Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer & Ari Shaffir

Date: 2019-12-24 | Duration: 3h 24m

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir dive into a lively recap of their third annual Sober October challenge, reflecting on the physical and mental hurdles they faced while abstaining from alcohol. They share candid stories about the toll of sobriety, including Ari’s dramatic weight loss and struggles with cravings, as well as Joe’s own efforts to maintain discipline. The conversation highlights the camaraderie and competition between them, with playful banter about who could hit the target weight of 205 pounds first. Beyond the challenge, the episode explores Ari’s recent travels to Latin America, including vivid anecdotes from Colombia and Brazil’s favelas. They discuss the harsh realities of these environments, from safety concerns to cultural insights, painting a raw picture of life in those regions. The hosts also touch on the evolution of MMA and stand-up comedy, sharing personal experiences and industry observations. Throughout, the tone balances humor with honest reflection, offering listeners a glimpse into the challenges and rewards of pushing personal limits while navigating friendship and career.

About Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir is a comedian and podcaster best known for hosting "Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank," a long-running podcast where he explores unconventional topics ranging from drug policy reform to corporate ethics. He recently completed a seven-month extended travel through South America, during which he developed his storytelling special "The End" and continued producing content remotely from exotic locations. Shaffir is known for his willingness to tackle controversial subjects and his independence from traditional media gatekeeping, having previously hosted "This Is Not Happening" on Comedy Central.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

About Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a renowned stand-up comedian, writer, and podcast host, celebrated for his sharp observational humor and relatable storytelling. With several successful Netflix specials, including "Ball Hog" and "Take It Down," he has captivated audiences worldwide and earned critical acclaim for his unique comedic style. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom's House" alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, Segura delves into the absurdities of everyday life, often featuring hilarious guest appearances from fellow comedians like Bert Kreischer and Joey "CoCo" Diaz. Known for his laid-back demeanor and quick wit, Segura continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, making him a must-listen guest on platforms like the Joe Rogan Experience.

Key Moments

– Sober October
– Travel Experiences
– Colombia
– Favelas
– Narcos TV Series
– Marathon Running
– MMA
– Comedy Industry
– Weight Loss Challenges
– Hair Transplants
– Fart Humor
– Drug Use and Recovery
– Friendship Dynamics
– Stand-up Comedy
– Boxing
– Surfing
– Podcasting
– Jiu-Jitsu
– Mental Health
– Celebrity Culture
0:00:00 – Introduction and text messages from Ari
0:00:30 – Discussion about Spanish lessons before Colombia trip
0:03:33 – Talk about administration and murders in Colombia
0:04:32 – Plans to go to Russia and Putin handshake joke
0:06:01 – Marathon runner who ran 25 marathons in 25 days
0:07:45 – Giving soccer balls to kids in dangerous areas
0:09:38 – Getting lost in Brazilian favelas at sunset
0:14:46 – Narcos TV series and Escobar portrayal discussion
0:17:15 – Tour guide holding gun to head story
0:20:46 – Sean Penn and Mexican government involvement
0:22:19 – Conor McGregor fight sellout and Australia shows
0:27:28 – Hair transplant and dental health talk
0:32:21 – Joey Diaz story about taking a bath shit
0:36:51 – Restaurant smelling like a Russian hooker joke
0:40:58 – Signals and communication about bathroom needs
0:44:33 – Prostitution and Grindr undercover story
0:48:44 – Discussion about Chicago and cologne usage
0:50:22 – Joke about getting hit in the mouth with baseball bat
1:07:25 – Watching Ray Mercer fight with friend Kevin
1:10:19 – Joe Rogan's outsider view on MMA growth
1:16:11 – Kelly Slater surfing and celebrity status
1:21:18 – Discussion about The View TV show
1:38:13 – Comedians hanging out and socializing
1:41:01 – Writing off a friend over guest list dispute
1:43:32 – Advice on stepping up in comedy career
1:46:42 – Meeting Tom and early comedy experiences
1:56:44 – Early comedy days and getting past challenges
2:00:29 – TV writing and pilot show discussions
2:03:24 – Marathon of comedians including Marc Maron and Robert Downey Jr.
2:06:54 – Private talks with Tom about weird experiences
2:09:50 – Listening to full podcast and reflections
2:11:43 – Talking about Tom behind his back
2:14:22 – Weight loss goals and challenges
2:23:44 – Football kicking abilities and challenges
2:27:25 – Difficulty of kicking a 53-yard field goal
3:04:14 – Desire for reconciliation and friendship
3:07:22 – Discussion about drugging and trust issues
3:10:46 – Planning sober hangouts and future trips

Transcript Excerpt

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