Bert Kreischer

Date: 2011-11-28 | Duration: 2h 57m

Category: Comedy

Episode Overview

Bert Kreischer joins Joe Rogan for a lively conversation filled with wild stories and candid reflections on his life and career. The episode kicks off with Bert recounting some of his most notorious party antics, including chaotic nights involving heavy drinking, bizarre pranks, and encounters with celebrities like Johnny Knoxville. He shares humorous and often outrageous anecdotes about his youthful escapades, illustrating how his fearless, “roll the dice” attitude shaped his persona as the “King of Partying.” Bert also touches on the early days of his rise to fame, describing how a Rolling Stone feature catapulted him into the spotlight almost overnight. Beyond the party tales, Bert discusses the physical and mental toll of his lifestyle, including struggles with dehydration, the impact of substances like Xanax, and the importance of self-control. He reflects on the challenges of balancing his wild side with the demands of family life and personal health. The conversation also delves into Bert’s comedic craft, highlighting his storytelling skills and the art of connecting with audiences through absurdity and authenticity. Throughout the episode, Bert’s humor and openness create a vivid portrait of a man who embraces life’s chaos while continually seeking growth and meaning.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

Key Moments

– Music Industry
– Stand-up Comedy
– Party Culture
– UFC
– Drug Use
– Podcasting
– Celebrity Stories
– Mental Health
– Alcohol Consumption
– Comedy Specials
– Storytelling
– Travel Experiences
– Relationships
– Addiction
– Social Media
– Fitness
– Entertainment Industry
– Comedy Clubs
– Cultural Commentary
0:00:00 – Introduction to Bert Kreischer's lifestyle
0:05:12 – Bert becomes a celebrity partier overnight
0:07:08 – Discussion of drug use and party antics
0:10:30 – Reviewing wild party footage
0:14:16 – Reflecting on unwinding and partying
0:19:14 – Story about drunken behavior and pranks
0:23:00 – Making French press coffee and caffeine habits
0:25:11 – Effects of dehydration on the body
0:27:45 – Humorous description of party smells
0:29:58 – Comparing casinos to maze in The Shining
0:32:58 – Philosophical thoughts on life and marijuana
0:35:10 – Mention of influential books and Conan O'Brien
0:40:41 – Discussion of cultural differences and humor
0:45:22 – Connections in UFC and friendships
0:48:43 – American cultural values on masculinity
0:51:13 – Dangerous extreme sports and fatalities
0:53:21 – Rules of party etiquette: no tales
0:56:10 – Talking about trained killers and toughness
1:02:25 – Insights on UFC fighters and resilience
1:06:05 – Stories of childhood gangs and fights
1:10:29 – Police involvement in street fights
1:15:47 – Humorous tattoo and body art discussion
1:23:45 – April Fool's Day comedy traditions
1:27:22 – Stand-up comedy style and influences
1:32:56 – Podcasting during live comedy shows
1:36:48 – Wild drinking stories with Johnny Knoxville
1:41:09 – Effects of drug use on comedians
1:44:22 – Unhealthy relationships and destructive behavior
1:46:13 – Float tanks and mental health benefits
1:49:19 – Beer preferences and drinking habits
1:50:33 – UFC's early reputation and growth
1:52:14 – Researching UFC and fight history
1:56:55 – Brain damage from fights and recovery
2:02:05 – Carrying gear and survival tips for travel
2:05:32 – Buying land in Cuba and mob influence
2:10:09 – High school strength and fitness routines
2:14:44 – Challenges of being single and loneliness
2:18:08 – Meeting Johnny Knoxville and shared experiences
2:22:44 – Comedy specials and watching habits
2:26:02 – Using live streaming for comedy
2:31:53 – Physical appearance jokes and humor
2:36:01 – Comedy show cancellations and censorship
2:41:49 – Art of storytelling in comedy
2:46:24 – Ending the podcast on a positive note
2:51:45 – Promoting Bert Kreischer's social media
2:53:09 – Closing remarks and goodbyes

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Starting point is 00:00:44 like buddy i'm about to shit my pants. Starting point is 00:00:57 And he just left my daughters with me, like fucking dropped them and was like, I'm fucking out of here. Starting point is 00:01:15 She goes, what do you mean he had to shit his pants? Starting point is 00:01:27 I said where's the bathroom she goes downstairs and I went little I probably should have told him that and so Starting point is 00:01:55 You roll the dice so much and get away with it Starting point is 00:02:16 like oh uh once a month i'm talking once a week he would this is before cell phones too he was in Starting point is 00:02:51 It would get dark, and my mom was like, Starting point is 00:03:05 I remember thunder and lightning, and he's just sitting in an orange grove naked like how did Starting point is 00:03:34 I didn't shit my. Starting point is 00:03:42 See, this is a perfect example. Starting point is 00:04:12 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Starting point is 00:04:31 I always said it never fucking happened. Starting point is 00:04:41 What do you mean the Rolling Stone magazine came out? Starting point is 00:04:51 in like Tampa, Florida, Starting point is 00:05:01 So if I went out, Starting point is 00:05:12 So you became a celebrity partier overnight. Starting point is 00:05:46 say like reality show famous like the way snooki her first season was you know so that's how you Starting point is 00:06:26 sent espn sent a tour bus with two actors in it to come shoot a commercial of partying with me of Starting point is 00:07:08 And I pop one. Starting point is 00:07:17 It's not like someone might not die of a fucking overdose around that guy. Starting point is 00:07:39 this and we're laughing our tits off this is well before anyone knows what the fuck this is wow and Starting point is 00:07:49 what's Dilaudid? Starting point is 00:07:54 That's like what, Starting point is 0...

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