Joe Rogan Experience #948 — Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 three two one He's so next level. Best jiu-jitsu guy. I mean, Mighty Mouse, his striking's insane. Have you seen the ratings? Lowest of all I think that's the answer. Or Cody going down. Up or down. did it. What do you think of this rumor? Now, I haven't bullshit. I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection to UFC and texting everybody. Dude, you'd have the best rumor show of all time.

3:18 It doesn't work like that. I love when jimenez she fights durandamy she says she is fighting durandamy what's up son and you know The UFC requested it. The UFC Yeah, you'd have to get someone big. It's fun. Yes. But does he play the guy from For Your Health? As a star. He does this show. Brule. Look at him. He't believe I couldn't think of it. Dr. Steve Brule.

5:54 That fucking scene where him and Will Ferrell, not in Step Brothers, but in Talladega Nights. He's like, no, we're not hanging out. That story. That must be so much fun for him. It's too deep for me. But it's scary because you imagine what life was like if you were born into that environment. Indians and shit. we're gonna fuck you up oh yeah you know what i mean so just back and forth you had to worry about not just fucking bears and shit but you got to worry about indians damn if the indians spot you

8:33 of slaves that escaped No, the Indians would be like, they understand. Listen, there was all sorts of stories about mountain men meeting Indians and falling in Well, you know what? It would have to be a white guy helping I've seen it, man. We're like, what's up, guys? You can't touch the women. There must have been problems. White people like to say that.

10:27 It's true. But how crazy is that? Let's say that. Let's say that. Let's say that. Let's say that. Let's say that. Let's say that. Let's say that. is real or not. It'd be like Indian versus white guy in the main event. He was in King of the Cage. Ruben Hurricane Villarreal. He does. Top boss root and doesn't give a fuck. Either way, he's Indian as fuck.

12:59 So there was like all sorts of crazy infighting. The guy on the left? All right. Yeah, all right, you got that. They traced the genome back. They did this thing for when the Mormons were trying to prove that Jesus came from Native Americans. We know that it's like a fact and then once they did the genome on the Native American they went Nick Curson's guy.

14:59 The way that guy fights, you can't do that for very long. with Al Jari and then with He was sick for like months. Those fights, man, I'm so torn. Because while I'm watching, I'm enjoying the shit out of it. It's the first UFC he's ever been to. I went, dude, I'm so proud of you, champ. See, something about Jon Jones, I think. Makes you tough. yep the Lozon brothers there you go that's a go. Noguera brothers? Noguera brothers. Shit.

18:08 And he'd probably be fighting that heavyweight and having that belt too. See, I don't think everyone. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to fight. Crazy. Because, Joe, when has it ever worked when a guy takes this much time off Right. and it was another year plus before he fought again. a lot of the problems that he has. He has serious He took a long time off and his feet just weren't strong enough to keep up with his training

21:10 It doesn't make sense to me. They were worried, I guess, with the sale. I was just about to say, but I'm a hypocrite because I was happy when Dan Henderson got that shot against Michael Bisping. to use there. He's a killer. Maybe. You're 100% But Whitaker made Jacare look like a fucking amateur. He's 26, right? The Brunson fight was serious. And I thought he was going to lose that fight.

23:23 I mean, come on, man. He's the new hotness, and that division needs They read off the submission. This is what I think about DC. He's saying all the shit that you're going to say. If you're even talking about retiring, you're fucked with a guy like DC who's going to grind you out. take it. He can fucking take it. was crazy. He obviously didn't His nose absorbs it.

25:54 He's always injured. He just took it. And the thing about feet is you can knock someone the fuck out with a foot, no doubt Maurice Smith. And Maurice Smith him. God damn it's back in the day. and you looked at it and you went oh you can't take those there's no way no one's taking those Do you remember us watching him kick the bag? Well, it was that time.

28:12 to something else he's playing for the Rams No, he's got some sort of executive job, correct? Hashtag Rumble Squad, hashtag had. Yes. Okay. Does it say anything there? What does it say? Just L.A. Rams. Hashtag Rumble Squad. No, you knuckleheads. He can beat everybody else. I don't want to wrestle with dudes anymore. I like to get out of the shit. talks about it that way.

30:22 after you. It's honestly a relief. I want to kick somebody in the face He was smart with his well we're he was What do you think he got paid for those title fights? Well, on the books, he didn't get seven figures. But I think they come back for more than that. Bernard Hopkins with HBO Yeah there's a whole story about him driving a Bentley Forever. Can you Google that?

32:41 Where'd you get your story about the Ross Williams? CNN? And he goes, we're doing this bit, and we're filming it. And I go, all right. I walk out there to the right, park down the street. younger I'd have flipped out but I was like in my car and went, it's just a Yeah, I do. Oh, man. Not a Porsche. And you had a M6 before that. it's comfortable. The Bentley's cool. The best

35:03 two fucks. You know what they gave me as a rental? He had a Bentley. but do you remember like why he didn't want to drive it anymore because he owned a weed shop and No, he was right because he's like, you know, these guys don't want you driving something makes sense. Dude, I'm not driving a Charger. Those fucking Hellcat Chargers I want it so bad It's 850 horsepower.

37:26 getting his dick sucked while he's holding a flag. fucking insane. There's only A little bit further. They keep calling it a production car. I don't want that. It's like a dragster. I don't need that. I don't need a wheelie in my life It's just the biggest fuck you car ever. So, hey, it's only going to be $88,000, but the dealers do the markup to the demand.

39:22 It's a dope car. But then you compare it to that. You can't really make shitty cars anymore. Miles per gallon. Not really. Oh, no. in the u.s the indians would have led in the slaves the indians would have led in the slaves 27 Highway, 20 City. It feels great. even better that was 2015 so you think you got better than that it got a few Hashtag no races.

42:41 Every time. German? The interior on German cars? When you get in that thing. else and then the Acura NSX dad the new ones insane the new NSX is insane two Yeah. Last night? Because it's so ridiculous. How about that? Have you heard it, too? Oh, fucking for sure. They go around the corners and just fucking tailspin it. Like, for a while, Dodge was in shambles.

46:11 Look at you, you're so excited. Look at that fucking thing That's a Oh way more Nothing gets about negative three miles a gallon. so your front end, you get a really good, clear view of the road. Not a fucking problem ever. Ballin' for a long time. Really? Years ago, you had an M6. I had a silver one. A new Super? Those were like the ones. I take back what I said.

49:18 It's hard to tell. sauce and that's colored oh god colors are gross just give people like that viper shit on that You do spray tans. Fascisticated. Like one of them movies where like the dude is like a secret scientist and he lives in I'm out here reading books You're up in the Hollywood Hills, They're like, bro, you got to be more noir. No. Beautiful car.

51:22 make a lot of these because a lot of people don't want red. DeLoreans? Oh! He's not gay? He's one of the greatest Americans of all time. Dude, if you talk anti-Second Amendment, they come with the force. Tom Selleck didn't go on there to talk about guns. We ban all men? who are kind and peaceful pharmaceutical drugs is fucking staggering and then they say correlation does not equal causation

54:44 doing it live on Facebook. But then I saw a cop was like, it actually helps us. I mean, who knows? And they try to make it easier on themselves, especially law enforcement might try to make it easy on themselves and enforce laws. right to keep and bear arms. Yeah. shit on me my girl just broke up with me i'm fucking sick of this man i'm gonna go around

57:30 whatever his co-workers were picking on him? The world, this world sucks, man. Is it herpes? Your brain is all hardwired to, you're stressed out all the time. You're like, ah, this, this sucks, man. What you got, bro? Those are legit. Too much flavor? Like, my coffee, I like it, like, super strong. this place sucks. Bitch ass diner coffee. Get that weak ass lemonade out of my fucking

1:00:11 You have those little capsules? Fucking with a spoon. You out there fucking with a spoon and tap tap tap on the top you make an espresso with a nespresso for someone who drives a tesla like is that like you know the formula to someone who ran with it, Right now, they don't have a full hold. Someone said conspiracy and hemp in one sentence. They're fucking here man

1:01:52 Okay That is out of question I was like Damn. Damn. You know, I was kind of hip to it just because of him. Oh, wait a minute. There was a dude that I used to work with on news radio who was a cameraman who got a 924 and would race it. Yeah, damn, dude, and it they turn the opposite way in parking lots to make it so you can you can pull into spots easier

1:04:35 pad in his house. He did a gig in San like fucking Marine One shit? No, Kevin Hart is. and then i watched you i you know i see at the store at times so i'll watch your sets And I feel like once I settle in on one way, I'll hone that one way. then the the months after the special it's like like some of your materials fucking shaky you working on them but um it was a different mix every night.

1:07:19 Totally. Same bits, but always mixed in and always a different segue. gonna jump on before i'm like who's judd like apatow like oh like, Abital. I'm like, oh, shit. And he walks back. He was super cool. he would write for other people that's just because he's not a performer so you'd rather he said he'd only he'd been doing nothing but stand up for the last two years and he was saying

1:09:50 people say to me because i'm listening to say it and it blows me away but i only retain psychedelic pioneer. So I'd have to listen to that two or three times. Yeah. are you taking he came in a suit was all and just started spitting all like god damn there's a naturopath or something like that was she yeah something like that uh but he's he's been pretty knowledgeable about that kind of stuff for a long time he's a unique dude there's a lot of you know

1:12:09 have you seen those and yeah they literally have to. like, And then you watch, Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah. I think maybe. Show the clip of the parade where they show them, like the soldiers marching in a parade. and then they cut back to the parade on these guys and they use it all the time. No, but this piece was There's something. Right off the border.

1:15:03 We're about to go to war with them, son. And he's designated villain when we need to distract people from this or that. and this is their response. But we're getting all this from the mainstream media. He's going to have test weapons? Everybody is going to cover that. I'm totally with you. Do you see him? Me, too. No. That's what I heard. I'm out. He apologized for Pizzagate.

1:17:57 That's what's going on. Tower It's fucking hysterical There's like a I dare you to fuck with me. find a video where they worship him yeah that's the greatest shit but but listen this what we're and these are all actors. So You come in, they're going to put a show on for you. Let's go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. And this white boy's in on it, too. Everyone's pitching in on it. It's way more likely the odds that you're going to get them to perform like that and drive tanks and keep their mouth shut?

1:20:22 Who's giving them that fucking pro-North Korea crazy mic? tops over. Whatever they're doing that changes What is more likely? Really? the Mayans of a couple days and they just live there. They're all actors. all the lies that we've been told, This is just too convenient. It would be- They have to- But don't say It's like a giant cult that they're actors. It could be anything. I'm just saying

1:23:29 wouldn't know what to do. I mean, you literally have a whole country. Yeah, Libya, apparently, man, I think the globalists like it. a couple months, and then it's going to be gone. You think Ebola was a distraction? people killed 90 90 yeah it's kind of crazy. Do you see the size of that fucking thing? Well, they had to go through- It only killed 90? It had to go through the ground.

1:25:36 It's crazy when you watch the footage. Like, goddamn. Send one of our crazy mass shooters. Does that thing have a parachute? There's a video from the helicopter. It is a crazy little machine. That's what bombs do. Well, you don't believe me? That's how crazy I am. You need to talk to Tim Kennedy. Everybody's rooting for the Triceratops. That's a fucking elephant

1:28:15 They're like, get the fuck up. He's on that acai. What the fuck? Why is he like that Diaz body? That's Vitor Belfort, TRT Glory Day. We're going to destroy that fucking thing. Is that real? I think it's a red kangaroo. Is that a video? There was a lot of fraudulent shit. And you can tell certain time periods from the layers of Earth. Remember, I'm getting all my shit from YouTube.

1:31:00 It's entertaining. you see on TV. not trusting TV. Why don't you have a show Even he doesn't believe in flat earth Like, how dumb do you have to be to think the world is flat? That's got to be some kind of CIA psyop. I thought it was a conspiracy class. Brendan. Look out the door. There you go. Manny, anybody drop you on your head? Cut to. Okay. I so don't believe anything.

1:34:25 Yo, Jamie, pull up those pictures. Always. No, I didn't say that. Wait a minute, Eddie. They fake the moon landings. that looks that good, kind of... I've seen them. Why do you think that's fake? You don't think it's real? So you think there's some gigantic conspiracy involving the Japanese government where they put up a fake picture of the Earth from 22,000 miles up every 10 minutes.

1:36:29 Is there a photo of this flat Earth? They look CGI. Avatar's at the movies. with no science background whatsoever, No, no. Too many lies. they're all working together to I don't know, man. It's really easy. They sat down and said, you know what, we've got to release some fake math when you say something. Exactly. you don't know anything I think you're coming at it with a confirmation bias.

1:39:24 Cool. I'm trying to corner your ideas. When do you think you started losing it? Then how do we know we're right? That's when I started going crazy. That's so funny. before you even start, that they're a conspiracy. That's what I'm saying. And they've been caught lying. It's all government scientists. You think scientists? You think there's these independent scientists? It's all the government. Oh, whoever. Whoever. Just in general. It's all government scientists.

1:41:22 Their name, the globalists. I like finding out- They control science. Of course they do. But just in general, in general, it's history, science, education, energy. have always been about propaganda. We started a war on drugs. Good luck, but I ain't. Look into it. It looks all fake. Yeah, but why think that it does? I've been trying to tell people that forever.

1:44:28 i don't know what to believe that doesn't even make any sense why would it be easier to get it's stationary. Jamie, what were you going to say? Because I'm not in class right now, and I'm not up to date. Look into the Mickelson-Morley experiment. There's a difference between looking into it and watching YouTube videos. Then what? Okay. True science is supposed to recreate it.

1:47:18 Like you just said, go look it up. I'm trying to tell you that. But don't. This is coming off the internet. Eddie, stop doing that. It's part of that. Have some coffee. They're not getting knocked down. That's why we just read this thing that you they're not. They're not. They're not. It's huge. They're not getting knocked down. I don't have any books here.

1:48:47 That's like Eddie's like the economist Which means you haven't really looked into it. You just read some shit that he pulled up off the internet. You didn't understand it. No. That's how the seasons work. You're saying all the shit you would say. I'm having fun with it. Because what we're saying is there are conspiracies. Are you sure? Why don't you look at this?

1:51:00 all these other things that you believe that might Thousands of scientists have looked into it. You don't think I have? Showing you the math that you can do. It's huge. I didn't say that. You don't even get the high resolution. You'd have to jump in a ship and go yourself. So when you see this one, it's like, this is the same one. That's a composite.

1:53:20 what you're seeing is they take a photo, They put them together. Because that's a composite. But this could be easily a real picture. I wasn't far enough away. Tell us what to look at. I'm trying to tell you. I put it in Photoshop. I've never been to space Here's the latest one. Real life didn't look like this that day. It's a little exaggerated. The darks weren't that NASA releases of Earth. Here's the latest one.

1:55:15 That's what that fucking building looks like. It's standing there. you're talking in circles i am they're ridiculous conversations everything is the government the Flat Earth. Are we allowed to play this? And that's a picture of the video. So go to the Goddard webpage, find that guy's page. What do you think is the most interesting in your role here at Goddard?

1:57:26 I rely on engineers and scientists to produce the data. The only reliable imagery of this was from NASA satellites. I don't know, but you could do all that with landline stuff. You don't need to go bounce anything from space You know who pays for satellites? And they go, yeah, okay, we're going to sign it. can watch from the ground? Have you ever instead of put a high altitude plane up there?

1:59:19 When you're at 30,000 feet and you look down, There's things that you can download where you can find the coordinates of each individual planet. where the moon is going to be, where Mars is going going to be and they punch these coordinates into these little computers and they Tell me all that money that was wasted on the space shuttle, and then they just trashed it. They went up I money that was wasted on space shuttle and then they just trashed it.

2:01:28 Everybody wants new things. Improved radial tires. Enriched baby food. These new satellites that they're shooting out into space are way better than the Hubble. They keep doing more why assume that all this technology It's a high altitude plane. Did you know the space shuttle goes up The problem is there's a lot of these things It's the people that make the movies.

2:03:55 anything from that? You gotta prove it to me. I don't give a shit. there's no proof in it moon missions. But that doesn't matter. These are not the same to download their brains 1969 NASA with Warner Von Braun at Nazi. No, I do believe No, they made the Saturn V No, but that's why. Because even though it was different people and then NASA, missions were all bullshit and was fake.

2:06:52 Do you know what he's saying, though? They're so gigantic and so global and the greatest achievement of mankind. He says, yeah, we don't have it. Of that mission, but you can't just lump all, oh, it's all bullshit then. Well, that one makes sense where if they did fake it. and I'm not even saying they did do that Because maybe all those bad people have died and they're old.

2:08:44 He lives out of his mom's basement. It's not like that's there's a lot of people saying it. Okay all those guys I don't have an hour for that. Don't be mad at me for caring, though. I'm not mad at you. You don't care, and that's fine. I'm not going to be mad at you for not caring. Of course not. Don't be mad at me for caring, though. and you know Eddie going, I'm crazy'm crazy because he influences a lot of people.

2:09:58 They don't learn astrophysics. to understand a paragraph, try to figure out exactly what the fuck they're quantifying. Okay. that's not real Better Call Saul Game of Thrones What do you think? With fisheye lens. I do understand perspective. Could be fake. Eddie, would you be open to talking to an actual... If he told you some shit that actually made sense?

2:12:30 And so he comes back, and then he does a hit show called Cosmos that reenacts the Carl Sagan show. But, look, I love you, man. Who cares about that? Dude, you fucking- Come on. Come on, Eddie. You do a lot of shit- I do waste time. That you would consider a waste of time. No, it's heavy. I think it's wasting time. Dude, you fucking. What are you getting out of that?

2:13:24 It's a mind game and it's a body game. you're watching a fake video the guy made about you think it's made nuclear bombs Santos Bonacci is good too. Right. people, man. All those UFO laws of conservation of energy and such in physics there are actual laws that they can be translated It always happens. Okay. And it's not double lotus. It's full lotus. It's not a law though, right?

2:16:34 Or maybe there's actually the Urban Dictionary has a definition for the law of perspective. high level, you can consider Gravity is a theory. You guys have a theory of 9.82 meters per second. That's a law of gravity. Gravity is a theory. Because it's heavier than... It's lighter than the oxygen. If you do float in space... If we got into space, you're correct. If you believe that, but we would float in space just like gas. If you do float in space.

2:18:00 Saw that. And then I see it landing. we don't call them definitions So that math then, that formulaic equation, and they're trying to say it in a fancier way because they really didn't go to school for this on the fucking earth he figured it all now. I had him on my podcast. Well, he's not NASA. That's one event. There's no photos. Not one? There's no photos of the Earth being flat.

2:20:38 That CGI artist was never proved. The video you told me to play wasn't him talking. It is Photoshop. You just got to find the video. Earth from space, he's talking about to do it in, you know, like, product. Is it admitted? Eddie, NASA does have one. You said that you didn't... Go ahead. Throw some pictures up. I deleted it. I'll get it right back. Okay. You guys I just pulled up is up right now. There's pictures from today that discover one. You said that you didn't.

2:22:29 But why disbelieve? I don't know. I see the fake ones. So they're all fakes. I don't believe it. I'm fucking better than ever, dude. What's the big deal? Somebody figured it out. There's this force. We know that for sure. Let me just finish. over the North Pole. So you don't believe that, Eddie? will be the North Star. How do you know about this. but it's not okay

2:25:59 when you guys look at it, That doesn't make any sense. You didn't say- It's all government science. And we know the Polaris is right over the North Pole spent going over astronomy? Is that not true? North Pole? Yes or no? And do It doesn't move. There's a lot of things that change. Yes. Polaris would still be in the same spot. is over a few hours, Eddie.

2:29:13 find one of Polaris. Why? Where's Polaris? The Earth in the sky is up there. Look, right there, there's Polaris. No, you're talking about something that happens very quickly. You can test it yourself Eddie if you just point a camera in the same spot out of your window for like three months straight They are rotating around Polaris. Why would they lie about the Earth spinning when it's really the universe spinning? Are they not stars? They're trying to control us.

2:31:10 I haven't showed, no. I don't want you to make fun of me. You want to hear some crazy shit? I want to end on crazy. No, drop it and then cut it. Unless you want to hear it now. It's too crazy. I left this one to you guys. The hustle by Eddie Let's end on that