Bert Kreischer

Date: 2020-03-24 | Duration: 3h 24m

Episode Overview

Bert Kreischer joins Joe Rogan for a wide-ranging conversation that touches on health, comedy, and personal growth. They open by discussing the physical toll of constant travel and the challenges posed by the coronavirus pandemic, sharing candid experiences about illness and the uncertainty surrounding COVID-19. Bert reflects on how the pandemic has affected mental health and routines, emphasizing the importance of community and resilience during difficult times. The conversation then shifts to Bert’s early life and career, where he recounts stories from his youth involving risky behavior and the search for belonging. He highlights how those experiences shaped his appreciation for friendship and connection today. Comedy remains a central theme, with Bert and Joe exploring the boundaries of humor, especially in sensitive contexts, and the evolution of Bert’s stand-up specials. They also dive into lighter topics like pets, sharing amusing anecdotes about dogs and cats, and the unexpected lessons learned from caring for animals. Throughout the episode, Bert’s candidness and humor shine as he discusses sobriety challenges, fitness, and the creative process behind his work. The episode balances thoughtful insights with entertaining stories, offering a glimpse into Bert’s life on and off the stage.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

Key Moments

– Comedy
– Stand-up
– Health
– Pandemics
– Coronavirus
– Alcohol
– Jiu-Jitsu
– Pets
– Dogs
– Cats
– Weight Loss
– Fitness
– Movies
– Television
– Social Media
– Politics
– Stock Market
– Survival Skills
– Gun Safety
– Outdoor Activities
0:00:00 – Live podcast begins with greetings
0:01:22 – Discussion about pneumonia and COVID-19 symptoms
0:04:34 – Osterholm's coronavirus prediction discussed
0:08:50 – Conversation about comedy boundaries and jokes
0:11:59 – Email incident involving inappropriate content at school
0:14:00 – Comics discuss youth behavior and spring break stories
0:16:03 – Recollections of youth and early life experiences
0:20:46 – Selling weed at young age and early community values
0:26:05 – Netflix show about bears and wildlife lifestyle
0:31:24 – Party stories involving John Jones and exotic pets
0:33:44 – Discussion on fixing pets and animal care
0:36:21 – Helping a cat stuck in a tree story
0:41:07 – Funny story about a brown stain and family reactions
0:44:25 – Lockdown and transportation challenges during pandemic
0:47:15 – Stock market information and government response debate
0:51:39 – Comedy club circuit and performing experiences
0:54:32 – Motivation to get in shape and control weight
1:00:10 – Jiu-Jitsu mistakes and training anecdotes
1:04:31 – Balancing pandemics and economic challenges
1:10:54 – Importance of staying home to flatten the curve
1:23:11 – Optimism about returning to normal post-pandemic
1:26:05 – Gun ownership process and safety training
1:30:10 – Weightlifting and fitness routines discussed
1:33:28 – Meeting Jeremy Renner and celebrity encounters
1:38:56 – Snow and childhood memories in different states
1:41:48 – Stories about weed, pot, and alcohol use
1:44:05 – High altitude experiences and oxygen challenges
1:46:38 – Pop culture references and personal anecdotes
1:51:23 – Lowest rated comedy special reflections
2:00:36 – Viral comedy story about a machine
2:03:30 – Push-up challenges and fitness fun
2:05:25 – Fast rap challenge and Eminem reference
2:06:24 – Gene Simmons attending comedy shows
2:10:47 – Gary Valentine comedy story
2:13:08 – Dancing challenges and Leslie Bibb stories
2:16:09 – Letting go of negativity and self-improvement
2:33:51 – Sober October style healthy competition idea
3:00:08 – Impact of wife on personal life and routines
3:06:30 – Love for dogs and pet behavior
3:11:31 – Athleticism of dogs and exotic pet discussion
3:14:16 – Dog attack memories and pet safety
3:18:20 – Adorable nature of puppies and pets
3:20:22 – Gratitude for podcasting during difficult times

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 And we're live. Starting point is 00:00:16 You look good. Starting point is 00:00:33 Like where I was like, no road. Starting point is 00:00:52 a while it is nice you realize what a beating our lifestyle takes on your body the travel and then Starting point is 00:01:22 And he got it, and he got pneumonia, too, and he said it Starting point is 00:01:52 He's a fucking straight up savage Starting point is 00:02:08 I've had two patients get it, shitty cold and loss of a sense of smell and taste, Starting point is 00:02:34 Bam. Starting point is 00:02:56 And he's concerned. Starting point is 00:03:23 And I think we're still trying to figure this out. Starting point is 00:03:56 But maybe other people are going to have a real hard time with it, like Michael Yeo. Starting point is 00:04:09 That scared the fuck out of me. Starting point is 00:04:18 Ah, the coronavirus. Starting point is 00:04:34 What's crazy about Osterholm is he predicted Starting point is 00:05:02 I didn't want to say it but I was like, I've heard. I'm talking to you. I didn't want to say it, but I was like, piecing together at all my good friends, who's my Starting point is 00:05:13 Booze. Starting point is 00:05:39 Like, most people would be really fucked up if they were in your position. Starting point is 00:06:07 Because whatever the fuck is keeping you going with all this booze, Starting point is 00:06:26 There's no other way. Starting point is 00:06:45 Just stop. Starting point is 00:07:01 A man two days in and he tapped out. Starting point is 00:07:15 He's a real comic, man. Starting point is 00:07:26 Man. Starting point is 00:07:49 But understanding what we're doing and don't say, oh, you really mean that or, oh, you can't joke about this. Starting point is 00:08:05 Sometimes it blows up in your face. Starting point is 00:08:35 No. Starting point is 00:08:50 I was telling, you know, I got into a conversation with Ari about what the parameters of a joke were after the whol...

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