Jordan Jensen

Date: 2025-09-17 | Duration: 3h 2m

Episode Overview

Comedian Jordan Jensen joins Joe on the day her Netflix special "Take Me With You" drops for a characteristically unfiltered conversation about intrusive thoughts, ego, rage, philosophy, and the food supply. Jensen opens with a story that sets the tone immediately: while on a chairlift, she obsessively thought about jumping until the thought became so consuming she just did it — landed fine, but the moment still unsettles her. She discusses the way ego can convince you that you don't even need to do the workshop, and her love of Miyamoto Musashi's Book of Five Rings since age 16. A thread on food and the body covers raw milk, pasteurization, and what homogenizing does to nutrients. Jensen is candid about a serious rage issue — she says hitting things in boxing training is the only thing that helps — and about the moment a doctor search pulled up brain damage research and it didn't appear immediately. She closes by pushing back on the tired cliché that you can't understand anything until you have children.

About Jordan Jensen

Jordan Jensen is a multifaceted talent in the entertainment industry, recognized as a comedian, actress, and podcaster. She co-hosts the popular podcast "Bein' Ian with Jordan," alongside fellow comedian Ian Fidance, where their authentic discussions and humor resonate with audiences. Known for her sharp wit and relatable storytelling, Jordan captivates listeners and fans alike, often drawing from her own life experiences to connect with others. With a growing presence in stand-up comedy and a knack for engaging content creation, Jordan is quickly becoming a prominent voice in the comedy scene.

Key Moments

– Intrusive thought obsession — chairlift jump that she actually did
– Ego convincing you that you don't need the workshop
– Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi — reading it at 16
– Raw milk and the problem with pasteurization and homogenization
– Rage issue — boxing training as the only relief
– The you-don't-know-until-you-have-kids cliché and why it's tiresome
– Brain damage research and what chronic hitting does long-term
0:19:07 – Chairlift intrusive thought — obsessed so long about jumping that she just jumped; landed fine
0:37:53 – Ego and the workshop — so big she figured she didn't even need it
0:59:34 – Book of Five Rings — her favorite philosophy book, started at 16
1:19:37 – 16oz steak when you only need 12 — eating discipline and knowing when to stop
1:37:41 – Rage issue — beating things in boxing training is the only thing that actually helps
1:58:10 – Raw milk debate — pasteurized and homogenized body vs what nature intended
2:21:53 – You don't know until you have kids — she always resented people saying that
2:39:48 – Brain damage research — chronic hitting, two main pathways, why it doesn't show up immediately

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 Joe Rogan podcast checking out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day Jordan hello what's up good I got my legal pad here in case you need to write notes I'm going to take notes on what you're doing right and wrong and I'll give them to you at the end tell me okay so I can figure out what the wrong stuff is to stop doing it I want to fuck with all this stuff. I know there's so much shit. And people keep giving me new shit. I know. I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time and every single meet and greet people give me these little tiny animals and I have this giant collection of them. And I'm like, I don't like these that much. That's the problem is like everybody knows that I keep Starting point is 00:00:48 a bunch of shit on this desk so people give me shit to put on this desk. And now it's getting kind of crazy where I'm going to have to have a shelf. I had to get a shelf. I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things look i have like mammoth teeth this is a piece of art oh somebody gave me what these cut out of a woolly mammoth tooth oh that's a don't blow it i won't i got one of these a myan death whistle yeah brian ashtack aztec death whistle brian callan blew one right before covid hit i'm not saying he caused it oh but there's a lot of videos saying he caused it i get it i get it that would be a death whistle i think it was technically i I think when he blew it, it had already, like, caught on in China. Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah. Unless we're in a simulation. Right. You're the COVID guy. I was listening to your podcast with, what's the woman who got falsely accused? Of what? Of murdering her roommate. Oh. Starting point is 00:01:46 I was listening to that one. And I, like, fast forwarded it at one moment. And it went from her being like, and then I was in prison for four years to you being like, well, the bat's been COVID. And I was like, how do we get here? Ye...

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