Joe Rogan Experience #940001 — Joey Diaz Transcript

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0:00 Just give me like a If you go to joerogan.net house. Hell yeah! A lot of people have been complaining that this is lame music. fuck stop talking and play some more Don't be tripping, people. when I sent it. This is a new one. I've put't get it the first 50,000 times when I sent it. Back to the mountains with the full posse. Right, there's a fault near New York.

2:32 There's some recent study where these scientists are going to drill into the Earth's mantle all the way through the fucking core. Is there leprechauns down there? They're going to give you gold? What if they dig a hole through the Earth's mantle And the Earth flies around the galaxy all fucking haphazardly like a balloon. That's just the most fucked up thing about space is that occasionally planets hit each other.

4:12 By the time it got real close, uh lawrence fishburne and it's about a spaceship that punches a hole through a wormhole they ship. It comes back. Everyone's That's what it's going to look like. I would kill yourself. We got to establish the show first. that shit wouldn't happen What are you gonna do? Guys with helicopters will just be pissing on your head

6:16 they'll be shooting you People didn't really learn about human behavior from the Rodney King riots. I understand that people have this feeling of an unfair society, and it's set up