Joe Rogan Experience #997 — Pauly Shore Transcript

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0:00 boom and we're live dude you survived what's up buddy all right you survived the joey diaz And I'm like, awesome. And he's like, Like, I didn't, you know what I mean? Okay. So you probably had half of that, which is like 250, which is fucking insane. So that's why it hits you like that. I mean, i could have like like i couldn't speak did you ever release the podcast? I don't know I think he did the audio

3:18 yeah those They go down a hole. it's just like drinking is normal you know you walk by the bar the comedy store you see a bunch Stephen Miller, yeah. But Melissa McCarthy Yeah. And I interviewed all. It's scary. Yeah. And that's what they're saying now. Did you talk to him when he went over there? They just fucking get drunk. You know what I mean? I think. That's just my opinion.

7:28 because the Kim Jong-un kid what's the word? yeah he's pretty young ready to die well if you lived in a shithole like north korea where every day you're under the shit. There probably is a way to chill everything out. But you know But why are we going to bomb them? Super psyched Conflate the two of them He's a guy who was on my podcast. well no president has been able to deal with it so no yeah and probably won't be

11:09 out sounds fun we don't realize how lucky we are you know to live in america we do it's one of the I think everyone should maybe go to prison for like a month just to like I am. Yeah. So I'm doing it the comedy store for the Innocence Project. Are you familiar with them? Yeah, I am. It's August 27th. when they get out of the jail they don't have anything yeah and they're not given anything

13:16 But the fruit person at the end of the bar is pretty cool. sorry yeah he'll pull that guy across the border bring him back yeah so So how did you, what was the thought process behind doing the impression of this dude? And it's caught on. Yeah, you just do these things and certain things catch on, no yeah he's um um but yeah no it was cool it was uh i i've done stuff with them before i actually

14:51 you know, you know, I just did it. Wiener, I think Wiener's a comic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if everybody that I know did that to you. I think that guy should have been a comic. Obviously. I think the more fucked up things that people find out about the politicians, Because Trump got elected a month after that grab them by the pussy i was doing spring break for mtv when was it it was like 89 90 91 92 and it was you know obviously

18:16 were the biggest thing in the world, all the girls. and then I saw him probably about a a couple times at the playboy mansion OJ will be out, too. in there and um but it was but so you know and i was actually talking to kellyanne conway about um once she got once they got in and i started to see all that stuff that was going on, Yeah, that gets in vagina.

20:44 Yeah, we're just playing. It's not real. sitting in a tarmac somewhere. There is no way he's getting vagina. Clinton kind of fucked it up for everybody. Like, she did some article about her where she said the shame sticks to you like tar. is he a good guy to talk to But he said, well, if you were president, da, da, da, da. It was just that, you know.

23:18 I don't want to work on this show. They're grown people. That's hilarious. I don't know. It's just like, Yeah, you could do a whole bunch of things with him, right? Right. the press room, You know what I mean? No. I was by it. that stupid fucking thing, It's just weird But how many people have lived in that fucking house? this is the place that Bill Clinton got blown.

26:32 And you've been there. Hey, as far as your stand-up and stuff, like, you know, obviously, you know, we're peers. About five years ago? Then I was selling out places like the Belco in Denver, which is like 5,000. Wow. oh, i get it but you're you're in you're playing bigger things yeah what does that feel like to I wouldn't say it's better Because I've played big places, and I've also played clubs,

29:17 like so exhausted from editing and i edit and edit all day long what are you editing And then from there, I did the documentary, but I don't kill anyone obviously characters ever You know, I was four. I wasn't, you know, I don't remember. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like instead of just like a club owner you know she was creative you know Like, there's no Mitzi Shore.

32:08 I think it's our responsibility was. That's who she was. It was a camp. And then she would say, this stunk. what i mean the abortion thing didn't really exist i mean it did i'm sure but he didn't never wanted back then? Because it wasn't really comedy clubs But the store, was it 72? The improv in New York. Yeah. let's call it the Sammy Shore room. right and then rudy's like that's

36:02 give out like um like little um peppermints and stuff you know to the guests that little area right there. And she used to give out like, um, like little, And then my dad just gave her the club, He never got a piece of the comic store. Period. Did Kennison really babysit you? He was awesome. that came on the scene. i was 14 wow because he was like the doorman there.

38:42 Oh, wow. And they would work out there. comedy and i was like wow that's so weird like people they don't even think about it you see kids the 25 and younger they don't know that i started mtv they don't know all the films they don't know they think sandler they think all these other guys yeah they don't and I was in my 20s you were as old It was the best.

41:02 Was it weird? Because it was really amazing. Life things, you know, or like, I'm going to be 50 next year. Because I don't feel like it. I wouldn't say it's sad. And I think the bigger you are and the faster you make it, the harder you fall. and agents were like um we don't know you know you have to cut all your hair off and all that And Jury Duty didn't do so good.

44:05 managers and stuff at the time but i didn't come at it like fuck you i came at it like i want to And everywhere I go, people say, why aren't you starring in films? because you think about it like it's a business yeah Yeah, exactly. Really? but I've done some other acting doing this is fun but um Yeah. One of the things that was appealing about Fear Factor

47:12 you know and I'm like What's it called when there's over a hundred episodes? But he went over 100 episodes. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be cool. I mean, you know. It's fucking sick. Lenny Schultz did it. original Gallagher yeah in a lot of ways he was he was one of the original guys he used to do the Lenny Schultz diet And he would say, there's a lot of diets out there and people don't eat the food they're supposed to eat.

51:19 He goes, if you want to lose some weight in your elbow, have the motherfucking grapefruits. I mean, imagine if you had to bring a case of stuff around uh you know He would hold up a bear, the fucking Smokey the Bear. But he was so funny. Wow. you know, Usually you would do a Tonight Show, you'd do like seven minutes, and then you would Yeah. You know who else did it?

54:17 yeah he was a fucking gene i still to this day think that he's one of the most underrated That was kind of my experience with him. actually did the mask with jim carrey he was in that movie he was great yeah it just didn't get Because it's 2007, but he does this thing about the difference between people on the left and people on the right and people in the middle.

56:30 Everything there was to get out of that bit and then he would move on to another subject and by the time he did you How do you get someone to experience that magic of, like, a perfect club set in, you know, He had plastic surgery and there's a bunch of shit going on. Yeah. It's like you hear a huge roar. That's why my Comedy Central special from 2014,

58:10 At what point as a stand-up did you feel that you got really funny? require what you it requires like rigorous attention and detail and you have to be paying But as a kid, as a kid growing up, tell me about your parents. Yeah. No, no. Nobody thought it was funny. everybody laugh like when we'd be on a bus to go to a tournament to fight for real do you talk

1:00:34 So you were on the bus. No. part of my life like karate chop shit like fucking taekwondo tournaments yeah that's insane yeah and That's what I'm saying. After I watched the UFC stuff, and I watch you out there, Oh shit. you know, And this was a way out. You're with your friends. And I was like, look, I make you laugh who were competing on a national level, traveling all around country like they were very intense people so you could say fucked

1:04:20 know people would think it's disrespectful but a lot of it is like Because you watch them and you go, well, this guy's fucking terrible. Man, isn't it crazy to think back? It keeps going after we're a family now yeah how many and then Ben Shapiro because at the bottom line Yeah, way late. You got to find a gal. I should get Whitney Cummings pregnant.

1:06:59 To be clear, I wouldn't want to decide for her. But why would you want to get married to a comedian? a life that's very... I mean, you know what Ari just did? He went all over the place. recognized him like hey there's pros and I wouldn't want to's pros and that I wouldn't want to, to just go someplace for a couple of weeks is cool. parties are bullshit but it's like It's like, look at me.

1:08:55 And then when it was over, his fucking family members and his friends got up and told stories Your show has been on the air. have their kids on these reality shows i'm, you're not even letting that kid choose. like that but at least you were a grown up yeah i understand you know when you see people that Yeah. people from walking dead but then there was like rob schneider was in a booth you know what i mean

1:11:51 I mean, he's like 45 or something like that, isn't he? Spotted with a breathing aid. Wow. where's he at serious drug issues I mean yeah the demise like hey Yeah, lease it out. I like it. There's none of that stuff. It reminds me of the East Village in New York. You know, I love the old buildings. build a boutique hotel they're going to build a high rise what do you think about the store in

1:15:37 Dude. or Tuesday night, in front of 90 people, I like to do the Ice House. And, like, these clubs around here are so critical. Mm-hmm. My pleasure. Yeah. Oh yeah. we sold the house and we were, I was cleaning it out. You know, that's one of the things in The Doheny house from my mom. It was just. You know what I mean? It was like the comedy channel.

1:19:47 That doesn't work for me, bro. He is hilarious. they're killing but for some reason it just doesn't feel like I felt when I was And so now you've seen so much since then. Like that type of shit. And, you know, probably one of the most influential stand-up comedians ever Yeah, nobody can sustain that, especially, I mean, did you ever read his brother's book, Brother Sam?

1:22:16 Yeah. He was a fucking genius. And I'll be coming out with some documentary stuff. I'll see you at the store.