Joe Rogan Experience #8886 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. The smoke of mystery. Yes. experience what it was who you know you would have to be there you'd have to see it and even It's over. And all of a sudden, you know, you're forced with this decision. You've got to be brave enough to tell people because if you don't tell people, think that's the problem but i think that you must tell people because if you don't then no one's

3:41 factual eventually be a part of i don't know what we consider reality yes you know, factual, eventually be a part of, I don't know, what we consider reality. that was happening in the world? Yeah, why is that any weirder than... listen, and I'd never seen an eagle, It's a pair of scissors. or bioluminescent. An eagle would steal your cat, man. But here's the difference.

6:24 Hypnotize the baby. Maybe the orbs drive the baby. Oh, change the thought of the baby. Yeah. Change the way the mind works. Hypnotize the baby. There's photos that people put online that they all of these tales, whether it's orbs or wolves I would talk about it. know me who knows he might have had like a misfiring Who knows what cold medicines he mixed up?

8:58 It's like, if you could be there and see it, boy, it would just change the world. People finance these giant missions. they're comfortable coming back with no results and saying it's not there the thing that these people don't seem capable of or at least the guy who had seen the bulletproof wolf and bigfoot and TV Bigfoot shows. He's a magnet for the paranormal.

11:05 this is our go-to dude don't be an alcoholic well maybe this is why don't live around really stupid He seems to be totally on the ball. and everyone's on some fucking form of crank. Like the way we look at chimps, I mean, it takes a long time studying chimps before you figure out what's the bad motherfucker chimp. Oh, I find this one idiot that's not eating his own poop.

13:05 The normal chimp? Yeah, exactly. who already has a penchant for stretching the Hey, you dropped your He tells a story. Scram, storyteller. What if Obama feels compelled to tell the world and they actually listen? How dare you? you know what? But he says he saw a UFO You get to suck anybody Go tell your friends. Yeah. and fly through the air. Maybe they're

16:23 one of the gentlemen that I talked to, Yeah. or seems to show, I mean, if we really are completely in a world of ones and zeros, we may really be limited by our imagination more than we're limited by possibilities. The same time. because otherwise you end up with an unprovable thing. future like we think about it but whenever we've tried to guess we're always so off yeah you know

20:45 They didn't have any of that shit. That's right. world and they might go crazy. or we ever become part technology ourselves, some form of cyborg, to explore these things. It's just the Worst case, you've got a little bit more charisma than that fella had. bigfoot came to them in a dream and said that they have to have sex with your wife. It's also why what we talked about before, it's important to hang out with people that are smart.

23:55 There's people out there that'll just like that. that you have to give them a blowjob This hurts me more than... Right. The cable's probably loose on the side. No problem. You were saying you convince these people that the bulletproof wolf eats babies if they don't give you blowjobs. See, that's the problem. or they will hump you. And this is why they have the free time to be out there looking for UFOs.

26:57 Jersey Devil. Channeling. that are also idiots or yeah are more likely to hump you and because because i like more gullible is spreading happiness, spreading No, no one would buy one. doing what's going on there's no more libido and you're not even remotely attractive. You know what I'm saying. And every couple of months, he blows some of it on an escort.

29:27 We got the gun. We got it now. They never do. bar. You'd say, like, look, You know, you're looking to see if they believe you. way where you feel like they're recounting a memory you know like Mike And you're just hearing a bunch of words. It's not bulletproof. what i'm saying sure it's not 100 it doesn't work with everyone and there are people that are

32:53 Did you spill the milk? And you take him to the bathroom, you clean him up, and he punches you in the face and This is like erotic Daniel Day-Lewis fan fiction. I don don't even know what it is i don't even know what i'm doing i Suddenly, you're washing his asshole? And that's one of the reasons why he's crying. you down, just punches you in the face

34:34 He got you, bitch. not or they've seen something they haven't just in order to get something from you. And so that's what they do. So much money. and Bigfoot. and he comes down he comes down if we're all good and ready he'll come down and take us away from this terrible planet. Wow. pointing at mud puddles and telling it's big footprints. It's almost like no matter what you talk about, they just have a story.

38:18 They've seen everything. There's a huge evolutionary advantage to this sort of thing. A real experience, like actually something actually happened they i think people have seen hyperdimensional entities uh I mean, that really is what you're experiencing. That's right. But what if the mind is an antenna? the human mind, it's a biocomputer, and maybe these psychedelics create an upgrade to the operating system that allows a temporary window into the unknown.

42:15 So in that way, perhaps the lens of our perception, when it's altered in some way, whether because Ah. There's a party. I've been attacked by elves. and had that experience, So I think that psychedelics are a component Your brain's producing all of these chemicals. to prove that the pineal gland itself is a source of dimethyltryptamine. or unless we can get right to the source of it,

45:52 exist in the same way that ultraviolet rays exist and we'll never know that until we stop the they meant like mountain lions a lot of mountain lion activity. One of the women, what's her name that took us up there? She goes, you could tell what they sound like. the orb caller you know the horse whisperer? Yep. That's what he thinks, probably, yeah.

48:35 Abraham Lincoln dressed up like the Silver Surfer with a swim cap on. this thing takes recluses out of their basement and into nature unless you're going for ghosts And you know what? So your goofy, shitty brain decides to throw some chemicals down the hatch. barely hanging on and really thinking hard yeah man well i mean right this is the eternal problem is do we embrace the phantasmal and the invisible to make our lives glow with the light of lies?

51:43 just because what how does it go just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people Have you experienced any blowback? and talking about harp or chemtrails? No, I mean, I honestly, I have not gotten very much condescension because I hang out with you. The global elites are mixing aluminum in the jet fuel wow, what am I doing even communicating with you fuckheads?

54:02 Calm everything down a little bit. Yeah, that's how you control the problem. that there isn't actually chemtrails. people that you wouldn't ordinarily there's people that you would gravitate towards and you find them There is something outside human perception that is populated, that is possibly populated with sentient beings that aren't embodied. And the history of humanity is one where humans are being led by an invisible being. The world religions have controlled society for a long, long time. And these world religions all have at their root, outside of Buddhism, the notion of an invisible entity that has an interest in guiding humans. And so this is not just some imaginary thing

57:05 Is the brain just some drug dealer? learn to control our minds and our consciousness and i think it's important to explore those ideas. I think also that our life and I punch out at 6, and then I'm going to go do this. This is wood. handle reality you got to take drugs yeah like people will say that to you what are they trying But if that person who started figuring out that,

1:00:12 I think there's invisible creatures that get as sick. say if you're touching a corpse wash your hands and then deliver the baby and doctors at the time in it at the time. for me to take it totally seriously yeah i'm listening i'll listen i'll try to put myself in this is someone who's been abducted apparently there's some people that tell me that they're

1:03:08 I've never met a person that has been abducted by aliens. have said, you know, Okay. Captain Crazy Face. This is a small town. So she had the type of, what do they call that? Yes. I asked if her friend was drunk or that they were high. That seems much more likely. And so she went to a UFO convention, Yeah, so I knew you were going to have a problem with reality here.

1:07:45 he kept lifting up his beer gut asking me if i had a black light and i was like this guy's gonna You know what? focused. She believed The problem is she's getting this information from a psychic. She's willing to take some chances. some crazy fucking fake psychic plants in her brain, and it sounds real. That's right. And also... But she's going to get it.

1:11:32 You're never going to find it. I had to recount everything that happened, if you could see inside my memory about how And that was real while I was awake. she does feel it's real and when she looks down first of all why is this freak looking at herself Can you please not talk about Nicole like this? She found out about the scar at a UFO convention.

1:14:30 and they look at you with a black light, My drug dealer had one. because they were picked up by aliens. They need to unwind. He's probably got glow sticks too, the dickhead Experienced something You believe that she experienced something. And if you're a stand-up comedian, that's the type of person you need in your life. Alright, go ahead. So you're infatuated,

1:17:05 like to know if i have one shit i mean if you do maybe i do too next thing you know she's wearing that's pumping into the sides of this poor fucking mood ring. It's right there. It's like you said earlier. So, you know, that's why I'm looking forward to getting the results of her tests. Look, it's here. We don't mean anything we're saying. Of course not.

1:20:01 Okay? with the right amount of pause, the right amount of sincere emotional content. Okay. And then for more of this, go to sci-fi.com. sorry up there what sci-fi.com it's alright to say it to the camera I think it's fine Um, okay. And then, can... What? Okay. out of my asshole Would you or would you worry that if you didn't give up, I mean, killed by UFOs?

1:22:41 Here's the thing. And then people would be careful. who wanted to shove his water bong inside of you, Aliens are creeps! Tells dolphins they have to flip Let me ask you this. I don't know anyone who I legitimately believe their alien abduction experience. and trying to try to piece it together. you've told people about the experience. And when you're taken out of the womb and suddenly they're running medical tests on

1:26:35 And it also sort of makes sense why there's such a clinical nature to all these experiences. It's probably just an implanted memory And then while you're sleeping, Just a little baby, Why would we assume that kids don't remember that? And how about if it's done in an Orthodox Jewish way where the mohel has to suck on it to stop the bleeding? I was going to turn the same question to myself.

1:28:18 You know what? There's no proof. Put it all in the bank. No one. There'll be nothing. that probably happens exactly the same all version of what they would like It's easier to go into the depths of your mind It could be some kind of traumatic memory. and clouds coming back down, confused and weak. telling people at work. They might think you're crazy

1:31:26 And now I can't tell my boss at the coal mine Talking a lot of shit about people He's playing golf drunk in the middle of the night and they scoop him up. You never hear about people getting abducted and then wrestling the aliens to the ground. of this has ever happened ever but i'm like culminating a bunch of different idiot stories Jack Parr? You can look that stuff up.

1:33:51 exactly like a gray alien