Joe Rogan Experience #8883 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! You start going, okay, well, there seems to have been a lot of different kinds of primates. It wasn't just human beings and Neanderthals and this new one that they discovered. Yeah, so our view of what used to exist is so weird because it's based on such a small amount of data. And all of this stuff has shown me how I'm

3:15 believe in Bigfoot, it's like watching someone on ecstasy, their eyes go so far back in their So I think that's an interesting thing that I've discovered in myself, which is that I'm an automatic skeptic. a scientist or someone who only has their career to ruin out in the forest to hunt and maybe stole human babies and made its own stone tools but didn't grow any higher than three

5:37 Well, it's my penis times three. Some people say they still exist. we physically haven't seen a Sasquatch, we don't have a real good photo or a video of it, doesn't Tons. It'll be a glorious moment for me. No. all these different pieces And then it'll be swarmed with real scientists. Yeah, you know what, It's the renaissance fare of camping. human history forever. And conversely, if you go squatching and you're unsuccessful,

10:40 It's a great way to go hiking. and begin to find evidence for it in things that naturally occur in nature. branches that have fallen together in some certain way. That's God. And I thought about it later. Like, not like he was testing me. And it's incredible when you realize that priests are squatching for God. As if they had God's big toe in a factory somewhere or in a museum somewhere in the Vatican.

13:13 Wow. That was one thing that I love the fact that Bobcat Goldwyn is such a Bigfoot nut. I know I'm down a thousand bucks, but one more quarter and I could hit the jackpot. like a very old way of looking at nature is to see the thing as a living being instead of just And that's what Bigfoot is. woods like the pacific northwest it's so just lush and rich and filled with wildlife. You start thinking, could I exist out here if I was separate from society and civilization and grocery stores and automobiles and gas stations?

16:39 And he's got tools. In the same way, that's what we are. We used to be Bigfoot. lies on its belly and just farts. And you have to feed it and pick it up. No, a big one. few fights shit went wrong they ate each other well one killed a couple of them and paranoid and i went to his house and i walked in he's got just a puppy and i walk in i'm so Nature knows I suck.

20:58 Dude, that is fine with a puppy. We just missed. Okay. But I don't think it's as bleak as I thought it was when I first went into it. Meldrum? say that was as unscientific as it was for me to say that was as unscientific There's an alien in the sky Yeah. It's weird, those fucking tunnels, man. and then there's but everyone who's not like your country neighbor is an alien yeah that's right

24:44 and eats everything and destroys everything. and the people in Africa came from monkeys, It's really interesting. works might be different from the way spaceships work on Star Trek the way our that just, if our planet is able to produce life just from spinning really fast around a star, Yep. And in that outward breath, all created beings form, which are a differentiation of this unitive field of consciousness.

28:24 We really don't know. And then they boom. It might be going out, expanding, and then contracting for infinity. Yeah, and that thing that you were talking about, the way that we explore, the way that if it's God, it knows everything. Why? Maybe it's just like us, only a trillion billion to the trillionth squared times more aware and even that much more confused.

30:39 Is that we have to figure out a way to manipulate matter to the point where we take what we Yeah. exploring space, you could be that. And then that's when you turn into a human being. I thought I was going to die. that they wouldn't even care about the fact that we have nuclear power like why would the aliens That we become worthy and that they're sitting there waiting for us to graduate from high

33:51 where it's about to blossom. And that's when it's at its most fragile point in time, that place where We cultivate the earth. It has all the time in the world. hold in your orgasm as long as you can for it to feel good yeah and maybe that's sort of the same It's a joke. Or even the universe itself. The limitations of birth and death are applied to Yeah.

37:28 No, no, no, no, no, no. before. And that, I mean, I know there's a biological principle to death. They say it's I was just thinking about that. Because we want to be able to dig them up and charge people with murder. I just saw this ad, this old vintage ad for a type of vault. They're just elaborate, ridiculous mechanisms to try to preserve the human body.

40:11 How dare you? I'm thinking it's probably just a regular ranch. So I click on that, and it takes me to all the various types of entities that have been reported. Yeah, my impression was neither. Well, two guys saw it, Duncan. and usually overheard if you want to talk the spirits of the sky and the space though i would say that he's eccentric he did a a few things when I went to visit him that made me think,

44:16 wow, I don't know how skeptical I should be about this guy, This cold fusion isn't working. Yeah, you could get it up there. using essentially super powerful bouncy houses. So this guy came up with a brilliant idea of having packaged inflatable crafts that So he heard about the Skinwalker Ranch, face that he saw orbs floating out there, that he saw orbs floating out there that he couldn't think

48:00 you have to gain as a scientist by saying things that sound like they're coming from the freakout tent at Burning Man. there's a lot of people that tend to lean towards the fantastic they tend to Sure. Sometimes they didn't and you got an elk and everybody ate and they got by the fire and you found mushrooms and everyone took them. too we'll have some magnetic field around each car so they repel each other like magnets yeah

50:33 Say there's an infinite amount of possibilities He's abducting me. I'm touching your butt. I hadn't seen Wonder Woman, but I started lying to my mom. My mom being like, are you sure you saw Wonder Woman? i it makes me believe it a little bit more than when i hear somebody who's just a crystal gazer you're looking at that's not Bigelow's website that's somebody who thinks he's

53:40 Yeah. footage i asked him where the footage was he said it's in some warehouse there and bigelow doesn't where some being climbed out, Yes. Look at that. Okay, stop what you said there. So all this other stuff is all stuff that really wasn't captured on camera so it all falls into the ufo folklore if you if you talk to people about there's roswell Yes, that's kind of interesting.

57:49 The idea is that there are several different things going on. might be experimenting with the new technology and it wasn't far enough away to be out of the view of the people. That thing's connected. In fact, they're stacked on top of each other a little bit. you can look up a video of drones like at night floating and look at what that looks like you

1:01:08 If that's a hoax, it's an elaborate hoax. Your brain turns to jam. Didn't this stuff happen in September No AC. which would sort of lend to the theory that these were actually just flares. I think it's something to think about. They don't feel like necessarily communicating with us. Gentle, gentle, gentle. maybe you can't just just You're going to live to a thousand years.

1:05:04 Maybe they don't want... There's people they hire, of the Phoenix Lights. if we can split atoms from all we know is that a massive thing that seems to be a connection of lights on some form this dude who's got happening there before he bought the ranch. That's still pretty compelling. Right. You're still dealing with your limited human senses. It says, i have seen this

1:09:14 What the fuck does that mean, dude? I read it wrong. This unique entity is completely black in color. I'm sure peer-reviewed. I mean, come on, man. and sending data to the NSA I mean, it might be one of those things where we get there and we see a bunch of crazy shit. That's the funny thing about it is if we go there and have some kind of experience and report it, even if we catch it on camera, there's still going to be someone

1:11:58 report seeing flashing lights. And look, we found one. I'm Jesus. If Jesus came back and was really gay? As soon as you come, you're instantly as gay as Jesus. been talking about some myths that can congeal into an animal then everything else becomes before we look at this freak's mushroom website Okay, it says, Okay, let's see that. Yeah, right. Okay. out there? Hell yeah. San Pedro cactus, son. All day. Okay, to be able to transform

1:15:41 Solve that one. Thank you. Deseret. Hmm. Silly bitches. Knapp and co-author Colm Kelleher The ranch located in, good luck with this one, U-I-N-T-A-H? Is that what it is? Okay. Yeah, but that right there, that admittance is what lends them credibility you the people who Yeah, he seems like it. He seems like a real Tongue in cheek. When pigs fly If UFOs did exist and he found evidence, he'd probably, like, sweep it under the rug.

1:20:12 Yeah. and these little tiny dudes with giant heads Then you're stuck with these little assholes forever. it's them fucking. is the outside of it Right. The next thing you know, able to swim through an infinite practically infinite sea with their tribe and their family are now like doing embarrassing tricks for fish for shitheads it's the worst yeah so yeah it is the worst so i i wouldn't get on

1:23:24 spielberg said that if he made that movie today after having children, True. and really kind of similar that's an alien environment as well it's true ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I throw money into the slots when I go to Vegas. Put away $12,000 a year. You might just decide that the guy is not on the beam, so to speak.

1:26:14 Why just say, yeah, I saw hovering lights. in a very odd way that I didn't expect anyone to be believable. So that's that means a lot. it made me believe him. Who knows? Yeah. we gotta get together but listen Why did you say that? I didn't say I liked it. We're going to bring our friend Donnie, who has drones. Cool, because I've never done anything like that in my life.

1:29:23 How? Hours of it. how much of it's hooey, and what he really believes is going on. Doesn't my book. Have you ever looked at some of those cattle mutilations? think that if we got roasted by aliens sci-fi would be happy or sad they'd be happy yeah an It's actually a fairly accurate depiction of all of his favorite crop circles. Going to be successful?