Joey Diaz

Date: 2026-06-10 | Duration: 2h 46m

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan hosts Joey Diaz, who shares a series of wild, unfiltered anecdotes and personal reflections on his past and present life. The conversation begins with a discussion of Joey’s recent knee surgery and the effectiveness of various pain relief methods, including his humorous misuse of obscure creams and a brief history of human growth hormone derived from cadavers. This quickly transitions into a more serious note about former NFL player Lyle Alzado’s steroid use and subsequent brain cancer. Diaz then pivots to an extended, hilarious recounting of his attempts to evade drug tests during his probation days, detailing absurd home remedies like iodine, white vinegar, and even Drano, which led to him allegedly breaking a machine. He describes his time in Boulder, Colorado, as a period of "chaos" and expresses lingering guilt over his past criminal activities, including shoplifting and shaking down local businesses. The conversation rounds out with an exploration of the evolving landscape of legalized cannabis, the impact of the UFC on martial arts, and the impending political changes in Cuba, with Diaz speculating on a potential U.S. invasion and the re-establishment of gambling.

About Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his unfiltered, storytelling-heavy comedy style that draws from his turbulent past. He's built a career sharing wild anecdotes about his life, including his struggles with the criminal justice system and substance abuse during his younger years in Boulder, Colorado. His appeal lies in his ability to blend humor with genuine reflection on his past mistakes while discussing everything from combat sports to current events with candid, no-holds-barred commentary.

Key Moments

00:00:46 – Joe Rogan's rapid knee surgery recovery
00:01:20 – Joey Diaz discusses Voltarol for pain relief
00:03:02 – Discussion on cadaver-derived Human Growth Hormone
00:04:28 – Alzada's steroid abuse and fatal illness
00:06:52 – Joey's Waymo encounter with a homeless person
00:07:37 – Joey's Atlantic City homeless encounter and mushroom buying
00:11:20 – History of Las Vegas and the Comedy Store owner
00:13:25 – High taxes and closing legal cannabis dispensaries
00:16:09 – CBD's benefits for arthritis and pain relief
00:16:54 – Joey's past experiences with strong THC edibles
00:19:08 – Joey's recent stand-up performance fueled by edibles
00:20:18 – THC for anxiety and creative process in comedy
00:23:46 – Trump's reception at UFC vs. NBA games
00:23:57 – Sports betting growth and gambling addiction risks
00:25:28 – UFC fight prediction: Ilia Topuria vs. Justin Gaethje
00:31:06 – UFC fight prediction: Cyril Gane vs. Alex Pereira at heavyweight
00:32:56 – Advantages of fighting without cutting weight
00:33:36 – Extreme weight cutting and its negative impact on fighter health
00:34:10 – Anderson Silva vs. Travis Lutter fight and Lutter's jiu-jitsu
00:36:17 – Minotauro Nogueira's BJJ coach and Bob Sapp fight
00:39:54 – New knee regeneration treatments and stem cells
00:43:53 – Joe Rogan watching his own ACL surgery while awake
00:46:37 – Discussion on neutropics and focus supplements
00:47:46 – Joey's recent memory issues and increased need for sleep
00:51:36 – Joey's wild historic drug test evasion attempts
00:58:56 – Fake urine and catheter use for drug tests
01:01:51 – Joey's legal past, probation, and getting off it
01:03:50 – Joey's shame and guilt over past criminal actions in Boulder
01:08:41 – Joe Rogan's hypothetical career path without stand-up
01:09:19 – Early struggles and financial instability in comedy
01:10:46 – Appreciating success achieved through comedy
01:15:30 – The importance of helping aspiring comedians
01:18:18 – The unique hope derived from seeing others succeed in LA comedy
01:25:11 – Joey's transition to an authentic stage presence
01:26:55 – Paul Mooney's influence on relaxed, topical comedy
01:28:03 – Marlon Brando's use of cue cards for organic acting
01:30:49 – Producer Albert S. Ruddy and the film 'The Longest Yard'
01:32:57 – Daniel Rodriguez's Tijuana arrest and jail experience
01:34:39 – Joey Diaz's prison comedy origins and first open mic
01:36:56 – Joey's intense knee surgery recovery and physical therapy
01:42:26 – Doctor refusing surgery due to hospital's unsanitary conditions
01:44:07 – Discussion on nerve ablation and cortisone risks for pain
01:48:08 – Hyperbaric chambers and personal low oxygen levels
01:51:49 – Joey's unsuccessful blowtorch treatment for toenail fungus
01:53:43 – Psilocybin mushrooms' therapeutic effects on speech and cognition
01:56:41 – Brett Weinstein's theory linking vaccines and food allergies
02:01:58 – Ralphie May's ant-infested sandwich at Greenblatt's Deli
02:03:00 – Comparing Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, and Improv dynamics
02:09:05 – Comedians reflecting on shared career journeys and camaraderie
02:10:24 – Joey Diaz's past physical confrontations at comedy clubs
02:13:00 – The cultural impact of Chuck Norris martial arts films
02:17:14 – How UFC popularized Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu globally
02:19:33 – Matt Serra neutralizing a drunk casino patron with Jiu-Jitsu
02:22:55 – Phones as a gateway to future human-tech integration
02:24:43 – Daughter's reaction to 'Scarface' and modern attention spans
02:26:23 – The escalating political crisis and US-Cuba relations
02:37:34 – The Mafia's control of pre-revolution Cuba and Kennedy's actions

Transcript Excerpt

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