Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Date: 2024-01-26 | Duration: 3h 39m

Category: Comedy

Episode Overview

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer join Joe for a classic three-man JRE session — the comedian trio that launched a thousand inside jokes and the 2017 weight loss challenge that all three went into together. The conversation careens through Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram as genuine performance art (the king's hat, the unsuspecting fans he pranks), a Florida State vs. Alabama 2013 game that apparently produced a skiing trip somehow, a fake NFL bio involving the Bengals that nearly went sideways, and the eternal debate about whether Jelly Roll's family situation should make you feel a certain way. There's a bit about what corporations do when they get their hands on authentic things, a kill Laura podcast mention, and the kind of raw, unfiltered comedian friendship that Joe loves to say new civilizations will never have again.

About Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host, renowned for his larger-than-life personality and captivating storytelling. He gained fame with his uproarious stand-up specials and his hit podcast, "Bertcast," where he shares hilarious anecdotes and engages with fellow comedians. Kreischer's memoir, "Life of the Party," showcases his wild college experiences and has garnered a loyal following, further solidifying his status in the comedy world. Known for his signature shirtless performances and infectious energy, Bert captivates audiences with his relatable humor and unabashed honesty, making him a standout figure in contemporary comedy.

About Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a renowned stand-up comedian, writer, and podcast host, celebrated for his sharp observational humor and relatable storytelling. With several successful Netflix specials, including "Ball Hog" and "Take It Down," he has captivated audiences worldwide and earned critical acclaim for his unique comedic style. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom's House" alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, Segura delves into the absurdities of everyday life, often featuring hilarious guest appearances from fellow comedians like Bert Kreischer and Joey "CoCo" Diaz. Known for his laid-back demeanor and quick wit, Segura continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, making him a must-listen guest on platforms like the Joe Rogan Experience.

Key Moments

– Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram as performance art — the king's hat
– 2017 weight loss challenge — the three of them
– Florida State vs. Alabama 2013 and a Swiss skiing detour
– Fake NFL Bengals bio and the sweating that followed
– Jelly Roll and family values — an actual emotional moment
– What corporations do when they get their hands on authentic culture
– The unfiltered comedian friendship that no network would ever allow
0:00:00 – Andrew Dice Clay — his Instagram is performance art
0:22:31 – Swiss skiing after Florida State vs. Alabama 2013 — I don't remember that
1:10:29 – The 2017 weight loss challenge — three of us, right before you took off
2:20:57 – What corporations do when they get hold of something real
3:09:07 – Fake Bengals bio — he's asking me all the fake questions, I start sweating
3:35:13 – New civilizations will never have this. Let's get something to eat.

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night! All day! You looking for me? Hi buddy. You wanted the picture? He lives in New York too, where no one wants to talk to anybody. Starting point is 00:00:19 Is that the one? His, Dice Clay's, his Instagram is performance art. They don't appreciate it because performance art is snobby. And you think you have to be left-leaning, liberal, super fucking progressive. That's the only way you can have performance art. But no, what Andrew Dice Clay is doing is some of the best wild performance art. The hat. The king's hat. Starting point is 00:00:44 I saw this one. The king's hat. The hat. The king's hat. The hat. What about the hat? The king's hat. I'm saying I can see that you're a fan. No, we're talking about my co-worker. Oh no, if you wanted a picture Starting point is 00:00:58 I would, you know. I see that. A picture? No, you wanted the picture with me. No. Yes, no? You want me to take you a picture? No, I thought you wanted a picture and I wanted... Starting point is 00:01:13 No, I'm just a simple person. All right. All right? I just said the king's hat and I haven't even worn it in four years. All right, take care. He does this to so many unsuspecting people. Take care. He does this to so many unsuspecting people. Starting point is 00:01:27 First of all, is this even legal? Wait, did you see the one with Matt Sherman? Is this even legal? Did you see the one with Matt Damon? Starting point is 00:01:32 No. No. He just got Matt Damon? He got Matt Damon? Get Matt Damon. No, he didn't. Matt Damon's at the fucking airport Starting point is 00:01:39 having a beer and a burger. No. And he goes, I'm getting anxiety. You just gotta see it. It's so fucking good. It does. It feels good. No. And he goes. I'm getting anxiety. You just got to see it. It's so fucking good. It does. Starting point is 00:01:46 It feels good. It's so fucking good. And Matt Da...

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