Tom Segura

Date: 2026-05-25 | Duration: 2h 44m

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan welcomes fellow comedian and longtime friend Tom Segura for a freewheeling discussion that spans from bizarre historical figures to the existential threat of AI. The conversation kicks off with Segura’s new Netflix show, *Bad Thoughts*, where he describes the creative freedom they were given, especially for a memorable dance competition against Bert Kreischer. This segues into a discussion about physical fitness and the challenges of carrying weight during workouts, leading them to the topic of wild pig hunting in Texas. Rogan emphasizes the ecological necessity of culling the rapidly multiplying feral pig population, describing the intense hunting methods, including the use of Tannerite explosives, and even recounts a chef's unique approach to cooking wild boar. The tone then shifts dramatically as Rogan delves into his fascination with historical dictators, particularly the exceptionally sadistic Uday Hussein. He details Hussein’s depraved acts, from torturing athletes with concrete soccer balls and sewage tanks to killing people at parties for trivial reasons, painting a chilling picture of unchecked power and extreme cruelty. This leads to a contemplation of AI’s rapidly advancing capabilities and its potential impact on society, including job displacement and the ethical dilemmas of self-preserving algorithms. Segura expresses concern for graduating students facing an uncertain future, while Rogan acknowledges the fear but stresses the importance of adapting to this inevitable technological shift rather than rejecting it outright. The two friends also share lighter moments, discussing the perceived absurdity of ancient religious prohibitions against masturbation, the cyclical nature of comedy acts, and various forms of governmental corruption. They touch on insider trading in Congress and the controversial settlement for former President Trump regarding leaked tax returns, highlighting issues of accountability and public trust. Segura and Rogan also recount frustrating encounters with police officers who seem more focused on quotas than public service, concluding with a lighthearted promotion of Segura’s Netflix special and their enduring friendship.

About Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a renowned stand-up comedian, writer, and podcast host, celebrated for his sharp observational humor and relatable storytelling. With several successful Netflix specials, including "Ball Hog" and "Take It Down," he has captivated audiences worldwide and earned critical acclaim for his unique comedic style. As co-host of the popular podcast "Your Mom's House" alongside his wife, Christina Pazsitzky, Segura delves into the absurdities of everyday life, often featuring hilarious guest appearances from fellow comedians like Bert Kreischer and Joey "CoCo" Diaz. Known for his laid-back demeanor and quick wit, Segura continues to be a prominent figure in the comedy scene, making him a must-listen guest on platforms like the Joe Rogan Experience.

Key Moments

0:00:21 – Tom Segura's new show 'Bert and Tom'
0:02:03 – Bert Kreischer's significant fitness transformation
0:03:47 – Texas wild pig overpopulation and hunting methods
0:07:37 – Jesse Griffith's wild game hunting and cooking school
0:12:41 – Deep dive into Uday Hussein's horrific sadism
0:15:26 – Uday Hussein's brutal torture of athletes
0:22:15 – Historical cruelty of Vlad the Impaler
0:29:50 – The changing social landscape of Los Angeles
0:31:27 – Rise of AI OnlyFans models and job concerns
0:37:00 – Impact of massive student loan debt on graduates
0:40:01 – Challenges with AI detection in academic writing
0:42:18 – Overcoming career skepticism in stand-up comedy
0:49:09 – Discussing the decline of ventriloquism in comedy
0:53:15 – Ari Shaffir's acclaimed themed special 'Jew'
0:55:37 – Kabbalistic demon impregnation masturbation myth
01:37:12 – Joe discusses his love for convertibles in Los Angeles
01:39:07 – Tom Segura details his Netflix sketch comedy show
01:40:48 – Discussion on Netflix's freedom for controversial content
01:42:30 – Actors declining roles in Tom's show due to perceived offensiveness
01:43:48 – Critique of 'Snow White' controversy and 'woke fatigue'
01:47:10 – Criticism of Canadian politics and Justin Trudeau
01:48:28 – Canada's Medically Assisted Dying (MAID) program and ethics
01:51:47 – Story of a man constructing a guillotine for suicide
02:02:36 – The critical importance of Vitamin D and sunlight
02:03:40 – Tom's health transformation and Jelly Roll's weight loss
02:06:50 – Sepsis, Kyle Busch's death, and MMA fighter health issues
02:08:16 – Sean Strickland's UFC win with a severe shoulder injury
02:09:43 – Ray J's suspicious MMA fight and alleged 'deal'
02:11:17 – Cam Newton's viral interview with Ray J on sexuality
02:20:53 – UFC betting scandals and the FBI's involvement
02:24:58 – Congressional insider trading and stock market gains
02:27:00 – Donald Trump's tax leak settlement and audit immunity
02:30:49 – FBI's use of informants for entrapment in alleged plots
02:32:48 – Police quotas and the implications for arrests
02:39:05 – Qusay Hussein's alleged $1 billion cash withdrawal during Iraq invasion
1:04:07 – Ongoing scientific investigation of Noah's Ark
1:13:00 – Randall Carlson's Younger Dryas Impact Theory
1:17:06 – James Cameron's record-breaking deep-sea dive
1:22:06 – Lessons from the Titanic submersible implosion
1:24:54 – Crafting carbon fiber classic Mustangs

Transcript Excerpt

[00:00:01] Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. What's that name? I watched two episodes of the new season. Oh, thanks, man. It's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. So you. [00:00:21] That show is so you. I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one, I was fucking crying. I was crying. And the Freaky Friday one. Yeah, yeah, with Jamie. Oh, my God. Oh my God, they're so fun. They're so fun. [00:00:38] It seems so fun for you. It's the most fun I have. It's like it's so, it is one of the best examples of like a one mind, like one person's mind in a show. Yeah. Without like a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that. Don't do this. They gave us, they give us no restraints in the craziest greatest sense. Like they really are like, do whatever you want to do. [00:01:19] Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that too. For people that hadn't seen it. That's you and Bert. Bert made a dance video. Like, you guys had a competition. See who makes the best one? [00:01:29] He was just saying we should all do one. And then I was like, yeah, okay. And then he just dropped. one. So he, there was no like, let's both do one. And then he was like, I'm a better dancer and I was like, eat shit, dude. There's something about him saying he's better [00:02:03] he's so confident about stuff. He He dropped a bunch of weight, and then in our, we did our 5K a few weeks ago for the Netflix is a joke, we did a 5K again. From last year to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time. Holy shit. I mean, I was like, dude. That's crazy. He dropped 50 pounds, too. [00:02:21] Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50 pound vest on? It's crazy. It's really. I think about that every time I work out with a vest on, and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds. 25, which is like a normal amount that people lose. Yeah. Like, this is crazy how much harder. [00:02:55] It's fucking hard,...

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