Bert Kreischer

Date: 2011-10-10 | Duration: 2h 48m

Episode Overview

Bert Kreischer joins Joe Rogan for a wide-ranging conversation that blends humor, personal stories, and sharp observations. They kick off discussing Kreischer’s unique approach to fitness, including his intense elliptical workouts and the addictive nature of staying active. Bert shares candid tales from his life on the road, including wild adventures like being mauled by a bull and his experiences with partying hard, which often lead to hilarious, unpredictable outcomes. The duo also dives into the complexities of substance use, with Bert reflecting on his past with psychedelics and the importance of responsible consumption. The episode also touches on cultural topics, including the nuances of identity terms like “Inuit” versus “Eskimo” and the history behind certain slurs, revealing Bert’s thoughtful side amid the comedy. They explore the music industry’s inner workings and the challenges artists face with record deals and royalties, highlighting how the internet has shifted the landscape. Throughout the episode, Kreischer’s storytelling shines, especially when recounting encounters with eccentric characters and his laid-back, unapologetic lifestyle. The mix of humor, insight, and raw honesty makes this episode a memorable look into the life and mind of one of comedy’s most energetic personalities.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

Key Moments

– Stand-up Comedy
– Mixed Martial Arts
– Psychedelic Drugs
– Documentary Filmmaking
– Technology Industry
– Drug Addiction
– Social Media
– Personal Relationships
– Health and Fitness
– Travel Experiences
– Music Industry
– Conspiracy Theories
– Mental Health
– Cultural Identity
– Podcasting
– Comedy Specials
– Alcohol Consumption
– Internet Culture
0:00:00 – Introduction and general experience overview
0:03:05 – Discussion about workout motivation and routines
0:05:20 – Experiences around LGBTQ+ communities
0:10:07 – Talking about unique dodgeball equipment
0:11:55 – Shark diving adventure story
0:16:32 – Safety perceptions in Mexico versus Detroit
0:19:16 – Cultural and historical discussion on Native Americans
0:25:20 – Graham Hancock and ancient civilizations theories
0:27:16 – UFC fighter's first twister move analysis
0:33:47 – Addiction and drug use experiences
0:35:05 – Hamilton Morris and psychedelic drug exploration
0:40:10 – Drug culture and extreme experiences discussion
0:44:26 – Mushroom experiences with fellow comedians
0:49:47 – UFC fight breakdown and toughness admiration
0:53:25 – Bull mauling incident and related documentary
1:02:14 – Review of an impactful documentary
1:06:03 – Humorous talk about flying dildos
1:08:33 – Oxycontin and heroin drug discussion
1:11:09 – Alcohol-related death statistics and risks
1:14:03 – Palm tree fatalities and unusual dangers
1:21:52 – Questionable actions of a ruthless individual
1:28:31 – Discussion on societal control and overlords
1:31:47 – Robotics and manufacturing efficiency debate
1:37:04 – Steve Jobs and Apple legacy conversation
1:44:36 – Dining experience and comedic storytelling
1:51:37 – Patrice O'Neal's advice on dating
2:00:00 – Going to bars alone and social interactions
2:03:24 – Music industry money flow explained
2:07:30 – Gawker article and media commentary
2:10:20 – Healthy lifestyle tips and diet discussion
2:16:55 – Elliptical machine workout intensity
2:22:36 – Power lunch before fights and socializing
2:24:08 – Comedy Central special anticipation
2:26:11 – Handling online trolls and social media haters
2:30:27 – Movie Catfish and online relationship dangers
2:38:22 – Iran arms scandal and political anecdotes
2:42:42 – Closing remarks and social media promotion

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 The General Experience. Starting point is 00:00:23 Brian's just getting crafty today. Starting point is 00:00:31 Yeah. Starting point is 00:00:46 addictive not for a bad reason. It's addictive Starting point is 00:01:02 that works awesome. Yeah. I mean, you Starting point is 00:01:12 is like borderline homeless. Starting point is 00:01:21 like he doesn't give a fuck. Starting point is 00:01:40 got a good one that's how you know you got a good one. That's how you know you got a good one. Right. Girls who like facial hair. Any girl wants you to, ew, shave all that. Starting point is 00:02:05 my wife was like, Starting point is 00:02:14 So this is like Starting point is 00:02:22 from Biggest Loser Starting point is 00:02:36 Keep it Christian, they said to you. Starting point is 00:03:05 And I go, he said one of the greatest things in a workout. Starting point is 00:03:26 And I'm peddling and peddling. Starting point is 00:03:39 Because then I ended up, the only thing that bummed me out was he's gay. Starting point is 00:03:58 No idea. Starting point is 00:04:10 But she doesn't know. Starting point is 00:04:23 I don't know. Starting point is 00:04:31 Yeah he's definitely gay Starting point is 00:04:38 For a lot of people Starting point is 00:04:48 Some dudes fuck fat chicks. Starting point is 00:04:58 Making me nervous. Starting point is 00:05:20 So the whole time, we were constantly around gay people. Starting point is 00:05:37 and I was like, oh, this is the creepiest fucking Starting point is 00:05:53 overly aggressive lesbian Starting point is 00:06:17 are you doing here but no one wants you here and you'd be like and then my friends would be like Starting point is 00:06:34 Some pent-up hostility there, Bert Kreischer. Starting point is 00:06:46 And I offered to give it to you again today. Starting point is 00:07:04 Okay? Starting point is 00:07:23 But it was so fucking real. Starting point is 00:08:09 solved the day i'm not concerned beca...

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