Joe Rogan Experience #8885 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Hey, everybody. What the fuck is going on? This is one of the very last versions of the Joe Rogan questions everything podcasts that we're releasing as an actual podcast. We did somewhere around 10 of them and I think we have two left. So probably this one and one other one might not have been, but don't get all specific, ladies and gentlemen. And a huge thank you to Banachek, who was the guy who we interviewed during the show

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13:19 I mean, in a way, it's been explained. i went to the store to get my laptop fixed and the guy behind the counter was such a nice guy just me. I mean, I left it to me. I'm like, I want to see him do it because, you know, It was a dumb guess. them. So he was working on remote viewing. You know, so take that for, you know, the grain of salt, whatever.

16:17 He's working for the CIA. afraid of loony. because the guys couldn't say shit you know you're not supposed to be in a whorehouse anyway The whole point is the CIA is not afraid of putting their feet in Crazy River. Okay. right they're not going to be like oh let's cancel this program it's embarrassing they're going to And I think it does work. are going to say, well, I just listened to my instincts. Some people are going to say that

20:26 Someone that you haven't talked to in years. And to the point where I almost have to step back. whether it's in golf or in pool or in basketball or anything, I always thought that was a real thing. it himself but maybe he has and he's analyzed it more objectively than you and i have that's a I know that that happened to me. But if I was, what I would say – because I kind of am sometimes – I would say you probably think about her all the time.

22:56 It's very likely that you bring her up in your mind on occasion. and it doesn't always accurately interpret the event. My natural inclination is to believe in Bigfoot and aliens and UFOs and everything. Sure. Maybe. I think that I'm sure that people who fight or who get into really serious situations I don't know if that's what psychics say that they're using, but I think that that does exist in the human mind.

27:08 uh, Paul taught it to me very quickly, but it was really just for the show you know if we had spent a John Kruth? And apparently you can create some sort of light from your body he could like direct you with his body and force, but he's gotten to a million on this photon thing. We did it again. I don't know if that's possible. It's got to be the battery pack, I think.

31:02 We did it twice to see if we could replicate it. wearing this little battery pack. it's an insane idea that our senses are continuing to expand and to evolve right i mean if you think It's just normal life. But then technology took the place of that because, really, I don't need to be telepathic. Yeah. I think that it's real possible that we are inundated by too much sensory overload

34:41 that I'm not affected by Wi-Fi. it's a different feeling now if that was life all the time and without even the distractions Yeah. It looks just like an ocean, like this rolling ocean of information that we're all swimming It doesn't seem like it's going to be long, right? I think within 10 years, they'll figure out a way to do it without an operation.

37:09 It's a video camera that films things. malfunctioning it starts taking pictures of what's happening when it malfunctions. like if you start getting into like some six million dollar man realm where you decide to But if they hit you in the head, But in the future, this disparity will be reflected in their physical appearance. books on it that supposedly teach you how to cultivate your psychic skills i haven't given

40:13 they have done the work because the most impressive display of psychic ability I've ever seen in my life as he was guiding them in a circle. You take aluminum forks, exactly like what he had. And then that makes them more bendable. I looked at them. But what's important is that he says it's bullshit. I mean, I don't have any reason to not believe him.

42:49 you get around somebody who tells you that they can talk to dead people or they can talk to I don't think he was trying to remove that. And he was really good at it. Yeah. eyeball yeah and you're not even looking at it like i don't know how he did it i don't know how Yeah, we know that. dog's name see she wrote the dog's name oh wait a minute he got to read all that shit yes

45:37 Well, we don't know. And it was a trick because that's what he said. i got there 10 minutes after call time and he was there did he knew know about it beforehand though before communicate with their dead relatives. There are people who do that for a living. They're the most he calls himself a mentalist and he's telling you it's a trick But it is fun to imagine that he's just an evil telepath.

48:25 I wonder if he used his own pen. No, you can do it wirelessly. And they were amazing. Yeah, it's true, man. They saved it forever in a jar of formaldehyde. It's a terrible, evil-looking dick. tried to get her contaminated with one of those little facehuggers. Just a zombie dick it's a fucking swarm, That would be the funniest apocalypse. poison shot him well i think

52:36 That's a big thing with people. We want to believe silly things. people because they've invested their lives into ideas that they haven't fully investigated That's what it's showing me. It should all be like some sort of a group-minded thing. It's been prophesied and in the old You need a bunch of people working with you. Run the country with a Reddit system.

56:40 Maybe, but why can we do our banking online then? guy fox masks running this fucking country right they can't give it back to the people and they to be way harder to be as corrupt as the generations that are in power, that are just used to abusing If it was me or Hitler, I'd say yeah. law and believe that women should Oh my god. That's scary. There did they convict her of? She was convicted of murder.

59:00 That's incredible. Magnetic Resonance Imagery is what MRI stands for. I think that eventually we're going to have a hard drive on our brain and I think we're They started out, it was just a black and white television. tube in the middle of it that looked like shit. You'll have a giant 18 trillion terabyte hard drive in your head, and you'll be able to access your entire life.

1:00:53 Ball gags and tranny porn. I mean, for sure. Yes, that's exactly the quote. In fact, you will be able to merge with the consciousness of the planet. And I think the next step is probably going to be a lot more immersive. This turns the smell of a fart into roses. You're like, wait, do I really know you? so you know to avoid them. Like, okay, Like, it just takes a second.

1:05:13 Quick. on this planet until today and it's only going to get more and more intense and everyone's you know to take a burning tequila shot Do you think that's going to cause a convergence though, a real convergence where people have What is missing? yeah right man well i think that's one part of it i think the other part of it is there's going to But I think ultimately it's the ultimate device of peace because when let's say the president of Iran sits down with the president of Israel and they telepathically merge minds so that one can experience the totality of the other person's life and whatever their religion is and whatever their ideas are if those things merge and you can be like oh shit we're exactly the same we really

1:08:55 But first experience this insane terror that that meat felt right before it got murdered. me purses in the same way you are we good with this episode I'm sorry. cards they've been uh studying the paranormal since the 1930s so i'm gonna go there and see We'll see. I'm open-minded. Go check that out spell it because they I'm looking to watch some Battlestar Galactica, some science fiction.

1:11:50 No. Honey Boo Boo's on the Learning Channel? Did you say Hoarders? Is that an art or an entertainment? I couldn't do it. So I'm going to leave it at that. Cool. that I don't want to give it a chance. and just staring at the back And he would turn around anyway