Matt McCusker
Guest: Matt McCusker
Date: 2026-02-20 | Duration: 2h 43m
Category: Comedy
Episode Overview
About Matt McCusker
Matt McCusker is a talented comedian, writer, and actor best known as the co-host of the popular podcast "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" alongside fellow comedian Shane Gillis. With a unique blend of humor and candid storytelling, McCusker has carved out a niche in the comedy world, captivating audiences with his insightful takes on everyday life and culture. He gained significant recognition through his appearances on "The Joe Rogan Experience," where he shares his comedic journey and perspectives, further elevating his profile in the entertainment industry. McCusker's engaging personality and sharp wit make him a standout voice in contemporary comedy.
Key Moments
- – Men Using Filters and Social Media Vanity
- – TikTok and Phone Surveillance via Facial Tracking
- – Florida's Alligator Guantanamo for Detainees
- – Cocaine and the Business Idea Problem
- – Katt Williams's Magnetic Personality
- – Tyler Childers and Country Songwriting
- – Abortion vs. Capital Punishment Philosophy
- – Trump vs. Kamala: Strong Black Woman Quote
- – Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein Arrest
- 0:00:31 – Men Who Use Filters Look Like Cartoons in Person
- 0:00:48 – Netflix Photoshops Comedy Specials — Makes You Look Unrecognizable
- 0:01:25 – Joe: 58 Years Old. Matt: Just Turned 40. Kids Age You Instantly.
- 0:01:36 – Creatine: 20 Grams a Day, But Check How Your Butthole Holds Up
- 0:09:39 – TikTok Tracks Facial Expressions and Eyeball Movement to Feed Content
- 0:29:45 – Florida's Alligator Guantanamo: Immigration Detention Surrounded by Gators
- 0:50:00 – Cocaine Problem: Everyone Wants to Start a Business
- 1:09:28 – Katt Williams: Always Late, Always Off-Script, Always Magnetic
- 1:29:57 – Tyler Childers: Great Songwriting Only Gets Better With Time
- 1:54:59 – Influencer Claims Trump Said He Wouldn't Run Against a 'Strong Black Woman'
- 2:19:49 – Philosophical Tension: Okay to Abort, Not Okay to Execute a Pedophile?
- 2:39:54 – Alcohol's Social Function: Relaxation Builds Connection and Better Mental Health
- 2:43:45 – Prince Andrew Arrested — Nobody Saw That Coming After Years of Title-Stripping
- 2:44:13 – Matt McCusker Performing in Salt Lake City and Boise — Go Get Tickets
Transcript Excerpt
Starting point is 00:00:01 Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. A lot of people have lights on their tables now to light up their face to make them look more pretty. Really? Yeah, they have like a slight, like an opening in the table, and then a light that gets on you so you don't see like the shadows in your face so you don't look shitty. Isn't that what you do with a scary story? You put a flashlight under your chin? Starting point is 00:00:31 They're not trying to do that. They try to like balance it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like what you look like. Yeah, you got to give up after a while. The weirdest shit is men who use filters when they take pictures. That's insane. There's comedian men that use filters. Starting point is 00:00:48 Really? Yes, it's very odd. How do you know? How do you tell you? Do you know what they really look like? True. Yeah, duh. And then you see them and they look like a cartoon. Like Netflix does that with the pictures that they use when they promote your special, Starting point is 00:01:01 like the picture of you, they'll put that bitch through a filter. And you look so pretty If people see you after the show You're like, you look horrible I didn't know you looked so bad You look so old Thanks man I am so old Starting point is 00:01:15 I'm almost 60 Dang I know it's crazy I'm 58 I'm 40, just turned 40 That's those are real numbers Yeah I know I age Starting point is 00:01:25 As soon as I had kids I age like immediately You would have thought I literally gave birth Yeah well it's the lack of sleep Yeah that's what got me Yeah You know what's really good for that? Creatine. I've been taking it. Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah, creatine, they say 20 grams a day. Start like with 5 and work your way up to 20 and check to see how your butthole holds up because the seal might be loose. I've ran this experiment actually. 20 gets my guts going, man. Bro, it does. I...
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On Joe Rogan Experience #2458 with Matt McCusker, topics include Men Using Filters and Social Media Vanity, TikTok and Phone Surveillance via Facial Tracking, Florida's Alligator Guantanamo for Detainees, and Cocaine and the Business Idea Problem.
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