Joe Rogan Experience #896 — Young Jamie Transcript

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0:00 Yee-haw, ladies and gentlemen. kitchen anything in a bedroom anything consumer electronics basically so the show is essentially like this is what we can do right now. Oh, how gross. Wouldn't you like to think that? It started in 2012. then wrote it again. That Kevin Spacey's a motherfucker. You know, when we were watching Lost, that's how recent this DVR thing

3:18 the middle of it too so there was a longer I think there's a little gap too. I think I came into Lost, I think I got the DVD of like the second, like when the second season was out of the first season. But it was something insane. yep, just another magic lake. God. Enough. Because they're timeline jumping. That was awesome. heard, is called The Night Manager. It won

6:07 See, this is an amazing time for television. Like Stranger Things. Don't let Red Band steer you wrong. I've never seen it I don't care It's so hard to tell because people's tastes vary so much. I remember there was this radio station in Boston. Yeah It was a different world You don't remember the song, though? I mean, there's people that are superstars just from the internet.

9:57 stupid jackets everywhere and dancing that way. I mean, Corey Feldman, Corey Feldman Did people wear one glove? Just television stations and radio stations. States because that would have been Wow. because then they start having less children because their economic situation turns up I feel like I've heard it, that it's happening now, that it's not

12:43 It's a trend. It's a hundred million trend people now than ever. It's a trend. Yeah, and that's silly. Otherwise it just comes back if that's a real number, if we need a hundred thousand houses a year, This is two people living in here, it looks like, at least two. Do they like it like this? Right? all multiplication you know like we're not planning this out at all we're just stacking

16:15 the I don't want to spoiler alert anybody but they they were able to where you can see it in your head. yeah and there was one where they were able to transmit a word through the I don't think it was a spelled out thing. like knew the word The subject saw They were able to send the words. What I've been thinking, it sounds like total bananas, the only method of communication like my friend andrews talked to me about that a lot he was

20:22 something else yeah are you just blasting me with this message like hey hey hey wake up I'm like I'm asleep or who knows what's That's awesome. Yeah. That shouldn't hurt it at all. Fuck you, man. Fuck you. You're going to open up a portal to hell. Those are those guys from Half-Life. Fuck you, man. Did you see this? We're probably fucking over nature by being cremated.

23:07 No, we've completely removed ourselves from it. nothing good about being there like that it was i don't want to use the words grotesque, but there's something severely damaged about the idea behind it. This guy's in a car. He's a boxer. And he's got a photo of himself Joe Hey, dude, quit that job. You have to be a famous world champion. You know, this was an opportunity for him, and he capitalized on it,

26:40 Like the fourth? And then when he got him in the corner and just unloaded those shots on him one of the best young lions in the game, Kelly Pavlik and everybody's like Because it's just, you stop and think about boxers in the past there was a few guys as amazing as his career has been, with his calf like he pulled a muscle in his calf and, then he had to get a cortisone shot before the fight, he had like a little bit of a

30:46 And you can see he's getting to him. oh no no no oh what a good time for the internet to freeze if you think about what he's done, made stupid amounts of money and got through the whole thing, but you can't deny that he fought all challengers. I mean, I think he's 36, if I had to guess. There's just no way around it. Is that real? See that dude on the left with the red?

34:45 and just pretending this whole time. Maybe more likely to punch people maybe maybe more likely to but I couldn't really see moat neither either of them getting in like a street You ever see that guy move? This is gonna be a bloodbath I was trying to think about this. I remember when I was younger, there was supposed to be a big event of wondering in my head like i feel like this is how i've heard things like this coming up and

37:08 In his 20s, still, too. Whoever the dude that was narrating it was like, I don't know. yeah I'll put the camera the camera's on you so you just kind of hold it and it keeps itself Okay, and so it just sits like this? purpose but it's like a shower curtain with like a pattern on it yeah and it's This is literally flat. No HDMI. It's showing some of the data.

40:44 That connector, you use it for sound, like with your earplugs, your earbuds. This one right here in the middle, this guy's trying to show you. It's so beautiful, too. I've tried a few times to look at it. You know, it's just too goofy. It fucks it up for everybody else. Jesus. to say it felt cheap but it felt like a toy it felt like you could just throw it like a frisbee but it was a full laptop made by samsung uh it had a lcd screen it had a full keyboard it had a mouse pad

44:25 know you put on your back and to me like features and uh hard drive space and speed and that's the You don't need anything lighter than a goddamn MacBook Air. You could buy a phone that's that big. Do you remember that? Was that really considered? you've got everything now stuck around looking at because this event was so huge to stop and spend five minutes at a at a

47:56 I really didn't want to wait in any lines there because there were so many people, On this video video they show you things going on there. There's VR headsets, it in your living room you'd have to also see the living room yeah if you go back to the video Which would be interesting. Very tiny ones. See how, like, you see his eyes. And let me just throw out a number and say I did five tech demos.

50:57 they're just trying to show you some show you an idea and hope someone with a lot of money walks and say, like, I have some patents on baseball Wi-Fi technology. I mean, like, fishing troll. called Huawei, I believe is how you say it. Cause they had a, they paired with this really well It's really interesting you bringing this up. I'll have to Google it before I kind of say something off.

53:14 DJI, Hasselblad. And right now, hold at the event I didn't get to buy one they're not they're on backorder So obviously you're going to lose sight of it. There's some on the back or the bottom too. Do you remember when they filmed that movie, The helicopter came crashing down on them. It's like, what? Are they going to just start shooting everything they're doing?

56:51 I sort of tried to ask him. I was like, but what what is everyone doing with all that data or are they doing anything with it You should be able to listen to someone on a phone, People barely fucking use their phone as a phone anymore. they could improve on the sound quality, but there's no demand for it because people hardly talk on the phone anymore.

58:51 Oh, it's gigapixel? But it seems so compelling. I like the smaller phone. it's very good i'm super surprised at how good the battery is on this phone yeah uh especially Because it has 4K video on it. I had to spend, whatever, 12 minutes per 8-minute video converting all of it. Yeah. we're getting it's like there's no the distribution of this content now because it becomes the next

1:03:05 streaming 360 cameras and you need to they all have their own proprietary software to run it off and like a really high-end Leica binocular-type glass, you know it's over your eyes. An Avatar world that you could go for a journey in? I mean, Like the blood splatter in front of you. an Imagineering Whoa. But what you're saying, what if they just took the extension of that and just instead of making the Avatar movie, they just went,

1:07:44 then you put on the be like right in front of it, but it won't feel like grass. You know what I mean? Like if they for a dummy like me to figure out. Canvas. Well, that was what was kind of cool about the HTC Vive is that haptic feedback. that makes the Vive fit on your head And the baseball bat, then you could see the bat in the Vive game And probably then put you theoretically in any park you want or wherever the hell you

1:11:17 They just screwed the thing on the bottom. My arms were so tired at Duncan's place just for playing his archery thing, with them you see punches come at you You can learn how to slip punches. but there was a haptic feedback, essentially a backpack slash chest thing you put on for VR that would give you some sort of shocks or you'd feel something. So, like, there's different – that's not really a game as more of it as a simulation

1:13:15 It's supposedly going to have a VR. the loser it just gets more painful We were talking about He's going to live. to have the good guy win in all of them. That's why I think no country for old men is probably You know it. I know it. But I can't believe the Donald went at Arnold. That's when they fired him. rules about that, but I thought there were rules

1:16:07 It's next Friday, right? Yeah, the Mayans were only off by four or five years. They missed it a little bit. same shit that people chased thousands of years ago conquest and you know and and you're going to live in the Avatar world for a couple of weeks? amount of time what's the name of that episode i want to watch it san junipero i think is that one

1:19:11 And when he came back down, like, Those guys make a tremendous sacrifice so that we can understand what happens to people's bodies in zero gravity. Build that first. four foot wall now it wouldn't even matter the the the kind of asteroids that killed the dinosaurs It's very interesting. comparison, You have to somehow or another they're going to have to terraform,

1:22:29 I didn't watch that whole movie. theaters man I'd love I love to see it makes bad movies good yeah I saw Pulp I didn't see it either. People want to watch them at home now. I don't think so. Maybe they have. when you have your Xbox or your another system hooked up And you'll probably—people's trying to show TV online. Like when you're using your computer, you can use a regular computer and watch things on iTunes, correct?

1:25:09 big-ass file that would be like the hobbit or whatever the hell you were screening there's and then videos will be in that file format for the next five years it. And, you know, think about all the bit torrents and all the different files that are Can you read my mind yet? You just got to give them money, and they'll just keep doing it. You just show up every week, what do i have here what do you have for me what do you have for me if you want to see my

1:27:51 telling you what was going on That doesn't work then. It seems like if you just called it a statue, you could just totally bullshit people. new cars are doing now where all their dashboards are all lcds that's what i was trying i mean that's that. And you're getting I don't know what you would be wanting to see, though, also. It was an interview they did with one of the guys.

1:30:17 DARPA's The new Biological Technologies Office Listen to what that says. can send back data in 4K in real time, and you watch on a screen through its eyes on Mars. We're all amazing. whatever, and they can control it moving around the room have you ever seen those no i walked i kind of I don't want to be pitched. They were showing those off there Like, imagine it's driving for you.

1:33:59 right now or if some companies are very smart knowing people are walking around this event tired and need a massage. Yeah. and you exercise on a regular basis, No big deal. If you could just keep that going. and you have to correct yourself. with youtube we don't know did you find speaking of which did you find any new uh streaming what are we on, like, 880 episodes?

1:37:01 good it shouldn't at all. That's way too often. It heats up. Yeah, I think every time I think that, I find another comparison. Cars are another interesting thing along the same lines we were talking about earlier about technology is that it's reaching this point where, like's way too much car for like what you need like they're putting out these cars like right out of gm

1:38:46 front? That's all designed to like keep the body down, all those aerodynamic little flares America, fuck yeah. a brand new Mustang GT, which I think you can get for $35,000, I think a new Mustang GT is like back in 97, like they didn't even compare. They're just nothing like these things. And put Corvette engines in them just because the configuration is so durable. Like they don't

1:42:23 they start doing all these crazy modifications to these things and make them so that they could literally just drive through the woods That is just such a, that's like the alien from John Carpenter movie. yeah someone could probably if it like put these pieces out The video game card company was showing off, I don't know exactly the, their software, I

1:44:26 Look at that fucking thing. So what's a Faraday? So, again, one of the problems that doesn't always—nothing goes perfect. He went flying. Ooh. Wow. Tesla's are very sexy looking. Look at how the door shuts itself, too. Shut the door. That Shutting, Dave. How? Shut the door. They'll show, let's say if they're going to do one this year, and then when they get ultimately delivered, they're disappointing.

1:47:28 They're all loaded. and the Toyota Supra might be coming out again. I mean, if they wanted to make some money. It really gets into this weird area when it comes to these cars. where it's, like, in the 30s? fuck? runs the traction control system, the lane change system, accident avoidance system. It's going to be all dealerships. I don't think he got a full lemon, but he had a Tesla issue,

1:50:13 Right. like this is how it's going to be in the future. Right, but not nearly as much as it did then. You could crash at any moment. or maybe it's just one Tesla that just somebody fucked up. I've had two of those Lexus, those big Toyota Land Cruiser trucks, They put the oil in. They check everything. Everything's great. See ya. Bye. No problems. everything to be awesome you know i think i think it should have already happened sometime.

1:53:36 My kids love the Lego movies. Dude, they're fun. Something that Ron White said when he was on the podcast, And I think just sitting on your fucking back porch, Just imagine what it's going to be like when we get to these really intense, The year after I left high school, they got, like, tablet PCs for everyone. One day if you have kids, how things would have been different

1:55:58 mean it like on the whole on the whole thing like that i'm just going on specifically uh like a Yeah, dumb shit. I don't want to be that naive. Probably within the last 10 years. If you have an Android phone, do you have to download Skype, There's a new one that's blowing up right now called House Party, which you can have, like, eight people on. of really sneaky ways to keep you around man that i message is one of them facetime is another um

1:58:40 It is. That's so, like, they definitely win. using a windows computer it's like so sad he was really sad it's like come on dude it's a fucking There's not a lot of processing power going on here. If you listen quietly, you'll hear Fords rusting. It's all right. Wednesday night. So I just went ahead and went. Not 100%. I'm doing yoga twice a week. Because smoking weed passed, right?

2:01:52 The big money that they make, apparently, like 500 bucks each to get into those things more Those are probably the biggest generators of income other than crazy gambling guys You're allowed to walk around all over Vegas drinking. A lot of those people are on MDMA. might be like 60% of the people on ecstasy it's like do you do you? Are you rolling? No, I don't roll. Whoa.

2:04:31 Who's the guy? Maybe they know that they need the ecstasy in order to keep the business running. These people have stage shows. The LED show or LCD. That's the big concert they do in the summer called Electronic Daisy Carnival. So, like, I don't know what you're enjoying on there if you're not on MDMA. Rarely would you find, you can, even in a fucking dangerous. Not that are closed in together, smoking's fucking dangerous.

2:07:19 with their cigarette while they're talking, and it just drops on you. very much like acid in a lot of ways when you get a high dose of the uh the uh thc sprays and Or you go crazy. But you know what a shot does. Like a couple sprays of this, who the fuck knows what's going to happen? You don't know. You're taking a chance. Hey, eat this cookie. Okay.

2:09:19 I'd love that a place like this exists though, man, that these kids can get together and just electronic carnivals. Why can't I do that? Or you think about something and you just realize I don't want to plumb. I mean, all these people that we have to rely Anything else? that's the company the phone was called like a Mate 9, I think. when they're taking pictures they want a really good blur it makes your photo look good which is

2:12:55 to kind of like see what was going on. it's real or not it didn't look real to me it could have just been a trick and i might not have They're doing a little bit of... These are. Some people do. sitting in other chairs i'm like you poor bitch these these ergonomic capisco chairs um do those for shooting outdoor astronomy photos it's got google the google star maps built into it

2:15:52 It's just a snap second. I didn't ask. to make it look like a better picture. We're looking at this guy leaning forward. That's hard to do, man. It didn't look like the most comfortable thing yeah see he's exercise. You remember the frog? move forward and backward with it. weights and stuff what about frog weight lifting equipment the frog the bullfrog no

2:19:48 and back and forth. All right, we'll bring in Hunter Motts. I think that's a big gap we need still, too, to be fixed. All right, we'll be right back with Hunter Motts.