Joe Rogan Experience #917 — Steven Crowder Transcript

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0:00 Write it and we'll do it live. We'll do it live! Just so angry. That's inside information being at Fox for years. First of all, when you look at Moby with his fucking hashtag vegan t-shirt on, do you really My mom was a wardrobe stylist, so costume designer, Nothing was good enough, and he would want something Grace Under Fire. the wardrobe person.

2:00 Yes, I was always gallows, they were always like, you have to be clean. it, and it would be like the way Do you not? Would you call it a trolley? Yeah. I know, but that's just what they call it. It's super heavy nicotine, but like Latakia, you get some Perique. Pack it in there. not like a cyber let's not talk about that because that can go sideways in this show okay woman

4:29 who's like super smoke her in the arm wrestling. yeah, Like, what you want is to be a little springy. I do. And I do suck on it while you do it. Oh gosh on it while you do it. Oh, gosh. And then you're going to see that tobacco kind of raise up. It's not something you just kind of light and go, and it won't last long. Maybe you will well not me bro probably you toss the matches over you bro, but smell that though that smell nice

6:20 I like it. I love when you guys had that thing when he... Oh, the thug life? I don't know how true it is. And you don't try to sway things toward one side or the other when it's not accurate. Yeah, I know a lot of people that are liberal, too. You have every reason not to. And I think a big reason of it, honestly, time, I had this small YouTube channel

8:27 Yeah, you're a young fella. Well, and so what happened is they kind of had their interpretation I feel lonely that you're not supposed to be on the pipe. But you're a funny dick. Well, that's why people don't like me sometimes. I even noticed in the new Bill Burr special, he said, like, Does he? I had this joke about tigers in Texas because I don't know if you know my this is a true story from my last

10:45 I know people in Texas whose friends have tigers. They just you can have a tiger. Are you aware by the way? I bet I can corroborate it when you do, because I got balls deep. So they would bring out the lions, and they said the lions have to be on three points and can paw, The mountain lion will fuck you up, dude. Just a small mountain lion, an 80-pound mountain lion will fuck you up, But a Siberian tiger will fuck you up in ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

11:56 Well, he ran for president with Dean Cain, and he had like a few hundred votes, which I felt bad about because it was a gag. But Bertrand There he is. You've used the term moving meditation. What were you talking about before that we're tigers in Texas? There's more time to not feel pain, not recognize I love that word. He's a rescue. He's about 90 pounds because we found him with a broken leg, a roam on the streets, alopecia, Lyme disease.

14:50 he'll growl for you to keep petting him. So they're about 140 pounds. They're good with the kids? More athletic. thank you for having me back, even though part of your audience were afraid to even speak up, even from the last time Really? They'll explain we have a 4.2 rating. So I'm right at the threshold of losing my uber privileges. Are you serious?

16:35 and he forgot his magazine, and that person rated him like a 1. And he just said, I was going to the range. This is not the magazine story. Well, I had that nitro coffee. I think we've gotten to the middle of that mystery. Because it's just in my nature. And I wasn't a fan of him in the primaries, but they didn't vote for him because they're racist.

18:37 There's always like back in the good old days like back in the good old days is bullshit There just aren't the numbers there. back to the Midwest. Donald Trump made a mistake here. Yeah, by someone with one of those pussy hats. Well, there were no arrests at the Lansing protest either where they cut down a tent with box cutters. it... Why throw a punch when you don't know how to punch?

20:51 reports of rapes that occurred. know about that story i knew that there was some sort of a gross interaction with her younger Well, no. Not one incident. Yeah. Yeah. For the Women's March. How many different cities had a march like that? incident and they left the places cleaner than they found when people who are right-wing congregate. He's like, you're being a fascist.

23:48 It takes too much effort. I saw that girl with a Make Bitcoin Great Again hat. had AIDS. That seems to be a common occurrence at these leftist protests. That's how that's how they're looking at it Yeah, but how do you call a gay guy homophobic? She was anti-gay marriage as recently as 2013. She was speaking in 2013 and she said, And that's what they're doing now.

27:04 Highly speculative. Not sure if I buy it They give him a pipe. Probably, like, takes it to the next Yeah. Well, yeah, there you go. So, I know. in a different voice. You drink? I just want to relax a little. People think I'm a fucking meathead. Well, I'm fucking... If you looked at a giant spectrum. Well I'm very accepting in that way. And you're stifling the marketplace of

29:50 Bring out that Alex Jones whiskey. Eddie was probably instigating that. That Podesta, like, shields pedophiles. You gotta go to the airport. I gave it to you for free? It's J'aime les enfants. Yeah. And I don't have a side, and I'm not claiming that I have any knowledge. Think about it. They still swear up and down. I don't know. You'll never get a girlfriend again.

32:35 Well, you know, Andrew Breitbart, actually. and so once he talked Cocked. And I did not know before I had him that he was a doing less of the conspiracy stuff now, it seems like. But he's like, it's one of those things where if you chase down, there's enough corruption and enough crazy shit in the world that if you chase it down, you're going to find it.

34:26 There was a great article that was written about a guy who was a conspiracy theorist until his kid was killed at Sandy Hook. I've been told that I'm in the fucking CIA. I have no idea. I was wild and I wasn't clown like that. Welcome to me. And he tells me that people steal from black Twitter and they make jokes on late night TV. I've heard that, too.

36:23 Come on. So I was wrong all this time. See, that's not how a bitch get her ass swole up. He beats the hell out of her. That's not a racism thing. didn't read the lyrics so I didn't see a capital they have that automatic hand cleaner. First of all, that guy's definitely not married. Generalities More than a minute. Because you know. You're not expecting it.

38:45 You know what the fuck it is. One, it upsets me because Holly got fouled. for the rest of the fight. It was a straight left that she was coming in, so it was just Well because she was also an American kickboxer and she's also trained by Mike Winklejohn that guy. He's really just an awesome guy. He's not just a kind-hearted guy. Did you hear about that?

41:12 was something, maybe he may not want me to tell the story, closed the doors, he let high level striker. I mean, he's not known as a grappler. That's amazing. They still like to compete. He's a great teacher. There's a fight with him and Brad Kohler. And when he dropped him, got him down to the ground, Oh, yeah, it is. Kayla Harrison, too, if you've been following her,

44:05 Have you seen Mackenzie Dern? Have you seen her compete in MMA? which isn't in the Olympics yet, but really should be, is there's some phenomenal, like, Apparently, she hits this move all the time. a really basic back take in judo. they'll just go for the choke straight from there. ever in the UFC history. When she gets her from this position. What she does is she rolls.

46:06 jiu-jitsu is it's almost like sentences and languages. There's so many different ways you I'm like, listen, in training you want to work these positions. Yeah, but the problem with that strategy is it only works if someone is's weaker than you like as soon as you find someone who's better at Yeah, I love that because it's like once if you try jiu-jitsu you go

48:06 Sure. And then once from there... Yeah, what is this stuff called? Nobody cares anymore, man It tastes like shit. Kool-Aid tastes better than the best whiskey that's ever made. What's that with? I don't even know what that is. talked about the issues with that. Did he smoke pot during your podcast? Here's the thing. And I knew the Syrian refugees that are fleeing.

51:28 If I said that, I shouldn't be What is Aleppo? Yeah but see I don't buy that either man Yeah. I mean, do you stay there? What are you going to suffocate the flame? Let's talk jiu-jitsu. Who can you line up with? Didn't you go to Colorado And you have chickens. I have several locations in which I sleep. You just keep going. They did after 9-11. Because there was a real palpable, like a tangible feeling of community there that doesn't exist there anymore.

55:12 He's like, you go to Brooklyn, cheaper in Old Money Upper East Side than in the East Village or Lower East Side because that's We're Bertrand Russell. No, they want you, well, bikes, public transport, it's both. No. I absolutely think it's both. A zero emissions car that would give you total freedom? Well, the first thing they would do is remove all the government subsidies that make Tesla

57:26 Oh, that's not true. He's got a fucking Prius. Those things handle like trash. So you can say, I got a Prius. estimation. Yeah, it does. Let's ride him into the rocks. Let's say it's an eight mileage difference. Yeah, but that's not what over 50. No. Pull it up, Jamie. This motherfucker. Let's ride him into the rocks. I'm switching to weed. You're driving me crazy.

58:53 All right, so 40 highway. Your point sucks. Absolutely. You are incorrect if you look at the actual price of a Prius versus the best thing you can do for the environment is buy an old beater car. Dig your heels in. Two giant non-recyclable batteries. Non-recyclable for now, but much like nuclear waste. It's making a comeback Someone told me that Fukushima is not, you know what we were talking about the other day?

1:00:54 Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. Who are the people that have an issue with this thing? Makes a couple hundred thousand dollars a year. Can I ever say that, Jamie? Bernie Sanders doesn't want Uber, doesn't want Airbnb. Right, they went in and they were still going to the airport the cabbies unions in New York said we're not gonna go and so people people's will right because we want to be compassionate.

1:03:26 the board? Let's go with Bernie Sanders, definitely have an issue with that. Programs are doing where you have an application on your phone Wouldn't you rather do that? That's the big problem. watching those cab drivers that had decided to block streets. They decided to shut their cars Okay, so let me give you, you want a concrete example? service Uber. Speaking with

1:06:51 Well, they don't have to pay a huge commission to the cabbies union, and they're totally independent. makes from their drivers. Because that's the Reiterate, I'm pro-Uber, 100%. They feel the need to be on the defensive. it, but they're saying Uber's failed to prove it. Time.com. Oh, Uber me that beer, son. Time.com. You fuck? This is our goddamn shitty...

1:09:55 Well, here's what I would know, whether it's a right to work state or not, and that would determine the lawsuit. So it depends on if it's a right-to-work state or not. So that would determine the case. Right, because California is a one-party consent state. They would do it in Nevada instead of California. It might change. Okay. That's what they would say the issues are.

1:12:02 And you have the right to say yes. Now, is that the case with trades like plumbing, being a carpenter, auto repair? But to go back So I don't care. I think that people should be able to make their own decisions if they want to Even then, you can artificially increase wages at the expense of the taxpayer who now has to pay more for a taxi ride. There's too many things that are happening.

1:13:58 itself out? creating a monopoly. can't go against. Someone's going to be from Open Secrets, if you look at the top 20, it's like 16 out of the top 20 are big unions. So this idea Like, they've literally fought for that. I meant black and white in terms of Influence. He's never gotten big donors. That's actually not true if you look at the collective donations from

1:17:11 And the problem with that is... Well, Walmart employs 2.5 million people, 1.5 million people full-time. Sanders dealt with these phantom fears and again, tried to victimize groups and marginalized groups. And now the play is we're going to take all these people off of insurance. Well, I think, well, like right now, for example, I'm just using that as an example,

1:19:11 That pool is deep and long. No, no, it's not. It's really not. And you have Alex Jones on the show, and I went out there. Why does this guy make so much money? I'm not What does he do? That's me sometimes. But don't you think, and this is what I think, Why is he a cross-dresser now? We don't just say, you're an idiot, you're a racist. throws at a percentage point. I'm not saying

1:21:42 bucks, and the other guy's getting $15 No, I don't think it's outside the realm of rational discourse. I do think people are wrong when they say, for example, to take your argument, how much a person should make to be a CEO. No, I don't think it's outside the realm of rational discourse. If some super baller, you know, fucking Steve Jobs type character comes in and starts running

1:22:47 The people that don't have a say. I was sleeping out of an 82 Datsun I don't attribute motive I don't say you, you do this because you hate poor A lot of those people are actually pretty far. It's one of the biggest genres of music in this country. Is a fucking amazing movie blue aliens and love just out of boredom that guy fell in love with that blue alien He became one of them bro. He was paralyzed they put him inside the blue alien mind

1:25:08 It's too cold in the winter Really? His movies are classic. For someone who, I'm not even a huge supporter of Donald Trump. Cheers. If you love me, you'll drink it. Hold the fuck on. Yeah? He gives extremely low ticket prices, like 20 bucks, for a guy like him that's huge, I like what he's doing. Well, that's a good example of a guy That might make sense.

1:27:17 I like Kid Rock. Some of his music is really not bad. Look at that Cadillac. It's become popular to crap on him. I like him as a dude. No, I like him, man. Some of his music is not bad. I agree with you. Some of his music is really not bad, and it's become popular You used your car as an example. You said, for example, all carnal pleasure, all pleasure, all attachment to women, attachment to relationships. And the

1:28:52 It's going to happen. We put Radio Shack out of business because of iPhones, or we put radio transmitters out of time. It is a moment where people decided to just create something that just looks inherently like collectively badass. because you've been more financially successful? Look at that guy. It all came together. You can. I went to buy a car, and I had very little money.

1:31:24 Not a great car. It's getting you from point A to point B, but I had to walk through cars one from George W. Bush was customizing cars And this guy, I found out later, was a multimillionaire, could afford any car that he wanted. And the reason why he does it is because he's just, like, he doesn't give a fuck. He wears the same thing every day, he said. Well, he's a fascinating character in that regard because he's a guy who

1:33:15 were talking about earlier is we don't want people in those positions determining exactly what I have every day of my life was check to check. And I've been there, and we've all been there. Well, it was, you know, And it wasn't enough money where I was wealthy where I could say, I don't have to work again. I'm not quitting anything. who gets up in front of the Golden Globes or whatever the fuck it was and says crazy shit.

1:36:00 She's royalty, but she's Hollywood royalty. They're surrounded by people. versus actually believe things. And the same way that unions can have power and unions can control groups of people, the an ideologue. with either party the same on every single issue. Do I value personal liberty? Don't you think a lot of people need to compete Maybe that kid's a bad motherfucker. Maybe he's from Thailand.

1:39:28 so at all been alive for 49 years never heard a single motherfucker say leftism well because Well, actually, a lot of people, they don't No, no, no. or do I look through it in the idea know it and I know it and we say well you know what you got to do with the guy. He's a sportsman and a hunter. I've said it before. When you became more wealthy, when you became more successful, do you find yourself being

1:41:56 They were not disposable. Come on, man. you would have to be some kind of piece of shit But the point is the money didn't change. And that's important because when we're deciding on some arbitrary number and we just toss it to democracy, you can have just as many greedy portions of the masses as you would big bankers. Yeah. There's all sorts of variables when it comes to who is Steven Crowder at 29 years of age.

1:44:47 drawbacks, and then you got back in and blew your ACL out. Well, actually, I tore The real problem is my kneecap. Say if they replace it, replace it with an iron one. You know, a lot of dudes wear steel cups. I had a buddy of mine did it to me once. I mean, you have a metal piece, and it really affects arm bars in particular. They're in compression shorts, and the outside of them is like this rubberized thing.

1:46:55 fucking real sadists, they get these steel Imagine that bar fight. Yeah, but he wears tight pants. How dare you go there? Like, it's not a selfish thing. There's a great book called Who Really Cares? Especially religious ones. I'm imagining my home state, especially with jihadis out there. Right? By appealing to people saying, listen, the deck is stacked against you.

1:50:03 I believe that. But wouldn't it be nicer if people just, can you contribute a small amount Do you do it in the form of giving out to charities that you feel are very We all do in certain, and I know you do too, Well, I agree with you. Well, there's some people that do it for a tax break. How about it? Well, actually, now pipes are a controlled tobacco product, which they didn't used to be.

1:52:33 So it actually removes the artistry where a lot of people are like, this is the blend I can get in, I don't know, Holland, Michigan. That's the worry about marijuana. Or your friends can give you some. For those who can't see, when Joe just said, fuck you, it actually blew out his own lighter. You're pretty fair. you should die on air why why do you say you should die oh because I did a three

1:54:35 I thought you wanted to talk about Michael Woods Jr. Yeah. He just didn't know enough and kept arguing about it. afterwards you didn't gloat we had him. We had him back one time because I wanted to find some common ground. It wasn't a motive thing. Literally I was on air and all he did was, Okay, okay. And this is the thing that a lot of people do.

1:57:15 Tell me why I'm wrong. me why it's, I don't want to show up. If if you have to ask then you don't know and that's the position today that we see on cable news that we see from in this election but You're the premier. What that is, is you're saying things that you think people could possibly criticize you about. And I think on the flip side, what we try and do is I say, listen, this is my bias.

1:59:08 relax one aspect of One way or the other. But my issue with that it's not medicine for? Well, you're asking Well, all those anti-inflammatory things. Hold on a second. Well, it is. They've gone through the process. That's not necessarily true if people are allowed to grow it themselves. But there are absolutely people who have lobbied, as we talked about how the prison guard union

2:01:34 Is he? What the fuck? Sold vodka, just wrote about, and again, people get mad with the weed issue. First of all. No, we wrote about it with the sources here. You need to stop. mean that marijuana From pre and post. Again, my point is I don't care about it. I just don't really buy the arguments that everyone is in some big conspiracy to try that it shrinks tumors, that it helps

2:03:44 So all these things are good. Marijuana is one of the things that are good and feet don't sure man It is. It does matter. You care? You're a free market guy, right? I am. We're friends. We wrote about it on our website. And you just said I was interrupting. I can. Why does it even have to be discussed? You go to these juice shops, people are promoting ginger like crazy.

2:06:33 You're locked deep into this fucking red state thing, man. It's a horrible place. he's taking these dilapidated houses, Yeah. top of the car, GoPro in the car, a mileage tab and a timer clock. And it never took more than And so there was a guy who probably found out he could make money of their world, which is weird. planet. Right. and build a farm, that's not necessarily a bad idea.

2:09:57 and then I made a joke where I said, apparently there have been grizzly bear sightings, Fact-check reveals that only black bears have been in the action. It occurs in three to four feet of water. You would know that, probably. And then she feels like she can run away. She's going to fuck you up, but she might leave you alone if you just lay still. And then she feels like she can run away.

2:11:36 Which means they don't eat any vegetation. that sugar just gets like straight into the fat, into their bodies. bear that wasn't necessarily aggressive but they do this all the time but there was some specific so that the bears don't become dependent on humans for food. I assume the Yellowstone Rangers kind of have their crap together on it. We did it at a campground.

2:14:08 There were no bears when we went. They stopped dumping all the trash there. He happens to be the most affectionate, loving dog that we've known. Any handgun, rifle, pull it out. And people, I don't know if it was PETA, some animal person got really mad. I know. Where'd she go? So I didn't know that. it didn't kill it yeah they killed it but I mean the guy had a bullet wound in

2:16:50 No, no. Whether it's the right or the left. I told this story to Chris Lieben at the Revenant. So we're sitting there, and we're watching it, and he's screaming. has vomit all over him i think someone who's sitting in front of him had vomit on the back of his head. And everyone's, what the hell is going on? What was that movie with, not Matt Damon, Matt Dillon.

2:18:53 And that popcorn kernel got stuck in his mouth and he started projectile vomiting? He's in the front of the fucking Titanic. Bobby saw these two broads making out. They were hot. Choked on his popcorn. that's the story people are going to tell about you for the rest of your life Bobby saw these two broads making out I mean from here to that So it was he fell asleep with a popcorn kernel his mouth at the Revenant In the middle of that fucking really exciting movie

2:20:20 Supposedly like tropical rainforest in He actually survived. And it was him going back and killing the guy who left him behind, who also killed his son. cod liver oil and stuff, and they're a big catalyst And because I always watch those movies like The Revenant, but they had perfect smiles. And he claims it was because I don't know how, I don't know if it's

2:22:25 without anything processed, would be healthier. It causes tooth decay. never been the same size since. potato chips. Olestra There's a grace period until 2018, I believe, or maybe 19. It's terrible for you. the San Francisco kind of hippie era, It's saturated fat that's the issue. That's so bad for you. And people just started drinking that milk from Captain Crunch.

2:25:15 It's so good. Super Sugar Crisp. Can't get enough of that sugar, Chris? Does that still exist? I'm your sugar bear. I'm a mongoose with a t-shirt on. Smacks. It's kind of like Latinos selling cards. of the cultural appropriation. Your kid's gonna get sick from some sugar. What kind of You've never had that? I love that Reese's Puff cereal. We were sitting there as this kid. He was in Hanging with Mr. Cooper, who did the commercials in Canada. For Reese's. I can't get enough! I love that Reese's puff cereal!

2:27:36 Down here, it's a fucking place that sells wings. TGI Fridays. You mean they went under and then they came back? Probably some dudes from Marin County. We feel and we understand. Everybody's like, no. Well, because the bookers, I was doing Prager university and it's like oh yeah i know i'll hook at the end of the table with nothing to say like yeah that sounds about right they're taking callers

2:29:37 it was clear like it's a two-guy show That's what his show is. characters that people have created these Twitter profiles for because we just said, well, you know, so we're not going to run an ad for a local Fuck radio. I don't even remember. I wasn't even me. I might have. You're probably right. And there was a guy with a bullhorn behind her right up against her ear.

2:32:28 Didn't exactly turn the other cheek. I could be wrong. So it could have been a shoving match, could have been a punch. Well, you were right. gets licking up, I saw him on this show once with Amy Schumer. She was trying to say you weren't a comedian. I really dislike that. I said, no, I never have. you'd have been there you would have done really well yeah yeah i do i think i think if you watch

2:35:17 I am. I have an issue with that because we all started out as open micers. Yeah. Were you a professional So I was... I would do stand-up, I don't do it much anymore, I would readily admit. For my money, one of the best living comedians. But, you know, it's pretty common. I mean, Christopher Titus Well, I think, and I think it would work with most people.

2:37:32 So I did stand-up, and I'll be the first to admit it, Yeah. Well, you know, the pride in stand-up of barely getting by. No, no. Right-wing I look right wing people are always exaggerating They're multitasking. She can squat. Yes. It helps. Hold on. For people in Asia, Ari Shafir went to China and he on the toilet seat on the water tank. he's a good leader? Are you happy that he's

2:40:48 But I think that because everyone has called him a Nazi and a racist and a sexist and a transphobe, But actually some of these points make sense. And I used to think everyone would disagree with me was racist. Because he was such a cunt that he created so many pacifists because of his atrocities that he ordered in the Vietnam War. People were so upset that more people became pacifists during the Lincoln, or excuse me,

2:42:27 Bitch, what are you talking about? the Oliver North story? but didn't know how to read, went to jail, was a drug dealer, made millions of dollars selling coke, okay? for the Los Angeles Police Department, who has also been on my podcast before he committed cowboy CIA Well, Rick Ross was in the middle of that Figured out that you can't Well, I knew about Oliver North in the

2:45:38 said, again, he had no chance. you called him a moron for so long, and everyone If not, you're evil. Right? Dick Cheney can't where the Norman Rockwell painting made sense. He's like, I'm going to fix it. We already proved you're full of shit about Colorado and traffic you're still hung up on it. Hold please. That's commentary She's probably one of the best writers I think I've ever encountered.

2:48:25 driving more, more people in the state, look up a source that you specifically want him To try and go, do you think people who smoke pot are morons? But that would go back to what he said and what you said. These are tests. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not piling down. And all he did was pull up some fucking information. I don't agree that you're correct.

2:50:34 You said what is the issue that you would care about the least right, and it doesn't matter if we've talked about Okay, that doesn't have anything to do with traffic fatalities. Let's find them. which is the most recent data available. The significant increase in fatal crashes involving marijuana is alarming. Do you know what else is true? Do you know this to be true?

2:52:25 A lot of them. Well, you made a lot of assumptions here. Shitload. Let's find out. It doesn't say that. I said all. A lot of them. Rewind the tape. You said all. Maybe I did say all. A lot of them. Just Google it. You've already been proven. 2014. road-sized marijuana. Physiologically, it doesn't have an effect on motor skills the way alcohol does.

2:53:38 Have they studied? Maybe it is. I've looked them up. There's people online also sourcing them through the lens of weed. No, dude. they correlate to less accidents. It's not real. So now we're going to go to weed cures cancer and people having meetings with Rams heads. And I said, probably pot. You said, why? Then you said, well, let's expand on this.

2:56:12 And I've given you so much leeway there on that one. What are the consequences? You come on my show. You're in front of me right now. What's fair? But for some reason, you said you think if her and I worked together, you think you would have done well in that argument? Come on, man. Because I want to find out how you feel. How you think. I want to see if you get defensive.

2:57:34 No, but you've made it all about the pot issue. You are adorable. You're adorable. is he pulls up evidence to the contrary. What argument? contribute to decreasing traffic That's not, there's also. Pretty interesting. People can have different opinions. I think it could be right. I think it could be right. Let's pull that up again and figure out give up. You reluctantly give up.

3:00:28 What, zero? I didn't say jiu-jitsu. I'm a centrist. Well, of course I'm defensive. Propaganda, by definition, means I have to be pushing it for someone. Then I would say it's propaganda for someone saying weed cures cancer. That wasn't my claim. Things treat things. Done. We're talking about marijuana curing cancer on people No, no, I'm not wrong when you said a blind side of you are?

3:03:10 I didn't argue for it. also compensated? Your immune But it takes your immune system has to be in effect to there's a lot of factors We had a woman on the show, a psychiatrist, who basically said, she said, people who are Most people don't realize that. Look at this. Cannabis is shown to kill that as long as it doesn't hurt other people any more than anything else,

3:05:41 I think it's adorable that you're telling me how to craft arguments. But don't you do this, Joe? I'm not saying that right? I think it's adorable that you're telling me how to craft arguments. No, I'm going to say what I was about to say beforehand because you keep redirecting the conversation. It is. I think that I think that you think without someone who can bring up sources for you.

3:06:45 But my point is this. cannabis cures cancer. Exactly. Do you deny those to legalize it. Well, if you don't care about it, You said, man, he's insane with the socialist stuff. You said, what issue would you drop and not talk about? how someone with blinders can ignore the evidence and figure out some way where they're being wronged intellectually. I'm calling you on your bullshit.

3:08:30 We're having fun. Because he keeps showing you're wrong. Who's arguing against that? You are. You do that. I'm just joking. And you've done it several times. Oh, shit. It's 5 o'clock? No, I'm not going to be fine. I don't really care about the pot issue, which I thought I cared about when I was 21. states should be able to do what they want to do. Then three, four, five follow-up questions

3:11:14 that it's not true, but we didn't definitively You're not going to get your flight. You've got a lot of time. We're trying to figure out who's going to wind up on the top of the heap. That's a bully thing. Dumb fuck might be bullying. I like you. How dare you? Listen, when you say you're defensive and you have somebody else to bring up sources, And that's why I invited you on the show.

3:13:01 This is going to be a conversation of ideas. And if he disagrees with me and you disagree with me I said mischaracterizations and absolutes. No, I don't think you hate pot. On that argument, you are. You have other people who agree with you. Okay. And some of those consequences can be damage to the developing brain when they're 25. and only present one side of the issue. I just

3:15:33 And I don't know that I agree with them or disagree with them yet. I don't think alcohol is as well. Sometimes they're not entirely honest. Many times. When did you drink first? It's definitely not smart. I had Henry Rollins on here and he was talking about when he was a little kid, he was like five That's my position. marijuana, heroin, meth. It's not like a downer.

3:18:46 But I know something like a Quaalude or I actually knew a power lifter where the only drug he could... But most commonly used or the most effective date rape drug. I know what you're thinking about, but I don't know if it's I don't know it's actually ruffling or whatever it's called but most commonly used or the most effective date rape What is it?

3:19:36 Yes. squat was close not quite world record but close to it and uh lived out in reno nevada and uh that while I pull this up? I have a show to do tomorrow. Us making up is going to be so good for your show and my show's no way we're gonna get it done us making adorable. Let's listen to that. That is adorable. Hold on a second. When you go that's adorable that is adorable

3:21:19 so that's fun I said it's the issue I care about the least. Yeah. It's hibiscus beer. Because GT's kombucha that you buy at Whole Foods, you have to name? Yeah, go ahead. It's called Good Vibrations. I've done that before. And after I think about four or five batches, it's doubled. And then it quadruples. It's like and I had this like big salad bowl, and I was growing kombucha in my refrigerator in a salad bowl.

3:24:15 into the refrigerator and then I would put more of the sugar water and I forget what And it's higher in protein because if you do the math, so you can still basically at Well, it's not ideal. Have you ever fucked with like some of those pharmaceutical grade probiotics? So he has no cold. that actually helped a lot more wouldn't it be ironic if marijuana was really the cure that you

3:26:31 Is the paranoia that marijuana gives you. I was told that you know of bullshit by my shrink Can they tell if you're gay? I don't know people who wanted to screw adam brody i think that's when you realize you're gay um if it were And so they looked at genes that create serotonin. You know how that works. Most people are like, I did a project. but it's actually increased the efficacy of antidepressants from like a one and uh a one

3:29:34 Mm-hmm. and I don't I don't take it every day way over prescribed. I think you're right. Well, because for the longest time, my wife will hear this and she'll, I denied it through and through. like in the top 99th percentile. And we did the gene site testing. I think it's called gene site. I really do, because whenever I say it, you know, people go,

3:31:58 Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't think there's anything in life that mirrors that. You're going to have people that don't, like, obviously you found something with your show Well, I mean, and the truth is people, they want to ignore, you probably talked about this with And you put boys into a world where they don't do well. It's considered a masculine gym, shop, or not just masculine things, but physical science

3:34:54 has been there from the beginning of school in the first place. Do you think you could find a school that maybe is more flexible? Yeah. they have adult get-togethers where it's appropriate for kids to be they still have adult night and Well, there's obviously so many variables as far as the intellect of the parents and kids traveling all through europe yeah you know they just decided at some point in time and it

3:37:38 back from high school with a little while. kids. And here's the thing. That was really says, well, I think you're wrong. And she kicks that kid out of class and just says that kid's 9th grade I actually argued I was a 14 year old and I said the fact, I was a smartass. So this was me as a 14-year-old. And I said, the fact that, I remember who she was.

3:39:48 She just sent me out of class. Because he didn't get the full story. So there's guilt for the First Nation people up in Canada. I said, OK, I guess I am right wing. Right, because then it frees them? and then they shoot them with guns from trucks. And I was like, what what so they're allowed to poach. Yeah, it's not poaching about it. He says, it's just a numbers game. The reason that we were able to colonize here

3:42:26 And so what happened was thousands upon thousands, And the same thing, No, they weren't peaceful. That's why all of a sudden these new people who came in with sticks that go boom had thousands of Native Americans at their disposal who were willing to Sioux is a word for enemy. But you know what killed more Native Americans than anything? We didn't have, we didn't even understand.

3:44:23 Well, a big thing was horses. All kinds of diseases. SARS? I remember SARS. Yeah. That one, about ebola was just a year ago everybody's fucking but it's something like we get so much flack for criticizing Donald Trump, Us versus them, bro. Well, because, you know, that's what we do if people actually watch the show. I mean, people actually watch the show every day, an hour

3:46:44 she gave like this shitbag definition of what a fascist is. something that's very clearly left wing they don't actually mention left wing okay an advocate or Undemocratic, illiberal. And that's why this woman felt no irony about being on television saying that Milo is a Now, do me a favor. seems appealing advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly

3:49:45 this is Google. They know there's a negative connotation. It's the first thing that comes up, misrepresented what his book was about. They were saying he's pro-rape culture and these feminists shut it down they pulled fire alarms Yeah. remember. And whether you agree with her or not, I disagree with her on a lot. But she And so you can read the YouTube comments where every time I say freedom of speech doesn't exist in Canada,

3:52:20 We talked about the comedian from Vancouver In Quebec, we only have the left. It's multiculturalism gone awry. Mexicans are just going to dominate and turn this whole thing into a Mexican-speaking joint. That is true. advisory thing from the 80s when they were trying I saw Matt speak at UT and he just a guy stood up and he was like asking this question like honey fight bagging

3:54:32 But the kid who was at UT in Austin, my brother went to UT, so he would get access to all these speeches or presentations. And I think he was hired to be there in a public space. He was Asian. Yeah. He's taking pictures. about racism. I just want to use the term muscle? I mean, this is not like some fucking white jock with a crew cut like from, you know,

3:55:52 I don't want to be the center of this story. This is a protest. I have to urinate so badly a public thing going on here. There's a protest. All right, let's wrap up. I figured you'd fuck with me back, and you got a little. I have cats. This is part of it. I'm not pissing you.