Brian Simpson
Guest: Brian Simpson
Date: 2026-04-29 | Duration: 2h 32m
Category: Health & Medicine, Nature & Outdoors
Episode Overview
About Brian Simpson
Brian Simpson is a content creator and gaming enthusiast known for his advanced video gaming setups and streaming work. During his appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience, he demonstrated a wide-ranging curiosity about topics from personal health experiences to cutting-edge technology and cosmology. Simpson is particularly notable for his ability to engage in wide-ranging conversations that blend humor with substantive discussions about everything from gaming culture to the mysteries of the universe.
Key Moments
- 00:00:19 – Joe discusses red light therapy for eyesight
- 00:02:19 – Brian recounts joking during his heart attack procedure
- 00:05:33 – Brian's reflex to protect his groin during stent placement
- 00:06:04 – Doctors vs. Nurses' sense of humor
- 00:07:00 – Comparison of human and pet hospital bills
- 00:07:57 – Joe's dog Marshall swallowed rocks
- 00:09:47 – Discussion on wolf and dog domestication
- 00:11:45 – Irritation with large dogs in apartments
- 00:15:54 – Brian's feral cat's aversion to restraint
- 00:19:23 – Perplexity AI explains catnip effects
- 00:21:40 – Coyotes as predators to urban pets
- 00:24:30 – Coyote population growth and behavior
- 00:27:53 – Raccoons showing signs of domestication
- 00:28:41 – Russian fox domestication experiment
- 00:31:30 – Bears gorging on salmon in Alaska
- 00:34:50 – Robot rabbits fail to solve Florida's python problem
- 00:37:37 – Ilhan Omar's 'World War 11' gaffe
- 00:42:12 – Brian's passion for the video game 'Deadlock'
- 00:49:38 – Discussion on advanced gaming setups and chairs
- 00:54:47 – T-Pain's elaborate video game streaming studio
- 00:58:49 – Cannabis rescheduled to Schedule 3
- 01:01:21 – Dr. Gundry's controversial claims about smoking benefits
- 01:05:59 – Italian culture of working less and 'siestas'
- 01:10:20 – Nicotine's negative impact on Brian's pool game
- 01:13:20 – Vaping compared to smoking and addiction levels
- 01:17:44 – Factory worker tests vapes by mouth for quality control
- 01:21:04 – Misleading marketing of 'natural' cigarettes
- 01:25:28 – Ron White's success in quitting smoking and alcohol
- 01:26:48 – Nicotine industry's massive annual revenue
- 01:34:26 – Explanation of crypto pump and dump schemes
- 01:36:57 – Dr. Oz's claims about California hostel scams
- 01:40:36 – Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX collapse discussion
- 01:41:40 – Elderly crypto investment Ponzi scheme warning
- 01:43:49 – Special Forces soldier vs. Congressional insider trading
- 01:47:21 – Florida man jailed over house addition dispute
- 01:53:07 – Strategy for legal revenge against bad neighbors
- 01:56:32 – Malcolm Gladwell's 'Culture of Honor' in Appalachia
- 01:58:32 – The Beatles' extensive practice in Hamburg
- 02:01:11 – Judges' sentencing severity linked to hunger
- 02:02:36 – Anguilla's economy boosted by .AI domain sales
- 02:05:36 – The 'Pepsispice.com' internet trolling story
- 02:10:51 – Fauci's advisor indicted over alleged COVID lab leak cover-up
- 02:14:33 – Past censorship of COVID lab leak theory discussions
- 02:16:12 – Discussion on the new Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope
- 02:17:52 – James Webb Telescope discoveries challenging universe age
- 02:18:58 – Discovery of black holes larger than solar systems
- 02:22:55 – The mysterious Great Attractor pulling galaxies
- 02:26:33 – Alleged megastructures and coils beneath Egyptian pyramids
- 02:31:06 – Super syphilis outbreak linked to a single individual
Transcript Excerpt
[00:00:01] Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Do you gotta get new glasses? No, I just have a different pair for different stuff. Did they get stronger? No. No? [00:00:19] I just have a... Did you always have glasses? Like, do you have an eyeball issue? Yeah, I got a stigmatism. Okay. But I got one for driving and one for my computer. I used to have to use reading glasses. Oh, yeah? [00:00:33] Then I started using red light. Red light therapy, and I think that, the first thing I started doing is taking, this company Pure Encapsulation has this, it's called macular support. It's like a combination of nutrients that help your eyeballs. Oh. I don't know how. But I explained it to Huberman, and he read it off to me, and he's like, this makes sense. But then the big one was red light. I started using red light therapy. [00:01:18] They definitely use dark light in restaurants. I don't, I mean, young people can still read it. Like, I've gone to restaurants with my kids and they can read in the dark. I'm like, you can read that? I can't read it. But, like, small print, like on my phone. own, like reading an email, I didn't used to be able to read it, and now I can read it perfectly. Oh, see, now, I'm hitting that age now where I've got to start. [00:01:40] Switching. Switching glasses. Different. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Listen, dude, I'm just happy you're alive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:01:59] In Atlanta. Yeah. Out of nowhere. Well, was it really out of nowhere? Not really. You know, like, because that's not like you were a marathon runner. Right, right, exactly. But I was sitting there, you know, honestly, I was sitting there thinking, because I remember the doctor, because, you know, we really are, like, we've set ourselves up. [00:02:26] We kind of deal with trauma and an anatomy. I mean, you can argue about whether it's, whether it's healthy or not. But I'll first go to his humor. Ri...
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