Joey Diaz, Ari Shaffir

Date: 2011-02-15 | Duration: 18m

Episode Overview

Joe Rogan sits down with comedians Joey Diaz and Ari Shaffir for a wide-ranging conversation that touches on memorable sports moments, personal anecdotes, and everyday curiosities. The trio dives into the electrifying atmosphere of live UFC events, with Joe describing the intense energy and perfect synchronization of music and fight action, capturing what it’s like to be a civilian in the crowd. They also reminisce about iconic basketball players, including stories about Darryl Dawkins’ flashy lifestyle and Shaquille O’Neal’s dominating presence on the court, highlighting the unique personalities that shaped the game. The discussion shifts to lighter, more humorous topics as the guests share quirky observations about modern conveniences, such as splashless urinals and bidets, with Joey Diaz offering his candid take on the benefits of these bathroom innovations. Throughout the episode, the comedians’ natural chemistry and storytelling bring a mix of nostalgia, humor, and insight, making for an engaging and entertaining listen that blends sports culture with everyday life reflections.

About Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir is a comedian and podcaster best known for hosting "Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank," a long-running podcast where he explores unconventional topics ranging from drug policy reform to corporate ethics. He recently completed a seven-month extended travel through South America, during which he developed his storytelling special "The End" and continued producing content remotely from exotic locations. Shaffir is known for his willingness to tackle controversial subjects and his independence from traditional media gatekeeping, having previously hosted "This Is Not Happening" on Comedy Central.

About Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian and podcaster known for his unfiltered, storytelling-heavy comedy style that draws from his turbulent past. He's built a career sharing wild anecdotes about his life, including his struggles with the criminal justice system and substance abuse during his younger years in Boulder, Colorado. His appeal lies in his ability to blend humor with genuine reflection on his past mistakes while discussing everything from combat sports to current events with candid, no-holds-barred commentary.

Key Moments

– Sports Culture
– Mixed Martial Arts
– UFC
– Basketball
– NBA History
– Comedians
– Live Events
– Celebrity Stories
– Personal Anecdotes
– Humor
– Drug Experiences
– Technology Gadgets
– Luxury Cars
– Bathroom Hygiene
– Pay-Per-View
– Sports Fines
– Athlete Biographies
– Music in Sports
– Sports Venues
0:00:00 – Introduction to the Joe Rogan Experience
0:00:47 – Joe Diaz aka Mad Flavor Introduction
0:01:03 – Discussion about laptop music
0:01:58 – Mention of adult toy sponsorship
0:03:28 – Conversation about acid and mild substances
0:04:26 – Bob O'Reilly singing UFC song
0:05:18 – Description of live UFC atmosphere
0:05:58 – Perfect beats matching UFC punches
0:06:26 – Experience as a civilian at UFC events
0:07:36 – Attending a Lakers game against Wade's team
0:08:21 – Waiting for pay-per-view to start
0:09:41 – Discussion of talented young athlete
0:11:07 – 1975 NBA playoffs and athlete family
0:12:41 – Darryl Dawkins' NBA career and trades
0:13:14 – Darryl Dawkins' luxury car with carrot dashboard
0:14:23 – Splashless urinals and bathroom hygiene
0:15:19 – Bidet benefits and humor about hygiene
0:15:40 – Reflecting on the conversation

Transcript Excerpt

Starting point is 00:00:00 The Joe Rogan Experience Kicking it live Starting point is 00:00:47 Joe Diaz, Mad Flavor, Starting point is 00:01:03 Did you make that song, Brian? No, it's my laptop. Starting point is 00:01:19 Whatever, bitches. Starting point is 00:01:34 This house is littered. Starting point is 00:01:58 Big fat box of dick toys if you go to Joe Rogan net click the link for the flashlight you go to their website Starting point is 00:02:14 You got to do what you got to do. Starting point is 00:02:27 That was a good fucking time. Starting point is 00:02:44 Texts to me. Starting point is 00:02:49 You looked. Starting point is 00:02:58 I go, it's going to be great this weekend. Starting point is 00:03:17 Well, we don't know. Starting point is 00:03:28 Acid's a little different. Starting point is 00:03:41 This stuff is very mild. Starting point is 00:03:54 It was very nice. Starting point is 00:04:02 He vibrated you. Starting point is 00:04:26 Bob O'Reilly singing the song. Starting point is 00:04:40 I don't know. Starting point is 00:04:52 We felt everything. Starting point is 00:05:09 And it was interesting. Starting point is 00:05:18 And then the Bob O'Reilly starts playing, which is if you've never seen it, never been to a live UFC. Starting point is 00:05:39 Dana and I were watching that the other day, and I go, Starting point is 00:05:58 The perfect beats to the perfect fucking punches and kicks. Starting point is 00:06:13 And you're there. Starting point is 00:06:26 Like I said, when you're there as a civilian, Starting point is 00:06:48 a fucking head walking along the street. Starting point is 00:07:03 just heads. Well, that's the brilliance about it. Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah, you just go nuts. Starting point is 00:07:36 I went to a Laker game last year against Wade Wade's team. Starting point is 00:07:55 You have a blast. Starting point is 00:08:05 And what that is, folks, for the folks that don't know, sometimes Starting point is 00:08:21 w...

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