Joe Rogan Experience #893 — Fight Recap Transcript

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0:00 Four, three, two, uno, yee-haw! Sorry we couldn't stick around. The whole house had it. I was like, oh, this ain't good. So I got through that. Couldn't eat a goddamn thing I figured you got sick Who's the first person who got VD? Apparently a lot of the colds Fucking white people. The library? So UFC 207, that was one of the craziest events of all time

3:43 where it was that kind of big of a discrepancy you know was going to happen like did you think this whole time when she's shooting these movies doing so The difference in punching power is literally double. She doesn't hit nearly as hard as Amanda. And that's all fine, and I think the biggest red flag for me, She's managed by or she's handled by William Morris in her endeavor, WME.

6:01 I don't want to talk to any media. If Conor said, fuck all this fucking media. But here's the thing. armbar in the first round. You would definitely not say Because she's just saying, I'm not doing any media at all. She's serious now. If you're in the Ronda Rousey business. When I say, in this crazy world of MMA. It's also crazy because it's crazy for a marketing perspective.

8:16 I mean, you could see, look, Ronda looked like she was in amazing shape. But it was so who the fuck knows. Their balance isn't good. Look at her face, her hands. who's obviously a terrible coach, but take that out of it. Yeah, but you don't need more than that. Yeah, it's everywhere. You just don't know what the fuck's going on. When she went into close distance.

10:49 It was a jab right away. Who the fuck knows what was going on in her head? strategy it's really simple. beating up Misha, I was like, Jesus Christ. he was telling me about it, like, because, you know, Yeah, that's true. There's some good scrambles. Misha Tate gave her a hard time. There were some good scrambles. And you see it with Sarah McMahon fight is a perfect example.

13:39 I also think that the game's evolving so fast where Amanda, I think you're dead right. Jab right there. We're 15 seconds in, and she's already right there. It's real hard to watch. It's tough to watch. So gangster. You know what? Look at that. Her ability to catch you at the very end of the punches where all the power is. No, it's changed now, man.

16:28 he's like one of the best examples life. And he goes, he didn't even acknowledge that he hit him. He just walked right forward. He said he hit him with the hardest punch he ever hit anybody with in his life. And he goes, he didn't even acknowledge that he hit him. He did, but Lineker was very hesitant. I thought he was going to go for the twister. Yeah, and the timing in those takedowns.

17:38 And I'll admit, I said, I think Cody's going to be champ. He's doing push-ups and shit. just like this young hungry dude who he took it personal and a lot of guys get real emotional Was he eight? Number one. And Cody dropped him, hurt him. the fight's going on, they'll do that. And they'll tell me it's a headbutt and see, I have two But I think in the replay that they showed,

19:42 It was hard to tell. His chin? What are you doing? I thought he just wanted to punish him, too, maybe. His jiu-jitsu's really good, trust me. He's a wrestler. So he lost to, he's got one rear naked. He might have thought it was over. See Justin Buchholz and those guys have been It's a lot of patterns that Dom throws up. and they'd make it count. you know,

22:19 and so he timed those things You can do all that jazz and I'm just going to wait right here. And the power. savages too pretty crazy yeah this his countdown piece was pretty amazing i didn't see it i wish in American Top Team, so she's... The guy that triangle, the chail from the top? Damian Maia. Damian Maia. That guy came in, he was a great jiu-jitsu guy. He won a, what's his name? The guy that triangle, the tail from the top?

24:35 Now he's fucking back to just hit me once, I'm going to grab your leg and it's over. Just focus on wrestling. When you see a Ronda Rousey promo, you shouldn't see her hitting mitts. so you have all that coming and she was and her camp's going you're a knockout artist striking coach had him convinced Crack. He got really good at the twister, really good at rubber guard.

27:03 and it was six months. Are you kidding? It's the exact same thing. I'm not going to be telling him to take his ass to get his jiu-jitsu together. The longer that'll take some grappler in, Do you remember what he said? He's been ready. Yes in six months. He said it was bangkok ready. He's gonna go out there Muay Thai bicep bracelets or whatever the fuck they are.

29:24 And Josh Thompson sitting there, and I talked to Josh Thompson since blessed. Doing this? Yes, doing that. Doing this? And Josh Thompson's sitting there, Gerald was not, you know, knocked him out that was like Eve Edwards became the uncrowned king so He's fucking people up in MMA. Bangkok ready. But at the end of the day, first, he almost had him in an armbar.

31:20 Yeah, that was one of those. This is coming from my own personal experience. It's nice when they win with some shit, of course. like a head coach, like a Matt Hume. Matt Humes are there though in the world? There's like five. grappling. Yeah. I mean, I think those one guy might be better for you. One guy might be better for the other. But those know the game in and out can do a game plan from standing to wrestling to grappling yeah i mean i

33:12 and that was his thing yeah became his thing standing and banging and that's that happens You go to the dance floor, what took you to there? black belts that got to the ufc were like like the guys that were only dedicated their lives to Well, in a way, your attitude is like, I got this. saying when i first started comedy i had to go on stage every tuesday in front of the same fucking and rock the house. I don't work that muscle anymore. Do you know what I'm saying?

35:23 I was a really good improviser. So what are you saying about how does this equate to fighting i don't i don't improvise Because you have to evolve. That's not a script. That's me and you driving, getting excited. I got I'm fucking 31 now. I've won that really, I mean, he but honestly, I mean, if you ask him, Silva well he had been submitted a few times and fights that he was winning you

37:37 That is true. He did get his back and choke him out. you're squeezing and leg curling. It's true. it's that front kick to the face on Vitor. He drove in so hard on that double. He takes him down. Should he fight in a couple weeks? This is the Chael had a beautiful double, didn't he? Yeah, he really did. He drove in so hard on that double. Let me see.

38:50 Go back to that again. So he does like that. He gets you on the ground, and he makes you look like a white belt. So you have two different styles. The evolution of the game is so fast. He's been able to take them all down. The storm of fucking meteors coming your way that woodley drops on you yeah because When did they agree to this? Because I feel like 85 is a tough cut for him.

41:32 How could you not? Interesting. That's all. That was so weird. No, watch that. That's why the ref was like, hold up. Look, he's like, right there, right there. He's like, hey, let me get my mouthpiece. You know what? Here's the crazy thing. That's unbelievable recovery. His cardio is insane. But he can still sort of see? And once he's done fighting, then they'll fix it.

44:40 in this guy's eye and brought his vision back. He might not be that old. Look, the guy's so fucking game. John Lineker, extraordinary physical attributes. Amazing cardio. I want him in the title, man. Knocked out Luke Rockhold. Yeah. It do, Swirl Champ. You forget about that fight when we talk about fights of the year. It's fucking crazy. fighting for fucking years.

47:27 Hey, Brian told me he went to this new boxing gym. He said he's like a little wobbled. Brian was like, oh, shit. Very good coach. Hands down coach of the year. Very good coach. whore. He's just an excellent boxing You know when I hear something fucking crazy that Woodley told me the other day? the Kelvin Gaslam fight. The Kelvin Gaslam Talented and just figuring it out on his own.

49:26 Got in my fucking car and drove to Milwaukee. You can't decide to get serious six that doesn't get enough credit because he's another guy that's pretty Yeah, yeah. just beat the fuck out of him. But look, getting beat up. Whereas at Beef his body up. I don't know who you are. Curzon is a beast. I love that meathead chick. I wouldn't say he's a meathead

52:19 It can't be your fucking focus. But Connor, I mean, John Cavanaugh is a wizard. He's the only mega star and goes, he gets all the stock. Tough sell? Fuck yeah, it's a tough sell. yeah that's well it's a tricky situation now with the marketing campaign the w wmme wme put together let's do this press tour that she deserves. All of a sudden, Amanda is Nate Diaz.

54:41 Yeah, but she got caught in an arm bar. Well, she kind of gassed, but Kat is ferocious. whew, there's some shit you hear. That's in your soul. they're sitting on a fucking goldmine, William Morris, now, They just hit the fucking lottery ticket. She wins that fight and then goes on. She's really good and she's when he was just lighting people on fire.

57:32 Like, you want to see the fight because I'm interested to see. And I think in the women's bandweight division, you've got a kind of similar situation now. They've got to change that shit. Holly's the headliner. I thought Nunes already beat Jermaine Duran. But big gloves, It takes time, too. Travis Brown is fighting Derek Lewis. That's the fight right there.

59:44 Yeah, and Valentina beat her up stand-up with that check right hook. Brooklyn. She's fresh. I agree with that. Oh, it is? It's in Houston this year. So they'll have a big card for the UFC there. 4th? What are we doing over here? The 29th? Well, you know what, man? There's a lot of stars out there. That would sell a pay-per-view, I mean, you want... I'm talking about legit

1:02:42 Are you guys arguing? How about Bieber's talking shit? I know. risk your what are you talking about yeah damn it got 239 000 likes and it's it's because ronda Not a good person. He is so crazy. You're the president of the United States, motherfucker. That's not what he is. You've been in the mansion, right? it's going to be an event there. And then you

1:05:43 They rent it out all the time. no girls on the ground man he wasn't doing it He's just so good at stand-up. He could mimic anything. He looked good He's leaving Muscle Farm. and Leaster's his wrestling coach. So he's just doing it, and it kind of got out of hand. like to see Matt Brown take kind of a leadership fight he worked with him for a few weeks but i thought maybe we'd see more like footwork and

1:08:36 But do you remember when Travis Brown was first on the scene? Edmund. If this guy puts it all together, he can do some shit that you rarely see from a heavyweight. And then he ended up going to Edmond with Ronda. And he was leasing me. Then we saw his fight, and everyone was like, Jesus Christ. Barnett brother who just got flagged yeah Yeah, he got flagged, huh? What do you know it for?

1:10:40 knocked out at Edmund camp with a little flute, like from fucking and shit you know and it's it's it's fucking sad you know But why do we feel that way? Ronda got hunted down and destroyed by an assassin. If I hunt him down right now, if I get up and go and say, I have two seconds before She probably had no idea what the fuck nobody around in training camp

1:12:26 Towards the media and everything like this That's why I feel I'm broken hearted. What guy? Yeah, you're talking about money. The head punch is great, but something wasn't there, Joe. Joey, remember that time you told me you mugged that gay guy Because I'll get in trouble now. I didn't park in that lot. You want to suck my dick? What does that look mean?

1:14:59 Oh, okay. His mouth was watering. Right. You ever been around a guy? You could tell He's like, fuck, am I gay? I love Rob Halford. We've had this discussion that are married, drunk. They come down and get their dick sucked. The all-threat card thing. God damn, Joey. You know nobody fucking knows what you're writing. I had friends that were in high school

1:18:17 one time where you... Well, I got beat up. I went down there I'm hanging out with my buddies. It could have been a man named Nunes' uncle. Levels are striking. There's a funny thing about striking, too, There's people that have this weird power. Why? Then he just mastered the fight. Then he realized how important that squeeze was so that he What if the guys with the power are actually in their training,

1:21:12 It might be both, but there's... He's got hands that are the size of canned hams. things as well. That's where the Yeah, no question. you. I've worked with a lot of martial front of a bag and just working so that's also the way it's built though well that too listen The width of the shoulders is big. Is it a coincidence? No, that's when you get greatness.

1:23:51 power of their turning sidekick? There's Southpaws. George was famous for doing that. You're fighting in the UFC. What would you do to develop punching power? Yes. You know, if a wrestler, a world champion wrestler came in, and I came in, and I was a world champion wrestler, but my punches weren't that hard. And you're like, oh Jesus can't teach this whatever sure there's those people and then

1:26:06 medalist, has been training, fighting since he was talent. You can always work on your power, No, we're not arguing. Go in the pool with dumbbells like Muhammad Like, Evander Holyfield started working out And he's also explosive. And I think he's going to stay retired. only solely on your power you don't want to do that all the time like this is just something

1:28:36 Because you can't kick a person to the body that way. they'll drop him. James Toney? He said, dog, you got to put extra. Talent-wise, James Toney. Freak. Big forearms, powerful hips, follow through. It's a real weird kicking powers just as we're awake. I hit hard cuz that motherfucker throw hard That's a true story. Let's say 305, 305 feet. we'd like for you to draft John Edwin.

1:31:58 So the bullet's only going to be in the air for a few seconds. There's a delay, a noticeable delay. If you're throwing a baseball, imagine how much slower that is than a bullet. They would catch with their pads, and it would be so hard, The dynamics of it. Herschel Walker could punch like a motherfucker. Looks like a superhero. Talking about having one more fight before he stops.

1:34:24 I was going to post it. I was going to post it. The chick was running. I'm going to put it up. Huge Oh really? Okay, I just posted it, so if you go to my Instagram, Joe Rogan, you'll see it just says Well, that woman looks so scared, too. mercifully, Gabby Garcia is not the or fight Gabby Garcia. Gabby's like 6'4". even in there? It's so rude. She's scared right now.

1:37:09 I will say this, that's the worst fight Yeah. I know, but I mean, if you're Gabby, if you're Gabby and you're looking at that. Did you know anybody that had a VHS of Barnyard Betty? So he had to like go get it. between the stairs and the railings so i don't remember who it was but he was like on the stairs I mean, I remember faces of death. I don't remember that one.

1:39:26 And the guy's going deeper and deeper and deeper. and he had, like, the camera, and he's hang gliding I don't like that. That one's fake. They were hitting him in the fucking head. Primates have prions in their brains. is they would actually take whatever the fuck is left of the cow they're not using And that's how they got mad cow disease. God damn.

1:41:40 Oh, my God. That's such a small scoop. Cats brains. It's really good. Nature has a foolproof way of making sure it fucks you up with these prions. So you're not going to kill them. So if you got You can eat, like, human meat. best pieces of evidence that human beings, They had whatever the fuck they could use to scoop stuff up. There's fluid, but there's also like tissue. There's like fiber. Well, maybe it was raccoons scratching shit, you know? No or something. It's like a gel that covers your brain. It's a fluid, yeah? There's fluid, but there's also like tissue.

1:44:45 a like a tool like when when human beings made those flint tools and shit like that so they've looks like someone cut them with a diamond like some diamond headed drill like they don't they So they know. How long, how many days of no food does it take before you start looking at other dudes and you're like, damn. some matt brown type character right so if you did do that like you probably were gonna die anyway

1:47:42 After a while, you just put a little rear naked choke. but your body goes into a state of ketosis 116 days passed without food before the party turned to eating human flesh. In most cases, anything even remotely resembling food was first eaten. Oh, shit. Yeah, but if you choke him out, Then you cut a little slice off a leg, I'm killing him with kindness.

1:49:24 What the fuck are you doing? I swear to God. What if the marination goes bad? You've got to keep the bullets in the freezer, I think. if you marinate a steak, Well, let's say you shoot the duck. Hey, did you guys see that Krohn fight? He's trying to drop stomps on him and stuff, and he's off his back. But he's another one, like we were talking about, that's like an elite specialist in

1:51:20 I don't know. No, he's not that light. What do you think he walks around at? He could be 170, 175. Wow, Fighter and the Kid t-shirt by the Kid. Whoa. Jamie, young out for us. Look at him. He's got a Fighter and the Kid t-shirt on. Look at that. I'm mad at that shirt. Wow. No, it's terrible for your brain. It's like a festival. Who did he beat? Caught him with a left hand.

1:52:57 Yeah. In Japan, you get suspended for not doing steroids. He's a tough motherfucker. Look at that. Melendez, Jake Shields, the Diaz brothers. I call it the cliff, but it's like a side thing. He's such a savage. Look at that. Look at him trying to flip over. How did he get his back hair? Yeah. No problem. And Kawajiri's a tough guy. Catches it, wraps it up with his legs, and then uses it to sweep him.

1:55:53 Yeah, that's kind of cool. It's not doing anything. There's his dad. Funaki, yeah. What's really interesting is if he keeps going, you know, He's probably making more money over there than a lot of I did right yeah, I bet they'd sign him no not right away with no fights What Eddie's saying is that he went this way. It'd be great for everybody. I think Ryzen and Bellator.

1:58:26 No, Chaudhry. No, no. No, no. Rich Franklin got some big executive job there. What she pissed hot for is also to diminish the effects It's called spironolactane. That she took something out of competition, that she was told by her doctor that it would be okay, cocaine three weeks out of the fight with daniel cormier because that's not in competition and

2:00:24 You saw it was going to eat her ass up. At 145, which is the weight class that she asked for, It makes sense. I see that in everybody. Have you seen the skeptical house the motherfucker so skeptical skeptical catalac But with Cyborg, she gets three years, she's in trouble. It's a dihydrotestosterone inhibitor. It's one thing if she got... She said that she's got a bunch of issues because she really did wreck her body

2:02:53 You don't fuck with anything that's illegal, and you definitely don't fuck with anything The worst thing cut of all time. Massive weight. And then she responded that it's just like what football players do when they're not I'm like, that's no excuse. You know, I mean, that's not what she needs. Those aren't as heavy as they look. Trying to develop that power, son.

2:05:02 That's worse. It's awful. Because the golden snitch is literally just waiting in the dark. And that's what you're doing. Probably the most. No way. attached to it, no weirdness There's your star with no shade. These new guys, Cody's and these Amanda Nunesunez's they're gonna come up straight up right She was on Mount Rushmore. She did some great shit, man.

2:08:07 It's very emotional. Her mom's brilliant. There's been so many yes-men. Because I heard they cut her one thing down and the other one disappeared. Well, that's not you anymore now. You just got smashed by Holly and then smashed again by Amanda They can't sell your acting abilities I really don't. It's no different. Tiger was unstoppable. For Ronda, too.

2:10:50 He's like, dude, Lennox Lewis hit Mike, and Mike was fucked up for a long time for that. But when he goes home, and he he's alone and the cameras are off and he's got vertigo he's got equilibrium problems Everybody knows you disappear. Back then no one When Terry Edom got knocked out by Edson Barboza. He's fought a few times. He's got a good, you know, he's got a good boxing, kickboxing style.

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2:12:59 He beat him. He's a straight Barbarian. I thought he was going up there to train. Yeah, it's a great fight. You think Jose's as powerful as Johnson? Oh, come on. Some of the best. Why isn't he saying he's lying to the fans? I'm ready to fight with anyone in my division. What is that? I can't see that, Jamie. I see what he's saying, but let me explain why he's wrong.

2:15:57 Sure do. And how do we pay the bills? By doing huge fights. So when he comes back, he's not even fighting for a world title unless he fights for the You're going to see CM Punk versus some Brad Pitt shit just to sell pay-per-views or some shit. in Brooklyn, that's a Like, what guys sell pay-per-views? That's what I said. money. Way too big. But he fights 155 easy. He looked great

2:18:50 Now here's to your point, and Dana's point, but to your point out of respect behind the scenes I think Nick is like, look, I want a big, big name or a title fight. Yeah, we talked about that. A million is top of the food chain. that can get that kind of money. He's the only fight with someone other than Conor that outside of that upper echelon pay-per-view look like level I give him

2:21:15 Monthly shit. lost Ronda. We don't know what happens. It's not the same. If she comes, great. It moves all over the place. Listen, he only got suspended for clomiphene. No, I'm not. So that one obviously blows up in their face. So that's from what? Then the heavyweight division needs him. I think you're just completely dominated. I think fucking I love that motherfucker.

2:24:03 Definitely born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio. He's got that fucking crazy blood in him. Yeah, whatever the fuck he is, but his name is Miocic. Definitely born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, but whatever. The Brock that fought Mark Hunt? more steam out of his fucking ears. Good Lord, that would be crazy for them. It was just an embarrassing fucking thing.

2:25:15 Okay? Ew! like a stream and it's got like a little pimple. What the fuck is wrong with you? And I squeeze it, and it just comes out like a stream. It's like a fucking candy cane with coke on it. Keep doing those steroids. I don't think they would ever be able to have him come off a suspension and fight for the title. You're driving me crazy. No, you know what you got.

2:27:06 End of story. Yeah, I'm with Joey. Khabib's number one. Who knows the rankings? He's available today. He's available today. That's a good fight. Why aren't they fighting? Fucking... They just don't want to give us the fights we want to see. End the story. It's not a big draw for him. He cannot. Say it. Habib. No. He wants that fight. Tyron Woodley?

2:30:06 I know I know In New York Then they're going to try This isn't my decision. I know you talked to them. None of you motherfuckers saw it. He's going to look at Call of Duty That's the fucking seed. It smells like a zoo in here. That's the seed. What's happening here? What is he saying? Stop. It got set up right there. He already planted the fucking seed.

2:32:18 Look how red he gets. Who fucking farted? Don't fucking tell me, guys. Crank it up. you hear that lady you just said what's up terrified? He just said, what's up? I like Connor's chances in that fight. You understand me? His nephew fight Why do you think they're making it, Eddie? It's just not. And he's a bigger name than Tony, arguably, for sure. You know, all that.

2:35:30 So that's a different level. but he's not as big as the name as a guy like Nate Diaz at 55, Or with Khabib, rather. Which is perfectly fine. Yeah. You have a six fight contract, their entire contract. that Pedro was going and really set up the big money fights, especially now because he's the biggest guy. undefeated and make the most money? The biggest thing, he might

2:37:48 Number two, listen, I'm not saying that Khabib is going to beat Khan, But Ferguson and Khabib can't wait. he said he'll fight in Brooklyn. I'm like, yeah, I'll put that on. I don't know about that. That's the fight, guys. I do. I got to go with Joey on this one. And they're going to push him away from the Russian and Ferguson for as long as they can.

2:39:49 I love to see Ferguson and Khabib. It's risk-free. They're going to get pissed off. Remember, he beat Eddie Alvarez, who was the champ at 155. That's why I'm saying it. 45. Can wrestle They're talking to him. That's how people are going to get over there. He's a nightmare. He got starched. He beat Johnny Hendricks. The judges helped, He just beat Johnny Hendricks. He didn't even have a chance in that fight. He got starched.

2:42:20 That was like a legit loose triangle. was in real trouble, but he was definitely And when that does, his head's right there. Because they're like this. closest I've ever seen where it looked he launches you through the air with it. That's it. Yeah. That's not Verdun versus Edmund kick. Do it again. I know what the kick is. I'll show you on a bag. He goes, I don't know.

2:44:56 guys in the division when it comes to striking. See how he does that there? Watch this. And John does it all the time. Yes. Winklejohn, they've been doing it forever, Jackson boys. And he's not the only guy to ever throw it exactly like that? But he's fucking up that so many strikes again Lorenz flies under the radar like he wants more He only lost to Tumanoff,

2:47:13 This fight was like he worked him, man. He was a nightmare. Yeah, he's got defense, too. It's speed. Look, Magni pulls and you could chew away years of your career and no one will know who you are People are like, what are you, CrossFit? I don't know, man. It was a terrible disaster. What's weird is their ratings on regular cable still don't translate into stardom.

2:49:34 And then they show Robbie Lawler knocking out Rory. then you're going to start seeing some changes. But Page got kind of exposed in his last fight. Because the Chael Sonnen versus Tito Ortiz, it'll do record-breaking. Well, no, no. Is that where it was? I'm hoping they could pull that together. So February. So, you know, Bob Baker from the Nevada State Athletic Commission, who does a fucking awesome job,

2:51:30 He just thought, look, I'm just going to show everybody how tough I am and go through it He can go through the fight structurally. you say, two things happen. First of all, they did offer the fight of Junior Dos Santos, Wow. But the UFC's like, no, son, you're going to fight That's a tough go, That's a long... You're fighting fucking this killer who just fought at UFC 200.

2:54:07 It's fun to watch. A little too late, but yeah. Yeah, but what happened to his body where he's going to 45? He won the Unfortunately, Yair is fucked. Yeah. You can't It's pretty god damn good Yair Rodriguez, BJJ rank. So lethal on the outside. Vintage BJ. So is Yair, but Ricardo Lamas is going to hurt you. Yeah. and then snuck in that tight arm-in guillotine.

2:57:23 I guess, but I think if BJ beat Lamas, it was a big feather in his cap. True. He's a beast. There's a lot of potential fights. If you the horizon There's a lot of Potential fights Talking about Wonderboy Versus your boy The fight between him and Tony Henderson, I did about 19 sprays. and get some more from them. Not fuck weight classes. What are these?

2:59:41 Hey, gluten-free, Joey. And hang out. It tastes good. It tastes like dick? It says eat a truffle when you need a boost of energy. Interesting. Maybe I gave you I ate 1,200 last week. It's called Moon. I've What'd you do? I don't want to know what I'm eating. You go into these places, and they have all these $40 There's one called Cushy. The fucking

3:02:26 you ever go eat breakfast, Me, I'm a gavone, Not the hybrid. Super potent gummy formula. You know, because they're going to have to be held back, though, Like in Denver, they were selling these containers of 10. I'll bring that cushy to you, and I'll make you eat the whole thing, Those are my home run. And I keep those for the podcast when I But that new Rocket pocket That rocket chocolate

3:04:52 And by 10.30 Medical psilocybin It's gonna happen where they start passing medical psilocybin. It's not here yet, but it's here now for pot in a way that's never been before. You know what I mean? Yeah, they were trying to lock down. Regular people, can they start their own cigarette companies? I don't know anything about it, but I don't hear about people making their own cigarettes.

3:06:57 Growing it yourself and trying to sell it yourself just doesn't become an option anymore. Oh, yeah. Kentucky Bluegrass. I got a friend. Yeah, that's just the way it goes. It certainly happens a lot. We haven't heard the end of that shit. They're going to wish it was never legal. He never even made an attempt at it. Look, I know you were saying you were going to close down Guantanamo Bay

3:09:56 I think they say a bunch of shit to get into office. Like, everything that George W. Bush says when he talks. Edmund is the CIA, dog. Love you, man. We'll be back tomorrow with hashtag WhoIsFatWeek. they're fucking light. I can't wait to He looks fucking great. because Bert put this video of he ran for five and a half hours I went to his house for Christmas, see you on Christmas Day with the kids.

3:11:59 Go to Tom Segura. That's called playing catch up. Run tomorrow. Because I know I weigh less than you, you fat motherfucker. 22 miles. It forces you to go that extra 22 miles to make sure you don't lose your beard. I hope you got a sponsorship from Dollar Shave Club Tom's been disciplined for a long time, Bert's still drinking. Yeah. Is that what they call them?

3:14:45 yeah right he does he takes his shirt off like seconds into being on stage but it's funny because Where the fuck do they get off? What a sad, sad sad world to live in when you just i remember one day duncan sent me a John Candy. It's the same thing. I get he might hate me. It's just a bummer. It's not far away, folks. 30 years ago. Nobody ever thought you'd have

3:17:27 The next levels go right into your brain. That's it.