Joe Rogan Experience #982 — Honey Honey Transcript

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0:00 rosé because then we won't get shit-faced. No, I told Joe and also it occurred to me It's just in one of those barrels. Like a fucking shotgun? you hear it and you just go, yeah it's all live wow that's so sweet called When I used to work with Phil Hartman, he told me a story about when he was at the Whiskey. He said it was fucking incredible. He died in 1970.

2:28 So whatever that was, those 20 years before that, Yeah, right? Yeah, they were evil. Right. there's this eruption out of that and it's led zeppelin yeah and it's the who and it's hendrix sounds like that you'll get sued right and every at this point like i mean i don't rip off songs It might be. I mean, they had publishing on their actual song, right?

5:12 I mean, it's almost like it's not hurting the original song. honest i mean obviously you need to get paid and make a living but inspirationally speaking The music business in particular, or I shouldn't say the music business because i never really say the comedy business i would say the comedy world because But I mean musicians. Like Dane Cook probably made a ton of money.

6:57 No, he must have had a deal with the record company unless he released it himself. platinum yeah see that's a that's that's a that's huge sales 1,215,000 and 1,200,000 or 264,000 Look, he's right there, number one. Wow, that's crazy. That's huge. That's giant Hook that shit up, man. It's crazy. Both. well we get on each other's nerves we definitely act like shitheads and then we have these moments

10:05 There's this balancing act. Sometimes you don't do that. But you, you know, if you just fight that and keep fighting that, you're going to be Learn how to say you're sorry. It's like, okay, now I'm'm gonna piss now you're gonna piss now slamming the guy with a CNN head. is shit posting on Twitter. It really mad at me and he said I was stealing jokes but if I had known it was his I

13:11 Oh, agreed. I feel like, there it is. What was that? Isn't there a lot of shaming with the meme stuff, though, now? that fat Jewish guy, he just sort of writes the person who created his name in the comment. I'm like, I don't know who the fuck came up with it. I have no idea. Well, when you make it, can you put your... How dare you Can you put your stamp

15:24 But if you If you Ben had a Instagram page and you started putting up I think I don't, I guess I just let it, I'd struggle with that. Mmm. That's a tough one be an issue He said, memes are the cancer of our culture's imagination. fuck that's really funny damn but then he went on and I knew exactly what it means. And I was like, fuck, that's really funny. Damn. But then he went on

16:59 We had some friends jumping in No! You might as well have a cigarette holder I like jazz. You know that guy. I forgot about that. Oh, my God. and then men will see your good works and glorify God Jehovah. He gave it all to you. And Freddie Mercury. if that means anything to anybody. He doesn't give a fuck. Literally, you're just like, oh, there's his dick.

20:05 It's a transparent material. See what happens. Like, what is he- So you're looking at his dick, like, as if he was wearing, like, tight underwear. What about, like, What about stuff like that? Yeah. tucked up on the side of his leg? let alone the voice of an angel. Look at the one in the white there Isn't that the thing that you hang one way? Well, I'm asking.

22:18 Let's talk about it. Yeah. Allegedly. What is it? Oh, so in that one you actually see his We don't really know each other that well. Sorry, Mom. It's okay. You're always looking at your phone. We're very excited to be here. no but you're talking about like devices and stuff i couldn't help myself no i love you but I get a lot of really interesting articles off of social media and really interesting

26:10 careers like it's crucial to like your thing is built on social media yes it's crazy the thing Yeah, you've got to. when I'm not communicating with the social media world or texting, whatever, trying to figure this out and there's this dude you just see people paying That's the only way to where real value comes from right that's the only way that it's

28:38 started yeah before that there were no apps okay so if there's no apps there's no twitter there's It was a thing, Joe. Ten years. It was a thing. And you think it sounds stupid, but you play your first game and you're just laughing. Can you play this online? You got to... I just don't think people are used to the idea of being alone anymore without these devices.

30:28 That's not true. But I know that vagina surgeries, like aesthetic vagina surgeries, are on the rise. Vagina surgery, it's like that fart puzzle. No, scroll back down so you see. Dicks are weird. I don't fucking know what I'm talking about. How do you know, like, this... Sure. Sure. totally fucked up so why would a kid care about the appearance of their vagina you know what i

33:13 I was like, holy shit, that's what that is. in 2017. They're just slicing baby dicks? No, it's about Okay. But I feel self-aware. is it worth thousands of dollars like how much do they get they get paid by the ads that are on You're like, you know, who's writing this? because i want to use my time and energy wisely and and not waste it on things like that

36:18 It's, there's in Glendale in California, in Los Angeles. They're delicious. And a lot of people are going to die because of obesity because you're addicted to sucking down these things. this border they have better ketchup well they have better coca-cola in mexico they do use cane of different drugs that get passed. Yeah, that makes sense. And that's why I got my weed license.

39:05 They get your eyes fucked? I can't do anything. But it's. they're great but apparently some people take cbds and they experience some sort of a psychoactive So I think a lot of the companies and you see some of them like come in and come out a 25 milligram jolly rancher because it was a hard candy. You don't just bite it in half. And my friends were like, you took the whole thing?

41:42 And then I found Ben. You get your 25 milligrams. People do like to brag about how much they can take, me included. Joey will take these Chibichus, and he'll take the ones that have 500 milligrams. Everybody lives. you're not used to it yeah i felt more high on edibles than i have like taking mushrooms When you process it with your liver. How about that?

44:23 It was just like you exhaled and then you just take off. Yeah. If you took one hit. No, I took. It sounds like you took a small dose. If you took one hit. For most people, that's what they say. or did you have them open? No, I could, Were you worried about freaking out and trying to fly? Young man on acid. He goes, we just lost a Still here. He goes, if you thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? He goes, we just lost a moron.

46:42 You know, I don't like to say that the news is fake because it's not fake. But it could be. Oh, yeah? And I was talking to my grandfather. Did you guys spend a lot of time together when he was alive? for a long time. and it was just a super dark time. But how old were you? Oh, 24, somewhere around Like I was talking to a really good friend of mine who's going through a divorce and

49:40 grandfather like does that to you is that like a real experience of him being It just digs those grooves deep. or killed him and then killed herself it was like a picnic it was like there was a lawn and it was like it was like a bunch of people And he fell backwards in his chair, like laughing, but again what is that is that an ego trip is that your imagination no i believe in that stuff i'm

52:35 that's less real than the idea of this spirit re-embodying um you know uh i don't know some you can't see but you can feel and maybe maybe you can see them i've we've seen a ghost one can i doesn't doesn't in in the eyes of science it doesn't seem to make sense right it you take psychedelic drugs but but God damn it feels similar. that sees you in a way

54:41 Sometimes I think it's real. Like, your old time on Earth is just time, right? Is that you finding some portal to another dimension? Like, the words don't work. pathway and trend in music where people are constantly redefining the language of it and you know there's a kind of a mainstream um openness to that or there isn't but the idea i mean you guys are the musicians but i always felt like what music sort of is is almost like a

57:55 profound like the night I was born and that's part of blues music and that's part of african music that's part of all this stuff There's one version Mm-hmm. and played with you guys which was fucking amazing. Did he have pedals with him or did he just like one of his riffs. Yeah. So then you kind of have this, like, at least for music, I'll speak for myself.

1:00:42 Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. What did you do, Joe Rogan? You're like, sing me a song. It's a funny feeling. I feel like the need to like, even connect with the twats sometimes and just say, hey, Swear to God. That's weird. And DJs on radio stations nowadays, they're not even really DJs anymore. the nation that are still public radio. Whoa. They can't do that.

1:03:22 And they ask people to fill out the books. radio book. They were calling people, like potential listeners, kind of like a Nielsen vibe, a little. They don't have to call in they just have to listen and that is monitored through to playlist. It blew my mind. Isn't that crazy to own your own shit? oh no we're gonna lose them here we go here we go ben's gonna be all smiles play cool

1:06:13 But I also love you and want you to be happy. No. It depends on the deal. Was he explaining it? You feel dirty for watching that. I was like, I should not be doing this. perfect. there's this like total disillusionment of oh no it was more survival i think but then the 60s are what that meant to people i think it was it it kind of went back to a little more of this like pristine version

1:09:49 And you just got this massive drop off in the creativity of music in the 80s. They needed that reality and that like expression of what we need now. You can't really say that. And I think real inspiration has, fit everybody into these little packages well that's like the pronouns of um oh god uh your now. If you really want to test a man, give him success.

1:13:13 white house without one like really gross misstep socially right yeah you didn't have one well you What kind of drones are used? What's the big name for the drone? It's one of the things that he said. And it was like, come on, man. Oh, Predator drones. I have two words for you. A lot. A lot. it's not like close. as being a tough fucking job. I'm imagining it right now.

1:15:51 you'll never see it coming. Ha ha ha. at some kids who want to fuck your pretty daughters. person does that make sense yeah but i i think this is what we were talking about earlier of There's too much information. It's focusing people on politics in a way it never has before. runners in these elections whereas it costs 40 to 60 000 a day to run for congress

1:19:30 advertisement, promotion, And people have platforms in the world. where people were coming to see him, soapbox and scream out to a large group of people those those rules still apply You're totally right. take a message from a fucking horse you're asking them to behave as citizens is what you're asking right and you're asking them to stop us. And just because they're in positions of power, they're not different.

1:22:23 He did have a shirt on. There would have been ways to just crush that, and there still are. You're talking to millions of people. that someone talks about, that people can make or podcasts that people can make or whatever the fuck it is blogs that people It's like, wow. And we ended up, we were looking at SUVs, And we had a lot of touring in front of us.

1:25:53 And the former owner registration fell out. Yeah, you drop down into this tunnel Yeah, it drops you down. Drops your car. Yeah, it drops you down. But there's a video of it, like the idea of it, the animated version of it. So watch this. I'm a fan of this. Joe, I'm so scared. We should be flying, Elon! You don't want to bump, dude. Hold on. And I'm going to shut you down and run you off this cliff.

1:29:06 You know that journalist, who wrote a story in the Rolling Stones they tried to say that he committed suicide and some people believe he did commit suicide Boy, people that are experts that weigh in on conspiracy car crash evidence, they're Article about this general and it made the general retire and I know that guy got a shit-ton of death threats

1:31:48 You link up to the internet that's on the actual car itself. alive without surrendering personal freedom like boom boom but like we can't about some things you heard him say that gets him fired Like you can't enmesh the way that all these things, technology, blah, blah, blah, is developing. The Rolling Stone profile of Stanley McChrystal that changed history. That's

1:34:19 who the fuck knows? But boy Movie based on Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings. It's a Netflix movie? and like this weekend, I had this 25 minutes in. Harry Potter. and politics. There's politics in the wizarding world and our fucking weird world and politics. No, the ride. So then, so it's not decided who's driving. We're going to be fine. Yeah, like you kind of would be if you were in a broom.

1:37:01 Just so excited about Harry Potter? I didn't read Harry Potter and Ben really encouraged me this past year. it's amazing. Like I can't, I can't tell you how But you don't have to. I won't. I won't. But it's amazing. But I'm also very light. The Order of the Phoenix which is very political And just, it's all part of the same story right? Suze. Boom.

1:39:26 Oh I can't How did I know Nope, it's over. I'm starting to like it better now somebody gave you Oh Oh the National what happened it's outside what what No, I didn't do anything. You want to hear some music? Is that it, Ben? inside of i feel like i want ben here so i don't book this up but um there's a resonator inside But it has a specific tone to it

1:42:27 Yeah. is and I really hope that you can help me. does this thing make than a regular guitar? Because. But you can kind of hear it maybe. Cigar. He probably didn't have it resonated though No, he's dead. 2001. He was just acoustic. that's like a real blues thing. together on stage. Nerd. now it's the other And she had to check her phone for the lyrics

1:46:50 But I, you know, whatever. were cunts and you're focusing on the wrong away. You can't control it. You definitely And unless you're like a really shitty person, Agreed. And it was like midnight in downtown LA in some weird ass bar. Batman's pretty unhappy, Joe. validation. Yeah he's got one old British dude. One old friend. And funny. He just needs more friends. Yep. Like, if I was Batman, I feel like I could tell you and you wouldn't tell anybody.

1:48:59 It was a professor in the comic book. that came down to Earth Joe's purring right now. It was a really fun night. Yeah, that was amazing. Oh, yeah. One day. everywhere you go you can't interact with people it depends i just we just both saw roger waters last or two weeks ago and it was you know it's like it's a very attractive position to try to attain it's almost like you just run a

1:51:54 michael jackson i think some people have an idea of the art and they're also exploited within that In order to make the decision to be a giant, like Michael Jackson. We were talking about Jackson 5 earlier. and it was like a really fucked up dynamic. They're just like, let him sing, let him sing, let him sing. and all the different projects that he was involved in.

1:54:04 what he did in the public eye like thriller and beat It was really weird because what he did in the public eye, Oh, yeah. And it's like, what in the fuck is this guy doing? house up in Los Olivos and they went they toured his dance studio and he had it's one of those songs that people forgot and you can play it i don't know we could play it Listen to this.

1:56:35 That dick's just out. Who? We're getting trouble Do you hear that? Should we go intervene, guys? Baby Driver last night. Baby Driver, yeah, Same laugh. What's going on, young Jeremy? Yeah, but what happens? Just a bunch of shit. But I don't know if it'll stop. There's probably not a lot of people working today. What are you doing tomorrow? Oh my god. Damn. How did you get, you just

2:00:30 In Lanai, they don't have any predators. Come on. they go 245 feet a second Oh my god. I mean, you know how fast We got issues, folks. I mean, I've had a few drinks at this point. Some jams. Don't date in New York. It's called famous tiger pelt. A real one? Real one. Don't they in New York? Any place can be an S&M place. But they had this thing on the wall, which was insane.

2:03:17 over the past 200 years, It really is true. No, no, no. You might really get into cantaloupes after a while. Yeah, it's a diver. It's like a oh my god you fuck my fucking worst nightmare yeah this one to the boat again, got the next guy, I wouldn't lie to you about something so important. Tigers roaming the streets of Silver Lake. I should have brought the pamphlet in.

2:05:46 I know. He just jacks deer. They have a photo of him with the A random photo. That's a big cat. What do you think he can lift? That guy. Yeah, he eats a lot of edibles. This cat's been captured like four times. Is that his name? That's what they call him? He's definitely running the show. He's like king shit. He's definitely king shit if you're a jog does. He's not running free. He's running the show. He's definitely running the show.

2:07:59 When you're doing your running. By a bear? Did you hear about that kid, 11-year-old kid that saved a fishing party yesterday? What a grizzly is is a coastal brown bear and what a coastal bear is called is a brown Where does it say it was? The kid lives in Hoonah, Alaska. I think that's... I've been there a few times for fishing. Let's do it. We're having a cookout just an hour from now.

2:10:23 Yeah, you gotta wear the stuff. The Rivets. Go back to that thing? I just made that part up. Look at that. It goes in your shoe. Is that bothering you, Ben Jackson? I did. Thermosel makes... a Thermosel commercial. Guys, we have it pretty easy Hoonah, Alaska, charging a grizzly bear. It was a pretty good life. Oh, stop it. Wrongly so they get arrested for having sex with these young boys. I think it's just let it go, but once these women do

2:13:52 Trust us, right? She teaches you art and crafts. where do we go They had to get a divorce because he's going into the weed business. Substitute teacher 24 accused of sex in two counties with her 17 year old student. Okay. It's only seven years difference folks, okay first of all. You get three tries. So that was Look, I've been playing this game my whole life.

2:15:42 Second thing is my dad is crazy fucking old. Okay, you're actually spot on. take a shot in the dark if it was your first guess That's incredible Nobody has ever done it You get a bunch of information first, then they take a guess. That seems like I would be psychic. Tell this guy to tell you some shit that you don't know. energy tell me something that I was like, wait, what the

2:18:25 Did you give them any answers to other questions before that? Without your interpretation, yes. Experimenting. We sat down with them. We had two guys try to do it. Maybe. and you do what you do with that. How does she know? no, I'm telling you, the place was there. where did the fortune teller shot go are you making fun of me but i know i want to believe

2:21:30 Joseph. You can't put it on the scale and it only exists in these brief moments and it comes and it goes you'll never be able I mean, that's the same argument for religion. Does it have to do all those things? Tell me I'm wrong. to my own experiences and things that um i absolutely question with with so much thought We've had this argument. And this is where we can all talk about this.

2:25:25 that's undeniable. What's my jam? It's an organization that promises, promotes rather the theories of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. And his, you know, all of L. Ron Hubbard's stuff, a lot of it came from other psychology textures and lectures, rather, and texts and books and stuff. What are you saying? I don didn't believe in psychics. I know. What are you saying?

2:26:43 I think there's things that happen that I'm not exactly convinced are love to dismiss things like feeling each other out that don't necessarily fit on a scale they're not quantifiable but they're You know, that's something that's part of the development of this stuff and that basically this I'm just getting into it but this article is just talking combination of the movie and the music yes it's not just the music. There's a visual. But sometimes not. Like, sometimes just the music.

2:28:58 How come you're not as tired when you're listening to. Because you're having an emotional response. rock music, they'd be like, what the fuck? Exactly. if that's what you're saying in a while Come on. Oh, my God. Well, it was in the middle of a bit. That was really fun No it was December 21st We were going to do let's fucking promise Let's have a fucking

2:31:26 It was fun for us, too. for 9-11, but having him on the first It was like probably at 16 now. And then when it came back up, podcasts that got way less downloads than Alex's It's like the number one podcast we did by a mile, and I've had the number one podcast before It's like the number one podcast episode that was more than five million downloads more than any other podcast

2:33:09 Can't stoke the fire of Alex Jones. NBC is thought of as CNBC, which is thought of as fake news by these right-wing Trumpans. Jones, or this interview rather with Alex Jones. keep plummeting. Shave them. just waiting somebody's gotta be like that Is that what it's called? What the fuck were they doing? That's the future Who's that? He's like the Canadian

2:35:27 Oh, well, that makes him You might want to have him on. And you don't want people to know? that you know about the aliens. But it's on RT. No, that's just a picture of it. I've watched them. Because I know that they are. they investigated for three years and they decided that with absolute and it affects not just us but other people in the cosmos, I've done in the last eight years,

2:38:51 by witnesses this that doesn't mean anything there's no real video there's no real photographs Well, this is one video. You might have, you might not have. people that were experts. I have seen, oh, Like more than one person had confirmed it. My people. How'd I do? You've got to be, you know, if someone starts talking that they know something and they...

2:41:06 Let me play devil's advocate. Of course. guys. They all have stories and no one has That's all. and you're talking about these things, how much time you spend thinking and talking about them, I mean, this dude's obviously Like I've seen some Paul Hellyer videos I just don't know. Sure. Like what we know or what we don't know. If he wants to talk About his own personal experience. That's one thing, but when you start talking about stories that you heard like okay

2:44:06 like i don't know it's that's very important for people to know absolutely absolutely a lot of And then you get dramatic and emotional and try to sell it. don't know which one that is. You can't sing it, unfortunately. Come on. 520. Yeah, we're Whatever. My record comes out August 11th. Yes. You want to come to my release on August 10th in LA? Yes. Shut up! Yes. What, Joe? This is like an omen. Yes.

2:46:34 I got to get my shit together. Listen, man. It's hard. I just need my music, man. I couldn't possibly. Okay. Here we go. Like a Reno rock peace Yeah, I know. I know. such a good sound together. It doesn't make a difference. August 11th. I don't even know how that's possible. What is it on your phone? What is it called? Is this okay, like, sonically?

2:51:27 Wait, should I get my pick or should I go fingers? There might be one. He makes me toss and says, hold on, child When he kissed my mouth And the way he did, I loved it from the start All I need is a hug, yeah, he's my way out. My pleasure Perfect What do you want to do? episode of this half-hour comedy. What is it about? I love that guy. I like that guy.

2:57:27 Oh, shit. Oh, love him so much. It never went anywhere. The guest book premieres August 3rd, and it's on TBS? fourth record when we're ready to make it. That song was fucking great. Oh, that's right, because they didn't want to. that that thing where like we had to fight for it and it's a great song and it's not going anywhere They played it here. People downloaded it.

3:00:02 No, you can play it anytime you want. they played here I love that song those motherfuckers we didn't want someone else to be like yeah we own this well i'm glad you didn't but i can't imagine how you guys It's on another computer. Ben, I think I've got it in my iTunes. You got an aux? No no it's one of those No. Yeah. It's difficult. It's good. I mean,

3:02:45 That's giant. Very big. out foot you, right? Those are fun. But why? I'm just kidding. They're great. How does your body feel? It's hard because A little double penetration on Rocky Hills. Do you love Under Armour? Well, they're also one of the very few big companies that support hunting. Are you ready to expand? Stage wear. You definitely have to be going a little hip-hop with it.

3:05:12 Let's throw down. Oh, here we go. Hold on, kill it I had to stop it. i don't know lots of different things so there's no other way to get it? I... Don't you guys have a way Where can I go about hearing that? before we got on the podcast Yeah. It's fucking great. You guys can figure out We're just gonna play this song, then we're gonna barbecue. They put me in a diaper and they connect wires to the diaper and they fly me through the

3:08:17 Fuck yeah. Someone needs to go to the UFC. What do you mean? I've never heard of such a thing. If you can... Don't do it to them. And he put, like, tattoos all over his dick and, like, bolts and shit. Okay, I'm gonna send you a dick pic. What do we got? It's a dick on a pick, folks. I've seen a lot of them. It didn't. Okay, let's do that one. I'll show you.

3:11:17 feeling like. Hey, I'm just going to say that that's great. I've got a couple of those. working anymore? Yeah. Yeah, that one doesn't work, but that You want it? Did that email go to things? Come soon. Cutting it down to size Yeah, I'm feeling bad for how you do Who's coming around for you?