Joey Diaz

Date: 2013-04-12 | Duration: 2h 37m

Episode Overview

Joey Diaz joins Joe Rogan for a wide-ranging conversation that blends wild animal encounters, personal stories, and reflections on comedy and culture. They kick off by discussing the fierce nature of mountain lions and eagles, sharing vivid anecdotes about these predators and their impact on the environment. Joey’s tales about snakes, including a homeless man walking with one around his neck, add a raw, unpredictable edge to the discussion. The duo also dives into the history and atmosphere of iconic comedy venues like the Comedy Store and the Ice House, with Joey reflecting on his early days in stand-up and the evolution of his craft. The episode shifts to more personal territory as Joey recounts memories from his youth, including stories about his mother and his early struggles. He touches on the challenges of navigating fame and the comedy world, emphasizing the importance of authenticity and staying true to oneself. Music and cultural icons come up as well, with spirited debates about legendary figures like Chuck Berry and Paul McCartney. Throughout, Joey’s candid storytelling and Joe’s probing questions create a dynamic dialogue that balances humor, nostalgia, and sharp observations about life’s unpredictability.

About Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his unfiltered, storytelling-heavy comedy style that draws from his turbulent past. He's built a career sharing wild anecdotes about his life, including his struggles with the criminal justice system and substance abuse during his younger years in Boulder, Colorado. His appeal lies in his ability to blend humor with genuine reflection on his past mistakes while discussing everything from combat sports to current events with candid, no-holds-barred commentary.

Key Moments

– Wildlife Encounters
– Mountain Lions
– Exotic Pets
– Birds of Prey
– Comedy Clubs
– Stand-up Comedy
– Music Legends
– Legal Issues
– Government Surveillance
– Drug Culture
– Animal Behavior
– Post Office
– Tax Evasion
– Prison Experiences
– Entertainment Industry
– Personal Stories
– New York City
– Mixed Martial Arts
– UFC Fighters
– Tattoo Art
0:00:00 – Introduction and opening remarks
0:01:47 – Discussion about mountain lions and hunting
0:05:04 – Encounter with a large snake on property
0:07:34 – Birds invading eagle nests
0:09:37 – Visit to the Museum of Natural History
0:14:29 – Golden eagles trained to kill wolves
0:18:12 – Hypothetical fight: Wolverine versus wolf
0:20:33 – Plans to travel to Cuba discussed
0:22:08 – Post office and government jobs conversation
0:26:03 – Federal prison time for mailman who dumped mail
0:30:06 – Challenges of working as a mailman in Boulder
0:32:09 – Memory triggered from youth
0:34:23 – Personal story about living with mother
0:36:13 – Comedy club bathroom windows and privacy concerns
0:39:36 – Regulation changes at the Comedy Store
0:42:19 – Legal case involving musician Barry
0:46:16 – History and significance of the Ice House comedy club
0:50:41 – Long comedy sets and performance style
0:56:06 – Social media voice and public perception
1:01:13 – Joe Rogan conspiracy theories
1:04:10 – Discussion about Tom Waits and music tastes
1:06:04 – Paul McCartney's cultural impact
1:08:40 – Book titled 'One More Shot' mentioned
1:11:48 – Emotional impact of breakups
1:13:48 – Violence metaphors and personal anecdotes
1:16:44 – Zombie reference and period problems
1:18:55 – Reflection on past relationships and social media
1:21:19 – First experience with dark lighting in comedy
1:24:35 – Graphic discussion of intimate experiences
1:26:33 – Tax evasion story and legal consequences
1:29:09 – Call for honesty and transparency in society
1:31:27 – Environmental destruction awareness
1:33:39 – Government informant and mafia stories
1:36:50 – Planning and survival tactics discussed
1:40:08 – Comedy Store atmosphere and culture
1:42:19 – Racist jury and legal appeals
1:45:18 – Fistfight with Chuck Berry story
1:49:26 – Mental health and societal breakdown
1:51:28 – Comparison of Siberia and North Korea
1:54:33 – Living in a horror movie analogy
1:56:31 – Comedy career beginnings in 1994
1:59:46 – Positive changes in New York City
2:02:43 – James Bond actors discussion
2:06:18 – Classic TV shows and comedians reminisced
2:08:07 – Prince's lasting musical influence
2:11:20 – Driving through Tennessee wildlife areas
2:14:20 – Legal defense strategies shared
2:18:24 – Concerns about raising children today
2:20:59 – Drug possession and purse incident
2:24:24 – Battlestar Galactica and sci-fi projects
2:26:44 – Dog illness and personal updates
2:29:25 – Sponsor mention: stamps.com
2:31:14 – Rolling papers, edibles, and cannabis culture
2:33:05 – MMA fighters Sarah McMahon and Ronda Rousey

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. fucking half an hour ago we don't need to play that goddamn song yeah the thing about uh mountain Starting point is 00:00:50 and be like, damn. Starting point is 00:01:08 We're talking about this. Starting point is 00:01:29 the population under control, but Starting point is 00:01:47 They find mountain lions and they tree them, and then the hunter shoots them. Starting point is 00:02:18 dogs to find them because they're too fast. They're just going to, they're going to hear you Starting point is 00:02:55 Because if you go, you will get eaten by crocodiles. Starting point is 00:03:10 I just don't find that acceptable. Starting point is 00:03:35 being like they're part of nature now that's a monster that's godzilla mountain lions that's Starting point is 00:04:11 and only kill things with their face. Starting point is 00:04:23 They don't give a fuck. Starting point is 00:04:47 right off Lee Hill Road Starting point is 00:04:56 I asked him where he was from Starting point is 00:05:04 most likely right it was on my father-in-law's property and he was I was like what the fuck we had to pull over Like a python or something? I almost fucking died. Someone's pet that they let out? I don't know. Most likely, right? Starting point is 00:05:16 That's it. Starting point is 00:05:25 Come on, feed my snake a rabbit. Starting point is 00:05:49 i saw a homeless person walking down the street with a snake around his neck like a big one too Starting point is 00:06:18 But they might just decide to fucking bite you. Starting point is 00:06:53 That's a monster. Starting point is 00:07:06 I can't go to somebody's house and see him give like a white fucking mouse to this thing, Starting point is 00:07:18 But man, that's fucking creeped out for me. Starting point is 00:07:34 Especially like a parakeet or something on your shoulder. Starting point is 00:08:04 That comes into an eagle's nest to try to get the hawk's, the eagle's babies. St...

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