

1:46:53 Right. I don't remember what I did five days ago. I don't believe in Bigfoot. I consider these things to be my wood brethren and my forest friends. The Squatch community recognize me. on nothing but water and air. This is the other thing this guy believes. How do you explain a 10-foot-tall person thing who lives in the woods and can spot camera they did it in front of a jungle yeah that one right there now look at this fucking thing. Spread this out. Here's what's crazy. That was real.

1:51:07 I should probably credit him here. Let's see. and right behind it was that you'd be like these bones and i think he recognized right away that these were primate teeth and that they were Now, by 1958, it says here on Wikipedia that three mandibles and 1,300 teeth had been discovered. and they made Chewbacca out of it. Thaw? Notice I said thaw this time?

1:54:07 The shape of the eye is different. So look up Them and Us, how the Neanderthals were oppressed. They had much different bone structure than us. know, where did you get the hair color from? we know it was huge. It's incredibly difficult to create a fossil. We're going to be transmuted into the next stage of the afterlife. Sure. Like horse-sized Did you ever...

1:58:05 I believe you, Bo. a particularly shocking notion. hey man, like this community might be poisoned And then I asked him if he had looked into it, and he hadn't. dismiss things that may or may not be real and may or may not be a danger and a flying horse. He's a scared little bitch worried about Bigfoot. but I am not scared of Bigfoot. you fucked up Willow Creek.

2:01:09 And you're near a patch of woods. to a place past the intelligence of chimpanzees and gorillas, And they get their internet from a tree. to Mount Rainier with the I actually talked to my dad about it, and he said we went camping up there when I was much, much younger. this is how you consider it let's pretend that the the salt lake is a blank slate okay salt lake in

2:03:52 road elk would just walk right in front of us these giant wild cows which are more related to Sure. If that. I was humbled by the life, humbled by the plant life. How much are you dealing with around you that you never see? Sure. a human wandering through the Pacific Northwest Wearing Dr. Scholl's. sore thumb in that Well, unfortunately, that might be actually what's happening.

2:09:00 What is Squatch? What did you say Squatch was again when we were out there? Because we all know that hardcore gay dudes, there's like three types of people that have washing squash out of your beard it's annoying clumps up and it smells like dried bleach and and cut off jean Yeah. meet in your life. Yeah. And it's not a black or white issue. That's a good thing.

2:11:58 We're saying wacky shit. It's like all the hate inside that person is coming through the window of the word homosexual. but now there is a knee-jerk reaction When did people figure that out? Sure. and who cares it's like the what what's good about being gay is you get to find out who's an idiot Today. Shit, man. and I knew that I told my parents is that everybody likes something different

2:15:21 would get you thrown out of your house revealing that mechanism to your parents could actually get you banished from, know and i have friends who i allow into my camp occasionally and we break bread and then they go like bitch behavior comes from too when you got a guy who like starts texting your wife or your The guy's a bitch. And I, but I know you don't need to be.

2:18:03 deceptive like like, traitors. It's amazing how bad that is for our continued evolution. They shake them. When we went squatching. the wilderness and then eats it that's the way the noble sawsquatch hunts it also can turn into a So just so you know, same guy. Must be an undiscovered primate of enormous proportions. He's flying on a rainbow of glitter all the way to Jupiter.

2:20:54 I think squatching is- I think that's what it is. recordings one of them sounded like total dog shit and i listened to it i was like that is not He had no idea that there was like a Bigfoot community out there. decipher it. So he listens to this and he decides, like, this is a real thing. Like, and every evening they used to hear some absolutely bizarre noises and calls,

2:24:16 Is there more sounds? He listened to this, and he listened to the sounds. it's interesting you say that he slowed it down for me and he broke down very specific aspects All we're hearing is some really weird noises that a language expert say We've all seen that. wheel. And they would have saw it immediately I've seen the guy from Police Academy. that it's definitely a Bigfoot.

2:27:18 It's a dream come true.