Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer & Ari Shaffir

Date: 2019-06-04 | Duration: 3h 1m

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan hosts Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer to debate what their 2019 Sober October challenge should be. The discussion quickly devolves into mushroom-fueled chaos as they struggle to agree on anything beyond basic sobriety requirements. Ari proposes hip-hop dance classes with choreographed performances judged at month's end, arguing it's something none of them excel at and would force real work. Tom points out the fatal flaw—subjective judging leaves outcomes in strangers' hands, violating the cardinal rule of competition. Bert keeps deflecting to past achievements, particularly his "tour bus champ" status, while the others remind him he came in dead last in the previous year's fitness challenge. The group eventually gravitates toward a running challenge—total miles logged in October via GPS tracking. Rogan immediately declares he'll open with 30 miles on day one and run a marathon daily, triggering anxiety in Bert, who admits he can barely run a block. Tom warns about his Europe tour creating handicaps, while Ari stays characteristically unbothered. They also discuss eliminating all social media and phone usage for the month, with Ari checking everyone's screen time to reveal their addictions. The episode ends with no final decision, just drunken agreement that whoever finishes last needs real consequences this time—Bert's previous defeats went unpunished, and they're determined to change that.

About Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir is a comedian and podcaster best known for hosting "Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank," a long-running podcast where he explores unconventional topics ranging from drug policy reform to corporate ethics. He recently completed a seven-month extended travel through South America, during which he developed his storytelling special "The End" and continued producing content remotely from exotic locations. Shaffir is known for his willingness to tackle controversial subjects and his independence from traditional media gatekeeping, having previously hosted "This Is Not Happening" on Comedy Central.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

About Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a renowned stand-up comedian, writer, and podcast host, celebrated for his sharp observational humor and relatable storytelling. With several successful Netflix specials, including "Ball Hog" and "Take It Down," he has captivated audiences worldwide and earned critical acclaim for his unique comedic style. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom's House" alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, Segura delves into the absurdities of everyday life, often featuring hilarious guest appearances from fellow comedians like Bert Kreischer and Joey "CoCo" Diaz. Known for his laid-back demeanor and quick wit, Segura continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, making him a must-listen guest on platforms like the Joe Rogan Experience.

Key Moments

– Sober October Planning
– Morning Television Appearances
– Tom Green's Early Podcasting
– Howard Stern and Sirius XM
– Times Square Transformation
– New York City Crime History
– Pool Hustling in 1990s New York
– Travel Scams and Pickpocketing
– Cocaine Culture
– Social Media Addiction
– Screen Time Usage
– Milo Yiannopoulos Controversy
– Creek and Cave Comedy Venue
– Chinese Tourist Behavior
– Bell's Palsy in Comedians
– Lyme Disease and Morgellons
– Plastic Pollution
0:00:00 – Introduction and Butcher Box Ad
0:06:31 – Sober October Crew Arrives
0:07:37 – Reflecting on Last Year's Brutal Challenge
0:09:37 – Career Growth and Theater Transitions
0:11:37 – Tom Green's Pioneering Podcast Influence
0:14:30 – Bert's Travel Channel Career Dilemma
0:17:30 – Morning Television Show Pranks
0:22:30 – Tom Green's Career Peak
0:24:30 – Opie and Anthony's Influence
0:25:30 – Howard Stern's Sirius XM Lawsuit
0:28:30 – Times Square's Transformation Discussion
0:30:30 – 1990s New York Pool Hall Culture
0:33:29 – Cab Driver Scam in New York
0:38:29 – Woodstock Food-for-Sex Story
0:41:29 – Proposing No Coffee Challenge
0:44:29 – Debating Running Miles Challenge
0:47:30 – Ari Proposes Hip-Hop Dance Challenge
0:52:10 – Rejecting Subjective Dance Judging
0:58:17 – Tom's Europe Tour Complicates October
1:03:09 – Screen Time Usage Revealed
1:09:07 – Milo Yiannopoulos Creek and Cave Controversy
1:19:45 – Milo's Sexual Abuse Comments Discussion
1:21:45 – Creek and Cave as Comedy Incubator
1:23:45 – Chinese Tourists Worst in World
1:31:33 – Lyme Disease and Morgellons Explanation
1:34:58 – Bell's Palsy Fear Discussion
1:38:17 – Sea Turtle Straw Removal Video

Transcript Excerpt

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